Kim Kardashian has been hurt a lot in her past. Apparently every guy she’s dated has gone behind her back, after renting a shuttle of course, and cheated on her. Kim opens up to The Sun about her romantic pitfalls:
“I went out with a good guy in school – but it has all gone downhill since then. Every single guy since then has cheated on me – so I think all men cheat. Normally my sister catches them out. But every guy I have been out with has cheated on me and broken my heart.”
Who would be stupid enough to cheat on Kim Kardashian? Then again why does anybody, male or female, cheat? Besides it being fun, hilarious and, honestly, just a great way to meet new people. You know, after you sober up and finish puking/crying in their bathtub because you remembered your girlfriend is an expert marksman – and half ninja. Love you, honey.
I guess since her ass is so big she considers it “cheating”
I would cheat too. All over her lower back…..
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Once again, no pictures from behind.
The latents grow angry, my friend…
I sure wouldn’t cheat on her….I’d bring her along with me
I would like to lick the donut in the middle of her ass. Wait. As long as she has a penis.
Mooooooooooooooooooooooo’oooooooooom! Did you tivo Hogans Heros for me? You didn’t cut the crust off!! Careful ma, I’ll move out I swear if you can’t get your shit together!!!
MY SMALL PENIS WOULD BORE HER…..
@5
Cmon now troll, you’re slacking in your late afternoon posts! Drink some coffee and revert back to the ATM jokes, at least those ones are funny
Quite good to hear it’s not just me then, black men are terrible cheats no 2 ways about it. Most black men don’t know the meaning of the word fidelity or monogamy. Reggie is cute but I bet he cheats or will cheat.
Deacon sweetie, if you don’t get your fat ass off the basement couch and quit playing video games, you will never meet a girl! Now, I’ve set you up an account at other fat losers lonely for love . com and I want you to fill out your profile.
No, Deacon, you don’t have to post a picture. Not until those bumps go away. Are you using the cream?
This girl is pathetic. And has a 5 o’clock shadow.
In the 6th pic she is signing the letter “e” for Ethiopian Love Toy.
@10
Give me a break Erin. How the FUCK is this girl pathetic???? She’s one of the sexiest girls on the fucking planet. You’re just jealous, fat cow
The problem is when a women is only valued for her looks, she will be treated as nothing but a barbie doll. That is probably what happened to Kim.
Kim’s style today is conservative yet sexy. A tight white short sleeved shirt hugs her curves while a black vest accents them in an opposite hue, shrinking her waist line to create that hour glass figure. Dark blue denim jeans add a sophisticated style.
god shes hott…. i wish i looked like her
Shallow, empty headed, spoiled brats often get what they deserve. How can you expect anyone to take you seriously when you let guys piss on you??
She is beautiful, I’ll give her plastic surgeon that…
i think guys get bummed when they see your penis.
She gets cheated on because shes a (gulp) Superficial whore. Dont get me wrong, Id hit that till the grays on her snatch fell off but she wouldnt date a normal guy like me. Its the rich black guys who tickle her fancy, as well as other girls fancies I guess. Oh well, thats life and lifes a bitch with a huge yummy ass!
you show me the hottest bitch in the world, and i’ll show you a guy that sick of puttin up with her shit
She is beautiful.
However, there has been NOTHING that I have read/heard/seen that makes her seem anything more than a superficial shallow mental midget.
What the hell is interesting about her? Other than her appearance as a breathing sex toy?
The men she attracts are probably very similar to her.
I wouldn’t doubt that she cheats as much as she is cheated on.
I probably would cheat on her too after hearing her talk about herself all day
solution = stop dating ghetto black guys and start dating guys with class.
anyone see her on her show keeping up with the kardashians…..she’s dumb and annoying but still hot!
vaginas are like kryptonite to penises. and besides, you can’t expect men not to poke them when there are so many gullible or backstabbing whores ready to service them.
21: Update – I’m white :P
I think it says more about Kim and her choices in boyfriends than anything. Apparently, she is habitually drawn to guys who womanize. Sure, that is probably about 95% of the single guys in SoCal, and about 75% of the married ones, but who is counting. She needs to stop dating SoCal posers.
*frap* *frap* frap* *frap* *frap* frap* *frap* *frap* frap* *frap* *frap* frap*
Inner self: “But what about the mind?”
Self: “…”
*frap* *frap* frap* *frap* *frap* frap* *frap* *frap* frap* *frap* *frap* frap*
And one more thing, nothing says forever quite like letting a guy piss all over you. I guess KK expects her men to actually respect her after they share that intimate golden shower. A girl who lets her man do that is just asking to get stepped out on. Cuz he knows she has zero esteem and will take him back every single time.
Kim should get to know the guy first before she rushes into sex.
#23
Yes dumb, annoying and still fat; I mean chunky, I mean stocky, I mean thick.
I haven’t met a man that doesn’t cheat. Even supermodels aren’t safe. But you all say it is the woman’s fault, because she is a superficial whore? It isn’t the man’s fault because his weak ego requires him to conquer new territory, instead of keeping his promises? Ok, I’m convinced. All women are whores and deserve to be cheated on, because if they aren’t ugly they are boring. and nobody wants to fuck a boring chick. ‘Cuz men need mental stimulation and irrudite conversation, not jiggly boobies.
Reason we broke up is when I told her I wanted to bring some Lysol into the relationship. She left a scent that reminded me of the Port Authority.
