Taking time off from blatantly hawking Warner Bros. DVDs, Kim Kardashian posted the above pic to her Twitter account Sunday claiming she’d reached her “goal” using QuickTrim, the weight loss product she’s endorsing. What’s hilarious is how obviously stretched out this photo looks which proves Kim Kardashian thinks her fans are idiots who’ve never looked in a funhouse mirror before. Then again, they are fans of Kim Kardashian, so the market research’s probably on her side. Shouldn’t have jumped the gun on that one.
Photo: Kim Kardashian
Vanilla Wafers | November 24, 2009 at 2:05 pm
lol
Weed | November 24, 2009 at 2:06 pm
F1Rst .
Nice
Amber | November 24, 2009 at 2:08 pm
Can I get the name of her spray tan artist?
Lola | November 24, 2009 at 2:09 pm
It must be exhausting to have your entire life revolve around your looks. She needs to relax, take of the face paint, and eat a sandwich.
Photoshop Police | November 24, 2009 at 2:11 pm
The photo and/or the camera angle is distorted, but it definitely looks like someone has been messing with the image in photoshop. Come on, Kim! If you’re gonna have someone photoshop an image at least hire someone who knows what they’re doing!
jumpin_j | November 24, 2009 at 2:16 pm
Stretched out, no. Best impression of a blood orange, yes.
Lila | November 24, 2009 at 2:20 pm
She looks like a SIM
who dat | November 24, 2009 at 2:22 pm
Is this worthless whore day @ the superficial.
mel | November 24, 2009 at 2:23 pm
Angled and photoshopped?
That doesn’t mean you are there, Kim.
bi chick | November 24, 2009 at 2:24 pm
this actually makes the diet drug look as stupid as she does.
naomi diaz | November 24, 2009 at 2:26 pm
her face is sooo stretchd out….
she’s already got a hot body why try to distort it?
OTP | November 24, 2009 at 2:26 pm
FAKE PHOTOSHOPPED WHORE.
realistic | November 24, 2009 at 2:27 pm
it just looks like its been shrunk horizontally just a tad to make her appear narrow
hotstuff | November 24, 2009 at 2:27 pm
SHE IS DISGUSTING
ELEPHANTMAN!!! BITCHES!!! | November 24, 2009 at 2:28 pm
I don’t care want anyone says she looks fuckin HOT. No ofense but I just can’t see why she is going out with a black guy or her sisters I guess it must be the big mohany mast hanging off their ship!!! Sorry guys I’m white but I know black guys have the biggest COCKS!!!!!!!!!!! Yes I live in San Farancisco BUT I AM NOT GAY!!!! Not that theres anthing wrong that!! BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
STUPID | November 24, 2009 at 2:30 pm
this girl is really dumb. does she really think that her photo looks natural?
besides just this photo, she has been looking really weird lately. more plastic surgery i guess. she has always looked like plastic, but even more so now.
ak | November 24, 2009 at 2:31 pm
wow…that’s pretty awful use of the clone tool. And maybe the airbrush tool?
Stay away from the Photoshop, Kim! You’re beautiful as you are! And if you’re going to go the PS route, hire a professional retoucher, not your college nephew.
Legs Malone | November 24, 2009 at 2:31 pm
Her legs are not that long. Stumpy legs that match her ass.
TO ELEPHANT MAN | November 24, 2009 at 2:32 pm
#15, CAN YOU SEE PROPERLY?
SHE LOOKS COMPLETELY DISTORTED IN THE PICTURE.
AND, YOU’RE APPARENTLY GAY.
not that there’s anything wrong with that.
assman | November 24, 2009 at 2:34 pm
me likey.
bababooey | November 24, 2009 at 2:34 pm
God dam I could have done a better job with paint shop on an Apple II C.
msnasty | November 24, 2009 at 2:35 pm
fake ho
seven27 | November 24, 2009 at 2:36 pm
It’s badly photoshopped. You can tell by the odd glows, creating a halo effect around her legs and thighs. Looks quickly rushed out. The proportions are off as well.
Sport | November 24, 2009 at 2:37 pm
She is disgusting. Notice the insecure media whore needs to have lingerie, bikinis and bras showing while she takes a revealing pic of herself to post online. She is gross and an even grosser human being.
martita | November 24, 2009 at 2:41 pm
thats clearly screamin photoshop. but not the thighs! its her head what doesnt belong to that body!! its not even the same color… c’mon kim!! nobody is that idiot… next time we see her she’s gonna look like a whale compared to that model possing…by the way poor thing, that chick, they stole their body and pasted that ugly kardasian potatoe head
emz | November 24, 2009 at 2:43 pm
when i first saw this i thought it was a cardboard cut out..
