Kim Kardashian tweeted last night that she was sitting next to an air marshal during her flight home to LAX. Which would seem innocent except for the small fact that air marshals aren’t supposed to reveal their identity to passengers. Kim Kardashian’s Ass: 1. National Security: 0:
- I’m on the airplane…love wifi! I am sitting next to an Air Marshall! Jim the air marshall makes me feel safe!
- No but I figured it out & he told me! shhhh RT @rockergirl73 you aren’t suppose to know the identity of the air marshal on your flight.
- RELAX I just told u guys the Air Marshall is sitting next to me, highly doubt anyone is twittering like me on this flight! shhh
- Air Marshall’s are supposed to keep their identity concealed. He did! I am just a private eye & assumed, so I asked him & he was honest!
- OK I hope I don’t get in trouble…logging off now! xo
So one of two things happened here:
1. Air Marshal Jim just received Reggie Bush’s Super Bowl-winning fist in his mouth as a severance package.
OR
2. Kim Kardashian is egotistical enough to believe a real air marshal would risk his job and the safety of passengers just to impress her.
Obviously it was that last one because there’s no way someone didn’t assume Kim would fall for the oldest trick in the book. Shit, I tell chicks I’m their secret in-flight air marshal even when I’m not on a plane. Although, I should probably point out not a single women’s dressing room has crashed into a building on my watch. Ladies?
Hah! | February 17, 2010 at 1:57 pm
Firsty Firsty Firsy First!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
blt | February 17, 2010 at 1:57 pm
Wow….she is brilliant. Kim for Prez 2012
Sam | February 17, 2010 at 2:05 pm
Or, 3) Air Marshall Jim is actually a plumber from Dakron and finding himself next to a bona fide “stur” is pulling a Tila Tequila and telling KK he’s actually Air Marshall Jim, or Jason Bourne or James Bond or whatever the hell he thinks is going to get her to giggle and flirt with him for 10 second more….
shiggitt | February 17, 2010 at 2:05 pm
Boycott this Be-otch…Her and her families famwhoreing knows no bounds.
Crusty | February 17, 2010 at 2:06 pm
And of course the Air Marshall showed Kim his large caliber weapon as proof.
Name (required): | February 17, 2010 at 2:07 pm
@Crusty
Only if he was a brotha…
bone daddio | February 17, 2010 at 2:09 pm
….yes Ms. Kardashian, this strip and body cavity search is all for national security.
now turn around and bend over, please.
Spoonman | February 17, 2010 at 2:18 pm
“Super Bowl-wnning” = Superficial fail. Misspelling aside, Bush didn’t do a damn thing in that game. He gets a ring, same as the punter.
Lisa | February 17, 2010 at 2:35 pm
Dumb shit can’t even spell “marshal”.
Susan1 | February 17, 2010 at 2:44 pm
He did great last night. He rocked the tassel. Did he watch his competition? “I saw one skater out of the corner of my mascara, Vancouver debut http://usspost.com/lemon-pledge-helps-johnny-weir-keep-nerves-in-check-usspost-com-5925/
she got's a big ole cavern | February 17, 2010 at 2:45 pm
Of course these prize Armerian whores only fuck big buck apes. That’s somethng to be proud of. The children will be just lovely indiscriminate useless and confused.
Señor Pedro | February 17, 2010 at 2:48 pm
“I am just a private eye” AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA
susan1 | February 17, 2010 at 2:52 pm
He did great last night. He rocked the tassel. Did he watch his competition? “I saw one skater out of the corner of my mascara, Vancouver debut http://usspost.com/lemon-pledge-helps-johnny-weir-keep-nerves-in-check-usspost-com-5925/
Larry Fine | February 17, 2010 at 3:07 pm
Hi I’m an air marshall. Mind holding my junk while I pee? Of course you don’t.
asdf | February 17, 2010 at 3:08 pm
How was she able to tweet on an aircraft at 35,000 feet traveling at 500mph? I’ve left my cell phone on in airplanes before and there’s no way you get signals.
lol | February 17, 2010 at 3:09 pm
THIS WHORE IS DISGUSTING AND STUPID. WHAT A WASTE OF SPACE AND LIFE.
