Kim Kardashian in some form of undress

March 20th, 2009 // 175 Comments

Somehow I missed these shots Kim Kardashian posted on her blog from the latest issue of GQ. I was busy solving world hunger if you must know. Jeez, can’t a guy with rippling biceps and Shakespearean-esque beauty live in quiet modesty? And maybe be ridiculously good at sex in case you’re an attractive woman who happens to be wondering. (Contact button in the upper right.)

NOTE: Also, for all you football gamblers, I wouldn’t bet on Reggie Bush running quite the same this season – or ever. Just throwing that out there.

Photos: GQ, Kim Kardashian
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  1. ItsFullOfPoop

    What is it with this site’s obsession with this nasty mudshark and her grotesque ass?

  2. humpinfrog

    #46-Does he bowl?

  3. Holly

    PLEASE STOP GIVING THIS IGNORANT WORTHLESS WHORE A VOICE BY TALKING ABOUT HER.

    sheesh

  4. humpinfrog

    The New Orleans Steamers? It does have a ring to it.

  5. Kimmy is having a whale of a time.

    Wow, his muscles are really straining in the third pic. That thing must weigh a ton.

  6. Where are you, karma?

    Where’s O.J. when you need him?

  7. SoTe

    SHIT! That’s one hot black dude! I did not see that coming, I’ve never seen him before, this girl is no stupid bitch! I cant believe she is fucking that stud.. grrrr… he’s so yummy!

  8. Dya

    I’m a chic.. giving my honest opinion annd no I’m not fat. Far from it, actually.

    Kim is HOT!! She has awesome curves, awesome legs and gorgeous features! So what if she has a huge ass.. she looks great, and FRANKLY a lot of guys love big asses on girls.

  9. fukuall

    most of you fukkers are full of shit. thats all

  10. aint that the truth

    he isnt hot … first of all hes black :( and second too much muscle … not sexy … and kim is fucking hot … she is super pretty (thank you make-up) and has a good body

  11. MM

    I bet her asshole tastes better than most girl’s pussies. Ms. Kardashian is a fucking beautiful woman.

  12. MM

    I bet her asshole tastes better than most girl’s pussy. Ms. Kardashian is a fucking beautiful woman.

  13. Where's Darkwing Duck?

    Kim’s trolls are here hooray! This girl is gross and her ass looks super WIDE in pic #1.

    Kim,
    Please stop saying that you are a shy girl. That’s just as believable as Paris
    “I’m very selective of who I date because no one wants a girl everyone had” Hilton. Why can’t you cop to your whoreishness? Geez, why are you famous? Because your a filthy urinal attention whore. That is all anyone (with half a brain) will see you as. For all your fans….I’m pretty sure they are all retarded.
    So, please just take your clothes off & quit acting like you have class.

  14. Erica Lew

    I would go mudshark for thar guy and I usually think mudsharks and black men are disgusting. He’s just too hot though.

  15. holy shit that nigger is strong. that whale must weigh 300 lbs.

  16. Kelly

    Seriously there are some lame, blind jealous morons posting comments.
    Yes she is a non celebrity celebrity and is famous for being Rich. But anyone with 2 eyes can see she has a beautiful face and an amazing body. She has a small waist, thin legs and yes wide hips – ummm thats the way women are built- real woman. She has big breast and a big butt, without the fat legs and stomach most woman are stuck with. I would only wish to have a body like hers and i’m an average girl. ANd every guy i k now, black, white, young, old etc….think she hot as hell! So those of you who think she is fat go masterbate to kate moss or amy winehouse – that seems to be your ideal!

  17. Erica Lew the hiv infected whore

    i would go mudshark for thar guy and I usually think mudsharks and black men are disgusting. He’s just too hot though

  18. Barbarella

    what the fuck is up with his stomach in the 3rd pic??? It looks like they forgot to airbrush his arm BENT and then just added on a straight one too.

