Kim Kardashian is in a bikini again

March 31st, 2010 // 110 Comments

Kim and Kourtney Kardashian were spotted exactly where they told the paparazzi they’d be in Miami today, and I will still never understand why Kim feels the need to cover up her ass. It’s like opening up a Starbucks then not carrying coffee because you figure everyone will just stare at your breasts.

Okay, that is a good business model.

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  1. Chris

    first!

  2. Georgeo

    Can you please stop with “X in a bikini” posts? I can see this crap anywhere on the internet.

    At least stop giving famewhores like Kim and Heidi this treatment.

    At least…

  3. Chris

    Chris L is second also!

  4. OnTheRealThough

    Kim is an idiot for covering that ass on the beach of all places.

    I hope Kourtney don’t have a ton of stretchmarks from the baby. I’d still eat it anyway though…both of them.

  5. Georgeo

    Nice job Chris L, you stupid twat.

  6. Philipp

    LAST!!!

  7. -Lmega5-

    Congrats Georgeo on coming out of the closet and becoming a homosex…

  8. sarah

    Kourtney looks better than Kim does and she just had a baby ffs! Def. gained back that Quicktrim weight! haha! She obviously ate her feelings after her break up!

  9. rusty

    Show that sexy ass of yours, baby!

  10. pimp

    i would love to eat her ass…

  11. Marcus

    Ugh. At least Kourtney’s covered up.

  12. Jamie Lynn's Uterus

    I think she’s sending a subliminal message to other pee lovers: ‘Come and piss on me, black guys to the front of the line! ‘. Its just so obvious. Skank!

  13. gen

    Kim’s lips look ridiculous. You can tell when a celebrity is a humongously vain bitch if her lips look like that. STOP INJECTING THEM, YOU IDIOT.

  14. TekMoney

    Nice. More please. xD

  15. freebie

    She and Reggie just broke up. She’s wearing bikinis to advertise – Hey niggars, I’m available.

  16. Gigi

    Who wears a full face of makeup, including lipliner, to the beach…. I mean, REALLY?!

  17. Racer X

    Ass or GTFO!!!

  18. Sport

    Attention whores.

  19. bres

    You guys are haters!!!!!!!!!!!
    #8 Sarah – I bet you’re UGLY and FAT!!!!!!!!!

  20. Me

    ugly. fake boobs

    Next

  21. mshook12

    Who cares. She was never hot she is just a whore.

  22. hammerhead

    enough of the karTRASHians,famewhores,doucebags,talentless, famous for having transvestite looking stepfather, also known for nothing of any real interest having a sasquatch looking sister. o yeah and needing to take that TARPAPER up the azz or anywhere it will fit

  23. Great comments here. Yes they are both filthy whores devoid of any talent or intellect.
    They both get full makeovers before showing their faces in public.
    And, they cover up b/c the paps don’t airbrush! Both those asses are covered in cottage cheese, no doubt.

  24. Aaron

    They’re both dirty, disgusting, furry, monkey-humpers.

  25. Bootilicious

    Kim looks good, just wish she stop wearing those rags on her a$$ and go thong or g-string all the way.

  26. mer

    So average.

  27. Grazie mille! Questo articolo, me lo faccia sapere un sacco di cose che prima non ho capito!

  28. Grazie mille! Questo articolo, me lo faccia sapere un sacco di cose che prima non ho capito!

  29. JesseJimmy

    In 5 years, Kim will have grown into those boobs, and she’ll be wearing mu-mus to the beach. She’ll be a full-fledged heifer, not that she isn’t now. Not into the badunkadunk.

  30. jane

    Hey, I met a man who are 6’3″ now on a dating service — SeekingTall. c o m –. He wants to see me and even have fun with me, but i am only 5’6″. I don’t know whether I should go to see him though I love tall guys. He said to me that all girls on that site are seeking fun with tall guys…

  31. Rasputins Liver

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    Well, ….

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    …Kim’s gotta gorgeous exotic face, beautiful dark hair and a fine rack.

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    If it weren’t for her lard ladened bubble butt and her stumpy cankles she’d be absolutely hot.

    *

    As it is though, given the latter items, in all fairness I can only rate her about a ” 4 “. That also for her vacuous rich princess ‘tude and her Dumb mindset.