NE | February 17, 2010 at 3:11 pm
why does this slut think she’s so great? she is nothing but a dumb whore. and her face looks more and more plastic-y every day.
sickitten | February 17, 2010 at 3:23 pm
This is one lazy, lying good for nothing right here. Man, she must hate herself and you just knows she envies EVERYONE. This gypsy wishes so hard that she was “whiter”. Her self hate is sad. The nose job to erase the ethnic bump, the cheek implants to look more Northern. She should just run with her exoticness but no~ she bought into that whole Barbie Mattell craze. Sad all around.
Randal | February 17, 2010 at 4:05 pm
Kim is a beauty, painted in the flesh by Venus herself. The mere scent of her walking by is enough to give every man she passed whiplash when they turn their heads to get a good look.
Such beauty, sitting next to any man, has that uncanny power to suck information right out of him without even realizing it.
That’s the true power of a Godess. That’s the true power of Kim Kardashian.
Randal
mike | February 17, 2010 at 4:05 pm
eww her butt looks like it sags. maybe she needs more butt injections or surgery to perk it up.
McFeely Smackup | February 17, 2010 at 4:13 pm
Hah, “yes, I’m an Air Marshal”
Kim hasn’t been so gullible since “no baby, there’s no tape in the camera…”
misterfister | February 17, 2010 at 4:19 pm
I wonder how much more famous she would be right now if Ray J would’ve shit in her mouth as opposed to just pissing on her…..I wonder………
SOS | February 17, 2010 at 4:54 pm
Seriously, I don’t see what’s so pretty about kim k. Her face never moves. Her stupid monkey lips stay perfectly pouted at all times. I mean honestly, she never *really* smiles.
Krissy | February 17, 2010 at 5:01 pm
i really doubt its a plumber. Sure she flies first class. Probably someone trying to impress her. Or you never know- men are dumb it could of been. And shes looking really HOT after the weight loss
printme | February 17, 2010 at 5:05 pm
she is SUCH an airhead.
Sport | February 17, 2010 at 5:31 pm
tired of this self centered bitch.
Porky Domesticus | February 17, 2010 at 5:37 pm
Who cares about clues, as long as she has that face she’s welcome to be clueless.
chap | February 17, 2010 at 5:51 pm
wow, her face looks like plastic. does it move?
Pots and Kettles | February 17, 2010 at 6:24 pm
Wow, so many uninformed people gathered together on one website…. It’s is completely fine for an Air Marshall to admit he is one. It’s not illegal, it is not any kind of a big deal. People recognize AMs on the plane all the time, it was even in the news recently since they wanted to do something about that. There is nothing strange or unusual about Kim noticing he was an AM. As a matter of fact some AMs say that as passengers board the plane and recognize them they’ll tell all passengers around them. Here, he is sitting next to a celebrity, he knows she’s not a terrorist, she asked him and he told her. You people really really need to get a life. Really. And maybe try to tune in to the news instead of E! every now and again.
Pots and Kettles | February 17, 2010 at 6:25 pm
Wow, so many uninformed people gathered together on one website…. It’s is completely fine for an Air Marshall to admit he is one. It’s not illegal, it is not any kind of a big deal. People recognize AMs on the plane all the time, it was even in the news recently since they wanted to do something about that. There is nothing strange or unusual about Kim noticing he was an AM. As a matter of fact some AMs say that as passengers board the plane and recognize them they’ll tell all passengers around them. Here, he is sitting next to a celebrity, he knows she’s not a terrorist, she asked him and he told her. You people really really need to get a life. Really. And maybe try to tune in to the news instead of E! every now and again.
Mike | February 17, 2010 at 6:57 pm
She is lying. Because that is what lying, “I got peed on by Ray-J” fame whores do.
