Kim Kardashian is an idiot

April 26th, 2010 // 99 Comments

What I said in the headline. Via Us Magazine:

My sister weighs less than I do, and she just had a baby — so that’s kind of fascinating to me!” Kim, 29, told UsMagazine.com at Wet Republic in Las Vegas Saturday, where she celebrated Kourtney’s 31st birthday with Khloe.
So how did Kourtney slim down after having Mason last December?
“Definitely breastfeeding helps,” she told Us. “Everyone says that, but it’s really true — and it’s just being a busy mom.”

Jesus Christ. Is Kim Kardsahian really “fascinated” that Kourtney, who can legally be classified as a midget, weighs less than her? Even nine months pregnant I’d bet money Kourtney doesn’t weigh a tenth of those ham hocks. You could drop the two of them on an old-time scale and Kourtney would just go rocketing into space. But don’t worry, she’d still be able to see Kim’s ass thus feeling at home birthing her moon-baby. I crunched the numbers.

NOTE: Added pics of the Kardashians at Wet Republic because Kim has big breasts.

Photos: Splash News
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  1. hateyoufornoreason

    the Kardashian’s waxer must make a fortune.

  2. i’d bang her idiot or not

  3. comment

    wide load.

  4. THAT_GIRL_JENN

    +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

    WHAT A REAL WOMAN LOOKS LIKE.

    TAKE NOTE WHITE PEOPLE!!!

    +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

    • Gimmesum

      Haha! your nuts! (Sorry to burst your bubble, that you formed in your alternate universe of fantasy and bullcrap), but there are plenty of “REAL WOMEN’ White ones too LOTS, your ignorance is astounding. You don’t need an ass that spans the whole of Texas to Be A “REAL WOMAN” haha! your baked go smoke a joint and open your eyes, cause there are lots of women of all race that are Again, “REAL WOMEN” frig sakes!

  5. THAT_GIRL_JENN

    +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

    WHAT A REAL WOMAN LOOKS LIKE.

    TAKE NOTE WHITE PEOPLE!!!

    +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

  6. elvis2

    frist

  7. RoboZombie

    @#1 Classic!!! Best comment ever!
    PS: Poor Chewbaca…so dopey and ungainly…

  8. GIRL

    OK I KNOW THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THIS POST! BUT OMG KIM KARDASHIAN IS SUCHA LOW LIFE LOSER! I REMEMBER ABOUT A WEEK I READ THESE COMMENTS ABOUT KIM CALLNG HESELF “PRINCESS” ON HER MYSPACE AND TWITTER ACCOUNTS! HERE ARE THE COMMENTS:

    110. xtina – April 17, 2010 8:28 PM

    HER BODY IS ROLE-MODEL WORTHY? EXCUUUUUSE ME?

    This CUNT hawks and is the face of the phony diet pill Quicktrim (and airbrushed to fuck in the ads). What kind of mixed message does that send? She is a terrible role-model.

    So fake, a hypocrite. I sincerely hope “Princess Kimberely gets acid thrown on her face.

    111. kelly – April 17, 2010 8:36 PM

    @109 and @110 you both are right but @110 please don’t call that trash a princes even tho i know u don’t mean it! She is the worst person/role model ever!

    113. oops – April 17, 2010 8:41 PM

    Lol Kelly I said “Princess Kimberly’ cuz that’s what this Ho has on her myspace profile as her name.

    And yes, I am no longer buying Bazaar. There’s new good mags out there that wont feature this celebtards.

