Kim Kardashian is an idiot

April 26th, 2010 // 99 Comments

What I said in the headline. Via Us Magazine:

My sister weighs less than I do, and she just had a baby — so that’s kind of fascinating to me!” Kim, 29, told UsMagazine.com at Wet Republic in Las Vegas Saturday, where she celebrated Kourtney’s 31st birthday with Khloe.
So how did Kourtney slim down after having Mason last December?
“Definitely breastfeeding helps,” she told Us. “Everyone says that, but it’s really true — and it’s just being a busy mom.”

Jesus Christ. Is Kim Kardsahian really “fascinated” that Kourtney, who can legally be classified as a midget, weighs less than her? Even nine months pregnant I’d bet money Kourtney doesn’t weigh a tenth of those ham hocks. You could drop the two of them on an old-time scale and Kourtney would just go rocketing into space. But don’t worry, she’d still be able to see Kim’s ass thus feeling at home birthing her moon-baby. I crunched the numbers.

NOTE: Added pics of the Kardashians at Wet Republic because Kim has big breasts.

Photos: Splash News
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  1. music

    Im sorry but Paris is worth 40 million without her parents money is from a respectful and wealthy family! Paris doesn’t need twitter to get money! Just saying! ANd kim admitted she wanted to be just like miss paris hilton-the people’s princess!

  2. whoa. she is hot, and knows how to dress for those curves.

  3. yayo

    humongous ass

  4. dUdE

    @ 47 “You are a joke my friend”

    To the uninformed, unaware, blissfully ignorant, truffle snorting, troglodytes, such as yourself, a sage appears as a fool. Like the saying goes, “a fool believes himself to be a wise man, whereas a truly wise man knows that he is a fool.”

    *

    @48 “what are you on?”

    The sweet, sensual, heady, rapturous, metaphysical good vibes that is, Kim Kardashian.

    *

    @49 “You need help.”

    Yes, and the type of help I need can only be dispensed from Kim Kardashian’s pink palace of vaginal divinity, or as I like to call it, Xanadu.

    *

    @ 50 “I think it was Kim herself.”

    I would love to have deep, meaningful sex with Kim, where not only our bodies merge, but the very essence of our souls. A height of ecstasy that is whispered about in ancient texts, frowned upon and guarded against with the evil eye by gypsies who try to ward off such sorcerous manifestations, which are rumored to be unattainable, without sufficient offerings to Underworld deities. And in the merging of our astral selves, we become one. I’ve imagined it so vividly, that the mental projection from such thoughts must have spewed forth with unbridled intensity and made you sensed that I was Kim. But it’s not so.

  5. Admiral Nimitz

    That’s not an ass, that’s an aircraft carrier……

  6. Admiral Nimitz

    That’s not an ass, that’s an aircraft carrier……

  7. Admiral Nimitz

    That’s not an ass, that’s an aircraft carrier……

  8. Diva

    Ok Kim haters u have too much time on ur hands get a life and stop wishing u were in her shoes. Kim is hardly jelous of Paris. Picture that . It’s time to turn your Caremeters down or off her ASS rocks, at least guys think so . It’s the woman with flat asses and no boobs specializing in hater mode. Kiss kims ass and mines to, Im from the Chocalate City with a fat ass as well.

  9. Kim has got a really pretty face but this outfit doesn’t suits on her. May be she is comfortable with this look, anyways we shouldn’t bother what she wears and how she looks.

  10. Blech

    Ah-hahahahaha!

    #45 sounds like Randal on crack.

  11. jared

    HHHAHHAHHHAHHHAHHHAHAHAHHAHA! @45

    HHAHAHHAHAH @60 i was thinking the same thing!! What happened to randal tho!? Kinda miss his/her lame ass

  12. Kelly

    # 58! HI, KIM!!!! How are you…. Skank mole? Come here to defend yourself?? Hahahahaha!
    Don’t bother…. you should be in the gym, not here posting your drivel.
    Get your fat ass back on that treadmill…. STAT.

  13. marryorri yorrina

    I think she probably has to get them specially made. Her a$$ is probably like a 40, and her legs are normal size. So my answer is they are specially made.
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  14. marryorri yorrina

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  15. john f

    she is a disgusting whore
    she is famous because of a sex tape
    guys
    get a grip
    all of her face is redone
    fake nose fake lips fake tits
    fake everything
    she keeps saying her chest is real
    MY ASS
    and speaking of ass she is completely out of proportion
    has short chunky legs
    no amount of photo shopping is going to hide the truth
    sad she is such a role model for gals
    get a grip people
    did you see her on Dancing with the Stars
    Cant move – can’t shake anything
    is totally sexless!

  16. kat

    i agree with the comment before me. i am SO sick of hearing about these no talent kartrashians. MOVE ON!

  17. captain america

    ……………BUT A HOT ONE, folks!!

  18. Crack Dealers of America

    Is she breaking the leash laws?

  19. carlo

    Kim’s ass is fat in pictures but in person it was surprisingly nice to drool over. I was at LAX waiting for a friend to use the restroom before heading to baggage claim. This super hot girl walked to the top of the escalator, adjusted her huge tit in her bra and then got on the escalator down…I said look guys, it’s “Kim K, only hot”…we checked the ass to make sure it wasn’t her. Satisfied that we had found a hotter chick than the celeb with the fat “Ren and Stimpy” ass everyone talks about, we then followed her down the escalator for a good perving…when we got to the baggage claim, there were camera’s everywhere and we realized that it was indeed Kim K. SInce then, I saw the pictures and video from the airport on magazines and TMZ and she looked fat. The camera does add a few-200 lbs.

