Apparently, some hero out there took my advice and finally snapped a picture of Kim Kardashian’s ass in a bikini. I had no idea I had that kind of control over people, so that being said, bring me Mila Kunis and a ham sandwich, puppets! Oh, yeah, and spicy brown mustard. Spicy!
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dggf | May 22, 2009 at 3:14 pm
FIRST!
AND WHAT A SEXY BOOTY!!
Bigdude | September 8, 2010 at 8:02 am
Her ass is more f…..ckable than JLos
t | May 22, 2009 at 3:14 pm
1st
JPRichardson | May 22, 2009 at 3:17 pm
Looks nice.
Emi Ortiz | March 29, 2011 at 8:30 pm
Please this girl has had more work than a re-hauled 66 mustang. Good fat transfers gathered from liposuction. Not implants dummies, fat transfers, brazilian butt lift and sculpting. Complements to her plastic surgeon!
Mr dickenson... | May 22, 2009 at 3:18 pm
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she is looking nice and fuckable now id slam my cock in her ass
lisa | May 22, 2009 at 3:18 pm
her ass is HUGE.
Nadsak | May 22, 2009 at 3:19 pm
No what are you dumb fucks going to say! She is hot and you assholes can shut the fuck up about her wearing an ass girdle. I always knew she was hot and these pics prove it!
jakety jake jake mcjake | May 22, 2009 at 3:20 pm
HOLY SHIT! When did mercury get so close?!
lain | May 22, 2009 at 3:20 pm
Nice stretch marks! I insist that she’s 100% fake. Fake breasts, fake ass.
Emi Ortiz | March 29, 2011 at 8:34 pm
liposuction, cheek implants, nose contouring botox. Shes a creation. An investment she made profits on ten fold since people are in awwww, thinking its natural!
Anonymous | May 22, 2009 at 3:21 pm
Nadsak,
She is utterly disgusting and not attractive in the least. I’ll bet you’re the exact same way.
Pepe La PEWPEW | May 22, 2009 at 3:24 pm
that woman has such and wonderful ass . I believe I will name this day forth K-ass day /…
cookereh | May 22, 2009 at 3:27 pm
i wouldnt mind trying to climb that mountain of an ass. She’s hot, no doubt.
Black Ragland | May 22, 2009 at 3:29 pm
Maybe she’ll let me pee on her?
Tom | May 22, 2009 at 3:29 pm
Too bad these pics are from Kim’s personal photographer who also airbrushes her pictures. I want to see an entire butt and not just a side profile. Kim’s liposuction improves the side of her ass but the backside still looks soft and wide with cellulite.
g_girl | May 22, 2009 at 3:30 pm
When i go to the beach, i wear tons of make-up, as well.
Like Kim, i go alone but look around a lot. Im so stunning so i need to make sure people notice that.
it is crucial that people notice my slightly fat-reduced body, that is makes a good and productive day. But im actually insecure, so please, PLEASE notice me!!
danieln | May 22, 2009 at 3:30 pm
Fat bitch. Want a donut piggy??
WIDE HIPS=FAT | May 22, 2009 at 3:34 pm
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lovebigass | July 2, 2010 at 9:56 am
YOU MUST BE A FAT Biotch !
Or an ugly fat Biotch,,cause SHE IS SUPER ASSED HOT & BONEABLE !
Newt Gingrich | May 22, 2009 at 3:36 pm
So a while ago I downloaded Kim’s sex tape, but I do not recall there being any part where Ray J pisses on her. What gives?
tranny | May 22, 2009 at 3:36 pm
these are photoshopped, staged pictures. lets see her fucking cock already. i bet it’s big.
hedgehog | May 22, 2009 at 3:37 pm
big arse with overhang
Fletch | May 22, 2009 at 3:40 pm
@16 – So are you saying Wide Hips = Fat?
AJ | May 22, 2009 at 3:42 pm
I have always suspected that there was something unnatural about Kim fat butt, but I don’t think she has actual butt implants. She has wide hips that usually go along with a big butt, but her butt does not have a natural shape at all. It appears that Kim Kardashian has had liposuction (or liposculpture) on her lower back, upper thighs and hips. This sculpts the butt so the side profile of the butt looks bigger and perkier by defining it. Unfortunately there is not much they can do with the backside of Kim’s butt and this is why we never ever see entire butt shots of Kim, unless someone took days to improve it by airbrushing. They did a great job airbrushing Kim’s lipo lumps and cellulite. Here is a picture of Kim with her lipo lumps and cellulite. This was obviously not taken by Kim’s personal photographer and air brusher.
http://www.tmz.com/2009/05/15/its-kim-kardashians/
keepinitreal | May 22, 2009 at 3:42 pm
Are you people really so beautiful yourselves? This is a clear example of how women are SUPPOSED to be built. I think her body is exceptional. If that is having low standards, then so be it. You bottom feeders calling her fat are either 10th graders or eternal morons or jealous or all of the above. GOD, I can’t beleive I am even posting on here, but you assholes really grind my gears!
Zippy | May 22, 2009 at 3:43 pm
God, I want to spend a weekend with her! I love that body. Those hips that you can grab as you’re pounding her from behind. Those tits bouncing in your face as she rides you. I could die happy after a weekend with her.
Yikes! | May 22, 2009 at 3:44 pm
I am short like Kim and if my butt ever got that big my husband would tell me to lose the fat quick! I would never ever eat that much to get a fat butt like Kim. Yikes!
fat whore | May 22, 2009 at 3:45 pm
She has a gross fleshy body and I bet she sweats like a pig. It’s obvious she gets lipo in those flabby ass upper arms of hers as well as everywhere else. Also, these are obviously airbrushed. Sorry Kim, the only thing you’re famous for is being a pathetic whore.
pete | May 22, 2009 at 3:46 pm
This website has some serious viruses. I will not visit this site and if you value your computer you won’t either!
