Lord knows why, but sources say Kim Kardashian is getting her own reality show on E! which will replace The Simple Life. The network was originally going to create a show similar to The Simple Life starring Kim Stewart and Kelly Osbourne, but they decided to can it in favor of Kim’s show. How did this even happen? I bet some guy went to E! and pitched the idea of a Kim Kardashian reality show and everybody just looked around confused. Then one of the execs asks why, and the guy pulls out a picture of her ass and the entire room gasps and slowly starts applauding.
Photos: Splash
Blah | August 8, 2007 at 12:36 pm
FIRST!
Stix | August 8, 2007 at 12:37 pm
woweeeee :D
scarlett | August 8, 2007 at 12:38 pm
HER!!!
that ass should get one of its own lol!!!
Stix | August 8, 2007 at 12:38 pm
…fat ass
jrzmommy | August 8, 2007 at 12:39 pm
She already has her own reality show on P!
missj | August 8, 2007 at 12:40 pm
she looks like a drag queen
Bachelorium | August 8, 2007 at 12:40 pm
That ass is on fire.
Texas Tranny | August 8, 2007 at 12:43 pm
@6, that old bitch wearing the pink satin pants in the last pic looks like a drag queen.
??krazihottkelli?? | August 8, 2007 at 12:45 pm
birtha butt…a butt zizter
star69 | August 8, 2007 at 12:45 pm
What’s Stevo doing with 80 yr old women?
Or what are 80 yr old women doing with Stevo?
Radar | August 8, 2007 at 12:46 pm
Congratulations. I was worried that The Superficial might go two days in a row without you proclaiming your love for this fat ass.
You came through!
The Superficial LOVES this Lard Ass!
justsomebastard | August 8, 2007 at 12:50 pm
That’s one hot four way Steve O’s got cooking there.
jrzmommy | August 8, 2007 at 12:50 pm
Trolls-a-gogo here today…….
What in the fuck is going on with the dolled-up cadaver in the last picture? Does that have anything to do with her show? Is the premise of her show going to be she glams up nearly dead people and goes partying with them?
theShizaan | August 8, 2007 at 12:51 pm
There is a god…and he likes the badonkadonk.
Malffy Hernandes | August 8, 2007 at 12:51 pm
WHY?!
LL | August 8, 2007 at 12:51 pm
I’ll take “News I’m Not Even a Little Bit Surprised By,” Alex.
It’s gonna be hard to fit KardASShian’s gigantic ass into the frame and have room for everything else. They’ll have to pull the camera back to Cleveland.
JC | August 8, 2007 at 12:52 pm
in the last picture, its nice to see kim,Paris, steve-o and nicole have all back together again. paris is finally starting to look feminine, nice !!!
jus'stupid | August 8, 2007 at 1:00 pm
This is by far the scariest set of pix the fish has put on in ions. Holy crap oly.
Bioplant | August 8, 2007 at 1:02 pm
You don’t go grabbin’ someone’s husband’s balls, my friend.
That’s disrespectful, my friend.
veggi | August 8, 2007 at 1:11 pm
I don’t know who the fuck this is except the fact that she is on here all the fucking time…. and I’ve grown to fucking hate her….for no fucking apparent reason. What does that say about me? THAT I’M FUCKING AWESOME, THAT’S WHAT! And that I like to say FUCK!
MrSemprini | August 8, 2007 at 1:14 pm
Hey who are the hotties in the last picture? I think I’m in love! And, by ‘in love’, I mean I’m having dry heaves.
Amanda | August 8, 2007 at 1:15 pm
I wonder how she finds clothes that fit, I bet she has to have them altered.
Duchess of Dork | August 8, 2007 at 1:15 pm
Her ass is amazing. I honestly thing she’s got the most beautiful body in Hollywood. She has no talent or personality.. but her body is perfect.
Robin Claire | August 8, 2007 at 1:17 pm
UUUUUGH NO
GOOD LORD I HATE HER
mobius | August 8, 2007 at 1:17 pm
Dude! I didn’t know Steve-O was dating both Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen! SuWeet!!!
