Kim Kardashian Twittered that she dyed her hair blonde and then walked around all weekend doing a photo shoot in New York City which, thanks to the news vacuum called Sunday evening, was pretty much splattered all over the Internet. She just revealed on her blog this morning it’s a wig. Ha.. ha?
Somewhere there’s a commentary on celebrity worshiping in all this, but right now I’m more interested in the commentary from this gun in my mouth. What’s that, Mr. Pistol? You can make it all better?
Photos: Splash News
Drunkman | April 27, 2009 at 11:42 am
She looks better as a brunette.
P00n | April 27, 2009 at 11:44 am
FIRST
Geekoid | April 29, 2011 at 2:15 pm
You fucking nugget, P00n.
Jeezy | April 27, 2009 at 11:45 am
NOBODY CARES!
She still has a manatee ass.
Geekoid | April 29, 2011 at 2:16 pm
Manatee Ass. Best comment ever.
IRON TWAT | April 27, 2009 at 11:47 am
pull the trigger, fish.
JANE | April 27, 2009 at 11:48 am
Please help my sister battle cancer
http://www.savejenn.worpress.com/about/
Objection sustained | April 27, 2009 at 11:51 am
It’s true, nobody cares. This woman is the embodiment of all that is wrong with the human race… she is famous for being famous. The thought of people following her “tweets” is truly depressing.
FRIST!!! | April 27, 2009 at 11:55 am
#6 I agree, and Twitter is the reason why the earth explodes in 2012.
I’m sticking to mySpacebook, I’m saving the world.
Kelley | April 27, 2009 at 12:00 pm
“Died” ?? You mean dyed, I’m sure.
Super King | April 27, 2009 at 12:01 pm
Agree with the flamers here. Noone cares , but still she`s “famous” or what? just stop writing bout her.
Still White on the Outside | April 27, 2009 at 12:03 pm
Maybe she’ll catch fucking swine flu. maybe.
Erica | April 27, 2009 at 12:09 pm
How is this blonde? She’s still a brunette.
George Bush | April 27, 2009 at 12:09 pm
Fool me once, shame on … shame on you. Fool me – you can’t get fooled again.
baby18 | April 27, 2009 at 12:10 pm
Such a FOOL!!!!!!!…She had the most beautiful, shining dark hair..=/
justifiable | April 27, 2009 at 12:13 pm
#13 Uh, relax, she still does, unless she was dumb enough to shave her head for the wig. Bet it’s just as greasy as that wig tooks to be, too.
peterman | April 27, 2009 at 12:14 pm
…meanwhile, somewhere a bald beyonce wonders who done stole her hair.
EB | April 27, 2009 at 12:15 pm
What happened to the “reverse raccoon” tan line around her eyes she had last week? I guess she applied enough foundation with the putty knife to cover that up.
Fuck U | April 27, 2009 at 12:17 pm
I am sick of this skanky whore.
Someone needs to snipe that bitch right between the eyes.
MElanie | April 27, 2009 at 12:17 pm
thats is an awfully realistic looking wig, with baby hairs and everything…i really dont think this is a wig, i think the dumb B died her hair and now regrets it … *kim heads to the salon quick for a jet black “due”* …. soooo over these girls, never was really into them anyways!
RichPort's Ghost | April 27, 2009 at 12:17 pm
Yeah, but do the drapes match the carpet?
Becca | April 27, 2009 at 12:19 pm
@11. I agree with you. That is not blonde. It’s a golden brown color, but it’s not light enough to be anywhere close to blonde. She’s still a brunette–just a lighter brunette.. .in terms of hair color, I mean.
justifiable | April 27, 2009 at 12:23 pm
#18 I don’t think so – not unless she wants to see her hair break off. You can’t lift color like that and then redye it dark in so short a time frame.
Janey | April 27, 2009 at 12:26 pm
Hey! She stole my merkin.
Cunt.
Courtyardpigeon | April 27, 2009 at 12:26 pm
Why the fuck do you keep posting photos of this chick? SHE HAS NO TALENT AND IS A NO ONE.
no | April 27, 2009 at 12:29 pm
Fish get over your self. you write for the superficial.com Just because you don’t worship celebrities doesn’t mean you don’t contribute to them polluting modern culture on a daily basis. Your site has adds for terrible reality shows everywhere (not to mention links to Kim’s blog.)
