Kim Kardashian gets her booty stolen (Yup, I went there)

November 27th, 2007 // 67 Comments
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Kim Kardashian had an expensive amount of jewelry and other items stolen from her bag at JFK airport where she was flying from New York to Vegas. TMZ reports:

A source close to Kim tells TMZ that when several Delta employees asked for autographs and photos with her, items were somehow lifted from her bags. The items include $50,000 worth of diamond jewelry, a Cartier watch, and Kim’s laptop and digital camera — contents unknown!
Kim’s reps are looking into the possibility that she was set up by employees working for the airline.

It’s a pretty good chance Kim Kardashian takes pictures of her own ass while she’s in the shower, right? Don’t say “Yes” unless you really mean it. I couldn’t handle the disappointment if her camera turned out to be full of out-of-focus Macy’s Thanksgiving parade photos instead. If she’s too selfish to not photograph her spacious rear, at least have the decency to get a clearer shot of the Garfield balloon. Remember the time he ate lasagna? I peed my pants. Cat’s don’t eat people food!

Photos: Bauer-Griffin

  1. Tim

    She’s so hot.

  2. Jillzy

    God this bitch is so unoriginal. Doesn’t she know this already happened to Blowhan? First she steals Paris’ sex tape idea. It was JLo that made large behinds more popular, not you cuntface. What am i missing?

  3. Ever see her “show”? She’s a fucking MORON!!!!!..

    I remember this happening to another celeb (not that I in any way compare Kim to a real “talent”), anyone remember who it was?

  4. griffmills

    Who is she again?

  5. nipolian

    Maybe this would’t happen if she didn’t carry her shit around in that fucking Glad trash bag she has over her shoulder……..Perhaps she needs a bag that big to lug around the oversized tampons that her X-large vagina requires.

  6. Fit And Proud

    I’m so glad we did not have to see her huge butt!

  7. Come to my site, and see pictures of your mother’s vagina.

  8. MATERIALBITCHdotCOM

    Please vote for Hillary Clinton, she is the best candidate and her puss tastes so yummy.

  9. Kim's Kooter

    I would drill her like a screen door in a hurri…no, that’s not it…
    I would punch her kitty like George Bush looking for oil in…
    damn…

    Okay, I would definitely insert my penis in her vagina. Yep, sure would.

  10. steve

    skank.

    In that last pic, the armenian/iranian is really showing through.

    I hear that R. Kelley is dying to pee on her camera.

  11. PunkA

    I smell an insurance scam. She probably fenced the stuff in NYC herself, then said it got stolen to collect some insurance cash because she knows her 15 minutes are about up.

  12. Rice Crispy Treat

    An early X-mas present, maybe that Laptop has pix of that big ‘ol booty being “stolen” over and over
    Yeah, I would so drill that big behind *drooling n whacking at the same time*
    Please vote for Hillary, she has a big ass too

  13. That’s funny. #2 answered my question at the same time I was asking it..

    Will somebody do my job for me today? I don’t feel like it..

  14. ph7

    without the makeup, she looks like every other Iranian walking through the local mall, with too much clothing, too much makeup, and way too much perfume.

  15. meagain

    Who the hell checks all of that in a bag through the airport?? Stupid.

    And, even worse, who flies Delta?

  16. nipolian

    #14 – a little confused here…….without makeup she looks like she has on too much makeup……….you are making my head hurt.

  17. I’ll work for you FRIST……

  18. iggev

    When I first clicked refresh, it looked like michael jackson with robo cop glasses. I’m pissed now! Cause that, THAT, woulda been better than miss assplant..

  19. iggev

    FRIST!! I’ll switch with ya. But you’d have to wait until 3 for a drink..

  20. MATERIALBITCHdotCOM

    If I had one wish, I would wish that Hillary Clinton would pose nude so that I could put the pictures on my really cool website. You should all come see it because I have pictures of naked people and stuff.

  21. ToTellTheTruth

    Maybe her stuff is wedged up in that big chrome dome ass of hers.

  22. MATERIALBITCHdotmoron

    I also smell like poo poo and pee pee.

