Kim Kardashian stopped by TRL yesterday to promote her new show Keeping Up with the Kardashians. While on the most asinine music video show known to man, Kim expressed her admiration of Jennifer Lopez which makes a ton sense. Say what you will about J-Lo: She eats kittens, breathes fire, has no discernible talent and whatever other true statements you can think of. At the end of the day, she did have one hell of a ba-donka-donk which rocketed her to fame. So why shouldn’t Kim Kardashian want to ride that, hopefully steel reinforced, train to stardom? Sure it made a stop at Golden Shower Gardens, but these things happen all the time. Just yesterday I took the subway and magically ended up at my favorite strip club. I don’t know how it happened (Heart you, whiskey.), but life’s mysterious like that.
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rj | March 11, 2008 at 4:54 pm
First!
HILL | March 11, 2008 at 4:54 pm
What? no ass shot? tisk, tisk fish… tisk, tisk
havoc | March 11, 2008 at 4:55 pm
YES
YES
FUCK YES!!!!!!
THANK YOU…..
.
Stanley | March 11, 2008 at 4:56 pm
I see singing, dancing, and acting in Kim future! She might be J-Lo 2.0!?!
http://www.hideNsneek.com
Sambo the Ass Pirate | March 11, 2008 at 4:58 pm
she looks pretty comfortable holding that big black penis up to her mouth.
gits | March 11, 2008 at 5:04 pm
Between ToiletGirl and the SpicChick, there’s a sweater’s worth of dark curly ass hair.
Jackie | March 11, 2008 at 5:04 pm
lol!
It is amusing that when people see Kim Kardanskank; they only see her as a porn star lol!
Stevie | March 11, 2008 at 5:05 pm
I suspect she admires JLo because she has a huge behind as well.
mike | March 11, 2008 at 5:10 pm
@5 Jealous?
kkkkkk | March 11, 2008 at 5:12 pm
“heart you whiskey” HILARIOUS! Thanks, fish!
Captain-Insano | March 11, 2008 at 5:16 pm
The “new season” of her show? They are making more than one? In other words, this useless skanks show has been renewed? I weep for out fucking society. Stupid fucking brainless teenagers.
aja | March 11, 2008 at 5:18 pm
2 fatasses
Wayne | March 11, 2008 at 5:19 pm
She’s the ideal woman because she’s famous for her ass so nobody will question your sexuality if that’s all you focus on. Plus, it’s hairy, like a guy’s ass.
Jimbo | March 11, 2008 at 5:20 pm
When you have 500 channels to fill up with some sort of show, you come up with things like “Keeping Up with the Kardashians” And what 12 year old boy is not going to get a boner looking at Kim’s boobs for 30 minutes.
Auntie Kryst | March 11, 2008 at 5:20 pm
Meh, dumb story, I got nothing. I’ll just use the old standards: Keem ees a swarthy Armenian thieving gypsy whore goat shepherdess.
veggi | March 11, 2008 at 5:20 pm
;) haha! That’s for you Sambo!!
for some reason ;) fucking cracked me up in the paris post……. yeah, I need a drink!!
D. Richards (Hunter.) | March 11, 2008 at 5:22 pm
Die, gypsy-scum!
eXtasyStef | March 11, 2008 at 5:24 pm
#7: What else is she?
havoc | March 11, 2008 at 5:24 pm
You’re all gay.
I would plow that like a Nebraska corn field……
.
deadbitch | March 11, 2008 at 5:25 pm
Kardassian eh?? I wanna see a tape of her and Reggie Bush – now that WOULD be worth seeing.
sportsdvl | March 11, 2008 at 5:26 pm
Wow, one talentless bimbo worships another talentless bimbo….what a surprise.
Oh, #1 – LOSER!
Dee | March 11, 2008 at 5:26 pm
Well there really isn’t any doubt that corn(holing) was on the menu…
Taylor | March 11, 2008 at 5:47 pm
I was sick last weekend and watched a lot of TV. I watched Kim’s reality show and learned the following:
1-Kim’s sister told Kim to cover her behind while walking and wearing a bathing suit because her buttock jiggles. This is why you will always see Kim covering her behind while walking at the beach or pool. And this is why she wears an industrial panty girdle too.
2-Kim’s little 8 year old sister runs around the house yelling Girls Gone Wild while partially lifting her top.
3-Kim’s mom lied to her husband about her daughters going to Mexico. She said it was a vacation, but really it was for a photo shoot for Girls Gone Wild.
This is the last time I will watch this worthless show. I did watch Gene Simmons reality show and he has two well adjusted and well behaved teenagers. His son has a good sense of humor.
Peas and Nuts! | March 11, 2008 at 6:20 pm
big question…who would you do?
Paris – disease infested
Kim – Peed on by Ray J
Lil Kim – i don’t know…just thought it’d be funny to throw that one out there.
John Mayer | March 11, 2008 at 6:39 pm
#24
MASTURBATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Precilla Magilla | March 11, 2008 at 6:41 pm
For the Females Who Would You Do?
Justin Timberlake
John Mayer
Matt McConaughey
Dr. Cornelia J. Dogbarker, phd | March 11, 2008 at 6:45 pm
I would require a larger cock to fuck her effectively in her ass.
aja | March 11, 2008 at 6:47 pm
if I had to choose, @ 26, Timberlake is decent looking and seems clean. Why would you put that retarded John Mayer in that list? He is an ugly repulsive troll.