    120. kelly – April 17, 2010 9:08 PM

    @113 I agree with you 100 Bazaar has lost so much respect I have canceled my subscription already! I bet you the lady that give her the article is a fat dumb cow! Not that theres anything wrong with being fat! But every big girl is seemed to think kim is repping for them! She isn’t!!!!!! she will love to be skinny thats why she takes diet pills and airbrushes her cottage cheese ass! I mean if she was so proud of being bigger why promote gross unhealthy crap like quick-trim and then photoshop your photos to seem thinner! I mean come on!! That is beyond HYPOCRacy! And oh yea about her myspace and twitter about calling herself “princess” since she doesn’t have a job she thinks its cute to call herself a princess i mean only Paris hilton can get away with that i mean after all shes an heiress and this kim girl is just dying to be like Paris she wants to do everything miss hilton did and she did but she does a lousy job at it from the sex tape to getting the perfume deal than dating Paris sloppy seconds Christian Ronaldo!! I mean Paris is worth 40 million she will never be like Paris give it a rest kim! AND OMG do not get me started with her family the worst family I mean ever!!! Money hungry pimping mother I mean I feel bad for em!!!

    ON her twitter where it says bio she has armenian princess cus i mean she cant call herself a model actor singer i mean nothing cus all she does is attend E red carpet events do her stupid joke of a reality show then more red carpet then do photo shots for unknown cheesy mags oh yea and she blogs of course her very respectable blog then she promotes her quick-trim then shes a part-time sales girl at their store so yea i see where shes coming from its less humiliating to say im a princess than to say whatever it is she actually does

    OK AND TODAY THIS WHAT I SAW ON KIM KARDASHIAN TWITTER ACCOUNT

    Name Kim Kardashian
    Location on a plane…
    Web http://KimKardashian.com
    Bio business woman, exec producer, fashion designer, perfumista

    LMAOOOOOO WOW!!!! SHE CLEARLY VISITS THIS SITE AND EVERY OTHER GOSSIP AND READS EACH AND every one OF OUR COMMENTS WE OBVIOUSLY HAVE SOO IMPACT ON HER LITTLE LIFE AND SHE LIVES TO IMPRESS US!!! WOW WHAT A LOSER!!! GET A LIFE KIM!!

    OH BTW THAT BIO SECTION SHOULD SAY
    BIO: GOLD DIGGER, PORN STAR AND TRASHY REALITY TV “STAR”

    FASHION DESIGNER MY ASS AND PERFUMIST? REALLY? REALLY?
    LMAO!

    AND THE ACTUALLY TERM IS PERFUMISTA!!!!! THIS BITCH CANT GET ANY DUMBER!

    AND IF THERE ARE MORE POST OF KIM IN THE FUTURE I WILL COPY AND PASTE THIS COMMENT SO SHE READS IT AND SEE IF SHE CHANGES ANYTHING ELSE LMAO

  9. Nameless

    Of course Kourtney weighs less than her. For one, she is shorter and for another, the baby is temporary weight.

    Pushing out the baby is an instant 7 to 15lbs+ weight loss.

    Kim’s fat ass packed with 7 to 15lbs of crap on the other had is forever.

  10. bitch PLEASE

    Of course her sister weighs less than she does…hell Kourtney’s entire body weighs less than Kim’s ASS does..

  11. Blech

    Aww, sibling rivalry. Cute.

    Or not.

    Tee-heeing at comment #1.

  12. dumb comments

    okay first off…

    8.GIRL hop off her dick! there most be some serious self issues that you have with yourself if your stalking her Myspace and Twitter.

    what does a perfect body look like anyways?
    is her ass being big bother you? is it threating you? I’m gonna go ahead answer this one for you…NO!

    i am more the positive you have heard this one before, but everyone looks different.

    if she is an idiot then talk about the shit she says and does, not the size of her ass.

  13. Armndo

    She a good lookin girl, she has a great rack, but if she would surgically reduce a third of that ass she would be amazing.

  14. dumb comments

    okay first off…

    8.GIRL hop off her dick! there most be some serious self issues that you have with yourself if your stalking her Myspace and Twitter.

    what does a perfect body look like anyways?
    is her ass being big bother you? is it threating you? I’m gonna go ahead answer this one for you…NO!

    i am more the positive you have heard this one before, but everyone looks different.

    if she is an idiot then talk about the shit she says and does, not the size of her ass.