  23. Thief

    “Sick! Is that a picture of Jimbo’s face??? No, wait, I think that’s a closeup of Kim’s asscrack.”

  24. iggev

    24- NO! It’s Michael Jacksons brother..

  25. roastbeef

    They should have stolen that horrible fur coat thing she’s wearing, too.

  26. jumpin_j

    You went there? OH NO YOU DI – INT!!!

  27. wiinjs

    she smells like urine and mcdonalds

  28. This bitch deserves it. It’s disgusting enough that she can carry around $50,000 of jewelry when people are starving in the world, but it’s even worse when it goes missing and it’s considered news.

  29. oh please! so what if she gets stolen? it’s not like she was poor or anything, if it was an average income person who got stolen yeah, it’d suck, but Kim’s got millions, the amount stolen is like losing $100 for a normal person, if it’s even that much.

    BTW, Kim’s not looking too good without her makeup. (read: she really needs her makeup).

  30. p0nk

    Sex tape – check
    reality show – check
    false theft report – check
    the $50,000 in jewelry probably disappeared the same way as Paris Hilton’s ‘christmas egg’ last year. Pretty bad when you have to steal all your headline grabbing ideas from Paris Hilton.

  31. #30 The hell you say? She looks fine. Geez.

  32. BaconMessiah

    At least no one stole all het talent

  33. gotmilk?

    she should have known it was a trick right when someone asked for her autograph. let’s be honest, no one knows who this bitch is.

    if you’re carrying around that amount of jewelry, you’re an idiot. i doubt her dumb ass even insured it. she clearly isn’t that intelligent.

  34. That’s the second time a nagger pissed on her………….

  35. .

    italian stallion, you crack me up. dats funny.

  36. MosesGabby

    Serves the bitch right.

  37. ha8ter

    That’s what you get when your brains are all in your giant ass.

  38. mynx

    #32 – fine? in other pictures with glam glam and makeup yes, in these, not (I’m not saying she looks ugly either, but definitely not fine), sorry, she truly needs her makeup.

    If she had such expensive stuff in her bags she should have kept an eye on them all the time.

  39. M’okay, she doesn’t look good without makeup: http://thesuperficial.com/2007/11/27/1127_kim_kardashian_airport_03.jpg

    She REALLY needs her makeup AND her oversized sunglasses to hide her makeupless face.

  40. morons

    She looks fine without makeup. A little pale, yes, but not ugly. I actually prefer her natural look over the crap she buries her face under. Some of you have obviously never seen a good-looking woman w/o makeup on.

  41. …went there indeed!

  42. …went there indeed!

  43. Ript1&0

    Just look at her… there she is, Miss Flawless. <3UKim

    I’m gonna go with “Yes” about her taking pictures of her ass in the shower. Kim can probably afford a waterproof cam and has an easy time of it, unlike me. I’m gonna need someone else to take the photos for me, you know?

    Make fun of my cat though, and this photo shoot is ova dahling. Me hearts the bitty kittens.

  44. Alexandra

    I think it’s a scam too. I’ve only seen “Keeping up with the Kar….” a few times, but it doesn’t seem to me that Kim or her family are really as rich as they want the public to believe.
    I think Kim and her family maybe at one point, had just enough money to hang with the “uppercrust” but not I think that they’re struggling just to maintain.
    Kim had better hurry up and find herself an old sugardaddy.

  45. fcuku

    She is so cool wearing that pair of sunglasses.BTW, have u guys seen her on a millionaire site MeetRich.com? I heard of this around the internet.

  46. Jim

    Her ass is so huge, I wonder how much shit comes out of an ass that huge! Does that ass even fit on the toilet? Maybe that is what it on the ” stolen laptop ” we can only hope, sigh!

  47. Ted from LA

    In answer to your question, I saw Barbaro take a shit in 2005 and he had nothing on her. Secondly, Kim Lardassian had to buy three plane seats for her ass and one for her upper body. Interesting…

  48. radiogirl

    Please refresh my memory – she would have people asking for autographs exactly why?

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