Det. John Kimble | March 11, 2008 at 6:49 pm
This is for all the boys and girls.
Who is your daddy and what does he do?
Precilla Magilla | March 11, 2008 at 6:52 pm
#28
Justin Timberlake is tall and I like tall men and he is nice looking and he has the southern charm and I like the way he dances.
John Mayer is tall and I like his wavy hair and full lips and he is cute in my eyes, I love his bluesy/soulful sounding Continuum CD and he has a funny and weird sense of humor.
It is a tie; I would do them both.
Precilla Magilla | March 11, 2008 at 6:54 pm
#28
Justin Timberlake is tall and I like tall men and he is nice looking and he has the southern charm and I like the way he dances.
John Mayer is tall and I like his wavy hair and full lips and he is cute in my eyes, I love his bluesy/soulful sounding Continuum CD and he has a funny and weird sense of humor.
Matt McConaughey is tall, has the southern charm, nice looking, and plays the bongos in the nude.
I can’t choose; I would do all of them!
Survivor | March 11, 2008 at 6:56 pm
#29
My daddy molested me from age 2 to puberty. He once tried to french kiss me. He works for social services.
woodhorse | March 11, 2008 at 7:40 pm
wow – all these posts and lots of funny comments too! Fish is in a real good mood for some reason. Any guesses?
Oh and #26 Justin Timberlake
b | March 11, 2008 at 7:59 pm
yeah, heres the difference. J lo fucks a dirty taco man and kim fucks dirty chicken eatin bros.
kims wannabe lover but reggie beat me to it | March 11, 2008 at 8:24 pm
HOTNESS PERSONIFIED!!!
i just crapped my pants | March 11, 2008 at 8:33 pm
this bitch annoys the crap out of me. i have a friend who has four younger sisters, and the five of them are way more interesting (and attractive) than the kardashians. unfortunately none of them are famous for being pissed on, and therefore will not receive their own reality show.
26: jt
Ted from LA | March 11, 2008 at 8:43 pm
#36,
Then why don’t you just pee on one or more of them.
#31,
We had a saying for girls like you in high school, “Let’s date her.”
#33,
Because he works 4 minutes a day, is drunk constantly, and yet maintains his abs of steel.
Veroonica | March 11, 2008 at 9:51 pm
She calls Reggie “ole Black Baseball Bat”, and he calls her “ma lil’ urinal fur pissin’ ‘n shittin’”. Ah. True love.
Reggie. Say “bye” to that Alabama Black Snake. It’s about to necriphy and fall off.
Knee Ya Ha Ha | March 11, 2008 at 11:52 pm
I don’t think we get the show in Canuckistan ? (Well ok – not sending out a search party yet)
Is this crap on Pirate Bay ?
I’ve heard even the Swedes have some sort of band width restrictions ?
Wasa up ?
babe | March 12, 2008 at 12:05 am
She looks damn hot. I saw her profile on millionaire&celeb dating site “W e a l t h yR o m a n c e.c o m” last week. It is said she is dating a young billionaire on that site now.
17 hunter puss | March 12, 2008 at 12:16 am
You got a problem with gypsys? I will tear your throat out bitch. My people have been fucked over for ages and no one cares. A couple jews die and it makes headlines.
You better watch your ass motherfucker.
tobor the 8th man | March 12, 2008 at 10:51 am
@31 – Airtight! Triple penetration. Very admirable.
Pat | March 12, 2008 at 11:31 am
She is cute and sexy. She is also my favorite. I saw her profile on millionaire&celeb dating site “SeekingRich.com”
last week. It is said she is dating a young billionaire on that site now.
bonner | March 12, 2008 at 11:52 am
yes, yes, yes, yeeeeeeeeeeeees, splash. thanks fish.
Tommy | March 12, 2008 at 12:49 pm
I watched Kim’s reality show in secret because my family would think I’ve gone crazy but I wanted to see Kim’s personality and she is the full on diva and bitch. She is rude and disrespectful to her mother and family. She made breakfast for the family to make up for her bitcyness but she should really work on her personality. She is basically boring and I’ll never watch the show again.
Proud Mom | March 12, 2008 at 12:59 pm
#36 IJCIMP
I know exactly what you mean. When my daughter was 8 years old; she would delight us with her good heart, wit, respect, art, science facts, music, stories, guitar playing, piano playing, and knowledge of current events, and she still does to this day at age 11. I saw Kim’s little sister (she looks around 9 years old) on her reality show running around and slightly lifting her top shouting girls gone wild! And Kim and her sisters are so boring. They have nothing interesting to say and are all self absorbed. The only level headed person on the show is the step dad. I will never watch the show again. I only watched out of curiosity. I’ll stick to my regular shows; Discovery, The History Channel, TLC, The Daily Show with Jon Steward and the Colbert Report.
oh my god | March 12, 2008 at 9:01 pm
Gooooooooooooood she’s SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HOT
Now this is HOT | March 12, 2008 at 9:02 pm
This bitch makes my dick so hard all I wanna do is ride her ass.
Mike | March 12, 2008 at 9:04 pm
Hottest woman in the world hands down.
me | March 12, 2008 at 9:05 pm
Superfish, I love you everytime you post about Kim Kardashian. You brighten up my day. She’s the hottest woman that has even been posted on TheSuperficial by far. Damn.