Kim is very beautiful but she needs to go away.
RichPort's Ghost | April 27, 2009 at 12:35 pm
Thanks Janey… that was enough to want to lick the ant mound in my backyard…
smarg | April 27, 2009 at 12:41 pm
I guess her negro boyfriend wants a blond trophy fuckpig.
I just threw up in my mouth a little.
Jimbo | April 27, 2009 at 12:41 pm
Hey FRIST, are goign shoping at Hot Topic today? I need you to pick me up something
Vince | April 27, 2009 at 12:46 pm
She’s always wanted her hair streaked with yellow.
dianne | April 27, 2009 at 12:52 pm
thats not a wig. you can clearly see her scalp. She did dye her hair…
Zanna | April 27, 2009 at 12:54 pm
@29 – Just piss on her then.
FRIST!!! | April 27, 2009 at 1:07 pm
Oh, Jimbo, you KNOW I live there!! I’m so goth and emo I committed suicide 4 times!
Jimbo | April 27, 2009 at 1:18 pm
Cool, Have you figured out who the bitch is on the Fish?
Davie...from Davie | April 27, 2009 at 1:19 pm
She is stupid…you can clearly see the color brush marks in her hair…Agreed, she dyed her hair…now regrets it. It is not even “blonde”.
arabs suck | April 27, 2009 at 1:22 pm
she must be color blind, because that’s still brown.
FRIST!!! | April 27, 2009 at 1:23 pm
No, just some dumbfuck I guess.
Hey!!! Ryan Hill! Speak up or hold your anus!!
cmonman | April 27, 2009 at 1:31 pm
Where are the ass shots..I miss all those shots of her ass in jeans and spandex. I would eat ice cream out of her booty.
TheJoker07 | April 27, 2009 at 1:34 pm
I would give her the best 35 secs of her life.
TheJoker07 | April 27, 2009 at 1:34 pm
I would give her the best 35 secs of her life.
Nero | April 27, 2009 at 1:37 pm
I think bald suits her very well.It’s also political correct.Why should anybody be blonde,brunette,red or black?
Amanda | April 27, 2009 at 1:40 pm
Two words: Attention. Whore. (emphasis on the latter).
~a
Darth | April 27, 2009 at 1:50 pm
I don’t know why she’s walking in her nightdress.Probably late again?
marm | April 27, 2009 at 2:11 pm
I actually think she looks good here. The hair and the dress make her look pretty, soft and thin. Which she never looks
ok | April 27, 2009 at 2:13 pm
this girl does anything for attention, she has to keep her name on the gossip blogs, i mean really kim? Who cares if you’re wearing a blonde wig? I bet she walked around nyc like she was the sh*t or something, this girl is snotty to the max, how does reggie put up with her?
shellibelli | April 27, 2009 at 2:13 pm
# 18 i agree i can see her scalp in picture 2 – thats her real hair not a wig.
Butch Decossas | April 27, 2009 at 2:58 pm
The one true testament to the greatness of this country is the fact that you can have no talent and no skills and build a successful career around those two facts.
Lisa | April 27, 2009 at 3:06 pm
She gets extensions, so isn’t that like having a wig at all times anyway?
DIE OF SWINE FLU USELESS CUNT!
noah lieske | April 27, 2009 at 3:16 pm
I would still drink her bath water.
Butch Decossas | April 27, 2009 at 3:17 pm
Your a sick man noah.
Prick McGill | April 27, 2009 at 3:25 pm
#45 – Butch hits the nail on the head.
#47 – Why would you still drink her bathwater? Why not go to a dog park and find some poop and eat it? What’s the attraction to a short, squat, piss-drinking, race-mixing, no-talent attention whore with plasticized lips and breasts? Is she some kind of mommy symbol to you? I don’t get why any man would want to tap that flabby, cottage cheese butt.
LIssie | April 27, 2009 at 3:34 pm
Why is she so retarded?