Kim Kardashian is not engaged

Kim Kardashian is not engaged to football star Reggie Bush, according to Us Magazine:

Reality star Kim Kardashian, 26, tells that she didn’t make it official with NFL running back Reggie Bush, 22, over the weekend in Miami, despite an OK! magazine report.
“It’s not true,” she tells Us. “Not yet!”

What no one knows is that Reggie Bush did try to propose to Kim Kardashian. Except when he got down on one knee, Kim wasn’t paying attention and swung her battleship ass into Reggie’s head. Sources tell me the Kardashians have him secretly stored in an underground hospital where they’re hoping scientists can “unsplatter his face.”

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