Kim Kardashian gets her booty stolen (Yup, I went there)

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Kim Kardashian had an expensive amount of jewelry and other items stolen from her bag at JFK airport where she was flying from New York to Vegas. TMZ reports:

A source close to Kim tells TMZ that when several Delta employees asked for autographs and photos with her, items were somehow lifted from her bags. The items include $50,000 worth of diamond jewelry, a Cartier watch, and Kim’s laptop and digital camera — contents unknown!
Kim’s reps are looking into the possibility that she was set up by employees working for the airline.

It’s a pretty good chance Kim Kardashian takes pictures of her own ass while she’s in the shower, right? Don’t say “Yes” unless you really mean it. I couldn’t handle the disappointment if her camera turned out to be full of out-of-focus Macy’s Thanksgiving parade photos instead. If she’s too selfish to not photograph her spacious rear, at least have the decency to get a clearer shot of the Garfield balloon. Remember the time he ate lasagna? I peed my pants. Cat’s don’t eat people food!

Photos: Bauer-Griffin