Lord knows why, but sources say Kim Kardashian is getting her own reality show on E! which will replace The Simple Life. The network was originally going to create a show similar to The Simple Life starring Kim Stewart and Kelly Osbourne, but they decided to can it in favor of Kim’s show. How did this even happen? I bet some guy went to E! and pitched the idea of a Kim Kardashian reality show and everybody just looked around confused. Then one of the execs asks why, and the guy pulls out a picture of her ass and the entire room gasps and slowly starts applauding.
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woweeeee :D
HER!!!
that ass should get one of its own lol!!!
…fat ass
She already has her own reality show on P!
she looks like a drag queen
That ass is on fire.
@6, that old bitch wearing the pink satin pants in the last pic looks like a drag queen.
birtha butt…a butt zizter
What’s Stevo doing with 80 yr old women?
Or what are 80 yr old women doing with Stevo?
Congratulations. I was worried that The Superficial might go two days in a row without you proclaiming your love for this fat ass.
You came through!
The Superficial LOVES this Lard Ass!
That’s one hot four way Steve O’s got cooking there.
Trolls-a-gogo here today…….
What in the fuck is going on with the dolled-up cadaver in the last picture? Does that have anything to do with her show? Is the premise of her show going to be she glams up nearly dead people and goes partying with them?
There is a god…and he likes the badonkadonk.
WHY?!
I’ll take “News I’m Not Even a Little Bit Surprised By,” Alex.
It’s gonna be hard to fit KardASShian’s gigantic ass into the frame and have room for everything else. They’ll have to pull the camera back to Cleveland.
in the last picture, its nice to see kim,Paris, steve-o and nicole have all back together again. paris is finally starting to look feminine, nice !!!
This is by far the scariest set of pix the fish has put on in ions. Holy crap oly.
You don’t go grabbin’ someone’s husband’s balls, my friend.
That’s disrespectful, my friend.
I don’t know who the fuck this is except the fact that she is on here all the fucking time…. and I’ve grown to fucking hate her….for no fucking apparent reason. What does that say about me? THAT I’M FUCKING AWESOME, THAT’S WHAT! And that I like to say FUCK!
Hey who are the hotties in the last picture? I think I’m in love! And, by ‘in love’, I mean I’m having dry heaves.
I wonder how she finds clothes that fit, I bet she has to have them altered.
Her ass is amazing. I honestly thing she’s got the most beautiful body in Hollywood. She has no talent or personality.. but her body is perfect.
UUUUUGH NO
GOOD LORD I HATE HER
Dude! I didn’t know Steve-O was dating both Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen! SuWeet!!!
WHY, THIS CHICS A PIG AND HAS DONE NATA…
Posting before about 4 comments by Kelli about the size of Kim’s ass.
I’d still like to spank that ass with a paddle while I shove my cock up asshole.
Oh wait……….
I think it’s the other way around, She can spank my ass while she fucks me.
This girl is a waste of space with no visible talent but she does have a ridiculous (in a good way) body. Granted, it’s mostly made of plastic and silicone and she might melt at extreme temperatures, but it’s ridiculous none the less.
Send her back to Iran.
Now there’s a show I would watch.
i already saw her reality show. Its called how to be a wigger.
who is this broad anyways? another rich daddy’s girl?
Can’t wait until Kimmy starts shooting ping pong balls out of her twat. You know thats what it’s going to come down to with this whore. At least we know the man responsible for bringing this creature into the world is rotting in hell.
I can’t believe it’s not butter………
What in the HELL??
If these characters are all in this reality show, it might be funny.
Was this a drag queen convention?
Is this a joke? As anyone heard of how hear voice sounds like? YUK!
She looks fake. Only that will be the star of the show is her FAKE ARSE.
So E! can’t actualy get any REAL celebs to work with them so they scrape the bottom of the barrel with this chick? Funny. I’ll watch Tara Reid first.
Hey girls, this just in…………..
“Women see masculine-looking men as more unsuitable long-term partners but men with more feminine features are seen as more committed and less likely to stray, researchers said Wednesday”.
You couldn’t pay me to watch this show. I wouldn’t watch a show completely based around the fact that they are hot and have done nothing with their lives at all to deserve such a priviledge.
Unless it starred Katharine McPhee……..I just want to motorboat the hell out of her…
I can’t put my finger on what the fuck she looks like. A crosseyed turtle? A purple giraffe?
And I sooooooooo wish she was the one in the metal spine holding machine with the dunce cap. That would make me happy.
I just threw up a little. I thought there were about 5 people in pic 7. Then I realized it was just Kim’s ass.
And I’m sure, as with Paris, the second she starts speaking on camera any attraction anybody ever had for her will abruptly end.
I’m sure this will be as big a hit as the Tori Spelling and husband show…maybe as successful as Britney and Kevin Chaotic
Oh goodie. It’s the beginning of the end for this vapid bitch.
I have never been happier about my dish network getting shut off on me!!!!!
WHY?? This country is so fucked up.
Will it also be called Kim Kardashian: Superstar and involve people peeing on her?
Anyone think she looks like Cher? I imagine her reality show will attract plenty of transvestite viewers.
Jesus Christ.
Will the cellulite on the backs of her thighs be featured in her new hit show? Mmmm? Hope so.
She’s a whore. She can go to hell.
If E! is going to make reality TV shows for women whose only talent is internet porn star, I hope next time they pick one who’s good looking.