So yesterday I posted smoking bikini pics of Simona Fusco Stratten in Hawaii. I heard your cries declaring Kim Kardashian is way hotter. So here’s Kim shopping at Rite Aid. I’ll let you guys battle it out over who’s better looking. Which do I prefer? Please, real women are for chumps. I moved on to fictional chicks a long time ago. Yo, Ariel, get your seashells on we got a reservation to make. And quit hitting that Snarfblatt with Sebastian. I don’t want you causing another scene at the salad bar. I almost went back to Xena that’s how embarrassed I was. Yeah, okay, she ended up being a lesbian but at least I could take her nice places. But mostly she wanted to go to Hooters. *sniff* God, I miss her…
Photos: Flynet
meemo | March 25, 2008 at 4:54 pm
FIRST
Gerald_Tarrant | March 25, 2008 at 4:54 pm
Armo+her=vomit!!
MoonChild | March 25, 2008 at 4:55 pm
Frist !!??!!
jj | March 25, 2008 at 4:55 pm
She’s a pig, I don’t get it.
cuntswaylow | March 25, 2008 at 4:55 pm
This chick has a big fat cheesy ass!!!!! Nasty!
meemo | March 25, 2008 at 4:55 pm
FIRST…lol
MoonChild | March 25, 2008 at 4:57 pm
No way. I think miss bubblebutt is a skank….especially after seeing those nasty stretched out pancake nips and her manly complexion in Playboy.
fucko | March 25, 2008 at 4:57 pm
Why does this broad always have her mouth slightly open?
Is she trying to look sexy. She looks uber-retarded, I’d say.
hard | March 25, 2008 at 4:58 pm
SO EFFING HOT
Randal | March 25, 2008 at 4:59 pm
A very classy outfit that hugs Kim’s frame and accents her wonderful curves. Who can’t like that?
Wouldn’t mind watching Kim dancing to No More by Heidi Montag, softly shuffling across the dance floor, jiggling all of it.
Randal
fucko | March 25, 2008 at 4:59 pm
…I forgot to ask. Is rape still legal???
I need to plan my weekend.
Jimbo | March 25, 2008 at 5:01 pm
She may be dumb as dirt, but she has a hot body even if it is store bought.
tom | March 25, 2008 at 5:06 pm
BACON!
or something along those lines. seriously folks, for those waiting to type ‘first’, get a life. get something. get a girlfriend, or boyfriend.
Don’t waste your life; you’ll regret it when you hit 76 and you’re stuck in a hospital pissing into your own underwear.
A Cop | March 25, 2008 at 5:07 pm
If more people went to my blog, I’d be able to afford women like her. http://paymystudentloans.blogspot.com/
grody | March 25, 2008 at 5:08 pm
They still sell pissmops at Rite Aid?
mike | March 25, 2008 at 5:09 pm
@13 Tom, I am no where close to 76 and I piss in my underwear all the time. Most of the time I don’t know it until the next day when I wake up.
Sam | March 25, 2008 at 5:10 pm
She’s the HOTTEST!…maid I’ve ever hired. But, oddly, the house smelled worse when she was done.
Duchess of Dork | March 25, 2008 at 5:10 pm
Kim is way hotter, but of course there’s going to be a long series of posts about how fat she is from women that are likely either ugly or 3x as fat. You know why? Beautiful women don’t insult other women, even when they ARE fat. Beautiful women don’t give a shit about other women. Which is why I know most of the women here who claim to be 5’6″ and athletic are either lying or ugly as hell.
Jooj | March 25, 2008 at 5:11 pm
She’s HOT. Don’t HATE.
The Real Scooby Doo | March 25, 2008 at 5:12 pm
In a word, yes.
Auntie Kryst | March 25, 2008 at 5:12 pm
Shopping at Rite Aid are you fucking kidding me? How can any of you fags and fatties say Rite Aid is hot? Every real man knows Walgreens is waaaay fucking hotter. You’re one of those JEALLLLOUS Duane Reade douchefuckers and you know it!
P.S. Keem is a filthy gypsy, tramp and thief.
Clem | March 25, 2008 at 5:14 pm
Simona wins hands down (my pants). Kim is hot but come on, how long you gonna put up with that giant backyard breaking all your chairs?
news | March 25, 2008 at 5:21 pm
For some reason, Kim reminded me of this story:
“*** has learned Priscilla Presley is the victim of a botched cosmetic procedure. What’s worse — it was at the hands of a gigolo who was sent to prison for perpetrating an injectable scam on Hollywood’s elite.
Priscilla, whose face looks … strange on “Dancing with the Stars,” went to Dr. Daniel Serrano around 2003. Serrano was a good-looking doc from Argentina who hooked into Hollywood’s social A-list and started giving them what he claimed were miracle injections that worked better than Botox.
In fact, Serrano was injecting industrial, low-grade silicone similar to what’s used to lubricate auto parts in Argentina into the faces of these women. Several women, including Shawn King, Larry’s wife, and Diane Richie, Lionel’s wife at the time, held injection parties in their homes, with Serrano needling them with the non-FDA approved drug that he had smuggled in to the U.S. Shawn King has said the injections created a lump in her lip that made it difficult to speak and drink liquids. Serrano charged between $300 and $500 a pop.
