Kim Kardashian is single

July 27th, 2009 // 71 Comments

Kim Kardashian and Reggie Bush have called it quits, according to Us Magazine:

“Nobody cheated,” a source close to the couple says. “This is just a case of conflicting schedules and their lives going in different directions.
“It was a totally mutual decision,” continues the source.

If nobody cheated, how do you explain all that sex Kim and I had? In my mind. Sorry, Kim, I can’t live a lie anymore. Which reminds me: You know when I said I’d marry you while we were making love in the Batcave? About that…

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Comments (71)

  1. richard | July 27, 2009 at 6:31 pm

    I’d hit it.

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  2. Grant | July 27, 2009 at 6:31 pm

    That shot reminds me of that famous “big foot” shot. http://bloggingexperiments.files.wordpress.com/2009/01/patterson_bigfoot.jpg

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  3. Pablo | July 27, 2009 at 6:37 pm

    Awesome news! Hands off, Fish, she’s all mine… I’m on duty for that booty!!

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  4. ROUGH daddy | July 27, 2009 at 6:38 pm

    wooo hoooo! I would like to use my 401k to take Kimmy to dinner!

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  5. Galtacticus | July 27, 2009 at 6:38 pm

    Is this real?

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  6. Richard McBeef | July 27, 2009 at 6:43 pm

    Somewhere in Iraq a soldier is jumping out of an airplane with no parachute, just so KK could prance around the beach with her ass covered.

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  7. Taz | July 27, 2009 at 6:49 pm

    phat ass

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  8. Jimbo | July 27, 2009 at 6:49 pm

    @4 I think she wants to go somewhere nicer than McDonald’s..

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  9. Christina | July 27, 2009 at 6:50 pm

    Dumb Ass bitch.

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  10. The Rake | July 27, 2009 at 6:57 pm

    NEXT!! I’m calling that out right now. It might be a worse promo than that WNBA “We got next” garbage, but I still want next. Only need it for a night…hit it, don’t baby sit it.
    The Rake
    http://thefilmnest.com

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  11. ROUGH daddy | July 27, 2009 at 6:59 pm

    I might need a loan! its the tought that counts Jimbo…

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  12. Dirk the Impailer | July 27, 2009 at 6:59 pm

    I guess Reggie got tired of the same old milk from the same old cow. When you are a rich stud, the pasture is pretty darn big and tempting.

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  13. Harold@Sick | July 27, 2009 at 7:01 pm

    Kim became jealous that her ass was seeing Mr. Bush more than she was.

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  14. xxWPxx | July 27, 2009 at 7:04 pm

    She should go after a young small business owner in the Orange County area now. Find herself a real man with real problems.

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  15. Derek | July 27, 2009 at 7:26 pm

    Wow. I kinda got excited when I read this – that is fucking pathetic.

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  16. Jamie's Uterus | July 27, 2009 at 7:29 pm

    She’ll find some other black guy to do her. Maybe Reggie wasn’t into water sports and he wouldn’t piss on her? Or maybe she wants something more extreme and is looking for someone to shit on her?

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  17. Darth | July 27, 2009 at 7:30 pm

    I’ve heard before that juli is a notorious break-up month. . .

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  18. .... | July 27, 2009 at 7:33 pm

    Its cute when boys get all excited when Kim K and Megan Fox become single.

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  19. Clem | July 27, 2009 at 7:38 pm

    I’m a rich English landowner and very much intrigued by the delicious Kimothy Kardashian. I wonder would she let me tinkle on her?

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  20. Bigo | July 27, 2009 at 7:42 pm

    Those who want to tap that ass, better to do it now because in a few years it will sag badly!

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  21. jubjub | July 27, 2009 at 7:42 pm

    She needs a big strong black man to piss on her. Michael Vick is looking to make a comeback; maybe he would be interested.

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  22. hmna | July 27, 2009 at 8:11 pm

    @2 actually this one reminds me more of Bigfoot.

    http://thesuperficial.com/2008/12/khloe_kardashian_gets_airbrush.php

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  23. JON GOSSELIN | July 27, 2009 at 8:20 pm

    *slits wrists*

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  24. Yoda | July 27, 2009 at 8:30 pm

    Yippee, she can find someone new to piss on her and piss in her mouth. Skanky whore.

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  25. Rigo | July 27, 2009 at 8:32 pm

    Bigo, most women’s asses will sag when they’re old. But they’ll never look as good as Kim’s does now.

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  26. Mama Pinkus | July 27, 2009 at 8:33 pm

    she’s certainly curvacious but that ass will not age well; not at ALL

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  27. bizlats | July 27, 2009 at 8:34 pm

    Of course he was cheating on her. Just like her sister’s NBA boyfriend was cheating on her. When will women learn not to date NFL and NBA players?! Especially when they don’t even live in the same town. I bet Reggie was fucking five girls a night. If you don’t think so, you’re as naive as Kim.

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  28. TheJoker07 | July 27, 2009 at 8:37 pm

    Thank god now’s my chance. I just need to get a killer tan.

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  29. vito | July 27, 2009 at 8:49 pm

    #20 and #26…

    I know one of the factors I always have considered before I bang some young lovely is whether or not her ass (or other miscellaneous body part) will be sagging someday in the future. We all know how important that is.

    I can just hear it now…5 years up the road some large-fannied lady looking in the mirror saying, “I remember fucking that old guy some years back. I’m sure glad my ass wasn’t saggin back then…”

    Get fucking real!

