Kim Kardashian will apparently be a playable character in the upcoming boxing video game Facebreaker from EA Sports. I included footage of Kim’s character after the jump, and I’ve got to say I’m disappointed. For starters, they make it seem like Kim possesses any athletic skills whatsoever outside the realm of championship ice cream eating. Even worse, the game completely fails to use any type of physics engine in regards to her ass. Not only is it not ginormous, but you can’t even use it to knock over buildings or even a tank. Maybe I’m wrong to expect a bit of realism in my gaming experiences. Or maybe I’m so right every woman in the world wants to have sex with me on a steamboat. Toot toot! Ladies…
Thanks to Phil who’s in your base. Killing your dudes.
yo yo ma | August 7, 2008 at 9:47 am
frist bitchez!!
Kirk | August 7, 2008 at 9:47 am
I’d like to fight her…that’d be hot.
RichPort | August 7, 2008 at 9:48 am
Well I’d be pissed if I had to play her.
The White Urkle | August 7, 2008 at 9:48 am
Butt, could she use it to smother a small african village?
mixedmartialartvideos.com | August 7, 2008 at 9:54 am
Queen Hippo!
Cattyluo | August 7, 2008 at 9:54 am
Wow,she is my favorite.I saw her profile on M i l l i o n a i r e 4 m e . c o m —-She was said a man is dangling after her .She is so happy.
simplicity | August 7, 2008 at 9:57 am
I cant decide who’s better..
This chick or the one from the Hills.
Both are equally as full of themselves
I wont buy this.. but if someone has it, I’ll definately fight her.
_ | August 7, 2008 at 10:00 am
CattyLou, #6,
You are a dirty gook and I hope you and your family catch the Avian Bird Flu and die. You and your associates are not welcome here.
havoc | August 7, 2008 at 10:08 am
Why did they have to put so many clothes on her?
Is there a game where we can pound her in the ass relentlessly?
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zegabe | August 7, 2008 at 10:15 am
looks like a pretty shitty game to me.
kardaskank aside, even!
T-bag | August 7, 2008 at 10:18 am
I wonder if there is a move where you can give her a Golden Shower. It would be a finishing move of course.
gerard Vandenberg | August 7, 2008 at 10:24 am
………a BALL-GAME?
Ted Mosby | August 7, 2008 at 10:26 am
Another example how big tits and ass does not make a beauty.
Racer X | August 7, 2008 at 10:28 am
Up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B, A, Seclect, Start.
/is that to code to hit it?
//I hope so
Grover | August 7, 2008 at 10:52 am
I know that no one cares, but she’s not actually a character in the game. The game has a feature that lets you map a photo of a face onto a character, so you can put in your own face, your friends face, or a giant assed celebrity. So basically anyone can be a character in the game.
P-Mat | August 7, 2008 at 10:53 am
I don’t know about breaking her face, but I wouldn’t say no to breaking that ass.
literarycritic | August 7, 2008 at 11:01 am
“She was said a man is dangling after her .She is so happy.”
HAHAHAHAHA
cranky | August 7, 2008 at 11:09 am
I’d eat a bucket of shit to get at her bunghole.
Pat | August 7, 2008 at 11:13 am
The buttpad’s pretty clear in that last picture.
Eddy | August 7, 2008 at 11:49 am
But that looks nothing like her. The ass is nearly flat, as are the breasts. Really, I was hoping here would be some sort of… bouncing happening.
cltsig | August 7, 2008 at 11:52 am
Mudshark.
Mudshark.
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Sell Porn Make Money | August 7, 2008 at 12:08 pm
I would like to know why she is in this game… what does she do again?
miggs | August 7, 2008 at 12:11 pm
She’s got a Britney-style grease stain on her dress.
haroof | August 7, 2008 at 12:19 pm
So she’s got small tits & no ass in the video game?
Yeah, that’s gonna sell a ton of copies.
Famous Plastic | August 7, 2008 at 12:22 pm
That is the stupidest thing I’ve seen all day. It looks like they put a brunette ponytail and a sports bra on a dude and called it “Kim Kardashian”.
PEWPEWPEW | August 7, 2008 at 12:35 pm
where’s her ass , I was hoping for a video of her ass kicking the shit out of people ..
WhatsOnMyCameraPhone | August 7, 2008 at 12:35 pm
i’m so bored with this chick. i think i’m going to go look at my sleeping cat.
beefytee | August 7, 2008 at 1:05 pm
she looks like shes losing weight
Poytu | August 7, 2008 at 1:51 pm
Mudshark.
Mudshark.
Mudshark.
Mudshark.
Mudshark.
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GimmeMeAFuckinBreak | August 7, 2008 at 3:12 pm
Ok so on which level do you get to be the big loserish black man…that pisses on her for extra points?
TetterkeT | August 7, 2008 at 3:43 pm
Finally my prayers have been answered and someone has made a game where I get to beat the fuck out of Kim Kardashian. The butt is completely wrong, though.
Jaan Kanellis | August 7, 2008 at 4:47 pm
Her ass is nooo way big enough in this game footage
hee haw ! | August 7, 2008 at 5:24 pm
she’s so fuckin’ fat now, she can’t even fit into PANTS anymore.
it’s been nothing but baggy dresses lately.
KEEP EATIN’ THOSE ICE CREAM CONES YOU HUMAN GARBAGE DISPOSAL.
Nate | August 7, 2008 at 5:32 pm
I love the references at the end.
E. Norma Sput | August 10, 2008 at 11:33 am
Another no-talent, barely literate, lard ass bitch that thinks waaaaaaay too highly of herself.
Why does this urine drinker get the attention she’s getting anyway?
I mean, has she done anything important? Why does the ratzi-media follow her huge fat ass around?
Guys like Reggie Bush love anal cause it makes their little 2 inchers feel big.
Overrated. All the disgusting nasty Kardashians, Reggie B, and the nag who pisses on the slut Kim. All overrated.
PenisWrinkle | August 16, 2008 at 9:43 pm
http://plasticsergeant.com/home/celebrity/surgery/kim-kardashian–butt-implants