Holy crap, another Kim Kardashian post! It’s like I made you guys a Kim sandwich with a Heidi Montag center. For you calorie-counters out there, that’s the nutritional equivalent of eating an actual Barbie doll surrounded by two Christmas hams. So, basically, YAY! No carbs!
NOTE: I’m starting to detect a trend in the latest batch of Kim Kardashian photos. She always seems to have some form of female Sasquatch in her entourage. I can’t seem to put my finger on why- oh, Jeez, I just poked Kim’s ass. But, wait a minute, I don’t live in California…
Photos: www.pacificcoastnewsonline.com
nikkk | April 15, 2008 at 5:26 pm
FIRST. HOt ass
Stoney | April 15, 2008 at 5:27 pm
nICE
Miranda | April 15, 2008 at 5:27 pm
Ok, maybe her ass IS getting a bit too big. I mean, earlier photos of her show a really nice, hot, voluptuous ass… something rare in Hollywood. But has she gained weight in the past few weeks? I actually think her legs are pretty hot, though.
nikkk | April 15, 2008 at 5:28 pm
Also, everything makes her ass look big. That’s why she should just stop wearing clothes.
Miranda | April 15, 2008 at 5:29 pm
But her ass looks good in the blue dress pic where she’s reaching for something… actually I love the dress! I think she could emphasize the good aspects of her body in the right clothes. She’s just making bad choices!
Does anyone know the size range between her ass, Shakira’s, and Jennifer Lopez’s?
deere | April 15, 2008 at 5:31 pm
Kimmy! U hot piece of asssssssss!
Middle Eastern Ox/Cow, whatever | April 15, 2008 at 5:31 pm
Seems funny this pig is considered beautiful even though she is an idiot and Heidi Montag is not. I wonder what our author’s ethnicity might be? Let’s see…focus on the entertainment industry…hmmm. Vulgarities directed at Christ…hmmm. Let’s see. Ahhhhhhhhh!
Chumpleteer | April 15, 2008 at 5:32 pm
I was going to say her small, Alien like head makes her whole fucking body look big.
It is like “Attack of the 50′ Woman”, but with an illegal immigrant…..
Jesus, I like asses, and that bitch has all the ass 3 guys would ever need.
Can you say J-Blow?
Either that, or when you tell her to haul ass it takes 2 loads……….
danni | April 15, 2008 at 5:32 pm
YAWN. Enough about her already. Is it a talent these days to have a big ass? Give me a break.
lllsk | April 15, 2008 at 5:32 pm
Problem with this chick is that she’s too damn short. She’s only 5′ 2″, which is pretty much bordering on midget. Add the big fat ass to that, and you’ve got a hobbity little troll in the making.
Chumpleteer | April 15, 2008 at 5:35 pm
@10-
No shit, we call that “The Average American Female” nowadays…….
havoc | April 15, 2008 at 5:35 pm
Oh, Fuck Yes……
Thank you…..
.
Quinn | April 15, 2008 at 5:35 pm
Nice legs! She’s smokin’
Kim, if your reading, just do 30 mintues of cardio daily and you’ll be A OK
Pete | April 15, 2008 at 5:41 pm
“She always seems to have some form of female Sasquatch in her entourage.”
She talked about that on her reality show. She said it was her “Take a Female Superficial Commenter Shopping With You” program.
Gia | April 15, 2008 at 5:42 pm
The colorful dress is perfect for Kim when she does not feel like wearing her girdle because it is an A-Line style and A-Line styles are great for females with big hips and big butts because it fits loose around the hips/butt.
Kim has the other option of pushing herself away from the plate and losing weight!
Poor Kim is getting fatter; the black dress says my butt is huge!
Josh | April 15, 2008 at 5:45 pm
The side profile of Kim in the black dress; it looks like she is starting to get a gut!
And her butt looks bigger!
Guy who likes girls | April 15, 2008 at 5:47 pm
Yeah, guys hate it when girls have pretty faces, big tits, and big butts.
