Kim Kardashian tweeted a pic of herself getting ready for a Quick Trim photo shoot yesterday, and why does every pic Kim personally posts online look like she’s in the freaking BatCave? She’s standing under fluorescent lights! I’m starting to think she’s the kind of chick who will only have sex with you in the dark – after she blindfolds you. Unfortunately, the joke’s on her. I have a fantastic sense of touch: “I’ll be with you shortly, baby. Just want to knead this gigantic ball of pizza dough. I think somebody dropped it on the floor though. Feels kind of hairy.”
Photo: Twitter
cam | September 3, 2009 at 3:22 pm
nice undies
FACE | September 3, 2009 at 3:23 pm
so so sweet. I would worship that. The best
moy | September 3, 2009 at 3:25 pm
Que culote ¡¡¡
me09 | September 3, 2009 at 3:25 pm
ugly undies
!!
me09 | September 3, 2009 at 3:25 pm
ugly undies
!!
me09 | September 3, 2009 at 3:25 pm
ugly undies
!!
lol | September 3, 2009 at 3:25 pm
I guess I can’t complain. But these “tweets” of celebrities in their underwear/half naked is getting old pretty fast. Maybe I’m just not so easily impressed by a mediocre pair of tits anymore.
jokadrma | September 3, 2009 at 3:26 pm
boooo-ring … when did she turn Latino?
Name No | September 3, 2009 at 3:27 pm
Love how the people in the mirror are having their own conversation while Fatassian is mugging it up.
izzo | September 3, 2009 at 3:28 pm
Not really a fan of pee pee girl but she looks very hot here
plus her vid is about as good as they get
KIKI | September 3, 2009 at 3:29 pm
That crafty minx. I thought her fat ass would be reflected in the mirror behind her. She hids that ass, why?
chupacabra | September 3, 2009 at 3:30 pm
true, she’s curvy-hot, but these pics of the damn celebrities from the phone/mirror/twitter thing is really fucking asinine.
Sweet! | September 3, 2009 at 3:33 pm
I have that same phone!
CARLO | September 3, 2009 at 3:33 pm
I would love to hit that….There are lot’s of Fat girls in OC that don’t get this kind of coverage tho.
What’s the big deal about her? Or her Tranny looking sisters?
Get lost | September 3, 2009 at 3:33 pm
Now when the Z listers can’t afford to stage their own photo shoots, the use their mobile phone in the mirror then post it on twatter. Go away bitch.
Art | September 3, 2009 at 3:38 pm
Nobody cares about your face, show us that fat riddled ass!
Pilatunes | September 3, 2009 at 3:41 pm
“plus her vid is about as good as they get”
Never saw it, unfortunately. A link would be helpful.
Her ability to stretch no talent and no accomplishments into not just 15, but 20, minutes of fame is remarkable.
Why did she decide to morph into J Lo?
Peter Pumpkin Eater | September 3, 2009 at 3:48 pm
Fat slut.
stupidbitch | September 3, 2009 at 3:57 pm
she is so riduclous. does she ever do anything that requires actualy talent?
mark | September 3, 2009 at 3:59 pm
i see she is naked again. big surprise.
mike | September 3, 2009 at 4:00 pm
she is so disgusting.
frenchie | September 3, 2009 at 4:01 pm
She got some nice Fake Boobs.
It would be Nicer if she Stopped Lying about how fake they are tho.
cc | September 3, 2009 at 4:02 pm
can we say ATTENTION WHORE?
MizzNoItAll | September 3, 2009 at 4:05 pm
She is BEAUTIFUL!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PunkA | September 3, 2009 at 4:09 pm
Can’t say I like her at all, but I am not gonna lie: I’d fuck her, then pee on her, and I’d like it.
Inmate #2648927 | September 3, 2009 at 4:09 pm
She looks better down on all fours barking like a dog.
meg | September 3, 2009 at 4:10 pm
I think shes hot but that is one bad fake tan. Look at her fingers lol!
kool | September 3, 2009 at 4:16 pm
YEA KIM, IT REALLY LOOKS LIKE YOUR NOT SUCKING IN YOUR STOMACH SO HARD.
GIVE ME A BREAK. UR A LIPO ADDICTED ATTENTION WHORE.
Bite Me or Fight Me | September 3, 2009 at 4:16 pm
Why do I suddenly feel like I must urinate?
F*ck you back dude | September 3, 2009 at 4:19 pm
Meh! And why is she wearing fake tan, Isn’t she Armenian.
continental | September 3, 2009 at 4:20 pm
typical slut behavior.
Jhonny | September 3, 2009 at 4:21 pm
vuelta, vuelta, vuelta, vuelta.
peanut | September 3, 2009 at 4:27 pm
definitely a S.L.U.T.
AND sucking in her belly.
look how greasy her fingers are!!!
continental | September 3, 2009 at 4:27 pm
SLUT
Eirin | September 3, 2009 at 4:27 pm
I can’t understand why people are saying Kim Kardashian is ugly and Megan fox is pretty x)
ditzed | September 3, 2009 at 4:37 pm
as a women i can honestly say i think she has the perfect WOMANLY body.
Guest | September 3, 2009 at 4:37 pm
I know she’s kind of an attention-whore, but
THAT is SEXY!!! That’s what a real woman looks like!
So fucking gorgeous.
Iujuu | September 3, 2009 at 4:39 pm
Love her so much <3
nobody’s hotter than kim
ditzed | September 3, 2009 at 4:43 pm
i wish she would go for her natural haircolor. she looks way better with dark hair
Threw up in my mouth | September 3, 2009 at 4:44 pm
Her ass looks like a 30lb bag of cottage cheese.
Don | September 3, 2009 at 5:00 pm
#14
She did a porn flick with her self proclaimed fat fetish ugly boyfriend wanna be thug. The flick made 2 million. But it is over for Kim’s butt because she got too fat, doesn’t work out regularly, and now has a big fat saggy ass without the help of her butt girdle. This is why Kim never shows her saggy ass unless it has been altered. Also Kim loves to self promote herself by posting mega pictures of herself on the Internet again and again…….
Hoebag | September 3, 2009 at 5:02 pm
I can’t understand why people are saying Kim Kardashian is ugly and Megan fox is pretty x)
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Completely agree.
Steve O | September 3, 2009 at 5:22 pm
” 18. Peter Pumpkin Eater – September 3, 2009 3:48 PM
Fat slut.
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Shut the fuck up. Your pathetic ass would beg like a fucking street urchin just to get a wiff of her ass….love how keyboard Casanovas like you talk trash as if you wouldnt touch her given the chance, yet if she was within a country mile of your stupid ass you’d be falling all over yourself trying to get as close as possible . Cocksucker.
SOS | September 3, 2009 at 5:22 pm
The blonde wannabe that is actually still a brunette!
dude | September 3, 2009 at 5:32 pm
Big Foot does exist!!!
Oliver Chester The Molester Lester | September 3, 2009 at 5:32 pm
I would be so lost behind that girl.
name it for christ sake | September 3, 2009 at 5:48 pm
she looks like a persian JLO
TweetTweet | September 3, 2009 at 5:51 pm
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TweetTweet | September 3, 2009 at 5:52 pm
http://www.tweetinthecity.com/blog/video/charleston/farrah-fawcett-and-michael-jackson-new-video-leaked/
ha | September 3, 2009 at 6:21 pm
I hate it when girls take pictures of themselves in the mirror. What does that do for them? It’s so effing pathetic…