Kim Kardashian doesn’t mention Paris Hilton in her blog! OMG!

February 18th, 2009 // 146 Comments

You’d think sitting next to her arch-nemesis would be a blog-worthy event for Kim Kardashian. Not so much. In her latest post detailing Monday’s Tracy Reese fashion show, Kim includes pics of herself sitting next to Paris Hilton but goes the entire lengthy entry without even acknowledging the awkward reunion. Oh snap!

Because you know Paris has been scrolling through her Blackberry wondering “When? Oh, God, when will Kim Kardashian write about me?” And the sad part is, I’m not even being facetious.

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  1. Ryan the Canadian

    She looks well made up and healthy. I am not sure I want to defecate on her chest like some of you but I would snap on a durex and administer a terse rogering. Maybe smoke an MCD after with a little single malt……listen to some Jon Hopkins….look for another durex to show her (again), how insignificant my manhood is (it may be short, but it sure is skinny!!).

  2. Pogo

    I want to squat down over her while she’s lying on the ground and let loose; let fresh mildewy, chunky diarrhea leak out my asshole and run into her nostrils and open mouth. Then I want to rub my penis all over her face, diagonally. Then I want to tickle her eyeballs with my glossy pubes.

  3. Pogo

    I want to squat over her face with her on the floor, and let loose; let that mildewy, chunky diarrhea splosh down and run into her nostrils, into her open mouth. Then I want to rub my penis over her face, diagonally. Then I want to tickle her eyeballs with my glossy pubes. Then I want to sprinkle parmesean cheese over her cunt and suck that shit off.

  4. I want to squat over her face with her on the floor, and let loose; let that mildewy, chunky diarrhea splosh down and run into her nostrils, into her open mouth. Then I want to rub my penis over her face, diagonally. Then I want to tickle her eyeballs with my glossy pubes. Then I want to sprinkle parmesean cheese over her cunt and suck that shit off.

  5. francesca

    kim is a pretty girl

  6. Eye Wonder

    @ 98 u piece of shit. I never stated that I was pretty. Everybody tells me that I’m hot. I was making a point that she does look like me but HER ACTIONS make me feel shameful to look like her. I think she’s pretty, but once again, HER ACTIONS are another story. I’m used to jealousy, so ur actions are nothing new. I’m used to jealous hags like you. Go fuck off, u fat piece of shit. Fat loser.

    You must be those idiots that don’t comprehend anything and just read the main words a person writes and claim you understand, then you start barking like a dirty dog while you still don’t get the fucking point! My god, you’re a stupid bitch. Do yourself a favor and die, you insecure, stupid cunt!
    Hehehehehe ;)

  7. #106 – You are poster #856455763 to lie about her height, weight, and hotness. I bet your fingers look like Italian sausages and your keyboard is custom made so each key has the surface area of a slice of cheese.

    By the way, I look exactly like Brad Pitt… when I’m wearing a fucking Brad Pitt mask… douche.

  8. FACE

    I just jizzed in my pants. Happens anytime I look at Kim for more than 2 mintues. I dream of her farting in my mouth while I rim her hole one day.

  9. ha ha

    Oh please “the superficial” is owned by “celebuzz” which also own’s kim’s site ! This story is pointless. Kim and paris and all those talentless folks have to stir up rumours about themselves just so the gossip blogs will still talk about them. Sorry being pretty is not enough to make someone a star…they have to have some talent atleast. Kim is the queen of pr stunts, everything she does is a calculated move. Plus by the way she has 2 stylists and a bunch of professional make-up artists glam her up before she gets her pic taken anywhere. Most of you ladies (i said most) would look great with professional help too. Kim said on her blog she doesn’t even know how to curl her own hair ! Makes me wonder what she is actually good at !

  10. Ray Jay

    Can I geez on you sexy numba 106

  11. Eye Wonder

    @110 hehehe, ewww no, but I get the joke pervert ;)

    @107 you’re obviously a fat, dirty hag or some perverted loser who thinks every skinny chick is a slut. I’m proudly a 100 lbs and I find it funny that you’re interferring my arguement with some dough boy chick named jenjen or whatever. Fat ugly people like you must have this thing where they unite and trash people in better positions. You’re just giving me a big head. Go fuck urself literally. Its the only thing that will accept you, loser. Mind ur own business. I never insulted first. I just finish what you try to start.
    You stupid fat piece of lard….
    Hehehehehe ;)

  12. #111 – I never called you a slut. I assume you’re so fat, you have your own gravitational pull. I bet food literally flies right at you. And the reason you have a big head? Overeating. Is your name Kelli? Are you Krazy and Hott?