  15. Big Fat Ass Kim K.

    @12 and 14…wow someone’s angry..they even posted TWICE…lol…HEY KIM GET YOUR BIG FAT ROTUND ASS OFF HERE…

  16. HackSaw

    I’d hit it.

  17. juddles

    Maybe she means she’s fascinated by how Kourtney, post-baby, manages to still be slim.

    I mean, what Kim might be saying is “I always assumed having a baby makes you gain a lot of weight. However, thats not the case here and Kourtney is STILL smaller than me.”

    Possible, no?

  18. sushi

    It’s amazing that this woman and her fatter sister are hawking ANY diet product.

  19. bar room hero

    I’d hit the idiot slag hard.

  20. Parker

    Even though I’d need a jaws-of-life to spread her ass cheeks I’d still love to sink my weiner into Kim’s hot ass.

  21. Ralph

    Pix #4…Can you imagine the size of that a$$ if she wasn’t wearing her “shaper” underwear? Damn,

  22. lalala

    I don’t see how she’s an idiot for saying that. She just means to say that her sister lost a lot of weight really fast after the baby, so much so that she weighs less than her. Also, yes Kourtney is shorter, but shes not THAT much shorter.

    #1 prollly not as much as your waxer

    Idk ppl the kardashians are obnoxious, but id rather see posts about them than that Jwow skank

  23. GIRL

    @12 LMAO! Im not stalking her!! In fact im trying to get away from her!! She is everywhere! ANd since u sound like one of those kim worshippers im sure u follow her on twitter and visit her stupid blog and leave her comments like “oh kim your so sexy and i look up to you” or something like “you make embrace my curves(my fat lard ass)”

  24. Tek

    @8 You have serious issues.

    Anyway, she looks great in pics 1-4 and 7-8. She needs to stick with this look because when she over does her make up she looks like her damn knifed up mother, wich is not a good look (pic 11).

  25. Really? She’s fascinated that her smaller sister with a normal size ass weighs less than her?

  26. Sport

    I’m not gay.
    I know what a ‘real’ woman looks like.
    Yet I just don’t find her attractive, even worse = annoying. In fact, go away Kim and take your camera grubbing family with you.

    Signed,

    That guy who must be a gay teenager who doesn’t know what real woman looks like because internet-tough-guy does.

    • HMMmmmm weirdness

      Haha! That was well put. I liked the way you closed off.

      Your right you don’t have to like what the next guy likes. People who label someone gay just because they don’t agree with what they think is attractive, are weak people. Everyone should agree with them! If they think it is the almighty then everyone must too! so i guess it is quite the blow when someone doesn’t.

      Why is there all sorts of variety of people in the world if one should be the only one considered attractive? There’s variety because everyone has different taste, not everyone likes a huge crack! Haha.

  27. show

    @24 how does number @8 have issues?

    Its actually very true!!! And quite funny!!

    you dumb bitches just cant see this trash of a woman is the biggest lier in the world!!

    I agree with everything @8 said!!

  28. matt

    @26 LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO omg i just died!!

  29. cc

    I am training for the world light heavy weight boxing championship, and want to use her as for a ‘heavy bag’. If someone knows her, can they get word to her? Thx.

  30. Tek

    @27 For someone who doesn’t like Kim, ‘she’ sure does keep tabs on her. Who compiles a list of posts from different social sites from a person you don’t even know yet happen to dislike, only to then use that and make it part of a long ass rant about how much you dislike said person? Someone who has issues. I bet you she’s the one who follows Kim on twitter, facebook, myspace, and faved/feed her blog too.

  31. oooaaahhh

    when the big earthquake hits, I’m diving beneath that booty. nothing could get me under that back porch.

