Kim Kardashian is the new Santa Claus

September 21st, 2007 // 88 Comments
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Kim Kardashian recently did a photo shoot for Playboy. Us Magazine has just learned that Kim will be the December cover girl and the photos contain more than rumored. Check out the details:

A Playboy source tells Us that Kardashian’s shoot reveals more than originally planned. Though her body is mostly draped in sheets and jewelry, the source says that Kardashian “will show one boob, and her bare butt.” Kardashian’s 12-page pictorial “will be one of the longest spreads Hef has done in a long time.”

Longest spread Hugh Hefner has done. Kim Kardashian has gigantic ass. Must resist obvious joke… Temptation strong… Iron will kicking in. And we’re good. No, seriously, this is the greatest Christmas present I could ever get. Next year world peace could break out and the following year I could win a million dollars, but I’d just sit there, sipping my egg nog, saying “Remember that Christmas I saw Kim Kardashian’s bare ass? That was the best Christmas ever.” They should make a holiday special celebrating this event and show it to sick kids. Give them a reason to fight, dammit!


  1. wow

    woohoo…big deal :P

  2. wow

    Oh and FIRST :D

  3. wow

    man you guys are slow….

  4. Stymi

    Hey look it’s Ass Kardashian.

  5. jesus christ porno star

    I hate to beat a dead horse, never mind, fuck it! I wonder when her brother Chewbacca is going to break down and do Playgirl?

  6. A

    I cant wait to buy this issue and download all the pics

  7. Why would anyone pay to see this magazine spread when she has already shown herself fukking and being fukked?
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  8. bob

    she wants Joe Francis freed? well that speaks a lot for her character. this earth is better off with him in jail.

    who cares about her stupid ass in playboy. you know that shit is airbrushed to death.

    she annoys me just because she does that ridiculous pose where she needs everyone to see her butt & just turns her head to the camera.

  9. ssdd

    So in this 12 page ‘spread’.. the part where she gives her ‘What I like’ info… do you think she will actually say that she likes to be pissed on by black men during a sex taping?.. Probably not. She knows she’s a disgusting filthy low life slut, but would she admit to it? .. No way!

  10. MrSemprini

    Well, at least she found her lips again. Man, I missed those things. I had no where to put my coat.

  11. Still can’t wait to see her nekid buttocks…

  12. Linestepper

    Haters say what you will butt she is hot! I don’t care that she got peed on…she’s showered since then I’m pretty sure so who cares? I just hope Playboy doesn’t do too much airbrushing.

    I will get lost in that ass come Christmas….

  13. jrzmommy

    She’ll get peed on for the world to see but suddenly gets shy. Asshole.

  14. lambman

    on the plus side this is the first time she’s done something that legitimetly has a reason to be written about. I mean modeling is kind of like work, well you get paid.

    But just having a big butt and going shopping isn’t really worth mentioning.

  15. George

    I think having an enormous ass is better than having no ass at all, but who cares about her anyway. Kim is a dog and probably has ALPO for breakfast. Maybe ALPO made her ass so big and deformed.

  16. Evil

    One boob? Why not show 2? Whats the harm?

    I want her to do Penthouse. Playboy makes centerfolds look like cartoons with airbrushing.

  17. Zoey Lund

    “will show one boob, and her bare butt.”

    So?

    We’ve already seen you naked and in motion, luv. You got the order backwards.

  18. George

    Is she really famous for getting peed on?

    That’s just plain perverted, dirty, and disgusting.

  19. igroovin

    average. below average for supporting a guy that makes millions off of dumb exposed drunk girls.

  20. bob

    bfd, she’ll show one boob & her ass. like that’s suppose to be shocking? playboy shows vage, so a boob & some ass cheeks is not a big deal. if it was another magazine, say “Dog Fancy” now that’s something to talk about and more suitable for her looks.

  21. Hecubus

    What the fuck ??? What am I missing here ?????? She’s only famous for starring in a (terrible) HARDCORE PORN vid. Why the fuck is anyone waiting for a one nipple picture after that ? You’ve already seen this dumb cunt give terrible head and let a middle class wannabe gangsta black wigger (if there is such a thing) piss on her. That’s it, that’s all she’s got to offer, move on.