Randal | April 15, 2008 at 5:48 pm
Welcome back Kim, it’s great to see you looking as fine as you always do. I’m so loving the blue dress, as it gives off a feeling of pure serenity which you carry with you no matter where you go.
Kim’s got a great personality to go with her style and perfectly healthy body.
Randal
Doc | April 15, 2008 at 5:49 pm
#13
You forgot to mention that Kim needs to quit eating 3,000 calories a day too!
me not you | April 15, 2008 at 5:49 pm
All of you posting comments about a woman’s weight – you are so laughable. It’s pretty textbook that anyone who does that is unsatisfied with themselves.
That being said, Kim K is a very beautiful woman with a beautiful body and for that, I say she is a fine example of womanhood. However, she seems to be an awful person on the inside, what with the entitlement, the sex tape, the credit card stealing from Brandy’s mother, the only being known for her boobs and ass instead of her mind. It would be nice if just once one of these women proved that you can be beautiful inside as well as out, but that won’t happen anytime soon.
And third, someone please put Paris Hilton in a wheelchair, a la Larry Flynt, ok? We’ll see if she shuts her mouth then.
anDrew in lalalalala | April 15, 2008 at 5:50 pm
KIM SANDWICH WITH HEIDI IN THE CENTER… we should clone kim and get them back to back and let little heidi eat both those fat asses… baby put me down for a tape.
Job | April 15, 2008 at 5:51 pm
#18
In your dreams lol!
I saw her reality show and she is a big bitch according to her family.
Mark | April 15, 2008 at 5:51 pm
#17 – it’s pretty clear that the women commenters here are 1 for 3 on your list.
Max Power | April 15, 2008 at 5:53 pm
I’m really beginning to think there’s some trickery going on with her ass because, if you notice in her bikini pics, it’s always concealed. She’s always wearing something around it and you never, ever see it in a swimsuit. The only time you see it is under clothing where she can potentially hide some sort padding, etc.
Sambo the Ass Pirate | April 15, 2008 at 5:53 pm
i think that ass-shelf is the perfect location for building the Clinton presidential library.
Matt | April 15, 2008 at 5:55 pm
Who gives a fuck if she’s “an awful person on the inside”? I’m a man, I only care about the outside, and “on the outside” she makes me hard and I want to fuck her NOW. Anything else is irrelevant.
Cherry | April 15, 2008 at 5:56 pm
She has such a pretty face. that black dress looks awful on her though.
Auntie Kryst | April 15, 2008 at 5:56 pm
The goat shepherdess again? For fuck’s sake Fish, enough with this vapid whore.. Did this gypsy cunt give you the evil eye one day and the only way to remove the curse is to write about her 5 times a day? Christ my f’n computer reeks of tabouli.
Stan | April 15, 2008 at 5:57 pm
#24
lol!
This is why everyone says it is obvious that Kim wears an industrial girdle with butt pads because her butt looks unnatural lol!
notice the trend here... | April 15, 2008 at 5:59 pm
I wouldn’t fuck Heidi.
I wouldn’t fuck Kim.
I wouldn’t fuck {a girl}.
Quinn | April 15, 2008 at 6:00 pm
An ass that size HAS to have some cellulite, so that’s what she’s covering up.
Who cares a bout a little dimple here and there. A skinny flat ass with cellulite, now that’s unattractive.
Tofu | April 15, 2008 at 6:00 pm
#20
Pamela Anderson has big boobs and a shapely butt (unlike Kim’s huge behind lol!)
Pamela Anderson does great work for PETA and this is why I will never ever make a negative comment about Pamela.
Pamela even participated in a Roast on her behalf and had Comedy Central give money to PETA for her appearance.
Jack L. | April 15, 2008 at 6:01 pm
#31
A shapely tight ass; now that’s attractive!
Kim’s huge wide jiggly ass; major ugly!
