Kim Kardashian recently did a photo shoot for Playboy. Us Magazine has just learned that Kim will be the December cover girl and the photos contain more than rumored. Check out the details:
A Playboy source tells Us that Kardashian’s shoot reveals more than originally planned. Though her body is mostly draped in sheets and jewelry, the source says that Kardashian “will show one boob, and her bare butt.” Kardashian’s 12-page pictorial “will be one of the longest spreads Hef has done in a long time.”
Longest spread Hugh Hefner has done. Kim Kardashian has gigantic ass. Must resist obvious joke… Temptation strong… Iron will kicking in. And we’re good. No, seriously, this is the greatest Christmas present I could ever get. Next year world peace could break out and the following year I could win a million dollars, but I’d just sit there, sipping my egg nog, saying “Remember that Christmas I saw Kim Kardashian’s bare ass? That was the best Christmas ever.” They should make a holiday special celebrating this event and show it to sick kids. Give them a reason to fight, dammit!
Jan, Jan……….oooooOOOOooooo Jan
oh wedgeone! Why do I find inappropriate things so funny?
Ho, Ho, HO, HO
Merry Christmass!
hahahahahah!
*crickets* Whatever, I liked it.
Don, that was sick. Truly, truly sick and twisted. And, it was obscene and perverted. But, most of all, it was funny. Curse you, Don for making me laugh.
I think she’s hot, but I’m a little worried that when she gets naked a tiny black man will jump out of her butt.
go to perez hilton it claims marcia brady is writing a book and claims her and jan had a lesbian affair…….. thats a worse visual than carol and greg brady making the heat! I have to go I’m calling my shrink now!!
Maybe she likes one boob more than the other. Or maybe it took too long to pluck all 2000 wire thick black hairs from around her nipples so they could only go for halfsies.
In any case when a girl is famous for having a giant ass, being friends with the diseased slut queen whore Paris Hilton, and mostly for being in a nasty homemade purposely leaked porno then I expect her playboy spread to show everything; full body exrays, MRI’s's of the rectal cavity and the uturus, I mean EVERYTHING. Otherwise what’s the point.
The thing is folks they probably wanted to show hervajayjay but when they got down there under the sheets they were like “um Miss Kardashian there is a ginat forest growing between your legs and we just can’t get any images at all, the photos coming up black and fuzzy.”
They probably tried to call in a team of professional highly skilled German back waxers but after 12 hours and not even seeing a speck of flesh they gave up saying “nichts dies ist unmöglich das kootch von das schwien hund ist ein einundurchdringlich Dschungel ”
Translation: No it’s impossible the kootchie on this pig dog is an impenetrable jungle.
And trust me they’re serious, they even managed to wax Al Gore’s man bear pig.. so if they can’t bring down the jungle no one can.
ok, ok…
want to touch the hiney.
@57
Her ass does have a way of doing that.
The “Marsha” story gets weirder – apparently the affair was with Ann B. Davis (“Alice”)!
My aunt Betty has a gigantic ass too. Big deal. Hit the gym chunky.
i like the lil pink princess crown things in the middle of her rims. fuck a bitch, im stealing her car.
Um who?
#58. thank you TROLL but no I do not feel that way.
A few months ago I went to the Zoo, you see I wanted to see Britney and her kids in person, and I saw Kim in the baboon cage with her family, she had the biggest harriest ass of them all so I knew it was her and trust me the last thing that crossed my mind was wanting to touch that hairy, smelly, fart factory of a back door she’s so proud of.
Thanks MrSemprini!
ah i am So happy that your dreams have finally come true mr superficial!;)
oh come on, in the video her whole pussy / clitoral / anal area is perfectly hairless. pretty too! its just a terrible video on its own, and if there was peeing in it at the end, then mine must cut off too early because there’s nothing like that in it. it just repeats the same shit over and over. she only shows her boobs once in the vid, so maybe she just doesn’t like to show her boobs for some reason? hopefully at least one of the ass shots will be her bending over enough to see more…
Seeing this ass will indeed be memorable but I fear it will be photoshopped to the point where it looks like a manequin’s ass.
Thanks
HO HO HO indeed. And by that I mean she’s a slut.
“Kim Kardashian is the new Santa Claus”
But instead of her belly it’s her ass that shakes like a bowl full of jelly.
Besides sharing her goodies at christmas she aint very Santa-like. Bitch wouldn’t spend a second giving toys to children but at least she’ll give men a pile of special gifts like the clad and vd, gonerrhea if your really good and pee on her first and syphillis if you tell her she’s skinny and that her ass doesn’t look fat in that parachute, you mean dress that she’s wearing.
*the clap and other stuff I spelled worong
FREE JOE?
Fuck him.
Kim Kardashian is just a fat sow who hasn’t had her litter of feral brainless niglets yet.
I’d like to eat Thanksgiving dinner on her ass.
#71. Agreed the loser got what he deserved. So this chick is friends or was with Paris Hitlon, is a rch spoiled brat whose myspace page lists her profession as “Princess” (charming… *VOMITS), she’s been in her own homemade conveniantly leaked nasty skank porno, and she believes a freak show pedo like Joe Assface deserves to be out of jail, oh and she’s posing for playboy.
Wow now that’s a woman who respects herslef I hope she gets pregnant with those fantastic values to a whole new generation of sluts, I mean children.
TT- I thought Jan was the hot one, too.
missed a bunch of words woops
…gets pregnant with twin girls so she can pass on those fantastic values…
she’s not gonna show her real butt…Cause it’s totally gross and hugh…They’re gonna make sure they air brush that thing down!..
jjake, I suspect it will take more than airbrushing for that ass – there is a reason why Ms. Kardashian is so selective about reavealing it – her thighs and buttcheeks are as smooth as moon rock
Her earrings are retardedly huge.
this girl is even more useless than paris…which i didn’t think was possible. Has she ever done anything?- besides some sex video and now playboy? i guess money really can’t buy class
ugly
Hoe Hoe Hoe, or am I politically incorrect? :)
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I have come to the point in my lust for this woman that I can say with no shame that she could shit in my face with that ass if she wanted to.
I myself feel that I have a great deal in common with Kim.
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