Kim Kardashian hearts fitness
Here’s some behind-the-scene photos from Kim Kardashian’s upcoming workout video where she extols the three most important virtues of teaching physical fitness:
1. Show lots of cleavage. (Couldn’t agree more.)
2. Wear black pants in low lighting because, honestly, who’s going to look at that bulbous butt and say “Goddamn, I wish my thighs were bigger”?
3. Never shoot below the waist except from over there. Way over there. No, seriously, dude, hop in the golf cart, and we’ll hit you on the walkie.
Then, of course, there’s the final tenet: Duct tape a pillow to a stunt double’s ass. I’m pretty sure that’s an old Jane Fonda trick. True story.