When Heidi Montag received the offer to do Playboy, you’d figure she’d take it up with a moral authority like, oh I dunno, that Jesus fellow she always talks about. Instead she called Kim Kardashian which is close. But not really. MTV News reports:
“Actually, I was in Mexico and I got a call from Heidi saying, ‘Call me right now,’ ” Kardashian told MTV News on Tuesday (June 16). “So I called her and she had said to me, ‘What do you think? What’s your opinion on if I were to do Playboy?’”
Kardashian told her to “go for it.”
“I think that now’s the time,” she said. “I think it’s a very classy magazine. It’s artsy. I talked her through the whole process and helped her make up her mind.”
What exactly is “the whole process” that needed talking through? Take off your clothes and smile for the camera? Pretty self-explanatory. Granted, we’re talking about Heidi Montag here, but I’m sure there was a stun gun handy whenever she confused “act sexy” with “put on a gay porno and leave the room” like she’s trained to do at home.
2for 2true | June 17, 2009 at 4:08 pm
Yeah ho, you go!
spencer (not that one, teehee!) | June 17, 2009 at 4:14 pm
When faced with life’s tough decisions, you should always consult an ass ..assistant, I mean.
Hef | June 17, 2009 at 4:16 pm
Perhaps you should have advised her to remove her clothes for a Playboy shoot. Only thing worth viewing is her bod. Cover up the horse face!
franchises | June 17, 2009 at 4:21 pm
lol @ cover up the horse face. That’s bad!
Giggles | June 17, 2009 at 4:28 pm
It doesn’t take much to be a “celebrity” these days. Apparently any dickwad can be one.
Randal | June 17, 2009 at 4:38 pm
I think Heidi is a special energy force whose pretty features will shine for all to see from Playboy.
I’ve assured Heidi that Spencer will not be lonely while she is gone. I’ll happily lie spread eagled on a bed to take all his manly urgings while she’s gone.
Randal
loved` | June 17, 2009 at 4:43 pm
umm superficial ur late. i heard the news like 2-3 days age…
loved` | June 17, 2009 at 4:43 pm
umm superficial ur late. i heard the news like 2-3 days age…
whattheshit | June 17, 2009 at 4:45 pm
How about a Kim Kardashian Playboy spread. Or Hustler maybe? Either is fine with me.
loved` | June 17, 2009 at 4:45 pm
i diidnt no kim spoke to losers!
dethbyrd | June 17, 2009 at 5:02 pm
wow that last one is actually an awesome picture of her. hmmmm
Venom | June 17, 2009 at 5:07 pm
Thank you Kim.
Much appreciated.
Breakup Makeup | June 17, 2009 at 5:10 pm
CLASSY?? Oh kim… Both of them need to go on http://www.BreakupMakeup.com
Come-Honor-Face | June 17, 2009 at 5:46 pm
when the fuck on earth will the sunglasses-that-cover 2/3′rds -of your face be ousted as a fashion statement….that shit is gong on 4years now…..
anyone who wears them are complete jag offs
abby | June 17, 2009 at 5:50 pm
Kathy Griffin was on Larry King last night talking about the 2 f’idiots . They were on the night before last….
FredC | June 17, 2009 at 6:13 pm
Heidi, Why the long face?
someone | June 17, 2009 at 6:33 pm
Why does Kim insist on wear this dress style? Her boobs are huge and this style only makes her look fatter than she is.
The Rake | June 17, 2009 at 7:02 pm
I talked her through “the whole process”…Strip, Pose, send to get airbrushed. Done. Kim suggested she go and see Ray-J if she needs a career boost.
The Rake
http://thefilmnest.com
Reggie Bush can do Better | June 17, 2009 at 9:38 pm
Wow! Kim and Heidi together? Not exactly Hawking vs. Einstein….
Pretty pathetic when you take career advice from someone whos main claim to fame is geting railed on film….
captain america | June 18, 2009 at 3:40 am
They simply can’t hide it any longer.
AMERICAN GIRLS ARE GETTING MORE HORNY, folks!!
Kelsey | June 18, 2009 at 4:11 am
“it’s artsy”
HAHA
Jamie's Uterus | June 18, 2009 at 6:40 am
Did she also advise her to become a human urinal and fuck/suck big black dicks on camera, release it to the media, then lie about it?
Dread not | June 18, 2009 at 9:18 am
Superficial: When Heidi Montag received the offer to do Playboy, you’d figure she’d take it up with a moral authority like, oh I dunno, that Jesus fellow she always talks about.
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Dn: Hey, did Jesus ask Heidi when he became a cross dresser?
Badabump-crash!
But seriously, Kim Krashthatassin says Playboy is “artsy” and “classy”. Two things that Kim knows a lot about. Well, any advice Kim can give someone on “art” and “class”, is advice worth taking. Just look how she stopped giving the paps the “ass shot”. Now, that’s classy. Kim has moved beyond gratuitous acts of attention whoring. It almost makes you forget about all the class and art in that sex vid she did with, Ray-J? Nothing says class, like mugging for the camera while a dong is splicing your mouth, just so you can “keep up with the Jonses”, or “Hiltonses”, Paris, specifically, who had her own sex tape “leaked” onto the internet. Wait, “Keeping Up With the Jonses? Why does that sound disturbingly appropriate? Hell, must be Kim’s ass making me all dizzy again. She still has that ass, right?
heather | June 18, 2009 at 9:57 am
I am so sick of hearing about heidi and spencer!!!! They are both so stupid and annoying.
heather | June 18, 2009 at 9:57 am
I am so sick of hearing about heidi and spencer!!!! They are both so stupid and annoying.
Galtacticus | June 18, 2009 at 10:50 am
Haven’t seen this one for awhile,what simply means she has been posted too many before.Is it just me or did she gain some weight?
Darth | June 18, 2009 at 10:58 am
Greek goddess? Which Macedonia are her anchestors from? The Macedonia which is a region in Greece or the country Macedonia in the Balkan?
Rhialto | June 18, 2009 at 11:07 am
Does she like Halva? Yes? Then she must be from the republic of Macedonia!
Nero | June 18, 2009 at 11:14 am
Does she have Armenian blood as well?? Am i the only one here who is full-blooded?!
Kratos | June 18, 2009 at 5:53 pm
@6 – your existence as a human being is repulsive. Please kill yourself soon.
samburinya | June 20, 2009 at 11:11 am
esta niña solo esta guapa en bikini,
AMO | June 21, 2009 at 10:48 pm
I don’t know where to begin on this one; so I’m just going to focus on one thing. Heidi is always touting how religious she is, but then can justify posing for Playboy? Explanation please.
Anzelm | December 28, 2009 at 3:24 am
That should be good to see…. thanks for the article.. by Anz with water filters