Kim Kardashian in Russian Playboy

March 18th, 2009 // 113 Comments

Here’s Kim Kardashian on the cover of Russia’s April edition of Playboy. Turns out the shoot was from two years ago, and so, like your mom telling you Santa Claus isn’t real, Kim sets the record straight on her blog:

I put up the new playboy Russia cover, which was just released.
I think this is my 4th or 5th worldwide cover — who knew! This shoot was taken two years ago.
I keep getting different covers in the mail from fans asking me to sign them from different countries. It’s so funny, I had no idea I would be on so many covers!
So that’s it, just wanted to set the record straight!
Love ya Hef!

Without turning the site into a hurtling space rocket of porn, I added a pic from the issue despite the fact it’s probably two years old. But, hey, I didn’t get to where I am today by letting things like facts or time get in my way. Which is why I’m off to the year 4,000 B.C. to ask Jesus what dinosaurs taste like. Godspeed!

NOTE: Pic links to NSFW version. Not suitable for small monitors.

Photos: Playboy

  1. robin

    Airbrush much?

  2. DJ


    I could never ever put down Oprah or Queen Latifah because they are honest good hearted celebrities. But Kim is basically a short fat self absorb lying bitch. We all know she is a liar whichs makes her ugyl.

  3. .

    @95 Women ARE valued for their looks! We can’t change that no matter how much we want to. Do you think we like it? It sucks and I hate hating myself, even though I’m thin I always find things about myself I don’t like. But theres nothing I can do to block out the main message of society to women of all ages which is “You are valued for your looks”. I wish men could see what its like, just for a day.

  4. Judge Judy

    Everyone is valued by appearance. Ones appearance can make or break a job interview. Men worry about their appearance too. Imagine what men go through when they start losing hair. Women can wear body shapers, padded bras, butt girdles, make up, and high heels to improve their appearance. Men do not have these luxuries. Some men wear girdles and claim it is because they need back support, but truly it is to reduce the size of their gut.

    Rachel Maddow is not considered attractive, but her wit, intellegence, activism, and entertaining TV show make her attractive. She has a doctorate in political science (she was a Rhodes Scholar) and a background in HIV/AIDS activism and prison reform. She shakes a mean cocktail, drives a bright red pickup, loves arguing with conservatives, spends a lot of money on AMTRAK tickets, and dresses like a first-grader.

    My point is that hopefully as we get older; we learn there is more than just looks because beauty fades and dumb is forever. If you were raised in a positive environment then you will have learned that one should not focus only on the superficial. Also practicing a healthy lifestyle makes a person feel good about themselves because when you are fit, you feel good. Also everyone should have a hobby and/or do volunteer work to feel good about themselves.

    There is nothing special about Kim. She is just a self absorbed, not very smart, spoiled stocky short female that happened to get famous for having a famous lawyer father and doing a porn movie with her fat fettish want to be thug boyfriend. It is obvious she has no self discipline or else she would not be a heavy set female.

  5. Kev

    #103, I hear you as a man I don’t know what it’s like to be valued and judged by looks as women in our culture are. And I admit that I do judge women on looks and must make a conscious effort to go beyond that. (I think I’m pretty good at doing that. When I was operating a specialty food store in a major US city in the late 70′s and early 80′s, the owners told me to hire a “flower girl,” to sell fresh flowers outside the entrance. I interviewed a number of women, and ended up hiring a middle aged woman who was on the heavy side and who had a speech impediment. The owners – two men – were pissed off at me. But the woman I hired not only did her job perfectly and made a good profit for these creeps, she turned out to be a reliable employee who stayed on the job for years. But I think I’m hardwired to respond to females visually, and I think I have to work all the time to get beyond that.)

    I like that # 104 – “Judge Judy” – mentions Rachel Maddow. She’s a dyke (a word I use here without pejorative intent), but a woman doesn’t have to be a dyke to defy certain norms about how women should look. (Great points you make, Judge Judy!)


  6. Kev

    Judge Judy, Yeah, I freaked out when I realized in my early 20′s that my hairline — and back then I had a mane like Jim Morrison’s – was slowly receding. (My dad was bald.) Now I’m a middle-aged baldy. It took me until I was in my late forties to really get over being concerned about my looks. Part of what helped me were those male actors whose appeal is obviously not based on their looks, plus I took acting classes for fun and that gave me some much-needed confidence.

    So I agree with you that everyone is judged by their appearance. I totally agree with your comments about Maddow (but I wonder how you know she makes a mean cocktail? ;-) I find her attractive, albeit in an unconventional way. (I thought Greta Van Susteren was attractive UNTIL she got plastic surgery.) And I of course agree with your assessment of KK, who I saw on Larry King Live last night. So shallow and as you say, self-absorbed.


  7. BungHole

    What can i say…let mama feed you! Oh yea baby!

  8. Jim

    HEY ’17′ ‘Deacon Jones’
    you’re an arsehole
    shut your face you stupid pussy and go play with your buddy ‘AJ’s’ tiny penis.
    All women?
    i take it you’re a virgin.

    Kim Kardashian- a normal sized female who has a gorgeous figure and an arse to sink your teeth into.

  9. How did his post turn into a self absorbed slobbering couch session on self confidence?

  10. Jackson

    # 108

    I suppose since most Americans are overweight and Kim is overweight; one could say she is a normal sized American female according to fat American standards. But honestly Kim is a short female with a stocky frame. Kim was petite at one time and actually had small hips and a small butt, but eventually the average American starts eating too much like Kim and Kim got fat induced curves. Kim is only 5’3″ and her hips are the biggest part of her body. Marilyn Monroe had the classic hourglass figure of 36-24-35. Kim’s measurements must be 36-28-42. But some people like you find short stocky females with breast implants sexy, and I do not.

  11. Guy

    well her parents are from the former USSR so kim knows russian, so this was well suited for her I suppose

  12. Its true, and so on; every time theres a post about this woman theres always a few commentators desperate to convince everyone shes not hot.? But they know.

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