  32. GIRL

    @30 i dont like or dislike kim! her and her family are a joke! I found it soo funny that idiots like you buy into their bullshit!! And i dont have myspace or twitter this was on some site!!!! I love gossip sites they make me feel good about myself so sue me!

  33. josh

    The little sister is unbelievably fugly. She has the face of a british bulldog.

  34. LynzCatastrophe

    Does anyone else wanna kick her in the ass?
    In all fairness, she is a real woman, not one of those skinny string bean ones, but for those of us who are working towards having a Kim kardashian body with little success we feel alot of jealousy towards someone with this perfect body….and she can share some of that ass with me.

  35. Tek

    @30 Please explain to me exactly how I buy into any bullshit? Proof or GTFO.

  36. Tek

    @33 And the tall one looks like a yeti!

  37. Sport

    Pic #13 is like a Star Wars casting call.

  38. Rank-A-Skank

    Is she smuggling hams?

  39. neorules2112

    How many poor tree’s had to die to wipe that big fat disgusting jiggly ass…

  40. bongo

    gross pig-ass-implanted media whore
    That is all I will say.
    Not surprising coming from the sperm of OJ’s great pal.
    CLASSY

  41. JN

    An idiot whose ass I’d spend an entire summer vacation in, if given the chance. DAMN!!! that bumm looks good!

  42. Billy Baloney

    Vapid empty-headed hosebeast who loves being covered in semen and pee.

  43. anastasia

    @ 34, No…..I think you’re the only one jealous of having a lumpy ass the size of a meteor. I think penis hilton was right when she said kimmys ass look liked two trash bags stuffed with cottage cheese.

  44. Jamie Lynn's Uterus

    Please stop reporting on these vile sloppy disease ridden cunts.

    Thank you.

  45. wrecked 'em

    Kim Kardashian is probably the hottest woman on the planet, right now. A beautiful face with bright, engaging, dark brown eyes, and full lips. A voice so soft and sweet that it practically drips honey. Incredible tits, a nice smooth tummy, all on an hourglass figure that sweeps out to full, curvy hips and a full behind that is probably the greatest ass on the planet. All supported by a shapely pair of legs that are second to none. Throw into it her well manicured and pretty feet and you have a goddess. My sperm start to do the rumba whenever they even suspect that Kim will be on the cover of a magazine at a stand, on a channel being surfed by, or gracing an internet post with her incredible voluptuousness and beauty. Is she perfect? No. Kim made her mistakes and learned from them, and now carries herself with a class and dignity befitting royalty. Unlike, Paris Hilton, who not only made a sex tape, but continued to flash her crotch and grind her skank in public on any guy she was currently sharing STD’s with. Kim worked on herself, stayed tight with her family, supporting them and being supported by them, in order to fully blossom into the phenomenally spectacular beauty you see before you. So show some respect, hogs!

  46. Tromba

    She could make an enormous fortune by just making 1 really good anal sex porno vid.

  47. double

    @45 HAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH

    YOU ARE A JOKE MY FRIEND

  48. Elle

    @45, you must be WRECKED, WTH ARE YOU ON,

    YOU ARE A JOKE! AND NO ONE IS JEALOUS OF KIM. I PREFER NATURAL BEAUTY OVER PLASTIC ANY DAY! SHE DIDN’T WORK AT IT SHE IS TOO LAZY SHE BOUGHT IT – ASS AND ALL. (FROM HER HAIR WEAVE ON DOWN)
    EVEN THOUGH SHE HAS A NICE BODY NOW SHE DOESN’T EVEN KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH IT – DID YOU SEE HER ON DWTS?

    SHE DIDN’T EVEN WORK AT A LEGITIMATE CAREER SHE DID A PORN JUST LIKE PARIS AND A DISGUSTING ONE AT THAT.