My husband does not cheat because he prefers to masturbate to porn and have sex with me. He did not womanize before we met. Basically a man who had a lot of chicks before marriage will cheat.
Kim has huge wide hips. If I looked like her and had her brains; I would cry because I am fit, petite and smart.
After you’ve pissed on a girl, it’s time to find someone new. That’s why men cheat on you Kim.
hey #33 – Way to go! Nice way to lump all men together just like airhead Kim does. With your attitude, I’d bet your “man” is cheating on you right now….
It’s probably because those guys weren’t into going to the toilet on their girlfriend.
Elizabeth, don’t you know that if you don’t like Kim Kardashian, you must be a jealous, fat cow? See #12. Also, I’m obviously just kidding.
What decent guy with money would want to date her?
Hot girls are a dime a dozen if you have money and she’s been used like a hood rat slut on camera.
Billy goat says “ba-a-a-a-a-a-a-a”……”ba-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a” Then goes back to chewing grass. Then gets pissed on. And finally, cheated on.
#37
lol!
I am an attractive woman and I’ve always dated guys that were not womanizers. Most are attractive in their own nerdy way. I like intellegent, genuine men with a good sense of humor and a good job, and they must take care of themselves too. And it was not hard finding a good man working in the engineering department. Basically Kim is superficial and dates superficial men. I’ve dated superficial drop dead handsome men but they lack all the qualities I am looking for. So all you guys out there that take care of yourselves but lack in looks, just remember there is an attractive female out there looking for you. What guys lack in looks; they can make up for in personality and being a good communicator and listener, and staying fit too, and well groomed too.
Oh, and by the way – Yes. It is 12:19, I am here in my apt. alone and I am on this site.
I’m old, I’m high, I’m single and desperate and I’ll never have kids because no one wants to fuck me. There, you happy? For fuckssake man, it’s whatever you want to call it.
Now that we’re past that…
Does this chick actually have the last name Loose? Who the fuck is she? Ah well, no reason necessary for showing tits, I suppose.
Give me a break……ALL women cheat, so her crying falls flat.
You could be the greatest guy in the world, but if some dude with more money comes along…….the woman cheats so fast your head spins.
I wouldn’t cheat on her and I bet the dude that did misses that ass everynight.
/I would
I never thought of that before. I can understand why a guy wouldn’t want to date a woman that he’s already pissed all over. That would be like licking a urinal cake. Note to self: next time guy asks to pee on me, offer him a Dirty Sanchez instead. Now I will soo get a marriage proposal! And they said after age 75 I was just kidding myself **high five**
#43
He got a new fat ass to hit on. Fat asses are easy to come by since 70 percent of Americans are overweight!
#42
Money is not everything; especially for women like me that have a career and do not have to depend on our looks to make money. Beauty fades and dumb is forever. As far as money expectations; I expect a man to make a decent salary and have a reliable career. I am happily married and get hit on all the time because I work in a technical field. My huband makes me feel special and is a good man and we have regular sex, so my sexual needs are satisfied.
I would imagine that life has just about passed me by. If I couldn’t find a good man to love me when I was younger the days before, why should I think I can find one now. I can’t even get anyone to use me for sex. So yeah, I can relate to Kim in a way. Only I have a flat ass, small breasts (well one is small – really small and the other one is full of harden milk curd from my last late term abortion, but hopefully it will rot out and fester given time), gaping camel toe so I can’t really weat slacks, my hair is or was before it greyed a nice kinky black color, my eyes are filled with broken capillaries so I have to use contacts, flats only for me because of my impressive height, I try not to open my mouth since my teeth – I would rather not go into that one sheesh!!!
My Aunt used to tell me (my Mom got sick of hearing it all over and over and said I sounded like a rutting old mule) that a very small percentage of older men – the second wave of suitors she called them, less physical types like accountants and insurance salesman and such softer men – would take a gal like me since the pretty girls would not give them the time of day. Well those times of day went by fast and my dear Auntie got so sick of me coming over all the time to supposedly play Bingo and cards with her with the real pretense being for her to comfort me and tell me “Oh dear somehow if there is a God in heaven (although she was an atheist and communist) he will perform one of his tremendous miracles and cast a magic spell on some poor tired old sucker and threaten him with eternal Hell-fire if he doesn’t take you for his wife”.
Auntie left the country to get away from me. My senile great great granduncle told me she ran away with some Tibetan dude she met on the internet just so she could hide where I would never find her.
Well folks, it’s about time for my daily enema so I promise to keep you posted constantly with stories about my perpetual sorrow and lonliness and the agony of my every breath…much much more later fans Ta Ta
I met a guy and he told me I have a big ass but it looks good on me like Kim. So I let him pee on me because it pleased him and then the next day he text messaged me and dumped me saying he could not have sex with a chick that likes to get peed on. I suppose I should not be easy like Kim because I got dumped. I will never let a guy pee on me again.
#47
Put on a short skirt with 4 inch heels and wear fish net stockings (just in case you have flaws on your legs). Go to Home Depot or a book store and get picked up on. Trust me. Men stare at anything in a short skirt; fat, short, tall, fit, etc.
Reminds me of this chick I knew in high school who would bang on the first date and then sob in my ear that the guys didn’t respect her. But that chick at least had two brain cells that functioned. Sorry, Kim.