But wait, it gets worse. Serrano wasn’t even a licensed doc in the U.S. The injections caused lumps, paralysis and holes in the faces of some of the women (and some men) he injected.
Serrano, who was nicknamed Dr. Jiffy Lube, was indicted by the Feds for smuggling drugs, and the conspiracy and use of unapproved drugs. He was convicted, and last week he was released and is currently being investigated by federal immigration officials and could be deported.
tdog | March 25, 2008 at 5:22 pm
jesus christ how many boxes of Kleenexes does one person need?
fag | March 25, 2008 at 5:25 pm
Are profile shots of that ass popping so fucking hard to come by? All of these pictures from behind with no depth, or from the front are pretty worthless to me
Rick | March 25, 2008 at 5:29 pm
So she’s supposed to be the hottest woman? Really? An ethnic woman, large features, hairy, short, kinda stumpy, big boobs and butt. THAT is exotic and beautiful in your part of the world? Yikes.
I take it you have no “fabric district” where you live?
Bonny | March 25, 2008 at 5:29 pm
Kim K. is a whore with a huge ass. Wow! WTF is she famous for BESIDES her enormous ass? Oh yeah, smothering Ray J with that huge thing….no wonder all her boyfriends dump her….you can’t go down in the valley is there’s a volcano underneath! :)
BustaR | March 25, 2008 at 5:32 pm
No doubt…Simona is wayyyyyyyy better. Sorry fatty Kim!!!
gaga | March 25, 2008 at 5:32 pm
so damn hot
blah | March 25, 2008 at 5:35 pm
blah omfgl dow wonfdk skdjwo wonky
woof!
ph7 | March 25, 2008 at 5:36 pm
Kim gets the easy nod over that bikini chick with the bad boob job and stubby legs.
FRIST!!! | March 25, 2008 at 5:36 pm
I’m not hung up on sexual orientation, so I’d say a girl is hot when she is, and maybe even act on it after a few drinks. But Kim? She’s like a blow-up doll. That you got at the zoo. After the monkey cage was finished with it. She’s a ghetto treat, like Popeye’s Chicken or malt liquor.
ricky | March 25, 2008 at 5:36 pm
this is the stupidest thing ive ever read. there is NO WAY kardashian is hotter than simona fusco. i cant even believe this is a debate!
monkeyrotica | March 25, 2008 at 5:38 pm
In that first pic, she has an odd Scarlett Johannsen vibe going on.
Penis…very…confused…
Teebaghir | March 25, 2008 at 5:39 pm
Kim is hot, but I know what would make her hotter…my balls bouncing off her chin.
Teebaghir | March 25, 2008 at 5:39 pm
Kim is hot, but I know what would make her hotter…my balls bouncing off her chin.
jordan | March 25, 2008 at 5:40 pm
Seriously who would want the a-typical blonde bimbo?? I’ll take big booty and big titties any day over factory made churned out lookin like everyone else bimbobots.
Simona is way hotter | March 25, 2008 at 5:46 pm
Um Simona has a killer body and massive fake awesome tits of awesomeness.
Although Kim is hot many times she comes off looking like a puertorican hooker.
maggie | March 25, 2008 at 5:46 pm
SHE’S A BUTTER FACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sphie | March 25, 2008 at 5:53 pm
Did she break a lightbulb?
Joe C | March 25, 2008 at 5:56 pm
Who said Kim is hotter? They must be high. Simona is way despite being older and having fake tits. Kim is a sack of shit, However, her sister Courtney is pretty hot.
Joe C | March 25, 2008 at 5:57 pm
Way hotter that is.
A Cop | March 25, 2008 at 6:00 pm
Help a guy out people. and fuck this ugly bitch. http://paymystudentloans.blogspot.com/
Jumpin_J | March 25, 2008 at 6:01 pm
Seriously, who gets dressed up like that to go friggin shopping???
Meaghan | March 25, 2008 at 6:02 pm
Kim = hot, nice face, nice body, that she didn’t have to slave to a gym or faken up to get. That other chick had to actually work out to achieve a half assed decent body, and I’m guessing other chick had fake tits too? Obviously. I mean, retarded cheesy looking fake. Kim Kardashian’s tits, I don’t know if they are fake but I don’t think so? She just has good genetics I guess. Anyway, it’s my personal opinion that dark hair dark eyes is way more attractive than blonde hair blue eyes. Blonde hair and blue eyes are gross. I mean look at Kim, she looks as if she came from thousands of years of good breeding or something. Her body is fucking perfect.
Ted Mosby | March 25, 2008 at 6:02 pm
I’ve hit that and true to the video she is a dead fish in bed.
Sid | March 25, 2008 at 6:03 pm
Kim’s the conceited “hottest” bitch at a New Jersey high school in an immigrant neighborhood. Dime a dozen (dram a dozen?).
She’s “famous” because….?
Chris | March 25, 2008 at 6:05 pm
That bitch is ragged.
Jay Z | March 25, 2008 at 6:06 pm
About time the b!tch went shopping to get ingredients for my sammich!!! Now hurry home so I can take another piss on you, you stupid whore. And don;t forget the mayo this time!
Shit Face | March 25, 2008 at 6:07 pm
She looks like a dirty immigrant with a deformed ass. You have looooooow standards if you’d hit this fugly wench.