Here’s Kim Kardashian on the cover of Russia’s April edition of Playboy. Turns out the shoot was from two years ago, and so, like your mom telling you Santa Claus isn’t real, Kim sets the record straight on her blog:
I put up the new playboy Russia cover, which was just released.
I think this is my 4th or 5th worldwide cover — who knew! This shoot was taken two years ago.
I keep getting different covers in the mail from fans asking me to sign them from different countries. It’s so funny, I had no idea I would be on so many covers!
So that’s it, just wanted to set the record straight!
Love ya Hef!
Without turning the site into a hurtling space rocket of porn, I added a pic from the issue despite the fact it’s probably two years old. But, hey, I didn’t get to where I am today by letting things like facts or time get in my way. Which is why I’m off to the year 4,000 B.C. to ask Jesus what dinosaurs taste like. Godspeed!
NOTE: Pic links to NSFW version. Not suitable for small monitors.






























maybe if she stop eating her ass can be consume.
yes, buttcrack is totally nsfw.
OH WOW, IS SHE AGAIN SHOWING HOW SHE IS “SO SHY”?
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i think I need 2 computer monitors just to view the size of her enormous ass.
There is a HOT place A f f l u e n t m e e t C o m It’s where you have chance to meet rich single men and rich single woman!
every time i see this chick she is naked. does she do anything besides take off her clothes?
I’m surprised she put the cheeseburger down long enough to take these pictures.
Because nothing says “classy” like Russian porn.
Sex is spelled the same in russian as it is in english?
Man, she must use up a double size roll each time she uses the throne!
Why is this NSFW? It’s a butt! Granted, a real big butt, but still just a butt. No nipple or anything else.
Seriously, ass crack is NSFW? Maybe if you work at the Vatican, but not where I work.
Then again, work in an adult toy store. Nevermind.
sex in russian would be “????”
Jesus wasn’t around 4,000 years B.C. (Before Christ). But nice try.
I think it is a great that a short fat no talent former porn star can make money off her wide thighs, big loose butt, and breast implants. The magazines do a great job airbrushing the body. Unfortunately when Kim gets old she will have nothing to offer because she is a lazy, fat junk food eating, and self absorbed.
…..(prys face off of keyboard) “More pics Fish, I’m ready for round 2! Fucking AWESOME”
You haters are out OF YOUR MINDS
and AJ, isn’t that all women?
Somebody should tell them that all their N’s are backwards. You’d think they’d have a proof reader. Jeez.
I bet those Russians love Playboy!
The little work outs and airbrushing help a lot. I would totally do her again before she goes back on that eating binge!
Holly Molly, Yep the 9th wonder of the world,,,check out that ass shot…
She looks sizzling hot!
Can somebody please tell her and her dumbass sisters they are waaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyy past their fifteen minutes.
Wow her and her sisters seem to have such a pathetic career. Of course you can’t really call it a career. Maybe they should think of going to college.
Oh please that ass is so photo shopped and made to look smaller. Where are the moles and excess hair on her ass? Her real ass is the size of a Volkswagon Beetle, and would of been a centerfold on its own.
Shy Kim is at it again!
Oh please that ass is so photo shopped and made to look smaller. Where are the moles and excess hair on her ass? Her real ass is the size of a Volkswagon Beetle, and would of been a centerfold on its own.
Shy Kim is at it again!
On her knees with her hands behind her head! Yes she looks hot!
Kim continues to look great and remain positive, even through all the negative comments she’s received from haters and people who simply don’t have a good heart .
Not once, not ever. May your career continue to be successful and give you the satisfaction you’re looking for, Kim. You have the figure and class of a true woman.
Randal
I’m surprised there was a star large enough to cover that humongous ass crack. GG fish.
That is some crack…
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Wait, that’s a chick? That’s not a dude with long hair?
Oh shucks…..
God I hate myself.
Unfortunally for Kim Kardashian this photoshoot was 2 years ago ): Things were different then!
I FUCKED YOUR MAMA FRANK!!!
4000 B. C. to ask Jesus a question. Hey fish-did you know that B. C. stands for Before Christ?
@32 Tell me about it! How about 2000 years ago!? Luckily things are different now!
I guess I’d hit it… after seeing guaranteed non-photoshopped pics.
you can say what you want about her but she’s one lill smoothie!
longest buttcrack ever
I got fired after viewing that buttcrack at work. I hate you.
34 and 35. Are you completely retarded? Stop throwing feces at each other and learn to read. Fucking idiots.
That being said, I’d Tap that like a trumpeter at an army funeral!
you guys are some real haters. damn. take it easy and point that finger at yourself instead of others. or stick it up your assholes – that’d work too.
Where are the other pics???
Where’s my lill Smoothie!?
It boggles my mind that this skank has any fame whatsoever.
Because Russians love fat and ugly. I will say though, two years ago her ass didn’t seem as big. too many trips to burger heaven I guess.
The second picture is the entire basis of her fame. Weird. I mean, I’d love to make a lot of money for very little work, but still, what an odd thing to be “known” for. Especially when you consider that every day, nasty Armenian-stench corn-pocked feces come out of it.
while she is just another girl who found fame through a sex tape, she does look great here. haters can go back to their mom’s basement and continue to gripe. bbgs represent! -so refreshing to see a girl with curves on the cover of a major publication featured on the superficial. many thanks from one brown girl to another.
Very charismatic lil’ thing! Strong personality!
Why is she famous!? Even her poses aren’t correct!
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