Kim Kardashian in a bikini

Kim Kardashian did a photo shoot for People in the Bahamas and posted some behind-the-scene shots on her blog. As if you couldn’t tell where these were from by the massive watermark and complete lack of butt shots. Listen, if Kim doesn’t want to accept that her ass is her only marketable tool, then she’ll be reduced to being that girl who’s only famous for purposefully leaking a sex tape she made with Ray J. — Okay, she’ll always be that, but would it kill her to show a little more Death Star rump? I’m just sayin’.