Kim Kardashian gets her own reality show

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Lord knows why, but sources say Kim Kardashian is getting her own reality show on E! which will replace The Simple Life. The network was originally going to create a show similar to The Simple Life starring Kim Stewart and Kelly Osbourne, but they decided to can it in favor of Kim’s show. How did this even happen? I bet some guy went to E! and pitched the idea of a Kim Kardashian reality show and everybody just looked around confused. Then one of the execs asks why, and the guy pulls out a picture of her ass and the entire room gasps and slowly starts applauding.

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