/topic.
Jamie Lynn's Uterus | February 17, 2010 at 7:15 pm
I bet it was a line, he just wanted to piss all over her face in the tiny bathroom. She’d be up for it too.
She is a human urinal for black men.
Was this alleged Air Marshal black?
Dr. Cornelia J. Dogbarker PhD | February 17, 2010 at 7:50 pm
Hey didn’t her father help that murdering piece of shit OJ stay out of prison? So all her money comes from that lawyer cocksucker who put a murderer out on the street. I hope she’s the next one to get the same treatment that OJ gave Nichole.
Lindley | February 17, 2010 at 8:16 pm
PLEASE READ!! Kim Kardashian stole my logo. I sent her my jewelry back in 2008 and she was photographed in Hollywood wearing my signature necklace and she just launched her perfume and is now using my artwork and color scheme as her own logo for her bottle. I have an attorney and we are sending her camp a letter and if we get no response we are filing a law suit. You can read all about it at http://www.shopkorcula.com and see pictures of it at http://www.korculastyle.blogspot.com. Help me take her down!!
freber | February 17, 2010 at 8:52 pm
I guess important celebrities with no talent but big asses don’t have to refrain from using wireless devices during flights. Nice.
spicy | February 17, 2010 at 10:01 pm
kimmie.. i usually love how gorgeous you look! not too sure about this outfit tho for your figure, and those glove things…
but anyway what gorgeous skin she has, and its because she doesnt fucking fake and bake. like you think these retards could understand her method. shes gonna be 30 next year and doesnt look over 25. sun beds = premature aging. she makes me confident in sporting my pale ass during the midwest winters
tony romo | February 17, 2010 at 11:09 pm
she had a double pillow under that skirt
Bond, James Bond | February 17, 2010 at 11:27 pm
When I sat next to her I told her I was a Secret Agent just like 007………..
m3 real card | February 18, 2010 at 12:02 am
I knew that she would go back to her darker hair color. But I am suprised that her hair is not falling out. It is not good to change you hair color so quickly
16gb gaming card | February 18, 2010 at 7:13 am
Kim Kardashian and Reggie Bush are in fact engaged. Reggie Bush proposed to Kim before the Superbowl and Kim accepted. It was not in a public setting such as the rumors tried to claim. It was not at Prime 112 in Miami. No. It was at home here in LA. Okay! So heres the deal: Kim will NOT be annoucing her engagement until the NEW season of Keeping Up With the Kardashians so there you have it. Kim has also gone on record stating that her and Reggie Bush are not engaged. She also posted a video on her website addressing the press of the false rumors claiming that her and Reggie are engaged.
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chap | February 18, 2010 at 9:55 am
can this fame whore just go away? she offers nothing to society and has no talent besides taking off her clothes. her plastic surgery makes her look…like plastic.
A product of the planet of the apes | February 18, 2010 at 11:20 am
This doesn’t seem to be a good time to bring this up, but I will anyway: she’s got a spectacular ass!
Mike Nike | February 18, 2010 at 2:22 pm
Isn’t it time we realize that the kardashians, the lohans, and the hiltons have done absolutely nothing to be famous and should we therefore stop posting pictures of these ugly fucking media whore bags who have pussies made of fire.
JDM | February 18, 2010 at 8:26 pm
Just posting that I think her outfit is as cute as can be!
leforte | February 19, 2010 at 9:15 am
Kim Kardashian and Ray J full sex tape
http://scandalvids.net/video.php?vid=Kim_Kardashian_full_sex_tape
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jack | February 22, 2010 at 11:45 am
she looks like a blow up doll, although I think a blow up doll would have more personality!!!!
Paul | February 22, 2010 at 12:18 pm
If Reggie marries this woman he’d better be prepared to constantly be wiping their childrens tears away after all the teasing they will receive from other children having seen their Mother all over the internet performing sex. There’s no woman worth all that. None.