Kim Kardashian for no reason

July 12th, 2007 // 165 Comments
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Here’s Kim Kardashian at the Mercedes Benz Fashion Week Show in Miami. There’s only one website where having a giant ass qualifies as news and you’re looking at it, baby. Although I’m not sure if that’s a good or bad thing. I guess I could put up something about President Bush. Or maybe a picture of a baby panda? I’m open to suggestions, since this is pretty much all I got. Well that, and fists registered by the government as lethal killing machines.

Photos: Splash

  1. Rita

    first

  2. Fifth Stooge

    The Superficial is all but done.

  3. amy

    I want to pop that huge zit on her forehead..

  4. Jimbo

    First!!! In da butt! What what in the butt? What what in the butt??????????

  5. Jewel

    fifth

  6. America is shit. America is full of fat worthless fucks. Like Kim.

  7. lambman

    yawn

  8. Are all Americans such fatties as Kim Kardashian?

    You all look like Michael Moore. Only you have the brain size of your retarded president.

    Stupid people elect a stupid president.

    Americans are ugly inside and out. They’re not half as civilised as Europe.

  9. Tessa

    Who the hell is that chick?

  10. Obviously my opinion differs from that of most of you here, because I fucking love this chick and her fat ass. I say post her 20 times a day.

    Her ass is more poignant than the Bible.

  11. buds

    hey thatcher, go fuck yourself.

  12. Texas Tranny

    Lovely dress, so pretty and feminine. I sure hope her lingerie matches. Yummy.

    Hi to all my friends here at the Fish.

    Kisses. Tee hee

  13. mrs.t

    Wow. She loves her giant ass. After seeing her sexy over-shoulder above her bulbous boot I am finally willing to believe that she really did has Ass Implants installed.

    I’m also willing to believe that The Fish Doode has officially run out of Funny. 86 the Funny-we are OUT!

  14. is she a laaaarge girl big around the hips rrrroomy

    “There’s only one website where having a giant ass qualifies as news and you’re looking at it, baby.”

    That’s not true:

    http://www.mandymoore.com/

  15. Chauncey Gardner

    Is she half-spider? Would that account for the size of her ass? In any event, I bet her crotch looks like a fucking tarantula.

  16. terryfunku

    Hey Thatcher,
    When your father’s done pulling out of you try to say something intelligent. Okay? Thanks.

  17. 11 – I’m pretty sure that guy is not a Euro. He’s just trying to get people to tell him to fuck himself.

    Having “fun” with Internet anonymity is so 1998 …

  18. Victor

    Oh yeah Yummy………Fuckin find more and more stories about her….wait fuck the stories, pos t more pictures. Makes me happy….you know happy down below my waist. Fuckin hot ass chick, nice ass, legs, tits. What more could you want.

    As for Thatcher, if you call this fat, you are fuckin retarded. This girl has meat and is hot as fuck, who the fuck likes skinny, boney women. Might as fuckin well look at a skeleton, women with meat are fuckin GREAT!!!

  19. veggi

    The baby panda at least would be a better conversationalist.

  20. I Love the Taste of Anal Whiteheads in the Morning

    That forehead predicts a very pimply butt…

  21. mrs.t

    For the love of Kardashian’s Giant Ass- please DO NOT FEED THE TROLLS.

    Ignore.
    Ignore.
    Ignore.

    @15-yes, she mates and she kills.

  22. sexii

    goddd shes sooooooooooo hott, i wish i had her body n lips

  23. maeby

    Im surprised shes not constantly falling over backwards

  24. news from thacherville

    “LONDON, England (Reuters) — British authorities issued an alert on Thursday after a batch of contaminated counterfeit versions of GlaxoSmithKline Plc’s Sensodyne toothpaste was found.

    The discovery follows a series of similar fake toothpaste scares around the world.

    As in previous cases, the British discovery involved toxic levels of the chemical diethylene glycol, the Medicines and Healthcare products Regulatory Agency said.”

    For some reason, I think it’ll be far less deadly in England…

  25. Absolutely Gorgeous!

  26. Jesse Jackson

    I can’t tell from these pictures – was she successful in attracting another monkey to hump at this event?

  27. Victor

    Ohhhhhhhhh man…….Rachel #25 you are absolutely gorgeous……we need to talk sometime.