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    And don’t even get me started on her Dumber and Dumbest sisters!

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  32. SOS

    she is the skinniest fat chick ever

  33. Tiger

    I bet Kim’s stankpuss is only slightly less hairy than obgyn’s.

  34. Ever notice that once celebs people break up with their boyfriends, there are all of a sudden tons of pictures of them in bikinis? Just saying…

    who do you think isHotr? Reggie Bush or Kim Kardashian? Hmm…better question, is who’s the hotr football porno couple – Kim Bush or Kendra Hank

  35. Ever notice that once celebs people break up with their boyfriends, there are all of a sudden tons of pictures of them in bikinis? Just saying…

    who do you think isHotr? Reggie Bush or Kim Kardashian? Hmm…better question, is who’s the hotr football porno couple – Kim Bush or Kendra Hank

  36. Ever notice that once celebs people break up with their boyfriends, there are all of a sudden tons of pictures of them in bikinis? Just saying…

    who do you think isHotr? Reggie Bush or Kim Kardashian? Hmm…better question, is who’s the hotr football porno couple – Kim Bush or Kendra Hank

  37. I pissed all over some bitch just last week that had a better body with a smaller, normal sized ass and I’m not even black. She sucked the piss out of my dick after I was done slapping her face with it.

    I am not gay.

    Later,

    Mitch

  38. OMG!!!!! She’s so average! My friend recommended me an interesting place –** Mixedmingle . ccoomm **– It’s for us black to seek our interriacl love!! Maybe you wanna check out.

  39. Kim has such a nice body, curvier than most but really exceptionally to say the least.

  40. gen

    @15@26

    Much as I dislike the Kardashians I have to say, you guys are even lower scum than them. First of all, Kourtney is fucking the guy that looks like Patrick Bateman, so, no, they do not indiscriminately screw black guys. And I always wonder what causes racist comments like that, but this musing takes all of 2 second when I realize, “Oh, they are probably jealous that black cocks are on average bigger than whatever pathetic junk these losers have got in their pants.”

  41. ——–>Now its time to say let’s go and have a fun

    (Flight Ticket)=$1 (Hotel Room)=$1 (Car Rental)=$1

    ====>Get these as all starting from $1

  42. Jeff

    this is why the terrorists hate us

  43. killself kim

    gigi is right… full face of matte makeup, eyebrows draw in, hair blown out and full of moose and gel. it is simply ridiculous for the beach and on obvious sign of staging which is an obvious sign of vanity… which is an obvious sign of a motive (single and looking) …not to mention insecurity, DESPERATION for media attention and to remain in the gossip rags.

    the lip injections are vile.

    TRASH

    what does kim have going for her anymore besides half-assed staged bikini (partially covered) shoots?

    the face is pastic surgery ruined, the ass is turned to cheese, the life has always been trash but she had an ounce of something gonig with reggie. or not, she was obviously jersey chasing$$$

    basically just KILLSELF KIM

  44. killself kim

    gigi is right… full face of matte makeup, eyebrows draw in, hair blown out and full of moose and gel. it is simply ridiculous for the beach and on obvious sign of staging which is an obvious sign of vanity… which is an obvious sign of a motive (single and looking) …not to mention insecurity, DESPERATION for media attention and to remain in the gossip rags.

    the lip injections are vile.

    TRASH

    what does kim have going for her anymore besides half-assed staged bikini (partially covered) shoots?

    the face is pastic surgery ruined, the ass is turned to cheese, the life has always been trash but she had an ounce of something gonig with reggie. or not, she was obviously jersey chasing$$$

    basically just KILLSELF KIM

  45. ryan

    well.. all i can really say is they both have a dam fine rack. the rest.. meh..

  46. kim is an attention whore to the max

    re: sarong wrapped around ass

    the cellulite reduction office must have been busy but she couldnt wait for the paps!

  47. Worthless whores

    Check it out, it’s the stupid fake titty twins! One is a slutty leg spread attention whoring sex tape promoter, who likes getting pissed on, f*cks only black dudes and is the biggest c*nt on planet earth. The other is so stupid that she honestly didn’t know how babies were made, and thought that it would be a cinch to take care of them. Both are walking cumm dumpsters; that’s all they’re good for…

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