    SHE IS NOT A GOOD ROLE MODEL FOR ANY GIRL, GIRLS SHOULD NOT BE SOLD ON LIES THAT SHE IS NATURAL BECAUSE SHE IS NOT. SHE IS NOT A WOMAN TO LOOK UP TO BECAUSE SHE DEGRADED HERSELF TO GET THE MEDIA’S ATTENTION. SHE HAS NO RECOGNIZABLE TALENTS AND ALL SHE DOES IS POSE, IT ISN’T EVEN LEGITIMATE MODELING. HER EXCESSIVE FACIAL SURGERIES IS CATCHING UP WITH HER AND SHE IS LOOKING MORE LIKE HER MOTHER, WHICH IS NOT A GOOD THING.

    I HOPE REGGIE BUSH MARRIES A MORE RESPECTABLE GIRL WHO IS A NATURAL BEAUTY, IDEALISTIC, AND EDUCATED. THEY ARE OUT THERE.

  49. Kelly

    #45…. YOU NEED FUCKING HELP!

    “The hottest woman on the planet”???? Get your fucking eyes checked, seriously, I see 100x hotter working at the local convenience store, sad thing is they have to release a sex tape to get anywhere!!!!!!
    “Beautiful face”- hahahaha, yeah, plastic surgery will help you along with that, she looks like a damn tranny drag queen with the amount of makeup the slut wears EVERYDAY- EVEN to the beach! I swear she must have to chisel it off!
    “Incredible tits, a nice smooth tummy, hourglass figure, curvy hips and a full behind, shapely pair of legs”…. Oh, wow….. her implants are old now and have started to droop and most of the time, without support look like a pair of elephant ears, I’ve seen better breasts in bad porn, she doesn’t have a smooth tummy fuckhead, it is airbrushed and photo shopped like fuck every time we SEE IT, IT’S AN ILLUSION!!!!! Hourglass???? Yeah, air brushing, shaping underwear and photo shop are so helpful these days!!!!!!! Her hips, thighs and ass are dimply, cellulite ridden messes and she needs some serious help in that department. Her legs 90% of the time look like badly tanned tree trunks with bumps and lumps…. you’ve been looking at too many airbrushed piccies, my friend. And wow….. you look at her feet???!!! YUCK!
    “now carries herself with a class and dignity befitting royalty….” AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA…..THIS SLUT COMES FROM A LAWYER CUNT WHO I HOPE IS HAVING HIS ASS SODOMIZED DAILY BY THE DEVIL AND A HACKED UP MUTTON DRESSED AS LAMB SLUT FACE MOLE???!!! She got ‘famous’ off a d-grade sex tape and she’s a narcisstic, ugly, cellulite ridden, fat ass, smelly SKANK…. ROYALTY??!! WHAT R U SMOKINGGGG??????
    Don’t even COMPARE her to Paris Hilton- Paris was famous before a sex tape and doesn’t have a massive fat ass or hawk disgusting diet pills, lie about her weight, be jealous of her sisters or get her pussy out for Playboy…. she’s a different type of skank! She doesn’t lie consistently or claim to be a role model!!!!!!!!
    “Kim worked on herself, stayed tight with her family, supporting them and being supported by them, in order to fully blossom into the phenomenally spectacular beauty you see before you….” Hi Kim! How are you, you freak???!! Her sisters hate her and vice versa, the step father must roll his eyes at everything they do and wonder what the fuck he’s doing there, the mother would be secretly seething with jealousy at her younger, more ‘successful’ (I use that term loosely) daughters, the whole family are egotistical, fame hungry, disgusting excuses for human beings. And YOU are a delusional fucking loser who needs to get your head out of her massive shit hole and see what 95% of the rest of us see…. KIM. WHOREDASSHIAN.

  50. TRUTH TELLER

    @49 HAHAHHA OMG PLEASE MARRY ME!! You are soo funny+smart!! I love you!! Hahah omg just made my day!!! But in all seriousness I agree with you 100% lmaooo I think @45 was KIM herself! I swear she visits this site daily!

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