Kim Kardashian is a ridiculous human being

June 7th, 2007 // 99 Comments
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Kim Kardashian was spotted leaving Koi posing like, uh, this. Look, I’ll admit she’s hot because, well, she’s hot. But what the hell is this? If you want to know why men don’t respect women for their minds it’s because of shit like this. I can understand posing for the paparazzi and maybe sticking your tushy out a little, but this is unreal. She could be wearing a hamburger for a hat and she’d look less ridiculous. Mmm, twice as tasty though.

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  1. lickmybutt

    theres just something about seeing someone get pissed on that totally takes away from them being even remotely attractive.

    NOT HOT!

  2. imran karim

    hmm?

    imran karim

  3. fakeshedoesntworkout

    hahaha i knew it!!! KIM uses the modo della diet!! she doesn’t even workout but she selling that workout video on her myspace like crazy. my cousin works for dhl out in calabasas and she told me that she deliveres several packages from modo della to their store in kimberly kardashian’s name

  4. wfs

    That must be the cash she just got from sucking some guy off in the bathroom. And by some guy I mean me. And hell yeah it was worth it.

  5. alia

    “If you want to know why men don’t respect women for their minds it’s because of shit like this.”

    Yeah, well you aren’t exactly posting pictures of me and my girlfriends working on our PhDs, are you?

    For the record, though, we always make that pose when we’re deeply engaged in an intellectual debate.

  6. hungmaster

    Looks like she has been to the plastic surgeon’s office every day of the week. She seems to like getting on her knees, I honestly don’t like her nor do i give two shits about her. I just wonder how she got so popular. Has she done anything particularly noteworthy besides taking golden showers by a tar baby?

  7. woodhorse

    #55 so true. However, Jenny McCarthy did it better while actually sitting on a real toilet with a cute pair of Candies as opposed to Kim and her imaginary toilet.

    More funny is the butt plug and gym rope remarks – good times on Fish today.

  8. CursedClem

    I have no idea who this person is but she’d get it. And if you’re going to put yourself out like that then that’s what counts.

    Seriously, if you were coming out of a restaurant and the girl in front was pulling this crap you’d have to knee her in the nose.

  9. Jackspratling

    So… wait. Isn’t she only famous because some dude fucked her after checking his lighting? If so, doesn’t that makes her a porn star?

    If so, this chick would barely crack the top 1000. Hotter chicks have mistakenly gotten on a white, non-descript bus and ended up getting railed seven ways to Sunday and they don’t even get a ride home. Not that I know anything about things like that, of course…

  10. tHAT’S A BLACK THING! yOU KNOW BENDING OVER SHOWING THE WORLD THAT YOU HAVE A FAKE ASS, TRYING TO COMPETE WITH US SISTERS! IT’S OK! iF SHE KEEP LETTING A MILLION MEN USE HER AS A CUM BUCKET, THEN EVENTUALLY, IT WILL GET BIGGER OVER TIME!

  11. Kevin_FederSwine

    Just some pig who got whizzed on by Moesha’s little brother after he porked her on camera. Nothing to see here, folks. Just a urine-soaked non-celebrity.

  12. Jet

    So who is this girl? I know her sex tape came out few months ago but what made her famous to begin with?

  13. Turbo Bunee

    Her sister is in the background of some of those pics and she is way more good looking than Miss “Huge Ass”

  14. PatinNJ

    Who’s the ugly broad with her? Reinforces the need for a wingman.

  15. rachel

    Ew, this chick is so desperate. She is even dressing like Paris now with the matchy themed campy ensembles.

    And hot? Shes beastly! Look at all that make-up! Shes just as big of a clown whore as wonky eye Hilton…

  16. Turbo Bunee

    Pat in NJ, the ugly broad with her is Robin Antin, the creator of the Pussycat Dogs.

  17. kristi

    ew its that old woman who doesn’t know she’s old yet from ‘pussycat dolls present: search for the next doll’

  18. I don’t know who
    she is, but I’m
    sure that I hate
    her gutz……

  19. lindsay

    *cough, cough, SLUT, cough* oh im glad i got that out of my system

  20. atti-TUDE

    I suspect the reason for her unusual posing is that she was dining with the founder of the Pussycat Dolls, Robin Antin (she’s the brunette with the fake lips, hair and who knows what else). I guess we can look forward to Kimmy being the next “celeb” to guest star in this cabaret act.

  21. hungmaster

    Somebody tell me when her 2 minutes will be up i thought hollywood was about talent not how low you can go!!!

  22. kk looks cheap on demand: isn’t that what we are asking for? only interesting thing on the pic was the strange clutch.

  23. ooo

    She’s too SWARTHY to carry this look off.

  24. gerard Vandenberg

    Honestly, when I look at a photo with Kim on it, I can’t help it: Me So Horny(3times)

  25. AJ

    All the comments here from males say they think Kim is super hot and fuckable, all the comments here from females say “she’s not that pretty, she’s fake, she’s a ho” and worse things…

    Ladies, I’m sorry. There’s no way you can deny Kim Kardasian is gorgeous and stunning, and of course, really hot. And the only thing we know is fake about her is her chest. It’s so sad you girls can’t believe her hotness and say “she’s fake” because you can’t believe a body like that can be natural. You jealous cows… Go compliment the NOT HOT Jessica Alba, because it’s you women the only ones who do, since she doesn’t make your self-steem low like Kim Kardashian does.

    I have a theory:
    - If females say a girl “is a ho, isn’t hot, is fake” and in general dislike her and males say “she’s so hot, I’d bang her any day”… it means the girl in question is fucking hot.

