Kim Kardashian in FHM South Africa

October 8th, 2009 // 79 Comments

Here’s Kim Kardashian in the November 2009 issue of FHM South Africa. I could’ve sworn I’ve seen this one picture before, but then again this is the South African offshoot of FHM, so there’s a 75% chance these pics were cribbed from various sources. The important thing here is that Nicole Eggert is probably the best thing that’s ever happened to Kim Kardashian because now I see her in a whole new light. Or maybe that’s just a new Photoshop feature. Who knows?


  1. She always has to cross her legs to hide how thunderous her thighs are. This bitch doesn’t have good genes and she’s too lazy to do the leg lifts needed to defy them.

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  3. Arnaut

    Geez people, you all talk very much down on FHM SA and at RSA(South Africa) in general.

    I guess you all believe the big 5 are still roaming the streets of Joburg.

    I suggest you guys rather talk about things you know about and save your comments until after you have visited our country or at least found it on a map.

  4. Yep she is totally hottie and bold bold figured girl.But wet look makes more sexy.
    Actually I like this kind of figure.Anyways is good shot.

  5. kelsee

    She is so HOT when fucking
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  6. Lee

    45…I can’t see how she is chubby, she has the perfect hour glass shape, photoshopped or not, unlike the starving twigs you probably favour so much. Lemme guess you’re anorexic and terrified when you pinch yourself and feel meat on your bones, go get help.

  7. H_Chick

    In Pic number three (hair up on top of her head) she looks very poised and it shows her face to its most beautiful advantage.
    Very nice pic

  8. FACE

    just splooged right in my shorts – couldnt get them down around my ankles fast enough

  9. terri

    she looks amazing

  10. Darth

    I wouldn’t be surprised at all if it turnes out that she has a skanky affair with a FHM CEO.

  11. Galtacticus

    Is this part of the fat for food programme?!

  12. illy

    picture:

    1) she looks damn good
    2) she looks too indian
    3) she looks like a porno slut
    4) she looks good
    5) she looks fat
    6) she looks 40
    7) she looks super fat and ugly faced

  13. i’m surprised they didn’t show the rump

  14. NVG

    Adobe really should be paying Kim Kardashian for continuously providing undeniable proof that Photoshop is the greatest photoediting tool in the entire universe.

  15. she needs to be on that new website http://www.justdontwifeher.com

  16. AJ

    #63
    They did not show the rump because it’s too much effort to fix. She should start a butt girdle line.

  17. Rog

    Kim’s a cute short fat chick. I see chicks like Kim everyday because most Americans are fat or obese. Kim was able to get breast implants to fix her pear shaped body. It’s too bad Kim gained too much weight and now her big butt is fat and saggy. I give Kim credit for taking advantage of software that can fix her flaws.

  18. Tyler

    I like chicks like Kim with big butts and I don’t care that Kim has a saggy butt because she works hard at looking cute. Besides I’m fat too and fit chicks want nothing to do with me, but fat bottom girls like Kim eat up my compliments like I hate fit chicks he he.

  19. Atom Smasher

    Kim looks amazing in these photos, especially the last photo in the white bikini….perfect fuckable body…..this is the type of body that gives guys boners.

  20. Niki

    These pics are hot! You can actually get a skin with the 1st pic for your laptop or phone here: http://www.music-skins.com/store/index.php?main_page=index&cPath=99_233_3189_3190

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    Reggie is one lucky guy. Just shove a urinal cake up her ass, and it’s piss party time!

  22. I wish they’d show more of her ass. Why can’t we get more ass pics like coco?
    I would probably lose it way too early and bust it on that ass but it would be great none the less.

  23. I wish they’d show more of her ass. Why can’t we get more ass pics like coco?
    I would probably lose it way too early and bust it on that ass but it would be great none the less.

  24. joeamma

    she looks like she has lost some weight!!

  25. saleem

    she is really hot

  26. RSA 1

    I think FHM cites where they get their pics from, and they would get some from other FHM offices in the US etc. I do think that the first picture with the sunset on the sea is shot in Cape Town (which is in South Africa) and she would have to come via Johannesburg to get to her Botswana publicity stunt (at least she came back without an orphan) where there are plenty enough fancy hotel swimming pools for shoots.

  27. monica
    Commented on this photo:

    Omg Mason is sooo cute and sooo big. I feel like a part of the kardashian family. Do u think Bruce and kris would adopt me as a daughter. Im 26 and I have an 8 year old that would be wonderful for Mason. Wat do u guys think????

  28. kariela
    Commented on this photo:

    Mason you look adorable

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