Kim Kardashian in a bikini

September 18th, 2009 // 87 Comments

Kim Kardashian did a photo shoot for People in the Bahamas and posted some behind-the-scene shots on her blog. As if you couldn’t tell where these were from by the massive watermark and complete lack of butt shots. Listen, if Kim doesn’t want to accept that her ass is her only marketable tool, then she’ll be reduced to being that girl who’s only famous for purposefully leaking a sex tape she made with Ray J. — Okay, she’ll always be that, but would it kill her to show a little more Death Star rump? I’m just sayin’.

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  1. Marxist

    You a fucking asshole to promote Michael Moore’s propaganda piece on “Capitalism”. Sure, the asshole likes it when people spend $10 to go see his bullshit. But, “The Superficial” is chicken shit for not allowing comments. Stay off the political, something you know little or nothing about.

    ALL paid advertisements have the comments turned off regardless if they’re Michael Moore or Leona Lewis. It’s an ad for a movie, so my apologies if keeping this site running makes your little pee-pee hurt.

    The Superficial

  2. PabloHoney

    Call me crazy, but she looks like a chick in her late 30′s, trying to prove she’s still “got it”.

    Like Eva Longoria’s chunky, divorced older sister.

  3. beef

    perhaps #3 perhaps.

    I would still TOTALLY put it in her butt and let her pee in my mouth.

  4. beef

    perhaps #3 perhaps, but I’d still let her pee in my mouth

  5. Randal

    Kim continues to shine like a super nova which every camera turns to take a picture of. Since her major debut, Kim has taken the industry by storm, helping charities, staring in her hit reality TV show and being a top notch model.

    Keep up the great work!

    Randal

  6. slutskaya

    wow…the beef twins both like urine play…..I thought reds went better with beef

  7. Brit

    Khloe’s getting married. SNAP

  8. Io

    I have to be honest and say I think Kim, as dumb as she is, actually has a very nice body. she may not be a beanpole, but I think she looks a lot better than most hollywood starlets/models. there is a point of being too thin. on top of that, she’s a lot prettier than most of them as well. just saying…

  9. circumcized jew

    #2, why don’t you climb back into your trailer and shut the fuck up. no one cares for opinions of a kkk member who hangs out in airport bathrooms looking for gay sex from neighboring stalls.

    god damn, rednecks make me sick.

  10. This is predictable

    #6 is either her sister or mother, which is it? This is predictable. Kim with her low self esteem and jealousy of her sisters pending marriage to a decent rich athlete. Something kim has been chasing after and fails to secure for herself. Her sister gets the athlete and marriage. Kim gets pee’d on, cheated on & dumped, go figure.

  11. cherry

    she needs an eating disorder or something. fat and boring.

  12. kev

    THIS SLUT REALLY NEEDS TO GO AWAY.

  13. KK

    lipo and plastic surgery does a body good!

  14. Freebie

    Work it while you can honey. In ten years or less you aren’t gonna look like this no more. Believe me. Gravity wins in the end and you got a lot to droop.

  15. pork

    I will eat her poop.

  16. laurente

    when is she going to admit that she has had tons of surgery
    those are NOT real boobs or a real nose or lips
    she is photo shopped to death
    what is her talent again??

  17. laurente

    when is she going to admit that she has had tons of surgery
    those are NOT real boobs or a real nose or lips
    she is photo shopped to death
    what is her talent again??

  18. Michael Moore or Leona Lewis. It’s an ad for a movie, so my apologies if keeping this site running makes your little pee-pee hurt.

    The Superficial

  19. PsyKo

    where’s the butt?

  20. Freebie

    #18 – Fucking Big Black Men

  21. ROUGH daddy

    For once Fish is right.

    -This is like a luxury car without leather seats
    -Its like the statue of liberty without the torch
    -its like NYC without the cat size RATS
    Should I go on…

  22. Tard

    How about this Fish, no ass shots, no KIM. That famewhore will show us the goods then.

  23. Jen

    OMG STOP POSTING ABOUT HER, FACK!

  24. kris

    I’m with number 4 I would TOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  25. Anna

    Is #6 Kim’s manager? That is absolutely the most untrue paragraph about any of the Kardashians. a TOP NOTCH MODEL? sick. tell her to bring back the saraong. no one wants to see that.

  26. Kelley

    Imagine having all this plastic surgery and than having the nerve to lie about it … and Demi Moore, too. Good luck with that …

  27. Concerned Parent

    If the next picture of kim kardashian posted on this site is NOT an ass shot, I am never fucking coming back.

    It’s seriously fucked up how Fish supports her campaign of not showing her ass.

  28. Nameless

    What happened to all that weight loss she was so proud of earlier this week from using that Quick Trim crap.

    In these pictures, she is still thick as hell.

  29. IMHO

    I agree with #18 – I don’t think she looks the same. Her face may be thinner from losing weight, but I didn’t even know it was her until I saw her name. I think she was prettier before, and I think it aged her face. She doesn’t look young anymore. To all the posters, thanks for a much needed laugh! I only hope nobody is peeing in ANYBODY’s mouth ;-)

  30. jonny

    …yawn…can I pee on her now?

  31. TheJoker07

    Nice.

  32. IMHO

    LOL! Do people actually do that? I thought all that gossip about Rachael Ray’s husband was made up…

  33. She is so hot!!!

  34. id hit it. im the assman.

  35. terri

    she looks fantastic i wish i looked like that her face is really pretty

  36. asdf

    average girl nothing special about her. whats she famous for again?

  37. Cover her face and she looks exactly like every other fat chick out there.

  38. # 3 you just can’t admit the he’s RIGHT on the money…

  39. i can’t understand as a human being the fact that the fish is fave blog on kim’s blog like just jared. sue her or pay her

  40. David

    She’s alright looking on her own but she needs to ditch the crappy tan and chubby, unchiseled attempts at abs that look worse than a regular stomach would.

  41. Sport

    her entire life is a scripted event in front of cameras.

  42. Jamie Lynn's Uterus

    It doesn’t look that quicktrim or whatever shit she’s selling is doing the job. She still looks like a sloppy cow.

  43. ginger

    @43… you must like to look at naked little boys?
    her body is insane.
    she has a rockin body. real boobs. real curves.
    her job = model.
    if you look at her sisters… they all are curvy and chesty.
    it’s what a woman should look like.

  44. Prince

    It’s easy to hate on beauty. Kim needs to keep doing her thing. She’s bad. I’m diggin the photos

  45. Prince

    It’s easy to hate on beauty. Kim needs to keep doing her thing. She’s bad. I’m diggin the photos

  46. cleopatra

    Some of you haters, I happily married woman, and she is absoulutely hot, every inch of her body.

  47. Leopold

    Okay let me get this straight. Some consider this girl is fat? Thick? Are you kidding ? She is gorgeous!! Ya wanna make comments about fat people try Orca Whinfrey!!

  48. She is sexy! Check all the nudes of her!

  49. I personally think that Kim looks fantastic in this photo, even if it is lipo and plastic.

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