Kim Kardashian ‘honored’ by Eminem video

April 8th, 2009 // 130 Comments

Because Kim Kardashian never met a form of publicity she didn’t like, she’s thrilled to be in the new Eminem video, according to her blog:

I just saw Eminem’s new video for “We Made You” and he totally spoofs me!! It was a total surprise to me because I had no idea he was going to talk about me in the song.
I think this video is so funny! I am a huge Eminem fan and find it flattering that he would rap about me. He’s a bit harsh about some other celebrities, but you just have to let it go and have a sense of humor. Personally, I’m honored.

You gotta hand it to Kim, she’ll take whatever she can get. Which is why I’m sure she’ll be honored by the life-size replica of her ass I built for the military. Besides its sheer aesthetic value, it also doubles as a garage for tanks, humvees and the occasional aircraft carrier – or two. God bless you, Kim Kardashian.

Photo: Getty

  1. boobies

    #48
    did you like it when your daddy came in your room at night and touched you? wait, we all know the answer. no- you loved it.
    Our nation is also based on this weird thing called separation of church and state.
    Sorry you are an outcast and were mistreated in high school & throughout your entire childhood, but if you don’t like the president, you have the freedom to do two really amazing things: either move or do something (legal) about it. However, judging by how most Americans feel, Obama is thankfully not leaving office anytime soon because he is an intelligent individual deserving of the title of president. Judging by your approach (posting racist remarks on a celebrity gossip website because you are too much of a coward to say your opinion in public), I will make an educated guess and say you are not intelligent enough to know that you have the opportunity to leave if you do not like living in America or if you do not care enough to take legal action by educating or informing others to change something.
    p.s. you’re a communist
    p.p.s you would never say this to a group of people in PERSON, so way to look all big and strong when you do not have to worry about being directly confronted

  2. yllec

    God i would love to suck on those toes! She is a godess! Would give anything for 1 night with her!

  3. justifiable

    #93 Heh heh, so they are, just like slimy toadstools popping up after a rain. “My mind is made up, don’t confuse me with facts” should be tattooed on that one’s ass. Along with the number to the masochist’s hot line – they get said asses handed to them here daily – and still they instigate again and again. WTF, I’m bored today, so I’ll take my stick and just poke the manure pile again…

    #94 For all the frothing, I don’t see a coherent argument from you about defining separation of church and state in any other way. Remember that most of the current applications of God we see in currency, etc. were not instituted by the founding fathers, but by zealots who feared the Civil War would destroy the country and wished to curry favor with God for their side, and those who felt the Pledge of Allegiance needed that extra boost to fight godless communism (apparently we felt no prior need to call on God daily when fighting – and winning – two World Wars).

    You’re not going to find any cut and paste from me, I’ve actually read all the sources I mentioned, and am more than capable of forming a coherent argument all on my own, unlike, well, um, YOU. Amusingly enough, I also see you claiming “smarter than you”, and while it’s obviously veeeery important to you to make that point, sadly, there’s no evidence to back that up, either, so you’re really coming up short on all counts here. On the contrary, someone who can’t spell “separation” and “agenda” doesn’t have a lot of credibility when they start yelling “smarter than you”, Short Bus. Take your room temperature IQ and be comforted that Jesus loves you even if you’re a moron, but stay away from trying to second guess Madison – he wouldn’t have tolerated you for two fucking seconds before booting you out on your ignorant ass.

  4. bop

    So she feels “honored” that someone actually features her in a music video and makes fun of her stupid self? Thats great.

  5. bop

    So she feels “honored” that someone actually features her in a music video and makes fun of her stupid self? Thats great.

  6. bop

    So she feels “honored” that someone actually features her in a music video and makes fun of her stupid self? Thats great.

  7. lola

    ACTUALLY, the top 1% make over 90% of the money. This has been GREATLY increased in the last 10 years. The American government and many governments around the world are ruled by the “money changers”. I don’t believe in the Bible, but I believe in God. The only part of the Bible where Jesus used force was against the “money changers” who manipulated the value of money.

    The Federal Reserve which controls our money supply and hence controls our government. America is the Zionists’ ogre. I mean no harm to Jewish people, as the Illuminati is only a small group of Jewish people… but they CONTROL EVERYTHING!!!! They own all of our television media, newspapers, popular magazines, radio, etc. They make the movies and sell us their junk. Both the republican and democratic parties are puppets to the Zionist “shadow government.”

    Take a look at the countries which are so-called “enemies” of the US. Iran, Russia, and China refused to give in to the IMF (which propagates a debt-based fractional reserve system). They have fought hard to hold onto a real money supply. Why do you think Iran is all over the news now? They are not a threat to the United States. They want to be free and independent of American (actually Zionist) rule.