    Listen up ladies. You need to drop 10 – 30 LB’s more!!!

    As for “KK”, I’d pay to hit that in a heart beat.

  20. Tell you a story, used to have mountains, hills have temple, the temple has an old monk. . .
    there is something more?
    welcome to my home…

  21. FATTY'NYJETSFANF

    I WANT HER!!!! TO SIT ON MY FACE!!!!!

  22. Cindy

    #8 Wow. She did write “Perfumista” and not “Perfumist”, maybe she can actually gasp* write and you simply can’t read.

  23. gIRL

    @72 you dumb fuck!! i simply copied and paste it!! She fucking changed after she read this!!!!

  24. GIRL

    @72 my computer corrected it! She wrote “perfumist”

  25. AT LAST

    Mr. Editor, you finally made me LMAO w/ham hocks and rocketing into space. K Kardashy could sell her lard for implants(2000 implants +++)

  26. jen

    KIM REALLY IS A NO TALENT LOSER. SHE DIDN’T EVEN WORK AT A LEGITIMATE CAREER SHE DID A PORN JUST LIKE PARIS AND A DISGUSTING ONE AT THAT. SHE IS NOT A GOOD ROLE MODEL AND WHO WOULD LET HER AROUND THEIR KID? SHE IS NOT A WOMAN TO LOOK UP TO BECAUSE SHE DEGRADED HERSELF TO GET THE MEDIA’S ATTENTION. SHE HAS NO RECOGNIZABLE TALENTS AND ALL SHE DOES IS POSE, IT ISN’T EVEN LEGITIMATE MODELING. HER EXCESSIVE FACIAL SURGERIES IS CATCHING UP WITH HER AND SHE IS LOOKING MORE LIKE HER MOTHER, WHICH IS NOT A GOOD THING.

  27. Looks like my 70 year old neighbor. No joke.
    Tell you a story, used to have mountains, hills have temple, the temple has a monk. . .

  28. bitingontinfoil

    Is she freakin’ kidding? Her sister sister weighs less than her left ass-cheek!

  29. techychick

    There’s such negativity in the media concerning women’s bodies. Kim K is a pear shaped person, that carries weight in her thighs and butt. My daughter is built the same way. I have to say that Ms. K is in great shape and is a beautiful girl, but the media consistently bashes her because of her shape. What is the media wants? A revolutionary outburst of anorexia? Seriously people. She’s a beautiful girl and she is not obese. She may have a few extra pounds in ‘trunk’ but that’s no reason to completely bash her. I commend her for showing her curves proudly!

  30. flm

    GIRL obviously you do care about kim kardashian because you know so much about her. i know a girl like you she really hates beyonce but yet she stalks her online. the truth is she secretly wants to be her. it’s actually pathetic. ohh by the way you think she cares what you think. i remember seeing this girl on the tyra banks show she admitted to being insecure and thats the reason she keeps a burn book. anytime she see a girl that was prettier smarter or more popular than her she would have hateful thoughts about her. i’m not really a fan of kims and she may not a good person but i don’t hate her and i’m not going to stalk her online. you know way too much to not care. i feel sorry for you.

  31. thanks for the share

  32. I commend her for showing her curves proudly!

  33. DC
    Commented on this photo:

    I would love to stick my face in that thing >:)

  34. lakur
    Commented on this photo:

    oh my god Superficial you are so rude who ever runs this site is ridiculous, why are you so jealous but I can see Kim’s got a diaper butt but you can not be this mean about Kourtney or Kim or Khloe

  35. I totally agree with kelly what u said was dead on those bitches are trash and kim looks like a mule she is horrendous! Khloe looks like a tranny. Kourtney is ok but not the greatest they all look like the cum dumpster they came from kris. Go away u trashy, std ridden, famewhoring, ugly ass bitches no one wants to look at any of u any longer!!! E channel please put a reality show in there place worth watching. As for now I am writing you of. I refuse to watch this trash! I’m sure many other respectable people agree! And kris please die a horrible death u are a waste of air. I feel bad for bruce living with this bullshit…..

  36. Lucy Squared
    Commented on this photo:

    Maybe it is just me, but I don’t find her ass attractive at all. It is freakish and disturbing in its proportions to the rest of her. If she did that to herself with ass implants then she truly is an idiot but maybe a smart idiot because she has built a “career” on her carnival side-show ass. That ass pulls in more dough in a month than I will see in a decade.

  37. bennyhill

    Bruce is cool…. the rest are worthless.

  38. stretch

    I for one an sick and tired of this woman, her family, and all reality shows of this type PERIOD! Why are people so taken by these people to begin with? Kims life is in a nutshell is body by Porsche brains by lego. It absolutely makes me sick when i see these shows featuring some insanely rick celebrity doing absolutely nothing to contribute to anything. Then these shows put these people in some situation regular people deal with every day and make it out to be a catastrophe in THEIR lives. honestly, what does kim do with her life? When my fiance whatched her silly ass show it seemed every day she had one main bitch. She wants to get married. Instead she totally bastardized marriage. Kims “fairytale” wedding? it would be funny if it wasnt so fucking stupid. Im sure she wanted the wedding. But the part about commitment and death do us part went out the door. Its no wonder people want to sock it to the rich when THIS stupidity is what we’re shown as what being rich is like. This family wouldnt last a day in the real world where you actually have work and do something to survive

  39. ITBEUS2

    Go away Kim and Family…what a joke you all are and shame on the people that continue to watch you brainless series!

  40. Mick Russom

    Kim is a dumb pig and I’m sick of her smarmy face.

  41. aceable
    Commented on this photo:

    That ass will be seeing my face cock and cum all over it.

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