  13. kitty

    @109
    Is that true? No wonder. Kim seems that stupid. She can’t even curl her own hair? Oh well, don’t care. Why are people making a big deal about a girl who is a generic toilet? This site used to be fun, but I think Fish is a new writer. Too pansy for my taste who just waste time on people like kim.

  14. Eye Wonder

    @112 u make me laugh in pity. Stop saying things that relate to you. Its not the 90′s anymore with those gay cheesy jokes. You’re making me feel like a baby again with ur lines- its like calling a white person a nigger- no relation to the arguement, just spitting out anything that comes to mind. Actually let me get serious with you. I’m not fat and never was. In reality, I find it gross that someone would lie about their description with exaggeration. I never lied about anything. People say I look like kim, but the skinnier, better version. My whole damn point was that if she was really famous and had TALENT THEN, I would take it with pride, but no, she is famous for letting a guy urinate on her. Once again read and comprehend before you bark. Seriously.

  15. #114 – I think the voices in your head argue a whole lot…

  16. Eye Wonder

    @115 did u get that line off a hot topic sticker? Awww, you’re hardcore. Your words are too common. You lack orignality. Hehehehe, you’re a loser. I’m willingly to stop responding back, but you keep barking like a dog for more. You must be on your rag to show that much jealously. I doubt you’re a guy, b/c men move on and don’t really give a fuck. I guarantee ur a fat slob that tries to bring down skinny people’s confidence like me- u just make us more happy. I’m sick of idiots like you. I will bring it up again, read before u ramble nonsense. Her reputation is something that I’m not fond of. Go finger urself- u obviously need to release some bitterness and anger out…. hehehehehe ;)

  17. #116 – It’s clear you have an acne problem. Fat people usually do.

  18. Bed monsters

    #20 We’re still here too. See you tonight.

  19. make me wonder

    eye wonder – you’re either really an arrogant, narcissistic little slut or some fat slob masquerading as one.

  20. Eye Wonder

    @117 how the fuck does that come in? My face is extremely clear and I weigh about 100 lbs. I can say shit about you that relates to the arguement. Acne and fatness? Please stop looking in the mirror. Please, no is here to hold your fat ass. Haven’t fingered yourself yet? Hahahaha, you must of looked into the mirror-you fat piece of lard.
    Hehehehehe, stop it you’re making me laugh …hehehehehe ; )

  21. #120 – Obviously you haven’t seen your shoes in years, and you arms are too short to scratch the vaginal itch.

  22. Eye Wonder

    @121
    Ewww, stop describing yourself doing amature porn. No one wants to hear that, porkie.
    I’m younger than u think. Seriously, where do pick up these lines? Stop watching 90′s re-run sitcoms so much and go work out. I hate fat people like you and ewwww, I don’t masturbate, b/c I have a guy that I deeply love, to fuck me.

    Stop describing your sloppy, fat self. No one cares. I just said that I don’t agree with her actions and that’s why I don’t like to be called the better version of kim.

  23. dan

    To 122 you’re fucking awesome! :)

  24. #122 – I thought you fat people were supposed to be jolly… How do you cows bathe? Hose?

  25. Eye Wonder

    @124 what the hell?Are you Bob Saget in hiding? Hehehehehe, your comebacks are ridiculous and extremely stupid! ;p where are you from? I’m highly curious on that,
    b/c you lack any intelligence. You seem a little sheltered where you haven’t seen a city for awhile. It must suck watching dumb, 90′s sitcoms while your body collects more fat. You really remind me of the 90′s where people “try” to be funny. You’re not even witty or funny to make up for your stupidity. Please leave out the first time you got laid by hillbilly farmer John, you sick cow. No one cares.
    We all know you fat porkies don’t even bathe….hehehehe, sheesh, I’m going to your level, b/c I doubt you can keep up to mine. Face it you hate skinny people like me, you bitter loser. I really have nothing against you, but you keep barking like a dog. Once again, I just finish what you try to start.
    Heheheheehe ;)

    And @123 thank you:) You can comprehend this whole arguement . Kim’s reputation isn’t the best. I’m trying to stay on topic, but fat losers like richport ghost want to attack skinny people.

    Back @ 124 maybe a paper brown bag might help your amature porn business of you the cow and farmer john? eh no?
    Hehehehehe, you fat cunt ;)

  26. francesca

    lolololol at rich port ghost and eye wonder

    very very entertaining

  27. Balack Obamma the Socialist Pig

    If Paris were a nigger she would get a mention..

  28. francesca

    lol these purely ignorant people, yes you know who you are, you guys are are a virus on this website. honestly to think we exist on the same planet is incredible with some of head-shaking-mind-numbing-blinding-stupidity. but that’s the power of a computer screen it gives bravery and unrestricted freedom.

  29. milkshake betta dan urs

    This site is gay now. Did they change the writer of this site?