  19. Zanna

    FUCK YOU, Kelly. #66. SERIOUSLY FUCK YOU. The site is called ‘THE SUPERFICIAL’ for a reason. Life is hard. We come here to vent, not to be poliically or morally corrrect. Go fuck youself with rainbows and unicorn horns. Stupid CUNT.

  20. Zanna

    FUCK YOU, Kelly. #66. SERIOUSLY FUCK YOU. The site is called ‘THE SUPERFICIAL’ for a reason. Life is hard. We come here to vent, not to be poliically or morally corrrect. Go fuck youself with rainbows and unicorn horns. Stupid CUNT.

  21. Zanna

    and YES. It needed to be said twice.

  22. Kelly

    #70 Zanna – you are a complete AHOLE! Yes i realize it is called the superficial and i am actually commenting on her appearance, and it is my oppinion. But clearly anyone who thinks she is over weight has some serious issues! Rosie Odonnel, Oprah Winfrey, Kirsie Alley – fat!
    Kim Kardashian = thin and shapely
    Carmen Electra – thin and curvey
    Paris Hilton – scrawny and underweight!

  23. Where's Darkwing Duck?

    Kelly,
    Some guys find her hot, and that’s ok. That doesn’t change the fact that she’s a dirty, no talent, fat ass. She wears a girdle to hide her fat stomach. She wears a girdle to hold her giant ass up. She has no muscle tone. And she lets guys pee on her. Even Herpes Hilton hasn’t sunk that low.

  24. People keep going on about the piss thing. Pics or it’s just an ugly Internet meme.

  25. Where's Darkwing Duck?

    From TMZ:
    “TMZ has obtained an exclusive clip of the Kim Kardashian sex tape, and has learned that the infamous “water sports” scene will not be part of the final version.”

    What’s awesome is she denied it existed then copped to it. Dirty Dirty Whore.

    http://www.theradreport.com/2007/01/11/kim-kardashian-sex-tape-with-ray-j-has-golden-shower-ewwww/

  26. DS

    I love the comments that make fun of her. That simply tells me that you’re all very young and have no grasp of what adulthood will do to the human body. Kim is freaking hot, plain and simple. If you think her ass is big go look at your moms ass and your dad’s gut and come to grips with your future self.

    The odds are against you, good luck with that.

  27. Really

    @ 76
    1) She’s not that old so your argument is invalid on that point
    2) Some guys find her attractive. Fine.
    3) She has a big ass, plain & simple.
    But she’s a dirty slut. We treat skinny-ass Herpes Hilton the same way. Those bitches are the same age & Herpes isn’t saggy (probably because she’s actually thin)

  28. Ruined

    Ruined by the inclusion of a nigger.

  29. What a downer

    Oh Kelly, fucking lighten up. These comments are jokes! So, people call her a fatass. Kim Kardashian has this site listed as one of her favorites; she loves being called a fatass, useless whore.

  30. Paulihna

    wow, obviously you guys just want exeryone to be anorexic bitches.
    thanks but i rather not have another lindsey.

  31. robert

    The only thing I’ve ever seen Kim in is her sex tape. Why is she famous; ’cause her dad defended OJ? It’s nice to see she is upholding the family tradition of getting off black guys.

  32. kim, I’M STILL AVAILIBLE!!
    …………..U2?

  33. Kev

    Kelly says “clearly anyone who thinks she’s overweight has some serious issues” and Paulihna says “obviously you guys just want everyone to be anorexic bitches”

    Wake up girls. Recognizing that someone is overweight does not mean that they have “serious issues” or prefer anorexics. NOT recognizing that KK is obese may, however, be an indication that you need glasses or new glasses and/or psychiatric medications or new psychiatric medications. If you don’t think the woman shown in THESE photos is overweight, you are blind or in serious denial or both:

    http://www.theinsider.com/photos/711122_Kim_Kardashian_and_Her_Big_Fat_Ass_On_The_Beach

  34. NIna

    Someone on the site is adve rtisi ng for “C e l e b m i n g l e. C 0 M “, I have just read the news on the rich women seeking soulma te club that “C e l e b m i n g l e. C 0 M ” advertis ers you need to stop! This is a controvercial site for high quali ty sing le s!!

