Kim Kardashian made a trip to Mexico with her boyfriend Reggie Bush and her sisters. While there Kim tried to finagle a promotional deal with Ed Hardy. The condition? No more clothes for a certain big-footed herp-ulon. Page Six reports:
She managed to wrangle Ed Hardy clothes and bathing suits for everyone on the trip under one condition. “She called paparazzi and tipped them off and she’ll be wearing Ed Hardy clothes,” said our insider. “But she tried to get them to promise that they wouldn’t give any more clothes to Paris.”
Okay, yeah, that’s some catty shit. But over Ed Hardy clothes? I don’t think depriving Paris of T-shirts with holsters and roses worn by the likes of Hulk Hogan and Tara Reid is going to knock the winds out of her sails. But I’m curious, how the hell did Kim Kardashian fly to Mexico? I thought the Spruce Goose was only a fairy tale for fat kids. You know, because they’d never get to go to Disney Land the porky little urchins. Keep dreaming, kids!
john's girl | April 22, 2008 at 1:26 pm
I didn’t know Ed Hardy made cow-sized dresses…
steve | April 22, 2008 at 1:27 pm
There once was a whore named Kim,
Who let others pee on her on a whim
She said with dismay;
“I shave three times a day
But can’t keep my fat ass trimmed!”
Elliot_Spitz_On_Her | April 22, 2008 at 1:27 pm
He looks like a smaller version of 50 cent. So I guess that makes him about a quarter.
Pat | April 22, 2008 at 1:29 pm
I think it is great that Ed Hardy makes dresses for over sized women. Kim would be a great model wearing the special clothes for big women.
abart | April 22, 2008 at 1:30 pm
Jesus – Reggie Bush is only 6-0. She’s a midget!
Yikes! | April 22, 2008 at 1:31 pm
Yikes!
Kim’s hips are getter bigger which mean her loose cellulite butt is getting bigger!
Yikes!
veggi | April 22, 2008 at 1:31 pm
I think she is so beautiful. I love her and you guys be totally just jealous. She be hot h8ters!!!!!!!!!!!
Grunion | April 22, 2008 at 1:32 pm
I hope Reggie scored cause he sure as fuck doesn’t on the football field anymore.
JJ | April 22, 2008 at 1:33 pm
Kim sure does date ugly men. Since one ugly wanna be thug African American has already used Kim for porn and then dumped her; I suppose she has a soft spot for ugly men.
havoc | April 22, 2008 at 1:34 pm
KIM’S HAWT.
I would rail the shit outta that….
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DD's | April 22, 2008 at 1:35 pm
She wears tranny ass-padded panties.
Rick | April 22, 2008 at 1:36 pm
Kim could give one of her Ed Hardy dresses to Paris, which would be enough material for her to make an entire Ed Hardy wardrobe.
boo | April 22, 2008 at 1:36 pm
God, it just pisses me off when people with money expect to score free stuff because of who they are. Especially when they are nothing but low class, porno making, peed on spawn of a piece of shit lawyer who covered up the evidence of a wife murdering fuck.
What a thug loser | April 22, 2008 at 1:41 pm
What’s wrong with Reggie Bush? The guy is a multimillionaire, yet he dresses like some thug loser from the ‘hood. Kim K is a fat loser, too. Obviously she has serious self-esteem problems, hanging around with black loser boyfriends. What a loser couple.
tickled | April 22, 2008 at 1:43 pm
Kim Kardashian gets fatty is a more apt title.
Ralph | April 22, 2008 at 1:44 pm
It is nice to see a pic of Kim without us having to see her girdle butt or seeing her cover her huge jiggly butt with a wrap.
Govt Cheese | April 22, 2008 at 1:47 pm
@ 14 – Thug Loser: What is your problem? He is wearing a t-shirt, jeans and a baseball cap. Lots of white guys wear that and they are not called losers. Basically if one does not dress like a “white” guy that makes him a thug?
Stupid moron!
Rump Her Steel Skin | April 22, 2008 at 1:50 pm
Hopefully her no green card ass has been deported – maybe there is a god.
Quick, build the fence.
No real loss if Reggie kept his thug ass down there also.
America is a better place with these two lost south of the border…
Pizza | April 22, 2008 at 1:51 pm
#17
Yeah and a lot of white guys want to look like thugs too. This thug style got popular from prison.
LL | April 22, 2008 at 1:51 pm
I love how a portion of our popular culture now revolves around adult women with the maturity of 12-year-old girls. Maybe it’s my age, but I’m beginning to think that making promiscuous women feel too ashamed to show their faces in public is a good thing. At the very least, we wouldn’t have to hear nearly so much about skanks like this bitch, Paris Hilton, Nicole Monkeyface, Britney, etc., much less see them on talk shows bragging about how slutty they are.
topping | April 22, 2008 at 1:59 pm
19 it’s called a wigger.
Ted from LA | April 22, 2008 at 2:00 pm
She got a big ass. Hee hee. Me witty. I creative and impotent on this site.
agree | April 22, 2008 at 2:00 pm
She looks alwasy beautful. It seems she is single now. I saw her profile on a milllionaire dating site ——”W e a l t h yR o m a n c e.c o m****** last week. It is said she is dating a young billionaire on that site now.
