Kim Kardashian helps the homeless
Kim Kardashian gave a homeless man $20 outside the Gucci store yesterday. This would’ve been a nice humanitarian moment if, after the cameras were off, Kim didn’t smother the man to death with her monster rack and take back the $20. The dude didn’t mind though. He was going to drive his wheelchair onto the freeway anyway and prove the government’s listening to our cereal. Rest in peace, Joe “Sugar Smacks” Tate. You died a hero’s death.