Kim Kardashian in her underwear

September 3rd, 2009 // 121 Comments

Kim Kardashian tweeted a pic of herself getting ready for a Quick Trim photo shoot yesterday, and why does every pic Kim personally posts online look like she’s in the freaking BatCave? She’s standing under fluorescent lights! I’m starting to think she’s the kind of chick who will only have sex with you in the dark – after she blindfolds you. Unfortunately, the joke’s on her. I have a fantastic sense of touch: “I’ll be with you shortly, baby. Just want to knead this gigantic ball of pizza dough. I think somebody dropped it on the floor though. Feels kind of hairy.”

Photo: Twitter

  1. GM

    damn. id beat the fuck outta that!

  2. k

    She has a womanaly beautiful figure, but she looks fake. Her skin is
    orange and her hair looks bad, it doesn’t suit her. she looks better with
    dark hair.

    Lol at the person whom said Jennifer Love Hewitt has “natural tits”
    JLH has had breast implants since she was a teenager.

  3. Carlos

    She looks like those $50 Latin hookers on Roosevelt Street in Jackson Heights, Queens. She only looks good with dark hair and olive skin and less of a slut.

  4. ramalamadingdong

    I see that Kim is still reading about herself on the Superficial and making comments here. The hilarity never ends.

  5. Toto

    What is the definition of a whore, one who sells their body for sex. She makes a living selling the image of her body, the sexual aspect of her body. Therefore she fits the definition.

  6. princess susu

    GET OVER IT! all of u people who are dissing her is either jealous of her great body and features or jealous that u can’t get her, this is what a woman should look like with some damn curves!! whats the freakn point of having no boobs and an ass? makes u blend in with the guys, i reckon she has the most gorgeous body out there, shes a role model to teens who have curves…… just remember stop what your doing and say to yourself am i happy with myself? or am i just a lil idiot behind a computer screen making rude comments about peoples weight because your not happy with yourself?,,

  7. princess susu

    GET OVER IT! all of u people who are dissing her is either jealous of her great body and features or jealous that u can’t get her, this is what a woman should look like with some damn curves!! whats the freakn point of having no boobs and an ass? makes u blend in with the guys, i reckon she has the most gorgeous body out there, shes a role model to teens who have curves…… just remember stop what your doing and say to yourself am i happy with myself? or am i just a lil idiot behind a computer screen making rude comments about peoples weight because your not happy with yourself?,,

  8. seriously

    Sounds like a lot of insecure or unattractive people are posting on here. We should post our own unphotoshopped pics, then see who keeps running their mouths.

  9. That looks like a bikini, not underwear. Now you’ve had me give her traffic over a misleading headline. Cheap.

  10. Catkrazy

    I think Kim looks great. Yes, she is overtly sexual and takes an active part in her own over exposed image, but criticisms of her looks are uncalled for. She is GORGEOUS. It’s comments like the ones above that contribute to the cycle of insecurity and superficial self betterment that create girls like Kim. Criticize her questionable choices and sensationalized persona, but stop calling that cow fat!

  11. Lily

    She’s dumb, has no talent and is a celebrity for the sake of being one, but she is miles away from fat..it’s kinda freaky and sad how people have such a terribly warped perception of fat thanks to the media.

  12. Nero

    Is she blowing some genital warts germs into our direction?

  13. Boogeyman King Dong

    #112
    That’s the only way you can get rid of it.Just pass it over! *Scratch crotch*

  14. Dread not

    There are few things as bad as being attracted to a smokin’ hot chick whose personality you despise. You know what that means: degradation, humiliation, domination and a WHOLE LOTTA of spitting and foul language. Kim, things are ’bout to get nasty up in this mutha! Let’s set it off!

  15. wish to see her without underwear..

  16. observer

    I think it’s funny how most of you have bad things to say about kim including”she’s an attention getting whore”,well look at whose giving her the attention you are ,obviously,because you took the time to post a comment on this site ,most of you know that if you saw her in public and never knew who she was, more than likely you would comment on how beautiful she is , but of course it took only a few negative people to comment on her looks and now most of you have jumped on that band wagon…………….. that is sad

  17. wowwww .. very very very sexy … May discharge me from this woman he’s in my bed ….:)

  18. Like it,Your blog is good.

  19. raj

    sexy booobs

  20. Mike Unger

    She is on file. dont know 1 str8 guy who wouldnt give his 1 of his nuts to be in her pants. never mind the jealouse loosers.

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