  35. meee

    um she’s gorgeous. & #7…yes. at least it’s reggie & not ray-j!

    anyone else…fuck you. i’m a straight girl & she’s beautiful. which you probably can’t spell these words so fuck off & go masturbate while your overweight wife attempts to cook dinner. have fun.

  36. freecitizenusa

    Man she is fine. I bet her parents did this http://tinyurl.com/c2eesx

  37. Carolyn

    Whats the big deal with her ass? He has a bigger ass than she does.

  38. kagrez

    Man, he’s gross.

  39. Alexandra

    Hmmm.. my mom makes fun of women with big butts like you haters do on here, too. She’s also fat and has a huge gut, and even if she didn’t, her body is rectangular like a fridge. In fact, only 9% of females have a spoon type of body, only like 16% have an hourglass figure (like me) and the rest of you just keep on hating like my mother, hahaha… well, that’s all you can do because no matter how healthy you eat or how much you work out, you can’t change your figure structure to be sexy like us.

  40. Alexandra

    Oh nah I looked it up, 9% is the hourglass group and 21% is spoon. All the rest of you are either built like dudes (triangle) or like a fridge (rectangle). Wow, seriously, I feel so sorry for ya’ll to be stuck with unsexy figures like that.

  41. sarah

    Swarthy, fat, coal-burning mudshark.

  42. GG1000

    Oh honey, let’s have some quality couple time posing for semi-nude pictures to get whatever publicity we can, good or bad. Who ARE these people?

  43. I'm Obama and I approve

    Nice!!

    I would DEFINITELY tax that!!

    And then, I would TAX that!! Seriously…Those 2 have to be in the top 2%. And this country needs the funds.

    The TelePrompter has spoken!!

  44. mark

    You know she spends Monday through Saturday just SOAKED with jiz.

  45. Erica Lew

    #67. Go fuck your mom.

  46. Erica Lew is affordable for boy's basement parties

    I think Reg is cute. I love black dudes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  47. Smarg

    Skanky, smelly Armenian pussy meet HIV-infested Negro dick.

  48. Doc

    #80

    The problem is most Americans like Kim are overweight. The US does not have a huge problem with anorexia; the US has a huge problem with fat and obese people. The US cannot afford to take care of all the health problems related to being fat. Kim is only encouraging fat chicks to stay fat and rely on body shapers and butt girdles to improve their figure. It is time to stop the denial and Americans need to practice a healthy lifestyle of regular exercise and eating right. The reason why people make a big deal about skinny and fit people is because they are rare in the US. Kim’s stocky/fat figure is due to overeating which is the norm for Americans. Kim represents the lazy fat self indulgent rich lifestyle. She spends most of her time being self absorbed and putting all her efforts into the superficial like these airbrushed pictures and her industrial strength butt girdle as shown in the pic with her dress. Kim is not a role model because she got famous for doing porn with her self proclaimed fat fetish boyfriend. People do not like Kim for what she represents; a fat chick that lies about her weight, breast implants, airbrushed photos, butt girdles, self absorbed, porn making bitch. Kim does not have one redeeming quality. Kim’s butt looks big and round and perky in the pic with her dress on, but her butt looks flat in the pic when she is laying on top of Reggie. A round perky butt does not look flat when a female lays on her stomach like Kim’s flat butt.

  49. Tom

    Ha! Ha! Kim has a big wide flat ass! Just look at the pic on top of Reggie. What happened to her big perky butt like in the dress pic? lol!

    Too bad Reggie cannot encourage Kim to be fit and tight like him and work out regularly and eat right instead of eating Kim’s favorite fried oreo cookies.

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