Here’s Kim Kardashian wearing Spandex while shopping in LA yesterday. Obviously, she got the memo that “curvy” women wearing non-flattering outfits are so in this month. Right, Jessica Simpson? Back me up. – - No, wait, I meant figuratively! Figuratively!
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FIRST you anus licking cumgarglers
1st ! ! ! ! !
THAT is not a celebrity! That must be Edna, she lives at #206 in Del Boca Vista, Phase III.
DOES SHE REALIZE THAT THE ONLY REASON SHE IS FAMOUS IS BECAUSE SHE HAD A S*X TAPE OUT?
TALENTLESS WASTE OF SPACE. IM SO TIRED OF THESE C-LIST “CELEBRITIES”.
The shoes don’t even have any wear. Which is a good thing, since they won’t dirty my ears when I pound her like the school bully looking for lunch money…
Let’s not confuse Kim Kardashian with Jessica Simpson. Jessica is fat. She’s put on like 20 lbs and everyone is commenting on sudden and unattractive weight gain.
Kardashian is not fat, she is a genuinely curvy girl, with an unquestionably unnaturally large ass. But she has big boobs and a narrow waist to compliment it. She’s also a gutter slut who is famous for gargling a big black c**k on camera and then selling the tape to make money from it.
Her butt reminds me of Katie Holmes pregnancy bump. Sometimes it’s big, sometimes small(er), sometimes high, sometimes low. It changes from day to day.
Newton would be scratching his head over Kim’s arse.
He’d have to balled-up sheets of lined A4 all around his waste paper basket. All with the words “how?” scribbled manically across the page.
HOW, KIM? HOW?
She would be a GREAT fuck.
I think she’s gorgeous..and her butt is huge, but it’s not gross looking.
The guy in the fourth pick with the cool name badge kinda reminds me of a hispanic Lumpy Rutherford.
Said it once and I’ll say it again, I’d stick it (if I could reach it)!
Check out this hilarious video about LARRY FLINT’S PORNO BAILOUT (watch out for the dude with the ‘stache):
http://blog.digitalfuntown.com/dft-blog/2009/2/6/larry-flints-porno-bailout.html
I think she is definitely the kind of lady I’d like to see wearing spandex out and about. She doesn’t have giant cellulite dimples or some terrible shape. If you were standing in line behind her, you’d be hard pressed to keep your mind off of all the dirty things you would do to that ass. I know I would.
#10 – Funny… I feel the same way about my cock.
I would never want to fuck this nigger loving whore of a cunt.
She is ASS-tastic.
The funniest thing is watching her try on all her girdles underneath the spandex – over and over again, off with the pants, off with the girdle, put on new girdle, put pants back on, look sideways in the mirror, off with the pants…on and on. It’s like watching a flat tire happen 10 times.
#6 – I can’t really see her breasts in these pics….
Btw, what is happening to her face? She used to be quite cute, pretty whatever, but now she’s just plain and boring….
I bet she gives great helmet. Most girls with low self-esteem do.
But MAN will she be a fucking mess in 10 years if she’s constantly going to the gym and looks like that.
She looks like a shit I took this morning.
My favorite is Ray J’s reality show.
Way to go, America.
Hi,hi.I have to give her this credit that she doesn’t get fat.I’ll bet she works hard daily to maintain her figure.Only her butt must be a pain in the ass to maintain.
The title of this piece should be “Kim K wears spandex AGAIN so she can show off the only thing she’s know for.”
***yawwwwwwn***
WHAT THE FUCK IS UR GUYS PROBLEM? WHAT IS WRONG WITH BIG BUTTS?
F – ING AMERICAN PEOPLE JUST LIKE ANOREXIC LITTLE BITCHES…….HONESTLY WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH HER? SHES GORGEOUS. YEAH, SHES CURVEY. BUT WHO GIVES A FUCK – NEWS FLASH – GUYS LIKE BIG BUTTS. GUYS LIKE BIG BOOBS. GUYS DO NOT LIKE SKIN AND BONES.
KIM IS GORGEOUS, YEAH SHE CAN BE A SLUT SOMETIMES BUT DON’T JUDGE OTHERS UNTIL YOU’VE JUDGED YOURSELF.
WHAT THE FUCK IS UR GUYS PROBLEM? WHAT IS WRONG WITH BIG BUTTS?