The Rake | May 22, 2009 at 3:46 pm
I’ll be honest, this chick is so f’ing hammerable right now. As JM would say, her body is a Wonderland…how gay.
Kev | May 22, 2009 at 3:46 pm
OK Kim now try to act natural like this is a surprise photo. Bend your leg that faces the camera so you can improve your fat lipo cellulite butt. Are we suppose to be impress by these airbrushed pics? Kim is cute for a short chubby chick, but she looks soft and has no muscle tone. She has wide hips for a short chick.
Alina | May 22, 2009 at 3:46 pm
I find it funny how people keep calling her FAT
It’s hilarious how racist and insecure people are on this comment board.
The fact is…Kim Kardashian is attractive. Most men like a woman to be a woman, with full breasts and a soft backside.
The problem with Kim is that she ruins her beauty by portraying an ignorant and uneducated persona. Her dim personality is no different than the others in Hollywood
But the ones stating “WIDE HIPS = FAT”…..you’ve really been manipuated by Western’s perception of beauty. Don’t you realize it’s a perception. Do you know how many men would prefer a soft woman opposed to a hard one?
pete | May 22, 2009 at 3:49 pm
This website has some serious viruses. I will not visit this site and if you value your computer you won’t either!
pete | May 22, 2009 at 3:49 pm
This website has some serious viruses. I will not visit this site and if you value your computer you won’t either!
pete | May 22, 2009 at 3:49 pm
This website has some serious viruses. I will not visit this site and if you value your computer you won’t either!
pete | May 22, 2009 at 3:49 pm
This website has some serious viruses. I will not visit this site and if you value your computer you won’t either!
pete | May 22, 2009 at 3:49 pm
This website has some serious viruses. I will not visit this site and if you value your computer you won’t either!
pete | May 22, 2009 at 3:49 pm
This website has some serious viruses. I will not visit this site and if you value your computer you won’t either!
pete | May 22, 2009 at 3:49 pm
This website has some serious viruses. I will not visit this site and if you value your computer you won’t either!
pete | May 22, 2009 at 3:49 pm
This website has some serious viruses. I will not visit this site and if you value your computer you won’t either!
Get a Clue | May 22, 2009 at 3:49 pm
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A female should look fit and toned. Kim looks like a fat chick that tried her best with liposuction and airbrushed pictures. But unfortunately too many Americans love to overeat like Kim. Wake up Americans and quit overeating and start exercising.
Sam | May 22, 2009 at 3:52 pm
Maybe if we all pretend like we are impressed with Kim’s short portly airbrushed lipo body that she will just go away. Oh fat chance of that happening!
Ralphy | May 22, 2009 at 3:53 pm
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stickykeys | May 22, 2009 at 3:54 pm
side butt only?! fuck, what a letdown.
smarten the hell up fish.
lucci | May 22, 2009 at 3:56 pm
i’d hit her
Jon | May 22, 2009 at 4:04 pm
Let’s be honest for once. Many Americans want the easy way out. Instead of saving money people get into credit card debt because they want it now. Instead of Americans exercising and eating right; they do liposuction and airbrush their photos like Kim. I am tired of hearing excuses for fat Americans whether they are famous like Kim or not. A fit and toned body means one exercises regularly and eats right. A fat body like Kim whether it’s 20 extra pounds or more is still a fat body. Quit making excuses for fat people. Kim is an attractive female although she wears too much make who happens to have wide hips and a fat butt for a short female.
ChunkyMonkey | May 22, 2009 at 4:06 pm
Why isn’t her boyfriend Monkey, I mean SpearChucker.com, I mean REGGIE, ever in the photos?
She must like the jungle-lovin’, but only when no one else is lookin’….
Will | May 22, 2009 at 4:08 pm
@29
You said “Do you know how many men would prefer a soft woman opposed to a hard one?”
Yes the men that cannot get the hot sexy fit tight bodies will seek women like Kim. My girlfriend is soft in the right places like her natural perky breasts. Kim’s hard in the wrong places like her breast implants.
Richard Dawkins | May 22, 2009 at 4:12 pm
@29, Most men also prefer to believe in some kind of god. It doesn’t mean they’re right.
Barney Frank | May 22, 2009 at 4:16 pm
Except for the fact that Kim likes the black cock, she is very desireable.
Meg | May 22, 2009 at 4:18 pm
Wide hips= fat I am dying to see what you look like. PIG!
PunkA | May 22, 2009 at 4:19 pm
The site used to be way cool, more edgy, and more new posts each day. Now the celebuzz connection has killed it. Too much fucking Kim Kardashian and Paris Hilton, and the edge is gone. Fuck you Fish, you sell out. theblemish kicks this places ass.
FAT FAKE | May 22, 2009 at 4:19 pm
I DARE KIM TO SHOW US A FULL BUTT SHOT, BUT THAT MIGHT TAKE TIME WITH ALL THE AIRBRUSHING.
I DARE KIM TO SHOW US A FULL BUTT SHOT, BUT THAT MIGHT TAKE TIME WITH ALL THE AIRBRUSHING.
I DARE KIM TO SHOW US A FULL BUTT SHOT, BUT THAT MIGHT TAKE TIME WITH ALL THE AIRBRUSHING.
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I DARE KIM TO SHOW US A FULL BUTT SHOT, BUT THAT MIGHT TAKE TIME WITH ALL THE AIRBRUSHING.