While the rest of the celebrity world prepares to tackle the ongoing sagas of Golfy McAnalTexts and Motorcycle Nazi-Fucker, I thought I’d start things off with Kim Kardashian trying to pretend she has no idea how all these paparazzi got aboard the yacht she’s conveniently wearing a bikini on. Which is hilarious considering a.) she’s holding a cellphone in virtually every shot and b.) a team of professional photographers manages to defy the laws of physic by not photographing her ass from behind. (Not counting the butt crack shot from Fame who apparently wasn’t in on the deal and/or really wants that Pulitzer.)
Photos: Fame, Splash News
Sport | March 22, 2010 at 10:24 am
Staged. As usual.
Nice choreographed life – posing on million dollar yachts.
You Was Robbed | March 22, 2010 at 10:33 am
I saw the direct back by crackie shot from this series on Popsugar (kin to index #2. I don’t know where you get your photos, but you was robbed. :)
pimp | March 22, 2010 at 10:49 am
i would orally destroy her asshole…
sarah | March 22, 2010 at 11:06 am
I cannot believe she is still saying those breasts are real. look how they look when she is lying down. Real large breasts flop to the side, hers stand up straight. They are huge, compare them to her arms which have little fat on them. She would like us to beleive that all her body fat has miraclously gone to her boobs and butt. what luck! i dont know why Kim lied about this when her sister admitted her implants?
kk | March 22, 2010 at 11:07 am
she’s really ridiculous. does she really think that the public thinks her body is naturally like this? she’s had so much surgery, cellulite reduction and botox. plastic whore.
Hetero Female | March 22, 2010 at 11:15 am
Why no COCK? Come on Fish!! Give us something!!!
dude | March 22, 2010 at 11:41 am
i love how the last shot is, “now pretend to be surprised to see us paparazzi”
wow | March 22, 2010 at 11:41 am
fat, doughy whore
FATTY'NYJETSFAN | March 22, 2010 at 11:42 am
I want to SMELL! her PHAT’ASS!!….she’s SUPER’HOT!!!!! HAIR,FACE,(@Y@),ASS,LEGS and FEET!…………FULL PACKAGE OF FUN!!!
spamalot not | March 22, 2010 at 11:43 am
Jesus H. Christ on a crutch, 6 spam postings and it’s not even fucking 10 am. Fish, wake the fuck up and start bouncing these shit-ass clothing and dating site assholes for once. I’m sick of seeing them. If I wanted a pair of fucking Ugg boots, I’d already have a pair. And if I wanted an Ed Hardy shirt, I’d blow my fucking brains out because that would mean I’m Jon Gosselin.
kc | March 22, 2010 at 11:45 am
I’d kill myself if my ass was that fat.
lol | March 22, 2010 at 11:56 am
#4 is hot
Mayweather vs Mosley | March 22, 2010 at 11:59 am
Kim is soooooooooooooo hot!!!!
No GayTards | March 22, 2010 at 12:02 pm
The only people hating on Kim are pickle smuggling homos and the ladies who KNOW she is fine!
julio_perez | March 22, 2010 at 12:07 pm
Fake?
I’m not sure about that, I want to test her myself.
chopper | March 22, 2010 at 12:24 pm
they reworked them photos for sure.. she’s loaded with cellulite.
whoa | March 22, 2010 at 12:25 pm
i can smell the shit from her nasty, hairy, middle eastern asshole from here
Alli Watermelon | March 22, 2010 at 12:26 pm
If they ARE breast implants, props to the surgeon that did them because they look really good. #54…they look a little more deflated while she’s laying down…which real breasts do. I don’t know what pics you’re looking at…they aren’t standing straight up…it’s called a halter top bikini that is tied snug. Some women happen to be blessed with dense, perky breasts. For some reason, people have it in their minds that ALL large breasts are wonky and tube sock like..that hang to the belly button. Geezus, who cares..she looks hot minus that alien shaped head of her’s.
sborraInBoca | March 22, 2010 at 12:32 pm
Does this puttana have a job or does she just sit around in a bikini all day waiting for Reggie Bush to boink her?
Melissa | March 22, 2010 at 12:54 pm
I’ll gladly take her life anyday to mine. Have a ton of money and nothing to worry about other than what bikini to wear.
A life of pleasure, fun, travel, money.
Who wouldn’t want that rather sitting in a cubicle and posting lame comments to celebrity blogs.???
norma | March 22, 2010 at 12:57 pm
This chick is a serious whore. She will lower to any level to gain attention. She sleeps with all kinds of men. One word traffling!!!!! I AM REALLY LOOKING FOR SOMEONE TO PUT HER IN HER PLACE.
Emma | March 22, 2010 at 12:59 pm
She’s got the most perfect golden skin color.
It’s not pasty white nor brown.
matan | March 22, 2010 at 1:22 pm
believe me i saw her once on the beach in malibu and she looked amazing! i mean like the hottest body ever! till then i also thought she was fat and photoshoped everything but trust me she has an amazing curvey body.
big fat bob | March 22, 2010 at 1:26 pm
@14 … eat shit and die
the bottom line is that she looks amzing.
i’d put my finger in her bum bum any day
bar room hero | March 22, 2010 at 1:34 pm
This chick gets me harder than Chinese arithmetic!