  28. Yo Mama

    Why is this chick famous again? If having a huge ass is the only pre-requisite, then all of my girlfriends throughout high school and college would be raking in the dough on the Surreal Life/Celebrity Fit Club circuit.

    Don’t get me wrong – she’s admittedly hot. But knowing what I know about NON-FAMOUS hot girls and the accompanying attitude, I can’t imagine a swift kick to the balls with the business end of a golf cleat hurting as much as five minutes of conversation with this pile of worthless.

  29. dr phil

    Weird – I read somewhere that urine cures acne. Urban legend, I guess.

  30. bernie

    i was so still hit that even though she has received golden showers…..right in the butt

  31. Lance Ito

    She’s famous for helping her dad to dispose of bloody clothing. In case her intentions weren’t clear enough, she bought the Bunifa Lutifa Shaniqua model of butt implants so that more chimps would want to pee on her.

  32. Mr. Black

    Fucking disgusting bitch. I’d like to send her to England and have her stuff Thatcher with a gag ball and then sit on his face.

    The brothas can have her!

  33. mafme

    She’s gonna be totally funny looking when she’s 40… asses don’t tend to shrink over time :D

  34. miss oblivious

    “Kim Kardashian for no reason”…my sentiments exactly. Thats the caption that should be above her picture; anytime, anyplace, anywhere. Kim Kardashian is basically useless. And she thinks she the next rising star;pshha.

  35. Kamiki

    That big (an undoubtedly fake implant) ass certainly makes her legs look very short. I mean why is she famous? for being peed on? What’s her talent? Being peed on and getting ass implants?! Sad fuck world we live in.

  36. Sydney Bristol

    She’s got varicose veins on her right bewbie and her legs. Her eyebrows are almost connected. Her arms are getting flabby. Time for more surgery!

  37. chimpy

    Mind u she’s got massive tits too. She’s also cute. I fuk her real good.

  38. Rich

    I know it is slow but if you are gonna show stuff about this girl why not get a film clip where we see Kim’s naked butt farting out sounds that say “I Luv YOU Superficial”. Then I would be impressed.

  39. iron

    First off id like to say that she’s hot as hell! i love this girl! I mean, yes her ass is super bubbly, but since when is that a bad thing! In my opinion a girls butt can be as big as possible as long as her stomach is flat. Give me curvy, you guys can keep the super skinny chicks.

  40. Jimbo

    i like ur ass Bern. how bout it?

  41. whackjob

    This girl puts the ass in Kardassian. Hope she enjoys looking at herself now because this is the best she’ll ever be. The remaining years will witness the saggy, hairy, uni-browed chick in there bustin out. Livin la vida fat ass.

  42. That’s a hell of a butt.

  43. havoc

    HOT AS HELL…

    God, the things I would do to her.

  44. flavio

    how about another link to her sex tape? none of them seem to work anymore, wahahaha

  45. theredsnapper

    I live right across the street from where this was at.. This “Fashion Show” was in a freekin’ tent, yes a tent, inbetween one piece of crap hotel and one nice hotel in 105 degree weather.. And it was smack dab in the middle of my parking area.. fuck them i had to walk four blocks because of this crapshit..

    who is this kim person anyways? my ass is just as big as hers.. and i have a fire box.. damn hookers.

  46. sapphire

    If I had a FAT ass like that I wouldn’t wear a form-fitting dress like that. DUH.

  47. ihavealife

    A person has to be a complete ASS-HOLE with a Sad Life to sit by a computer all day waiting for a new posting just to write FIRST. Get a life you ASS-HOLES

  48. Anonymous 1981

    Hey Thatcher, in case you missed it, Bush stole the election, he didn’t win, and anyways the popular vote doesn’t even count! And everyone hates him except extreme right-wingers who can’t see the forest through the trees. Please don’t judge our whole nation on that nitwit.

    Kim’s a pretty girl (and not fat!), but she should have gone into modeling or something. I just can’t get the image of a golden shower out of my head. She’ll always be the girl who liked to get peed on, eww. But then again, she doesn’t really DO ANYTHING, so how can she be known for anything else? There’s just something about her that smacks of desperation and effort. Plus, she’s friends with Le Herp, so her score’s like zero.

  49. Peshe

    hate this bitch….who the fuck is she besides a wanna be porn star??????

  50. Penis Mightier

    That ass with those skinny little legs looks extremely silly. What a dumb bitch.

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