Gosh | April 22, 2008 at 2:02 pm
Gosh Kim’s hips are bigger and wider!
I bet Kim went on a shopping spree and bought a surplus of girdles in a bigger size before she went on her trip.
tickled | April 22, 2008 at 2:03 pm
@22
Let me try!!!
Nice $5 gas station hat ya whore!!
Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!! Mesa so smart too!!!!!
Carolyn | April 22, 2008 at 2:11 pm
Kim makes me feel good about myself because I am fat like Kim. I wear girdles too to make my loose butt look perky. Everytime I see Kim I think of R. Crumb because he was obsessed with fat big butt women and he is my favorite.
Jade | April 22, 2008 at 2:13 pm
I keep seeing Kim on this site..
Who the hell is she and why is she famous???
joyboy | April 22, 2008 at 2:13 pm
I hate Reggie Bush.
Al Goldstein | April 22, 2008 at 2:18 pm
If Kim got pregnant, Reggie would dodge child support payments the same way he dodges hits on the field.
RJ | April 22, 2008 at 2:20 pm
#27
Kim made bad porn flick with a wanna be thug.
Her father is famous for helping OJ get off for murder.
Kim wears a girdle to make her huge butt look perky, but it also makes her big butt look unnatural.
Kim has to cover her huge loose cellulite butt when wearing a swim suit.
Kim has no talent and spends her days eating, fussing with herself, shopping, and attending parties.
Auntie Kryst | April 22, 2008 at 2:21 pm
I’m going to skip calling Keem a dirty thieving gypsy skank.. Instead I’ll ask if those fucking wicker cowboy hats are new to the douchefucker uniform?
Jade | April 22, 2008 at 2:28 pm
#30
So what you’re saying is Kim is a giant ass.. right?
Lipper | April 22, 2008 at 2:28 pm
I want to spend my days fussing with myself, shopping and attending parties.
… mmm to dream!
Spazz | April 22, 2008 at 2:32 pm
#13 wins, brilliant.
Humanitarian | April 22, 2008 at 2:33 pm
33–How sad and lazy.
There are so many interesting things to learn about and many things to do that keep a person fit and healthy.
There are so many needy people that need help.
tickled | April 22, 2008 at 2:34 pm
OH come on Auntie!!
Keem is a dirty thieving gypsy skank.
It needs to be said.
Kardashian Pee Target | April 22, 2008 at 2:41 pm
This fat Arabic KummDumpster loves the chocolate pipe I guess.
My dog has less fur than her.
Bubble Butt | April 22, 2008 at 2:41 pm
32
Correction, Kim has a giant LOOSE ass. Her ass is nothing without her girdle. If Kim had a big tight bubble butt then I would be impressed. She would still be fat, but I would be impressed.
EuroNeckPain | April 22, 2008 at 2:41 pm
I never heard of Reggie Bush; is he related to the current president ?
Conceived in a local brothel visited after some right-wing zero-tolerance patriotic speech ?
Wil | April 22, 2008 at 2:43 pm
#37
Kim likes the chocolate pipe as well as plenty of chocolate from the looks of her huge hips! She is only 5’3″ and must look like a wide load in person!
Still a loser thug | April 22, 2008 at 2:44 pm
#17 — Wow! Reggie’s wearing his best white t-shirt! What a class act. And his baggy, low-slung jeans look smashing too. Effing loser. And white guys who dress like this are double losers — first for dressing like morons, and second for taking style tips from black thugs.
annoyed. | April 22, 2008 at 2:45 pm
I feel like the comments about Kim’s huge ass are getting, to say the least, a little tired.
And honestly, while Kim is admittedly not skinny, she is not a “fat porker” as you all keep saying. Rosie O’Donnell is fat. Oprah is (on again off again) fat. Kim is not fat.
dude | April 22, 2008 at 2:51 pm
I feel like the comments about how Kim isn’t fat but rosie o’Donnell is are getting a little tired. And stupid. And pointless.
jane | April 22, 2008 at 2:52 pm
@ 14 I love how whites what everyone to dress and act white. you’re a f—ing c u n t. he has a white t-shirt on and jeans. how does that make him a thug or a loser? and people wonder why people hate whites **eyes**.
jane | April 22, 2008 at 2:52 pm
@ 14 I love how whites what everyone to dress and act white. you’re a f—ing c u n t. he has a white t-shirt on and jeans. how does that make him a thug or a loser? and people wonder why people hate whites **eyes**.
Annaki | April 22, 2008 at 3:00 pm
Hey! New Kim Kardashian Sex Tape!!! Really worth seeing!
http://yetmorefun.net/mov.php?v=Kim_Kardashian_Sex_Tape
Kismet | April 22, 2008 at 3:15 pm
@45
Because a white t-shirt with low baggy pants was originated by punks and thugs.
JohnnE | April 22, 2008 at 3:15 pm
How is the fuck is Reggie dressing like a thug?? He is fucking gorgeous and so is she, even if she is vacuous and talentless.
Oveta | April 22, 2008 at 3:23 pm
nobody hates white folk
Fitted Pants for Me | April 22, 2008 at 3:26 pm
48
I bet you are sensitive to the comment because you wear white t-shirts with baggy low pants; just like the thugs!