When Heidi Montag received the offer to do Playboy, you’d figure she’d take it up with a moral authority like, oh I dunno, that Jesus fellow she always talks about. Instead she called Kim Kardashian which is close. But not really. MTV News reports:
“Actually, I was in Mexico and I got a call from Heidi saying, ‘Call me right now,’ ” Kardashian told MTV News on Tuesday (June 16). “So I called her and she had said to me, ‘What do you think? What’s your opinion on if I were to do Playboy?’”
Kardashian told her to “go for it.”
“I think that now’s the time,” she said. “I think it’s a very classy magazine. It’s artsy. I talked her through the whole process and helped her make up her mind.”
What exactly is “the whole process” that needed talking through? Take off your clothes and smile for the camera? Pretty self-explanatory. Granted, we’re talking about Heidi Montag here, but I’m sure there was a stun gun handy whenever she confused “act sexy” with “put on a gay porno and leave the room” like she’s trained to do at home.
Yeah ho, you go!
When faced with life’s tough decisions, you should always consult an ass ..assistant, I mean.
Perhaps you should have advised her to remove her clothes for a Playboy shoot. Only thing worth viewing is her bod. Cover up the horse face!
lol @ cover up the horse face. That’s bad!
It doesn’t take much to be a “celebrity” these days. Apparently any dickwad can be one.
I think Heidi is a special energy force whose pretty features will shine for all to see from Playboy.
I’ve assured Heidi that Spencer will not be lonely while she is gone. I’ll happily lie spread eagled on a bed to take all his manly urgings while she’s gone.
Randal
umm superficial ur late. i heard the news like 2-3 days age…
umm superficial ur late. i heard the news like 2-3 days age…
How about a Kim Kardashian Playboy spread. Or Hustler maybe? Either is fine with me.
i diidnt no kim spoke to losers!
wow that last one is actually an awesome picture of her. hmmmm
Thank you Kim.
Much appreciated.
CLASSY?? Oh kim… Both of them need to go on http://www.BreakupMakeup.com
when the fuck on earth will the sunglasses-that-cover 2/3′rds -of your face be ousted as a fashion statement….that shit is gong on 4years now…..
anyone who wears them are complete jag offs
Kathy Griffin was on Larry King last night talking about the 2 f’idiots . They were on the night before last….
Heidi, Why the long face?
Why does Kim insist on wear this dress style? Her boobs are huge and this style only makes her look fatter than she is.
I talked her through “the whole process”…Strip, Pose, send to get airbrushed. Done. Kim suggested she go and see Ray-J if she needs a career boost.
The Rake
http://thefilmnest.com
Wow! Kim and Heidi together? Not exactly Hawking vs. Einstein….
Pretty pathetic when you take career advice from someone whos main claim to fame is geting railed on film….
They simply can’t hide it any longer.
AMERICAN GIRLS ARE GETTING MORE HORNY, folks!!
“it’s artsy”
HAHA
Did she also advise her to become a human urinal and fuck/suck big black dicks on camera, release it to the media, then lie about it?
Superficial: When Heidi Montag received the offer to do Playboy, you’d figure she’d take it up with a moral authority like, oh I dunno, that Jesus fellow she always talks about.
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Dn: Hey, did Jesus ask Heidi when he became a cross dresser?
Badabump-crash!
But seriously, Kim Krashthatassin says Playboy is “artsy” and “classy”. Two things that Kim knows a lot about. Well, any advice Kim can give someone on “art” and “class”, is advice worth taking. Just look how she stopped giving the paps the “ass shot”. Now, that’s classy. Kim has moved beyond gratuitous acts of attention whoring. It almost makes you forget about all the class and art in that sex vid she did with, Ray-J? Nothing says class, like mugging for the camera while a dong is splicing your mouth, just so you can “keep up with the Jonses”, or “Hiltonses”, Paris, specifically, who had her own sex tape “leaked” onto the internet. Wait, “Keeping Up With the Jonses? Why does that sound disturbingly appropriate? Hell, must be Kim’s ass making me all dizzy again. She still has that ass, right?
I am so sick of hearing about heidi and spencer!!!! They are both so stupid and annoying.
I am so sick of hearing about heidi and spencer!!!! They are both so stupid and annoying.
Haven’t seen this one for awhile,what simply means she has been posted too many before.Is it just me or did she gain some weight?
Greek goddess? Which Macedonia are her anchestors from? The Macedonia which is a region in Greece or the country Macedonia in the Balkan?
Does she like Halva? Yes? Then she must be from the republic of Macedonia!
Does she have Armenian blood as well?? Am i the only one here who is full-blooded?!
@6 – your existence as a human being is repulsive. Please kill yourself soon.
esta niña solo esta guapa en bikini,
I don’t know where to begin on this one; so I’m just going to focus on one thing. Heidi is always touting how religious she is, but then can justify posing for Playboy? Explanation please.
That should be good to see…. thanks for the article.. by Anz with water filters