Kim Kardashian is single

Kim Kardashian and Reggie Bush have called it quits, according to Us Magazine:

“Nobody cheated,” a source close to the couple says. “This is just a case of conflicting schedules and their lives going in different directions.
“It was a totally mutual decision,” continues the source.

If nobody cheated, how do you explain all that sex Kim and I had? In my mind. Sorry, Kim, I can’t live a lie anymore. Which reminds me: You know when I said I’d marry you while we were making love in the Batcave? About that…

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