    Just a few days ago Obama went to Turkey and was trying to get them to join the United Nations. Obama is pushing forward the New World Order. Once a country joins an international alliance (such as NATO or the UN) where a foreign body can control domestic policy, then they lose national sovereignty. IMF rules regulate that no member nation can use a gold standard, but be forever stuck in a debt-perpetuating system where money is created with interest. That means there is no way to ever pay off the debt = slavery.

    A VERY IMPORTANT FACT that most people are unaware of is that THE UNITED NATIONS uses many environmental issues to further its agenda and further its stranglehold over the people. THE GOVERNMENT uses CO2 as an excuse to push more taxes onto companies which will be passed down to the American people through higher costs. Washington also uses the environment to gain more control through regulating companies and the people’s daily lives. The UN has MANDATED that reducing carbon emissions, greenhouse gases, and GLOBAL WARMING are pressing issues that must be taken care of (with taxes, of course). When the UN decides on something, all member nations MUST make national laws to enforce them. That goes against the constitution. But like Bush said, “It’s just a piece of paper,” that is what it has been reduced to.

    The laws that are passed in this nation are not at our citizens’ benefit. We have open borders, taxation without representation. The people are OVERWHELMINGLY against the bank bailout which passed with littel opposition. We are fed toxic, nutrient void Genetically Engineered food. Our crops and groundwater are laced with cancer-causing poisons. The profits all go in the right direction: Monsanto ==> Big Pharma. That is why we don’t have universal health care. Because Multinational Corporations are making us sick and they get richer and richer from it! That system would be flipped upside down if the government paid (with our money).

    The Clinton administration allowed the use of RBGH is cows (which raises cancer risk 7 times). 85% of corn is genetically engineered. Most corn, soy, canola is. You can thank the Bush administration for ALLOWING Monsanto to sell GE sugar, as of 2008! These are highly toxic, dangerous foods and are in everything! I urge you all to buy organic (for your health and to keep profits out of the tyrants’ hands). The FDA works AGAINST the American citizen. Basically everything that they approve is dangerous for human consumption. Laws passed by the multinational corporations through the “World Trade Organization” mean that our government can’t regulate itself, it has to abide by rules the corporations created themselves.

    IT IS ILLEGAL for product packaging to LABEL GENETICALLY ENGINEERED FOODS! IN FACT, ORGANIC FARMERS must pay $20,000 a year to be called organic and have to jump through hoops to pass testing by the FDA. The new sellers of RBGH (Eli Lily) are trying to pass legislation that would make it ILLEGAL for a milk product to state that it is does NOT contain RBGH. The American people are uninformed and are losing their right to choose. %90 of prepackaged meals at the grocery stores contain Genetically Engineered ingredients. Since it is illegal to mark GE foods, we don’t know what we are getting. Monsanto is the producer of genetically engineered seeds, who is also responsible for Agent Orange and Round Up. DON’T BUY THEIR PRODUCTS! I shop at Trader Joe’s because they don’t use any artificial ingredients, chemicals, or GE ingredients in their foods.

    American policy is Zionist policy and we need to join hands and stop the Invisible tyrant.

    “Every time we do something you tell me America will do this and will do that . . . I want to tell you something very clear: Don’t worry about American pressure on Israel. We, the Jewish people, control America, and the Americans know it.” – Israeli Prime Minister, Ariel Sharon, October 3, 2001

  8. dirk

    92

    I’m not part of the 1%. I’m trying to get there. When I do, I don’t want the GUBMENT to take my money and give it to the likes of you and your loser, anti-american friends. Unlike you, I love people in the 1%. They employ people who provide for their kids. Ever get a job from a poor person? No. You don’t have to like “rich” people, but if you’re hating, don’t take a nickel from them.

  9. M

    i too would be honored to be mentioned in an eminem song, whether what he said about me was bad or good.

  10. justifiable

    #108 Ask everyone who lost their Enron pension how much they love that 1%. Don’t look now, but the gub’mint just DID take your money – and it gave it to your 1% buddies when they cried that their companies were too big to fail, even though it was they who’d run them into the fucking ground. Those in the 1% – and those trying to get there -have gotten fatter in the past decade by looting pension funds, running Ponzi schemes, getting sweetheart exclusive gub’mint contracts and running companies into bankruptcy and receivership while collecting obscenely large golden parachutes and undeserved retention bonuses. I didn’t notice Henry Kravitz employing more people when he was king of the LBO which broke up and sold off companies, Conrad Black just sucked the Sun-Times dry until the tax liabilities killed it, and Lesar’s moving Halliburton and his ill-gotten loot to Dubai isn’t exactly pro-American behavior either. How many employees are grateful to those 1 percenters?

    I’m all for letting people make their pile, but doing it by fucking over the rest of the country – from literally picking their pockets to polluting their air and water to get it – means eventually you’ll break the system and the middle class that’s supporting your company in the first place. That top 1% that Reagan lived to enrich hated government regulation because they saw it as interference in getting that last little drop of blood from everyone and everything. Look at what deregulation of the banking and mortage industry led to. And notice how much they need the government to interfere NOW on their behalf. So how about if we just send you our share of the bill, and you can pay for your friends?

