Kim Kardashian finally gets it

April 6th, 2010 // 97 Comments

Because obviously she reads this site, Kim Kardashian flaunted her bulbous ass all over New York City today finally acknowledging why the hell anyone even cares about her. Okay that mostly has to do with the sex tape, but it’s really hard to reenact one of those every time the paparazzi shows up. Not that I’m not trying. Is that a flash bulb? *drops pants* KIM! KIM! Wait up!

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  1. peanut

    yeah…just get naked already, you slut!

  2. oof
    Kim Kardashian get off perfectly, but some, got the weight

  3. really,
    oof
    Kim Kardashian get off perfectly, but some, got the weight

  4. Randal

    Kim blooms like a fresh spring lilac tree, seen here wearing a lovely green dress that compliments her gifted curves. This darling even takes time from her busy schedule to sign autographs for her fans. It’s hard to find that kind of class in today’s celebrity.

    Randal

  5. Kangaroo

    She needs to do a 2girls1cup.

  6. Kangaroo

    Looks like Randal & I said basically the same thing.

  7. ahha

    In pic 2, the girl in the jeans behind Kim has got a nice ass. Giving Kim’s some competition.

  8. TSHAFF

    LMFAO @Kangaroo and @Randal

  9. Taz

    That guy in the grey shirt is taking a good picture

  10. bitch

    I’d kill myself if my ass was that fat..that is disgusting…

  11. tony

    Sorry there is a difference between a nice ass and a fat ass. Kim Kardashain has a fat ass and it’s not attractive. Her ass is out of proportion with the rest of her body.

  12. gem

    The guy who is asking for an autogragh is the kind of guy that wants to bone her.

  13. Haywood Jablowme

    Thing is, she is 5′fuckall and so even though it looks big, it is just disproportionate. It would fit well on a regular-sized girl. In other words, Kim makes for some fine spinner fuckmeat.

  14. T

    She is short making her butt look even bigger, she is kinda dumpy looking
    her booty is going to be down to the groud by the time she’s 40.

  15. crat

    Who cares if her booty is to the ground at 40? There’s no good looking woman older than 35.

  16. Rasputins Liver

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    Meh.

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    The gal who fries up the chicken and jo-jos in the deli at my local Safeway is way hotter looking than this fame-whore slut. AND…has a better, normal sized ass!

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    Pork Butt KardASShian is merely a freakish attention slut.

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    Leave her, Misha Barton, tat Precious chick and all the fat black and white welfare bitches to the black guys who seem to have some sort country-ghetto Oedipal fetish for fat lard assed females. For some sick reason they seem to find fat asses a turn on.

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  17. Courtyardpigeon

    What in the fuck would you want an autograph from her for?

    WHAT DOES SHE DO???????????/

  18. T

    “WHO CARES”?

    She cares.

  19. Sport

    Talentless media whore.

  20. SGT

    What on her is real? Her tits are fake, her hair is fake, her face is fake.
    her ass is probably fake too. She already looks way older than her age due to all the plastic surgery she has had on her face. She looks like her mom now.
    Kortney is better looking than Kim.

  21. Nancy White

    Why dont y’al shut up
    she is skinny, there is no fat on her at all. she is no more than a size 2, and is very pretty, u haters r just jaloius.

  22. Richardd

    Unless the ass pic we recently saw was an ingenious photoshop, that has to be padding. Her butt looks nowhere near that big in her bikini.

  23. e

    sorry but that ass is weird looking.
    at least half silicone.

  24. Pia

    @24- You’re right, we’re all just “jaloius”. I guess we’ll all shut up now, because your genius comment is just too hard to argue with. Go back to school, retard.

    And seriously, this bitch’s ass is huge. I used to think she was positively gorgeous, but the more I see her and know about her, the more I dislike her.

  25. Q

    WOW, WHAT’S UP WITH HER FACE? IT LOOKS LIKE IT DOESNT MOVE. I GUESS THAT’S WHY SHE’S NOW NICKNAMES PLASTIC FACE.

  26. Cindy Loo-Hoo

    While I have nothing against a nice big ass, her’s just looks ridiculous… completely disproportionate to her body. It looks padded.

  27. Vince Lombardi

    Last time I saw an ass like that, it was on Earl Campbell and it was running over people.

  28. kk

    seriously, that ass is not attractive. it look wierd and…just yuck.

  29. master

    NOTHING MORE THAN A WHORE

  30. hughely

    4 –

    Class ? She has class ???

    No way. The attention whore is famous for being famous, particularly because a black guy peed on her in a porno.

    That’s not class.

    Neither is building a business around your cellulite or family antics.

    And her dad hosted the murderer (O.J. Simpson) in his house after the crime.

    Disgusting family. really.

  31. CLOSET

    fake, talentless and slutty. typical kardashian.

  32. Spud

    Would somebody please explain to me what “meh” means. I see it all over these posts and I’d love to know what the idiot who writes it means. Perhaps its the sound the writer makes when he/she is clapping the back of his/her hands together in excitement when its feeding time at the asylum.

  33. Jammy

    @23 agreed she’s starting to look like an old persian lady

  34. crat

    Spud,

    “Meh” is the noise that someone afflicted with ennui makes. However, the truly afflicted would never bother to type it out, so I’m guessing it represents the zenith of some “readers” (read “viewers”) linguistic skills.

  35. sushi

    She has got to stop fucking with her face. She was a beautiful girl who has now had so much surgery she’s looking like Cher.

  36. love

    she is such a nasty skank.

  37. abby

    Randal is the best.

  38. crat

    T,

    She’ll never make it to 40. All she has are her looks. I see an overdose in her future.

  39. Alana

    this girls ass is so fake.

    I love how beautiful she is.. dont get me wrong. but her ass looks RIDICULOUS.

    take those god damn butt pad underwear or whatever it is she is wearing..looks whore*endous.

  40. I want some of that sweet Armenian ass.

  41. Aurealous

    Another shot of the most gorgeous ass in the galaxy!!!!!!!!

  42. rebxxxa

    what the fuck? her face is all screwy. how much plastic surgery has she gotten in the past few months.. looks completely different.. a lot more like her mom

  43. Chris Crocker

    How fucking dare anyone out there make fun of Kim after all she has been through.!

    She lost her dignity, she broke up with Reggie. She had a fuckin sex tape.

    Her boyfriend turned out to be on a Superbowl winning team and realized he could do better. All you people care about is….. readers and making money off of her.

    SHE’S A HUMAN! What you don’t realize is that Kim is making you all this money and all you do is write a bunch of crap about her.

    She hasn’t performed in porn in years. All you people want is MORE! MORE-MORE, MORE: MORE!.

    LEAVE HER ALONE! You are lucky she even showed her ass at all for you BASTARDS!
    LEAVE KIM ALONE!…..Please. I MEAN IT!

    Anyone that has a problem with her you deal with me, because she is not fat!

  44. TKrieble

    Nice how in the first pic, the guy getting the autograph looks like he is taking a picture of her boobs! Real sneaky, autograph guy!

  45. nar

    i kow about puerto rican girls who has better ass than this weird one.

  46. stemsmatta

    DAY-UM !
    WHAT’S GONNA HAPPEN IF SHE TAKE OFF THEM SHOES ?
    WILL THE AZZ HIT THE FLOOR ????
    if legs ain’t important just put 2 wheels on that thang & roll it around ….

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