Kim Kardashian in her underwear

Kim Kardashian tweeted a pic of herself getting ready for a Quick Trim photo shoot yesterday, and why does every pic Kim personally posts online look like she’s in the freaking BatCave? She’s standing under fluorescent lights! I’m starting to think she’s the kind of chick who will only have sex with you in the dark – after she blindfolds you. Unfortunately, the joke’s on her. I have a fantastic sense of touch: “I’ll be with you shortly, baby. Just want to knead this gigantic ball of pizza dough. I think somebody dropped it on the floor though. Feels kind of hairy.”

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