Danklin24 | November 24, 2009 at 2:45 pm
This was obviously photoshopped out the ass….and badly too. Her face looks smooshed and her body is gross. Someone was trying to make her look ripped when she clearly isnt.
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F*ck you back dude | November 24, 2009 at 2:47 pm
Is Kim Kardashian Asian or what? She looks Asian, so why is she always putting on fake tan. As for her claims of “loosing weight” from QuickTrim products, her toned stomach (if real and not photoshopped) tells as how little she thinks of people, to try and trick them to thinking otherwise when in reality her new body is courtesy of endless hours at the gym with an expensive personal trainer at her side and nothing else.
Lila | November 24, 2009 at 2:49 pm
SIMS 3 World Adventures.
Reg | November 24, 2009 at 3:04 pm
Her head looks as wide as her hips in this photo. Photoshop!
Kaz | November 24, 2009 at 3:04 pm
Photoshop ftl
YaYa | November 24, 2009 at 3:19 pm
Cher goes tanning…
YaYa | November 24, 2009 at 3:19 pm
Cher goes tanning…
huh? | November 24, 2009 at 3:41 pm
normally i defend kim’s figure, but holy cow (literally, sorry kim) if she thinks anyone is fooled by this digital b.s, she’s pretty f-ing delusional.
ritalooo | November 24, 2009 at 3:59 pm
PHOTOSHOPPPPPPPPPPED to the max.
cc | November 24, 2009 at 4:03 pm
Sheeeeeeit, Tila Tequila, Heidi Montag, and Kim K all in a row? The holy triumvirate of talentless shits? Please, someone, strike them down with one fell swoop.
Tragic1 | November 24, 2009 at 4:10 pm
Tsk tsk tsk! Quick trim program is actually the MS paint program. Careful how you use it or, this could happen.
http://img692.imageshack.us/img692/431/30128855.png
Tragic1 | November 24, 2009 at 4:12 pm
The Quick Trim program is actually MS Paint. Be careful, you dont wantt to look like this with too much application!!
url=http://img692.imageshack.us/img692/431/30128855.png
laurente | November 24, 2009 at 4:18 pm
first of all number 28 you could have “nice titties” too – just go to the doctor and buy the along with a fake nose and bad photoshopping
god she is such a whore
sex tape and she becomes famous
over made up
she does not have a good body
she is always pnotoshopping everything and lying that she never had plastic surgery
come on
she has short stumpy legs – those aren’t her legs
dude | November 24, 2009 at 4:23 pm
photoshop. The head ain’t right
msnasty | November 24, 2009 at 4:25 pm
#41, exactly!
Bethea | November 24, 2009 at 4:43 pm
It looks like a sim from Sims2. So fake.
Nameless | November 24, 2009 at 4:57 pm
Her photo looks like it was stretched to make her look thinner; plus she sucking in her gut. She want to prove to everyone she lost weight?
Take that picture out in the sun and one from behind. Gauranteed she still got cellulite.
saywha? | November 24, 2009 at 5:21 pm
wow, when did kim’s head get too big for her body???
Lisa | November 24, 2009 at 5:42 pm
THAT body would look so much better (without the obviously photo shopped abs and thinner thighs) on a BLOND babe than a long faced, caked on makeup, dirty fame whore!!!!
SO, SO FAKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FAKE breasts.
FAKE nose.
FAKE tan.
FAKE hair.
FAKE abs and thighs (courtesy of photo shop!!!!).
FAKE ass.
FAKE personality.
FAKE laugh.
FAKE smile.
WOW…. how disgusting. She needs to go to hell like her dirty filthy O.J loving father. The Devil needs someone else to stick hot pokers into.
Slut.
Jamie Lynn's Uterus | November 24, 2009 at 6:44 pm
She looks like a greasy brown turkey, just in time for Thanksgiving.
I guess its easier to piss on her, when she is so tan?
Gando | November 24, 2009 at 7:06 pm
She definitely did lose some weight.
ddddd | November 24, 2009 at 7:10 pm
who’s she kidding really?