Here’s Kim Kardashian on the cover of Russia’s April edition of Playboy. Turns out the shoot was from two years ago, and so, like your mom telling you Santa Claus isn’t real, Kim sets the record straight on her blog:
I put up the new playboy Russia cover, which was just released.
I think this is my 4th or 5th worldwide cover — who knew! This shoot was taken two years ago.
I keep getting different covers in the mail from fans asking me to sign them from different countries. It’s so funny, I had no idea I would be on so many covers!
So that’s it, just wanted to set the record straight!
Love ya Hef!
Without turning the site into a hurtling space rocket of porn, I added a pic from the issue despite the fact it’s probably two years old. But, hey, I didn’t get to where I am today by letting things like facts or time get in my way. Which is why I’m off to the year 4,000 B.C. to ask Jesus what dinosaurs taste like. Godspeed!
NOTE: Pic links to NSFW version. Not suitable for small monitors.
S. | March 18, 2009 at 4:33 pm
maybe if she stop eating her ass can be consume.
Regan | March 18, 2009 at 4:33 pm
yes, buttcrack is totally nsfw.
KK GO AWAY | March 18, 2009 at 4:35 pm
OH WOW, IS SHE AGAIN SHOWING HOW SHE IS “SO SHY”?
Deacon Jones | March 18, 2009 at 4:39 pm
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whoa momma | March 18, 2009 at 4:40 pm
i think I need 2 computer monitors just to view the size of her enormous ass.
rainbone | March 18, 2009 at 4:40 pm
There is a HOT place A f f l u e n t m e e t C o m It’s where you have chance to meet rich single men and rich single woman!
eek | March 18, 2009 at 4:43 pm
every time i see this chick she is naked. does she do anything besides take off her clothes?
Blah | March 18, 2009 at 4:48 pm
I’m surprised she put the cheeseburger down long enough to take these pictures.
Beacks | March 18, 2009 at 4:51 pm
Because nothing says “classy” like Russian porn.
Zanna | March 18, 2009 at 4:54 pm
Sex is spelled the same in russian as it is in english?
Ermine | March 18, 2009 at 4:54 pm
Man, she must use up a double size roll each time she uses the throne!
Sportsdvl | March 18, 2009 at 4:55 pm
Why is this NSFW? It’s a butt! Granted, a real big butt, but still just a butt. No nipple or anything else.
Clarkehead | March 18, 2009 at 5:00 pm
Seriously, ass crack is NSFW? Maybe if you work at the Vatican, but not where I work.
Then again, work in an adult toy store. Nevermind.
???? symbol | March 18, 2009 at 5:01 pm
sex in russian would be “????”
dingdingding | March 18, 2009 at 5:02 pm
Jesus wasn’t around 4,000 years B.C. (Before Christ). But nice try.
AJ | March 18, 2009 at 5:05 pm
I think it is a great that a short fat no talent former porn star can make money off her wide thighs, big loose butt, and breast implants. The magazines do a great job airbrushing the body. Unfortunately when Kim gets old she will have nothing to offer because she is a lazy, fat junk food eating, and self absorbed.
Deacon Jones | March 18, 2009 at 5:08 pm
…..(prys face off of keyboard) “More pics Fish, I’m ready for round 2! Fucking AWESOME”
You haters are out OF YOUR MINDS
and AJ, isn’t that all women?
The Pope | March 18, 2009 at 5:20 pm
Somebody should tell them that all their N’s are backwards. You’d think they’d have a proof reader. Jeez.
Darth | March 18, 2009 at 5:29 pm
I bet those Russians love Playboy!
Tr8cthis | March 18, 2009 at 5:30 pm
The little work outs and airbrushing help a lot. I would totally do her again before she goes back on that eating binge!
Rough Daddy | March 18, 2009 at 5:30 pm
Holly Molly, Yep the 9th wonder of the world,,,check out that ass shot…
Gando | March 18, 2009 at 5:35 pm
She looks sizzling hot!
GuyHolly | March 18, 2009 at 5:39 pm
Can somebody please tell her and her dumbass sisters they are waaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyy past their fifteen minutes.
anonymous | March 18, 2009 at 5:40 pm
Wow her and her sisters seem to have such a pathetic career. Of course you can’t really call it a career. Maybe they should think of going to college.