Assman born and raised.
wrecked 'em | March 22, 2010 at 1:49 pm
@ 7. Ms HKMS – March 22, 2010 2:20 AM
She arranged that shit, obviously. It’s posed & produced. Lame.
– Yeah! Any hot chicks who read this; don’t orchestrate your own photo sessions just because you can. Wearing string bikinis showing off your awesome bods, as you catch some rays on a beautiful day, while lounging on a boat. STFU, lard ass!
low | March 22, 2010 at 2:01 pm
this whore will do anything for attention.
Mike | March 22, 2010 at 2:29 pm
Well now my dick is chafed. Thanks Superficial.
WE WANT COCK!!! | March 22, 2010 at 2:46 pm
WE WANT COCK!!!
WE WANT COCK!!!
WE WANT COCK!!!
WE WANT COCK!!!
WE WANT COCK!!!
jose | March 22, 2010 at 3:15 pm
my goodness. Kim, you are currently the hottest babe in the world. Great job on the bod baby. You deserve to make the money from that slim fast shit you endorsed. You are perfect is Reggie is the luckiest man alive. Youve also noticeably matured. You are my dream woman.
The Chill | March 22, 2010 at 3:25 pm
@ 75. Math gives you an erection?
Mortimer211 | March 22, 2010 at 3:30 pm
Need more pokies!
yuck | March 22, 2010 at 3:35 pm
can this plastic fame whore just go away please??
Kim Kardashian | March 22, 2010 at 5:23 pm
My breasts are real and so is my butt; just get over the fact that you don’t have my assets because your not Armenian. Thanks for the post <33
-Kim K
Krys | March 22, 2010 at 5:47 pm
Yeah, she’s an attention whore, but she’s not fat you delusional fucks. It used to be considered quite normal for women to have large breasts and asses. “Soft” looking bodies used to appeal to heterosexual males. Evolution actually designed them that way. This fascination with hard bodied, ultra skinny women is actually quite a new concept for us as a species.
She might not be everyone’s cup of tea, but she’s not fat or ugly.
Watch Episodes Online | March 22, 2010 at 5:59 pm
Hot
anibal | March 22, 2010 at 6:13 pm
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applesauce | March 22, 2010 at 6:36 pm
I believe her breasts are fake. I have implants and mine look very similar. If you have a little body fat and you are not a walking tooth pick then the implants will look a lot better. It also depends on what kind and size of implant you choose. I made it clear I wanted them to look realistic and that is what he did.
Look at her right boob in picture number 19; it is obviously an implant.
If you have them yourself than you can spot them a mile away.
Todd V | March 22, 2010 at 6:52 pm
When there is no ass shot, you know the photos are staged. BS!!!!!
L | March 22, 2010 at 7:06 pm
@ 84 your delusional if you think that anyone would ever want to be a hairy ass armenian, caucasian is where its at!
Jamie Lynn's Uterus | March 22, 2010 at 7:43 pm
Does this piss loving slut ever do anything except walk around, have her picture taken, say stupid things, and take her clothes off? Too bad the yacht didn’t sink with her and those 2 butt ugly sisters.
She is a disgrace to humanity.
MiKey | March 22, 2010 at 8:16 pm
The tip would fit quite nicely in pic #4, thank you very much!!
TheJoker07 | March 22, 2010 at 8:26 pm
Perfection!
princess | March 22, 2010 at 8:39 pm
she’s GORGEOUS. makes me proud to be an armenian.
<3
jamillah | March 22, 2010 at 8:44 pm
@90
Take a look at a map and tell me what country the Caucusus Mountains are located in.
That’s right, they’re in ARMENIA. That’s because the Caucasian race originated in the area of modern-day Armenia. Ergo, Kim is absolutely, 100% Caucasian — BY DEFINITION.
I hope this helps.
mer | March 22, 2010 at 8:59 pm
Still kinda chunky.
Reggie Bush's Backup | March 22, 2010 at 9:53 pm
I would totally Reggie Bush her!!!!
joeblow | March 22, 2010 at 10:31 pm
I would pound that ass all day!
tromba | March 22, 2010 at 11:45 pm
I would love to know how much these Kardashian girls spend on excess hair removal.
Kirsten | March 23, 2010 at 12:25 am
I’m with tromba, Armenians are known for some serious mustaches and body hair. They must have daily bikini and toe waxes.
She’s fat and ugly. The only thing she’s got going for her is her hair. And come on… the high pitched whiny voice doesn’t work for ex-bestie Paris, so stop copying her retardedness and move on to a normal speaking voice.
AND GET OFF MY FUCKING TV. I don’t care if you’ve got a trimspa endorsement and a sister who used to be a man, but the freaking Kardashians are celebutants to the max that need to be shut down. I cringe when I see Bruce Jenner’s 50th face lift and nose job.