While the rest of the celebrity world prepares to tackle the ongoing sagas of Golfy McAnalTexts and Motorcycle Nazi-Fucker, I thought I’d start things off with Kim Kardashian trying to pretend she has no idea how all these paparazzi got aboard the yacht she’s conveniently wearing a bikini on. Which is hilarious considering a.) she’s holding a cellphone in virtually every shot and b.) a team of professional photographers manages to defy the laws of physic by not photographing her ass from behind. (Not counting the butt crack shot from Fame who apparently wasn’t in on the deal and/or really wants that Pulitzer.)
Photos: Fame, Splash News
usb flash drive | March 23, 2010 at 1:09 am
I can only presume they went through her armpits. Are there any direct shots of her armpits anywhere?
miss21 | March 23, 2010 at 1:28 am
She’s a beautfy. Without a doubt. Loving the curves
miss21 | March 23, 2010 at 1:28 am
She’s a beautfy. Without a doubt. Loving the curves
louis vitton | March 23, 2010 at 1:32 am
i love she!!!
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Mark | March 23, 2010 at 1:47 am
dude shes 5-2 and looks like that? Lol Shes pretty but not hot.
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ffdfddf | March 23, 2010 at 4:06 am
Her body is perfect. Whatever she did to get there was worth it.
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Rhialto | March 23, 2010 at 6:10 am
Is it just me or did Kim Kardashian lose some weight?
R Pissy | March 23, 2010 at 6:30 am
I WANNA PEE ON YOU!!!
Haters gotta hate,
Lovers wanna love,
I don’t even want,
None of the above,
I want to piss on you.
Yes I do, I’ll piss on you,
I’ll pee on you.
I said your body, your body,
Is a porta-potty,
When I pee I kick,
like it knows karate.
I’m gonna pee on you,
Drip, drip, drip,
Pee on you, all on you,
(P)iss on you, (p)iss on you,
You won’t ever feel…
quite the same,
Once you get a whiff…
of my Hershey stains,
I want to piss on you, too,
I want to pee in your food,
Only thing that make my life complete
is when I turn your face into a toilet seat,
I want to pee on you,
Yes I do,
yes I do, I’ll pee on you,
I’ll piss on you.
Haters gotta hate,
Lovers wanna love,
I don’t even want
none of the above,
I want to piss on you.
Yes I do, I’ll piss on you,
I’ll pee on you.
Won’t you braid my hair,
said won’t you braid my hair.
Before you start, I’m gonna fart,
I’m gonna fart on you.
Gando | March 23, 2010 at 6:31 am
She’d look pretty acceptable for her being.
cellphone | March 23, 2010 at 6:34 am
She doesn’t have butt implants.
best toaster | March 23, 2010 at 7:04 am
Im sitting here having my breakfast and I couldnt have wished for a better view. Stunning woman for sure.
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yuck | March 23, 2010 at 8:39 am
vapid, disgusting whore who has no talent, no brain and a lot of plastic surgery.
mskiki | March 23, 2010 at 8:40 am
sluts are the kardashians.
Slut | March 23, 2010 at 8:48 am
Big Butt=Big Poop!
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sametiredcrap | March 23, 2010 at 10:00 am
These Armenian-haters are so lame. Give it up already. She’s hot. You’re not. Deal with it.
cc | March 23, 2010 at 10:24 am
If this was any less spontaneous, she’d be Heidi Montag.
Courtney A. Guevara | March 23, 2010 at 10:30 am
That’s silly of her to pretend not knowing when she has that tip top posture from almost all of the photos… almost guarded moments all through out… it’s ok to be want a little publicity girl
Courtney A. Guevara | March 23, 2010 at 10:31 am
That’s silly of her to pretend not knowing when she has that tip top posture from almost all of the photos… almost guarded moments all through out… it’s ok to be want a little publicity girl
stanlymorris | March 23, 2010 at 10:39 am
damn.
no | March 23, 2010 at 10:45 am
does she do anything besides take off her clothes?
Robert Acquafresca | March 23, 2010 at 12:00 pm
I saw her calendar. Just 12 different pictures of big black penises from different angles. With a waste of space she is. Gypsy skank.
Wendel | March 23, 2010 at 1:33 pm
THAT’S A NICE BODY
vajinismus | March 23, 2010 at 2:00 pm
Im sitting here having my breakfast and I couldnt have wished for a better view. Stunning woman for sure.
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edhardy | March 23, 2010 at 2:44 pm
nice
gigi | March 23, 2010 at 4:33 pm
Courtney, duh– twice… its called a photo-op [!?] meanwhile I bet all the haters posting are all Reggie– stalker….. :) [esp #14] hahaha
skipper | March 23, 2010 at 7:26 pm
pffft skanks probably not their boat and the boat owner is not aware of it.
Dea | March 23, 2010 at 9:32 pm
Wow, Kim looks really pretty and beautiful! She always does. You go girl!
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Ricky | March 24, 2010 at 9:54 am
Kim Kardashian sexy wonder woman
Natalie | March 24, 2010 at 7:02 pm
Stunning!!!! I love her <3
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Harvey | March 26, 2010 at 2:25 am
amazing. look at that body, hot and sizzling
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ChuLa_RS | March 26, 2010 at 1:25 pm
Kim Is a Really Beautiful Girl, and ppl saying she’s FAT are ridiculous, she is totally not, she has curves like a NORMAL woman, even if she has implant or not, she still a SKINNY BONY WACKO. Real woman are way MORE BEAUTIFUL DEN UGLY SKINNY MODELS ( SUre not all of them are ugly).
Anywyas Kim Is Sexy And Beautiful !! Dnt hate because u cant be like her ;) Just Famous, beautiful and Rich =P
Catalyste | March 26, 2010 at 6:23 pm
Her butt doesn’t match the rest of her body. Definitely cheek implants there. J-Lo has a big butt too, but at least when you see her in a bikini, her butt matches the rest of her body. Kim’s butt is much too high for it to be natural.
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Jackin' Guy | March 27, 2010 at 1:13 pm
What? No foot shots?? Booo……