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  30. Pregnant and sexy | July 27, 2009 at 9:03 pm

    I got an ass bigger than this girl’s and would gladly let Reggie piss on me and my unborn child

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  31. e! | July 27, 2009 at 9:22 pm

    ratings boost!

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  32. Robert Acquafresca | July 27, 2009 at 10:02 pm

    Lets see, the next in line for this diseased ass…Kenyon Martin, Trevor Ariza, Vince Young, Chiek Kongo, Milton Bradley, followed by maybe an affair with Allen Iverson once he signs with the Clippers.

    Dad must be proud. If he was alive, would probably wish he was dead.

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  33. sin | July 27, 2009 at 10:34 pm

    He got tired of all of his friend reminding him he was dating a Kardasian. They would have been less cruel had he been dating the daughter of the Grand Wizard of the KKK.

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  34. Venom | July 27, 2009 at 11:41 pm

    Iverson to the Clippers? JEEZ… I’ll believe it when I see it. If so… god damn he fell off hard.

    Anyway, Kim… I love you… I’m broke and all, but I got what you need… you know what I’m talkin’ about. ;-)

    … sadly that won’t happen. But I do have an idea on who she could possibly end up with…

    clue: it’s a cali rapper.

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  35. THAT_GIRL_JENN | July 27, 2009 at 11:44 pm

    +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

    REGGIE BUSH IS HOT AND SO IS SHE, THEY WILL BOTH BE OKAY. AND STOP CALLING HER FAT. JUST BECAUSE SHE DOESN’T LOOK LIKE A BOY DOES NOT MAKE HER FAT. ARE ALL YOU WHITE MEN HOMOS??? REALLY I DON’T GET IT.

    +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

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  36. irony | July 28, 2009 at 12:12 am

    somebody must’ve told Reggie that Kim’s ass is the endzone. He can’t find it, no matter how large it is so he just figured it’s better to give up.

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  37. RaraAvis | July 28, 2009 at 12:54 am

    I’ve said it all along: Reggie Bush sets off my gaydar. She was a beard. Never saw a couple with less chemistry.

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  38. Anonymous Jones | July 28, 2009 at 12:58 am

    i guess this means reggie will finally have a breakout year

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  39. Ted from LA | July 28, 2009 at 1:53 am

    Single? Really? Judging from the photo she looks double to me.

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  40. PAZUZU | July 28, 2009 at 1:55 am

    #2-Grant, That is so true I wish I’d said it, thanks for the laugh. Why is she single anyway? I thought whales mated for life, or is it elephants? Do whales and elephants pee on each other?

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  41. PAZUZU | July 28, 2009 at 1:55 am

    #2-Grant, That is so true I wish I’d said it, thanks for the laugh. Why is she single anyway? I thought whales mated for life, or is it elephants? Do whales and elephants pee on each other?

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  42. JJ | July 28, 2009 at 2:22 am

    I’m sure Reggie got tired of seeing her fat saggy ass when Kim took her butt girdle off. Reggie is an athlete and what athlete wants to marry a soft short fat saggy ass?

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  43. Don | July 28, 2009 at 3:38 am

    It has to be a bummer for Reggie to see Kim in extreme airbrushed photos and a butt girdle and in real life her ass sags and she has massive cellulite. Too bad Kim is not athletic like Reggie.

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  44. Don | July 28, 2009 at 3:39 am

    It has to be a bummer for Reggie to see Kim in extreme airbrushed photos and a butt girdle and in real life her ass sags and she has massive cellulite. Too bad Kim is not athletic like Reggie.

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  45. Reggie | July 28, 2009 at 8:06 am

    42-44 same person and a female despite male names.

    I NEVER got tired of that ass!

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  46. haha | July 28, 2009 at 8:38 am

    GOOD FOR HER! THE TALENTLESS SL*T DESERVES NOTHING MORE.

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  47. lisa | July 28, 2009 at 8:41 am

    although break ups are hard, i dont feel bad for her at all. when u pose naked, make a sex tape and leak it, and constantly take off your clothes, what man is going respect you?

    Kim, you seriously need to just go away. you have no talent and reggie will soon find a good girl who he will marry.

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  48. xxoo | July 28, 2009 at 8:44 am

    there have been so many pics that showed reggie cheating on kim. eh, whatever, she doesnt deserve anything more.

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  49. the truth | July 28, 2009 at 9:04 am

    THIS IS FROM A CELEBRITY NEWS WEBSITE:

    People Magazine is reporting that the couple finally decided to end their nearly 3 year relationship.

    Here’s what happened. According to our EXTREMELY reliable insider, they didn’t break up because of Reggie’s cheating. Our insider explained, “Reggie wasn’t trying to be Mr Kim Kardashian. She always wanted to be in front of the cameras, and had to live her life out in the public for everyone to see.” The insider continued, “He wanted some privacy, and he knew he’d never have that with Kim.”

    So Reggie told her he was done a few weeks ago. And so if they were broken up for weeks, why didn’t they tell anyone. According to MediaTakeOut.com’s insider, Reggie and Kim were being paid handsomely by the DeBeers diamond company to go to South Africa together – and they had to keep up appearances.

    And here’s where it gets sad. The insider added, “Kim tried to get Reggie to change his mind over the trip – she practically begged him to get married. He said No.”

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  50. rissy | July 28, 2009 at 9:24 am

    #29 – This site is called Superficial in case you didn’t know it.

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