F – ING AMERICAN PEOPLE JUST LIKE ANOREXIC LITTLE BITCHES…….HONESTLY WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH HER? SHES GORGEOUS. YEAH, SHES CURVY. BUT WHO GIVES A FUCK – NEWS FLASH – GUYS LIKE BIG BUTTS. GUYS LIKE BIG BOOBS. GUYS DO NOT LIKE SKIN AND BONES.
KIM IS GORGEOUS, YEAH SHE CAN BE A SLUT SOMETIMES BUT DON’T JUDGE OTHERS UNTIL YOU’VE JUDGED YOURSELF.
I think giant sunglasses need to go out of style, unless they’re stunna shades and you’re wearing them at a club, preferably thizzed out or trippin’.
I heard that it takes over three days for a fart to make it out of her pants
(because of the sizer of her ass, obviously)
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Will you stop posting this useless camel already? She’s old news.
it really is amazing what they can do with carbon fiber these days.
natalie, is school out already?
It’s like a ledge…that you could pee off.
natalie, you know what else guys like? Girls who don’t give them migraines. For you I guess that’s a bad “NEWS FLASH”.
She braided her ass hair and tied it to her collar.
It takes four very tall men, holding hands in a circle, to just barely give natalie a bear hug.
It’s hard to keep up an ass like this.She’s a brave gravity warrior.
lol at 33. and i’ve got to say the fish writer must be a chick. cuz that ass is lookinnnnn nice in them pants
fatty better lay off the facial plastic surgery. She is starting to look like the jackson family.
#35 ??????????? where have you been all the time? Bong??
I think she looks amazing! She’s beautiful and she has a fantastic body. I’d rather look at her than Bar Rafaeli any day.
Big hairy asses, you know I like that!!!
Is it me or does this chick need to be punched in the face?
I’m getting a little tired of the relentless KK ass kissing that goes on this site.
Yeah, i get it, she reads the site – and whoever writes these posts thinks that if he writes enough nice stuff, she’ll fuck him.
never – gonna – happen
She is still fodder for the Internet gossip cannon and has to be treated the same way.
This site officially jumped the shark the day they announced she reads here.
Change the name of the site to http://www.idesperatelywanttofuckkimkardashianbutneverwill.com
Dr.Mcnasty, the subspecies racist asshat should fear the black man, we are better strong smarter and gorgeous chicks fucking love us. Go play on your xbox, micro dick.
Oh come on, she was fatter than me!!!! And I’m NOT FAT! She’s wearing that underwear thingie, it’s called a “turdle” or I don’t know something like that, and she also had that thing when you go to the doctor and he pokes you until fat runs out and then you make soap and sell it back to all the rich ladies who do the out-fat thing in the first place. So anyway Kim is really fake and I hate her.
#39, I AGREE, KIM DOES LOOK GREAT. BUT THAT DOESNT MAKE HER A CELEBRITY. SHE HAS NO TALENT AND SHOULD NOT BE TREATED AS A CELEBRITY…EVEN A C-LIST ONE!
Ziggy — it’s that damnable nigger pride that leads to acts of racism. Your parents raised you to believe that because you’re black, you’re better than everyone else? You’re not going to get very far in the world with your absurd superiority complex. I feel sorry for you.
You know I can appreciate a curvy woman as much as the next person…but damn. Seriously Kim, Stop wearing clothes like this. It’s quite obvious that she does this shit on purpose. I mean, who the hell wears spandex to shop?
#38 Something is smoking lately but it’s not from a ‘bong’.Btw,according to an independent international research last year,60% are regular users in the USA against 1,3 % of the regulars in the Low Lands.I’ve had some very wet feet lately.
#6
Kim Kardaskank is fat but she wears body shapers and girdles to improve her body and this is what Jessica should do if she wants to continue to be fat like Kim. Kim is a short chick and she is fat because she has huge wide hips, loose butt, and rolls on her waist when she sits down.
You are also contradicting yourself when you say:
Kim has an unquestionably unnaturally large ass which means “fat”
Americans want to sugar coat the truth with she’s not fat just curvy, thick, stocky, etc.
Jessica will always be better than Kim because Kim is a porn star and Jessica makes an effort at singing.
oh come on, isn’t she shooting a workout video? she’s bound to be in clothes like this a lot. be gentle, superficial writer.
why is everyone here suddenly obsessed with “fat” girls? she looks like she just got done at the gym and is by no meas fat! seriously! this is getting kind of old
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