    - If females say a girl “is so pretty, she has a great body, she’s hot” and males don’t compliment that girl near as much, it means that chick isn’t really anything special, she is so loved by females because she actually doesn’t lower their self-steem to the ground.

    hahaha

  26. Gigi

    AJ, how the hell do you know the gender of each commenter here? There are several ambiguous handles and several that seem pretty masculine: “hungmaster” and “jackspratling” aren’t raving about Kim.

    You think she’s undeniably hot, but that doesn’t make it an absolute. Get over it.

  27. Rose

    Ahh, the power of implants…

  28. Mikisix

    The only thing worse than Paris Hilton is a second generation Paris Hilton.

  29. DancingQueen

    Hey AJ: Opinions are like assholes, everyone’s got one. Funny, you’re two for two on that one!

  30. lambman

    I called it, Kim is going to try and steal Paris’s thunder when Paris is in lock-up.

  31. maz

    ewww.. and i reckon the woman she’s with is the owner of the pussycat dolls. (using the term woman loosly). I recognised her by the fucked up nose.
    sorry, that show is still on over here in australia

  32. AJ

    #76
    you’re totally jealous, and that won’t make her not hot. sorry hon, get over it.

  33. brittany

    she looks like she is taking a shit on the side walk for god sakes! this is more than rediculous,i dont even think theres a word that adequitly describes this .oh yes, i think i remember one,PATHETIC!who is she any way?god she makes me pity her family.she really does make woman look bad.yes,keep convincing yourself thour hotter than life itself.jesus.

  34. Willy

    Could it be she’s joking around? Her lion-faced friend is laughing it up, so maybe KK’s mocking the photogs.

    Just sayin…

  35. wtf

    AJ-

    Wtf are you talking about only women think Jessica Alba is hot and all guys think Kim Kardashian is hot? My boyfriend and all his buddies, so many guys I know think Jessica Alba IS GORGEOUS, but I’ve never once heard them say they thought Kim was hot! And hello, isn’t THE WRITER OF THIS BLOG A GUY? HE IS OBSESSED WITH ALBA!

    Slutty desperate girls are just that, and other girls will call them like they see them. The only guys that go for them ARE DESPERATE AS WELL. I don’t have any particular opinion of Kim either way, but your little theory has no validity. You are pathetic.

  36. lindz

    AJ, are you a chick? Or gay? All the “Oh Honeys”, and “hons”- sound pretty feminine to me. Is Kim your hag or something? Your awful defensive of her, but in a catty bitchy way. Creepy.

  37. myself

    Can anyone please tell me who the fuck she is and why we’re talking about her?? I really have no idea please drop me a line

  38. SHE IS A HOOKER AND WE'VE MADE HER A STAR

    IT IS NOW CLEAR WE HAVE THE POWER TO LET THE BIG GUYS KNOW WHAT WE WILL AND WILL NOT TOLERATE

    A HOOKER AS A CELEBRITY SHOULD NOT BE TOLERATED – I’M SORRY FOR THE ALL CAPS POSTS BUT I’M MAD AS HELL

    MY 8 YEAR OLD GODDAUGHTER TOLD ME TODAY THAT SHE WANTS TO BE LIKE KIM KARDASHIAN WHEN SHE GROWS UP (DAMN HER MOTHER & THE E CHANNEL)

    BUT I KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS, SHE DOESN’T YET – THIS 8 YEAR OLD DOESN’T KNOW THAT THIS WOMAN CAN NOT SING, SHE CAN NOT ACT, SHE IS NOT SOME MATH WIZ OR SPELLING BEE CHAMP, SHE’S NOT AN ATHLETE, A POLITICAL FIGURE

    HELL DID SHE EVEN GO TO COLLEGE????

    MY HEART IS SICK OVER THE FACT THAT MORE THAN LIKELY KIM KARDASHIAN WILL BE FORCEFED TO THE PUBLIC AS A “STAR”

    WHEN SHE HAS DONE NOTHING BUT HAVE SEX FOR MONEY!!!!!

    PLEASE I BEG OF ALL YOU THAT ARE JuST AS OUTRAGED TO CONTINUE IN THE SPIRIT OF WHAT YOU DID TO PUT PARIS BACK I HER PLACE AND SHOW THE MEDIA

    TMZ INCLUDED THAT WE WANT BETTER! WE WANT THE SINGERS, ACTORS, NOVELISTS, TO BE OUR CELEBRITIES ONCE AGAIN

    NOT HOOKERS!!

  39. it was the tape, sadly that's all

    Jet, believe it or not THE TAPE is what made her famous..

  40. SexyBeach

    She looks like she’s taking a dump in the woods and trying to seduce a tree at the same time.

    Considering she obviously likes wood. Probably in her arse.

  41. crazy otto

    I’m diggin the foxy older bgroad in the leather jacket……..

  42. crazy otto

    ^^^^…I’m diggin the foxy older brawd in the leather jacket

  43. Tell me how you can’t feel sorry for this sad face?…

    http://parishilton.snagapic.com

  44. she loves bbc like me

  45. Oh yes, I already got her face! Anyone interested in “tribute” pics, come check me out.

    I can’t help but admire the girl who can take police stick down the throat.

    http://celebskeet.blogspot.com

  46. Rachel

    i’ve seen porn stars and 80 year old women do a better job of looking sexy. one is an STD farm and the others’ skin is falling off. she needs lessons big time.

  47. Hmmm……
    It all outcomes of past doings and actually this totally personal to Kim.
    No objections.

  48. Hmmm……
    It all outcomes of past doings and actually this totally personal to Kim.
    No objections.

  49. thanks for your post!!!!!!!

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