  30. elle

    Does anyone else notice that she is looking more and more PLASTIC everyday???

  31. elle

    Does anyone else notice that she is looking more and more PLASTIC everyday???

  32. elle

    Does anyone else notice that she is looking more and more PLASTIC everyday???

  33. Exterminator

    Possibly the worst human being of all time… (With certain exceptions)

    http://www.thehollywoodgossip.com/stars/paris-hilton.html

  34. #125 – Do you seriously have no idea that you’re being played repeatedly? I’m surprised your PC hasn’t jumped up and slapped you for being so damn clueless.

  35. Not Impressed

    All I want to know is why are people wasting so much valuable time spewing hate on someone they don’t care about? Why waste your energy? If you don’t like someone (to say the least) why waste your time giving them any attention?

    I will just say, I was in the same room as Kim and the other girls and Kim was very nice and respectable. It’s sad how people are so quick to judge others because they’re not happy with their own lives. Focus on your life. Make the changes you need to be happy and you won’t give a shit about anyone else.

    It’s real easy to act tough and hide behind a computer screen in the sanctity of your own home with a made up moniker and type disgusting things about people that you wouldn’t have the courage to say to them in person.

    And people wonder why the world in the state it’s in now… So sad.

  36. BB

    ugh she gets more and more plastic looking. i don’t find her attractive at all.

  37. jessica

    kim is starting to look more like her mom…

  38. Eye Wonder

    @134 Is that your comeback? Omg… Hehehehe, I was reading another story on this site and someone else called you a loser who collects social security checks- I couldn’t stop laughing and then I realized how much you rant off your stupid remarks on this site. I barely come on here, b/c I work & have a beautiful life- while you peck away your puggy little fingers hating “The Better,” (which is basically everyone). You’re pathetic for always being on this site, nonstop at random hours, you fat ugly loser.
    Damn you keep digging a hole for yourself, you fat cunt-
    you social security nut, while taxpayers like me, pay for your nasty fat self to live….hehehehehehe this is funny ;)

  39. F± not F-

    I don’t like this site anymore

  40. Daniel

    @135
    Hey “Not Impressed”
    no one is impressed w/ the shit u just said. Shut the fuck up and stop wasting ur time here. Don’t like it on this site? Then get the hell out of here! Stop wasting ur time preaching ur bullshit.
    I doubt u met that chunky ugly clown armenian. U just said that so we can be “impressed” with ur words and say, ” hey since he met that fat ugly monkey then we should all listen and respect.”
    You’re gay. You made it sound like we should bow down to u. This is a chick who let a dirty nigger pee on her. Loser!

  41. BRANDON M. WITTE

    PARIS HILTON IS CURRENTLY EVADING FEDERAL PROSECUTION FOR HEINOUS FEDERAL CRIMES COMMITED AGAINST MYSELF AND BRITNEY SPEARS. PARIS HILTON’S CRIMINAL FATHER RICK HILTON EVEN GOT INVOVLED IN THE FEDERAL CRIMES IN MAY 2008 WHEN HE BRIBED SOMEONE AT THE ASSOCIATED PRESS TO BLOCK PARIS HILTON’S “SAVING THE DRUNK ELEPHANTS IN INDIA” STORY IN A DIRECT AND BLATANT ATTEMPT TO TRY AND SHIELD PARIS HILTON FROM FEDERAL PROSECUTION.

    ALSO, THE WEB SITES PARIS HITLON ASKMEN.COM AND NICKY HILTON ASKMEN.COM CONTAIN ALLEGATIONS OF HEINOUS FEDERAL CRIME ON BOTH THE PARTS OF MS. HILTON AND MR. HILTON MADE BY ME GOING BACK TO MAY 2008.

    SINCERELY, BRANDON M. WITTE

    ARLINGTON, TEXAS

    AGE: 32

  42. BRANDON M. WITTE

    PARIS HILTON IS CURRENTLY EVADING FEDERAL PROSECUTION AS IS HER CRIMINAL FATHER RICK HILTON FOR HEINOUS FEDERAL CRIMES COMMITTED AGAINST MYSELF.

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  43. vernishawade

    i love this pic shes soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo famouse and cute like me

  44. Chris

    Kim isnt fat. She just has a really really really huge ass. Same gene pool as J Lo. Nothing wrong with that. Its not a crime. However if the media is going to go off and blather about this amazing gorgeous woman. Then they are going to have to hear about how it is impossible to see a picture of her and not notice that rhino attached to her legs. FYI Khloe is not pretty. Sorry, dont know why you are even on the news missy, what exactly is it you do?

  45. I was on the same compartment as Kim and the other girls and Kim was very nice and respectable. It's sad how people are so quick to judge others because they are not satisfied with their own lives.

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