DANNYPANTY | August 8, 2007 at 1:22 pm
WHY, THIS CHICS A PIG AND HAS DONE NATA…
Guy | August 8, 2007 at 1:25 pm
Posting before about 4 comments by Kelli about the size of Kim’s ass.
Texas Tranny | August 8, 2007 at 1:26 pm
I’d still like to spank that ass with a paddle while I shove my cock up asshole.
Oh wait……….
I think it’s the other way around, She can spank my ass while she fucks me.
Mrs. Buttersworth | August 8, 2007 at 1:27 pm
This girl is a waste of space with no visible talent but she does have a ridiculous (in a good way) body. Granted, it’s mostly made of plastic and silicone and she might melt at extreme temperatures, but it’s ridiculous none the less.
BaldAsBritney | August 8, 2007 at 1:29 pm
Send her back to Iran.
Now there’s a show I would watch.
Doomhammer | August 8, 2007 at 1:30 pm
i already saw her reality show. Its called how to be a wigger.
trackstar | August 8, 2007 at 1:31 pm
who is this broad anyways? another rich daddy’s girl?
Annie Rexia | August 8, 2007 at 1:33 pm
Can’t wait until Kimmy starts shooting ping pong balls out of her twat. You know thats what it’s going to come down to with this whore. At least we know the man responsible for bringing this creature into the world is rotting in hell.
Italian Stallion | August 8, 2007 at 1:37 pm
I can’t believe it’s not butter………
adeliza | August 8, 2007 at 1:40 pm
What in the HELL??
If these characters are all in this reality show, it might be funny.
Was this a drag queen convention?
cindy | August 8, 2007 at 1:43 pm
Is this a joke? As anyone heard of how hear voice sounds like? YUK!
She looks fake. Only that will be the star of the show is her FAKE ARSE.
Dee | August 8, 2007 at 1:45 pm
So E! can’t actualy get any REAL celebs to work with them so they scrape the bottom of the barrel with this chick? Funny. I’ll watch Tara Reid first.
Texas Tranny | August 8, 2007 at 1:47 pm
Hey girls, this just in…………..
“Women see masculine-looking men as more unsuitable long-term partners but men with more feminine features are seen as more committed and less likely to stray, researchers said Wednesday”.
Lon Chaney | August 8, 2007 at 1:47 pm
You couldn’t pay me to watch this show. I wouldn’t watch a show completely based around the fact that they are hot and have done nothing with their lives at all to deserve such a priviledge.
Unless it starred Katharine McPhee……..I just want to motorboat the hell out of her…
veggi | August 8, 2007 at 1:47 pm
I can’t put my finger on what the fuck she looks like. A crosseyed turtle? A purple giraffe?
And I sooooooooo wish she was the one in the metal spine holding machine with the dunce cap. That would make me happy.
Sydney Bristol | August 8, 2007 at 1:48 pm
I just threw up a little. I thought there were about 5 people in pic 7. Then I realized it was just Kim’s ass.
lambman | August 8, 2007 at 1:49 pm
And I’m sure, as with Paris, the second she starts speaking on camera any attraction anybody ever had for her will abruptly end.
I’m sure this will be as big a hit as the Tori Spelling and husband show…maybe as successful as Britney and Kevin Chaotic
Britney's Nappy Weave | August 8, 2007 at 1:51 pm
Oh goodie. It’s the beginning of the end for this vapid bitch.
FRIST!!! | August 8, 2007 at 1:59 pm
I have never been happier about my dish network getting shut off on me!!!!!
kix | August 8, 2007 at 2:10 pm
WHY?? This country is so fucked up.
JChrizzy | August 8, 2007 at 2:12 pm
Will it also be called Kim Kardashian: Superstar and involve people peeing on her?
Katie | August 8, 2007 at 2:17 pm
Anyone think she looks like Cher? I imagine her reality show will attract plenty of transvestite viewers.
ashrock | August 8, 2007 at 2:17 pm
Jesus Christ.
Will the cellulite on the backs of her thighs be featured in her new hit show? Mmmm? Hope so.
Helen | August 8, 2007 at 2:21 pm
She’s a whore. She can go to hell.
justsomebastard | August 8, 2007 at 2:21 pm
If E! is going to make reality TV shows for women whose only talent is internet porn star, I hope next time they pick one who’s good looking.