Kim Kardashian: ‘Does this make my butt look big?’

Holy crap, another Kim Kardashian post! It’s like I made you guys a Kim sandwich with a Heidi Montag center. For you calorie-counters out there, that’s the nutritional equivalent of eating an actual Barbie doll surrounded by two Christmas hams. So, basically, YAY! No carbs!

NOTE: I’m starting to detect a trend in the latest batch of Kim Kardashian photos. She always seems to have some form of female Sasquatch in her entourage. I can’t seem to put my finger on why- oh, Jeez, I just poked Kim’s ass. But, wait a minute, I don’t live in California…