Sambo the Ass Pirate | April 15, 2008 at 6:01 pm
28. agreed. i would make a motion that a celeb should actually have to do something to warrant a post on here. We’d never hear from Gypsy LardAss again.
Sambo the Ass Pirate | April 15, 2008 at 6:05 pm
30. notice the trend here… – April 15, 2008 5:59 PM
I wouldn’t fuck the vapid blond silicon stuffed cunt.
I wouldn’t fuck the vapid gypsy lard assed cunt.
I wouldn’t fuck …
yes there is a trend. If i wanted to fuck a vapid cunt, i’d buy a love doll. way less maintenance, everything else is the same.
Randal | April 15, 2008 at 6:07 pm
Not true.
Kim actually has done many things to warrent a post on my fine celebrity web sites as well as entertainment TV shows.
She has given to the needy and poor on many occasions as well as started up her own clothing line which is doing very well (much better than say, Posh Spice). With Britney coming to the clothing scene, Kim will certainly have to step up the designs to be able to compete with the Queen of Pop.
Just some good information to know about Kim, for anyone else who’s interested.
Randal
Reyes | April 15, 2008 at 6:07 pm
Damn she let herself go! That bitch is fat as hell, and she ain’t even spit out one mexican yet!
Sweet Petite | April 15, 2008 at 6:08 pm
I am a female.
I am happy with my fit body, looks, and my career.
I make fun of Kim because she has no redeeming qualities; therefore, I pick on her negative attributes which is her huge butt and big thighs and the fact that she has to wear a girdle with butt pads or she has to cover her huge butt with a sarong when wearing a swim suit.
I never make fun of Pamela Anderson because she does great work for PETA.
Jonatha | April 15, 2008 at 6:11 pm
36-Randal:
I saw on Kim’s reality show where her sisters were mad at Kim because she is never at the store working.
Kim is self absorbed, worhtless, and lazy!
You and Kim are both big jokes!
boo | April 15, 2008 at 6:12 pm
#& Did you insinuate that Heidi Montag is NOT an idiot?
Also, why is it everytime a KK post comes out, the so called straight guys feel like they have to trash all the women posters on here? Classy.
Donkey Ass | April 15, 2008 at 6:12 pm
I agree with Sweet Petite and want to see photo evidence of her body. :)
Kim is ugly, I’ve never understood any guy that finds her attractive. Her face need to be bagged, her HUGE arse is gross. And she has the intelligence of a rock.
wow | April 15, 2008 at 6:18 pm
God she’s sooooooooooooooooooooooooooo hot man.
Urban Dictionary | April 15, 2008 at 6:19 pm
re: #35 -
“1. ass pirate: one who digs for burried treasure by inserting his penis inside his partners anus and prodding around”
lmao. way to prove #30′s point.
Ed | April 15, 2008 at 6:24 pm
I don’t care what all the Cruises and Travoltas and Wentzes say. Kim’s hot.
Perkins | April 15, 2008 at 6:25 pm
@42
YOu are so right!
Kim is the hottest fat chick on this site!
I like fat chicks cuz a lot of them are desperate!
Sambo the Ass Pirate | April 15, 2008 at 6:25 pm
43 (einstein) it IS possible to have anal sex with women. FYI.
and you’re an idiot.
.. | April 15, 2008 at 6:28 pm
She’s the hottest woman in the world
Bethany | April 15, 2008 at 6:29 pm
#46 lol. That’s what your boyfriend tells you.
Groucho | April 15, 2008 at 6:30 pm
Can someone PLEASE remove that picture of the alien dwarf with the giant head that’s on both sides of the Superfish blog on the main page? It scares the bejesus out of me every time I load the page.
lord, she's seriosuly fucking hot | April 15, 2008 at 6:33 pm
Gosh she’s the #1 most hated by females celebrity and the #1 most wanted by males celebrity. That says something. Yup, it confirms what I already knew, this bitch is the hottest woman in the world.