Jamie's Uterus | March 18, 2009 at 5:41 pm
Oh please that ass is so photo shopped and made to look smaller. Where are the moles and excess hair on her ass? Her real ass is the size of a Volkswagon Beetle, and would of been a centerfold on its own.
Shy Kim is at it again!
Jamie's Uterus | March 18, 2009 at 5:41 pm
Oh please that ass is so photo shopped and made to look smaller. Where are the moles and excess hair on her ass? Her real ass is the size of a Volkswagon Beetle, and would of been a centerfold on its own.
Shy Kim is at it again!
Nero | March 18, 2009 at 5:43 pm
On her knees with her hands behind her head! Yes she looks hot!
Randal | March 18, 2009 at 5:49 pm
Kim continues to look great and remain positive, even through all the negative comments she’s received from haters and people who simply don’t have a good heart .
Not once, not ever. May your career continue to be successful and give you the satisfaction you’re looking for, Kim. You have the figure and class of a true woman.
Randal
Yes | March 18, 2009 at 5:53 pm
I’m surprised there was a star large enough to cover that humongous ass crack. GG fish.
Star Wars Book Reviews | March 18, 2009 at 5:54 pm
That is some crack…
Richport's Ghost | March 18, 2009 at 5:56 pm
Fap fap fap fap fap fap….fap……….fap……………fap……………………..fap….
Wait, that’s a chick? That’s not a dude with long hair?
Oh shucks…..
God I hate myself.
Sauron | March 18, 2009 at 5:56 pm
Unfortunally for Kim Kardashian this photoshoot was 2 years ago ): Things were different then!
Crucible of the Armpit Virgins | March 18, 2009 at 5:58 pm
I FUCKED YOUR MAMA FRANK!!!
SoCal H | March 18, 2009 at 6:00 pm
4000 B. C. to ask Jesus a question. Hey fish-did you know that B. C. stands for Before Christ?
Nero | March 18, 2009 at 6:00 pm
@32 Tell me about it! How about 2000 years ago!? Luckily things are different now!
Arska | March 18, 2009 at 6:05 pm
I guess I’d hit it… after seeing guaranteed non-photoshopped pics.
Gando | March 18, 2009 at 6:06 pm
you can say what you want about her but she’s one lill smoothie!
nothanks | March 18, 2009 at 6:07 pm
longest buttcrack ever
casualencounters.com/blog/ | March 18, 2009 at 6:08 pm
I got fired after viewing that buttcrack at work. I hate you.
Crucible of the Armpit Virgins | March 18, 2009 at 6:09 pm
34 and 35. Are you completely retarded? Stop throwing feces at each other and learn to read. Fucking idiots.
That being said, I’d Tap that like a trumpeter at an army funeral!
wtf asshats | March 18, 2009 at 6:13 pm
you guys are some real haters. damn. take it easy and point that finger at yourself instead of others. or stick it up your assholes – that’d work too.
Polecat | March 18, 2009 at 6:16 pm
Where are the other pics???
Lowlands | March 18, 2009 at 6:16 pm
Where’s my lill Smoothie!?
Anonymous | March 18, 2009 at 6:19 pm
It boggles my mind that this skank has any fame whatsoever.
Dave | March 18, 2009 at 6:28 pm
Because Russians love fat and ugly. I will say though, two years ago her ass didn’t seem as big. too many trips to burger heaven I guess.
Pat | March 18, 2009 at 6:35 pm
The second picture is the entire basis of her fame. Weird. I mean, I’d love to make a lot of money for very little work, but still, what an odd thing to be “known” for. Especially when you consider that every day, nasty Armenian-stench corn-pocked feces come out of it.
pikawho? | March 18, 2009 at 6:41 pm
while she is just another girl who found fame through a sex tape, she does look great here. haters can go back to their mom’s basement and continue to gripe. bbgs represent! -so refreshing to see a girl with curves on the cover of a major publication featured on the superficial. many thanks from one brown girl to another.
Darth | March 18, 2009 at 6:44 pm
Very charismatic lil’ thing! Strong personality!
Lowlands | March 18, 2009 at 6:48 pm
Why is she famous!? Even her poses aren’t correct!
TheJoker07 | March 18, 2009 at 6:59 pm
fap fap fap