  11. Ladodgurs22

    How ironic, Kim enjoys people making fun of her. How stupid is this bitch anyways? How could she be flattered that Eminem is making fun of her. This just proves that she is sooooooo retarded. The only way she feels like she is getting some sort of respect is by being made fun of. PLEASE BITCH DIE ALREADY.

  12. nikki

    As ifff she feels honoured.. eminem makes fun of her the most.. hah.

    he even compliments lindsay lohan..

  13. krbcan

    Not only does she seem to have a very artificial and and plastic personality (as was certainly seen in Dancing with the Stars), she looks the same way. In these particular shots, i guess she looks pretty, but is WAY over-done and over-the top. She is trying too hard, which i guess is what she has to do when she has no real talent of any type, and can only get by on her looks.

  14. Marc

    Wow, she is gorgeous. Jealous females will hate all day, but they come off as petty and unattractive. She may not be the most talented celebrity, but she’s one of the hottest.

  15. rumpelstiltskin

    God she is a greasy, self-promoting, wrothless, piece of shit. I love how she always trys to take everything negative that happens to her or is said about her and tires to spin it around. Wow, someone is in denial or is as thick as a stack of planks (I’d say it would be a combination of the two).

    Whether it be about her airbrushed, red, chunky thighs (YES GIRLS I’VE GOT CURVES!!1) or even this EMINIEM SPOOFED ME AND I WILL TRY AND DIVERT FROM THE FACT THAT HE CALLED ME A MAN IN THIS SONG AND SAY HE’S SAID MUCH WORSE ABOUT OTHER PEOPLE HEHE). Just DIE Kim, you worthless piece of shit. Please, can you and your whole fucking family, just fucking DIE.

  16. Leanna

    Does anyone notice that weird like fuzz patch on her forehead below her hair line??

  17. No, smarter than YOU

    #94- your caption reads, “Smarter than You”, and yet you cannot spell separation correctly. Why am I not surprised?

    And for all of you disgusting, vile racists that post here…you should truly be ashamed of yourselves. Imagine the mortification you would feel if your boss at the gas station found out. Assholes. May you meet a merciless gang in a dark alley some night very soon…you’ll be crying your little piggy eyes out and begging for mercy.

  18. Missystar

    Nice stretch marks, hobag.

  19. abbs

    hes feeding her into a wood chipper thats spewing money in the end and this is all she has to say??? she’s flattered?? God thats exactly the point. These people would rather ruin themselves to make money than develop a passion and skill for entertaining.

  20. ………………………………PRAISE THE LORD!!

  21. Hailles

    What’s up with her hairline?

  22. Jim Lahey

    Nice hairline you talentless & useless Rottweiler!

  23. lol!

    @114

    lol!

    Kim has no talent unless you call doing porn with your ex want to be thug boyfriend and self proclaimed fat fetish. Kim made 5 million off her porn tape. Kim looks like the typical cute short fat American with big wide hips and a big loose butt that requires a butt girdle to look perky. Kim relies on airbrushing her stout body to look smaller in pictures. Some people here are praising Kim for having bad habits like eating too much so she looks short and stout. Big deal Kim relies on airbrushing, body shapers, and butt girdles. It’s not like she is watching her weight to stay fit and exercising regularly. Kim does nothing worthy of her time except shop, do a reality show that requires no talent or discipline, and basically being self absorbed. There is nothing to admire about Kim unless one has low self esteem.

  24. Conservative Underground

    From what I gather, this is how it is:

    Conservatives (Republicans) love America and want to see it strong again.

    Liberals (Democrats) hate America and want to destroy it.

    It’s pretty plain to see. And I’m not talking about RINO’s like that wretched excuse for an American Arlen Specter or those two deushbags up in New England.

    What kind of a president goes on the world stage and apologizes to Muslim Terrorists? What a complete shitbag we have in the White House.

  25. auntmarie

    She looks like Pocahantas……

  26. She is gorgeous and one of the hottest.

  27. there’s Kim, looking great as usual

  28. That One

    Its hilarious how every hot chick that’s not smoking a white dudes pole becomes somehow hideously ugly. It even caries over to porn. White chicks start losing jobs after they do a scene with a black dude.
    Its clearly fear of not being able to compete and a shot to the ego.

    Anyone with objective eyes can see that the girl is absolutely beautiful. Nice complexion nice cheek bones, and nice DSL’s. We all know the body is amazing. Anyone who hates on her body is doing so because they would nut in less than 3 strokes if they ever got a chance to smash.
    But you dont have to worry about all of that. Haters never get ass anyway!!!!

  29. Omoney

    That little guy down the street finally got rap to lady of his dreams. Hee hee (OMONEY)

  30. Omoney

    That little guy down the street finally got rap to lady of his dreams. Hee hee (OMONEY)

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