  22. FromOutOfNoWhere

    Damn right Fish, best fucking Christmas ever. Kim Kardashian ass shown in Playboy. Aliens Vs Predator II on the big screen. My girl giving me 31 straight days of on demand blow jobs anytime anywhere to show how much she worships me. her mom is gonna be so piss at us come Christmas dinner. How the heck can this not be the best Christmas ever.

  23. I’m a woman and I’m not gay, but I am SO buying that issue.

    I repeat; if her body is fake, it’s the most beautiful fake body on the planet.

  24. PunkA

    She likes warm piss. On her. End of story.

    Even Paris never sank that low on film.

  25. FromOutOfNoWhere

    @21, Remember she swallows too.

  26. Lezbo

    I can’t wait to flick my bean while looking at her bare naked ass.

  27. Donkey

    So how is Playboy going to have a 12 page spread and only show one tit and an ass?
    This will be like some over blown Hollywood movie…. a lot of teasing leading up to a finally with no substance. Or, maybe I should say “it will lead up to a dissapointing climax”.

  28. JordanK

    Im so fucking sick of this ugly Armenian fatass!

  29. Spook

    #28
    You don’t like Armenians?
    Or, you don’t like ass?

  30. Mike

    Wow, I can’t wait to see the Playboy paintings of her. Do you think they’ll let any parts of the original pictures be included in the paintings, or will they be all computer generated?

  31. Don

    I wanna see that booty jingling ring ting tingaling too
    C’mon it’s lovely weather for an ass ride together with you
    Giddeyyap giddeyup giddeyap let’s go
    Let’s make a fuck show
    I’ll fuck you in a wonderland of snow
    Giddeyap giddeyyap giddeyap it’s grand
    That ass in my hand
    I’ll fuck you all night it’s alright in a wintery fairyland

  32. Ok, I’m bored already…I’m going back to Britney

  33. Ike

    Her ass could walk into a room by itself and get recognized!
    I can’t wait to see it in all of its granduer.
    Sir Mix-a-Lot didn’t even imagine an ass like THIS when he wrote baby got back.

    Worth the money…..or the time downloading the images from Limewire. Whichever comes first.

  34. veggi

    I’m with ya FRIST.

  35. havoc

    The only fat chick whose ass I would seriously tap…..

    .

  36. Spanky

    Playboy still exists? Who knew?

    Either way it has definetly jumped the shark big time.

  37. nikk

    Kim’s doing Playboy?

    All in favor of nominating her for beatification (sainthood), say ‘aye’

    Good.

    All opposed say ‘nay’.

    No naysayers?

    Good. It’s official. She is now St. Kim Of The Blessed Apple Bottom.

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  39. p911gt10c

    18: She was never pissed on. That was just an idiotic rumor.
    I have the sex tape and it’s a poor one at that. Heavily edited, they talk to the camera alot, they loop the audio and use the same visuals over and over.
    Worst Tape Ever.

  40. bubba

    ONE boob? Geez…she’s getting religious on us now AFTER her sex video has come out that showed everything, including her getting fucked by bruthaman Pookie. Save yourself the time fatass and crawl back in the trailer with Britney.

  41. nik

    What does Kim do besides have a big ass? Seriously if someone knows fill me in.

  42. veggi

    Ok, this has to be the best thing I’ve read in the past 12 minutes. No, not Kim fucktard, but this!!!!!!!!
    hahaha!

    http://www.contactmusic.com/news.nsf/article/brady%20bunch%20star%20reveals%20all%20about%20lesbian%20fling%20with%20tv%20sister_1044347

  43. Lexoka

    Well, it’s not like she never made a sex tape and we don’t know what her body looks like…

  44. Ted from LA

    #27 Donkey,
    It’s simple. One page will be devoted to the tit and 11 pages to the ass.

  45. Small Shapely Butt

    I think it is great that there are men out there that like a huge butt. Huge butt/tree trunk thigh women need TLC too.

  46. Avoiding LA By Living in the OC

    lol! #44 Ted from LA you are funny!

  47. Texas Tranny

    Hey veggi,
    That is some funny shit.

  48. Ted from LA

    #45 I agree. Your challenge now is to find one those four guys and hump him like a St Bernard in heat.

  49. veggi

    I know, right? marsha marsha…..ooooOOOOOOooo, MARSHA!

  50. wedgeone

    Black guys will rush out to buy the issue, and then say they’re “reading Playboy for the articles.” As if (they can read).

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