I was trying to come up with a legitimate reason to post these pictures of Kim Kardashian at T-Mobile’s Sidekick LX Launch event in Los Angeles, but then I remembered what site I’m on. It’d be like Lindsay Lohan trying to justify why she’s reading a coloring book. Upside down. And she still can’t follow the plot. It is what it is.
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havoc | October 18, 2007 at 11:56 am
I’m sorry, but I would bang her like a Salvation Army drum…..
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Lalala | October 18, 2007 at 11:57 am
Does she have a job? A real job?
andreea | October 18, 2007 at 11:57 am
titts titts is all i see…
Texas Tranny | October 18, 2007 at 11:59 am
I love the outfit and everything else.
andreea | October 18, 2007 at 12:00 pm
actually a shame for the german t-com, a company which has fired thousands and thousands of people this year, to do whatever-ist it a kind of advertisement?! with that piece of plastic, who never worked in her life and whose only attributes titts&ass are… puke.
andreea | October 18, 2007 at 12:01 pm
love her make-up and her nose job, but: “money cant buy you love”
Canes | October 18, 2007 at 12:01 pm
I’d give her the Flying Dutchman
HQ Celebrity | October 18, 2007 at 12:02 pm
Actually, I think it would be fair for Vivid to pretty much take all the credit for Kim´s success. However else would we have ever have noticed this amazing meat puppet?
shes hot | October 18, 2007 at 12:03 pm
whatever #5. i think her face is also a winning attribute of hers. beautiful, sexy, and exotic. GORGEOUS!
and whoever challenges this, you can whine until your face is blue… you won’t change my mind that she is one of the most beautiful women i have ever seen.
Buster Hymen | October 18, 2007 at 12:03 pm
Legit reasons to post KK pics are:
1) they’re all or mostly all butt shots;
2) someone is urinating on her.
That’s it. This collection has only one dark fuzzy butt shot, which I suppose also describes what her butt would look like naked. The rest are face-front. I don’t care that she has an attached head, much less a face. Sew her newly implanted tits to her back, then you’ve got a story.
breaking news | October 18, 2007 at 12:05 pm
#9 we wouldn’t care if you died right now. imagine how little we care about changing your mind.
PunkA | October 18, 2007 at 12:05 pm
She is trying to move in on Paris Hilton’s turf of getting paid to do nothing, and because they no talent. Both used sex tapes to get fame. Both have no self esteem. Both are ridiculous.
paper or plastic | October 18, 2007 at 12:07 pm
The real question: When are her Playboy pictures coming out?
Then again, we might not hear from the Fish for a solid week after he gets his copy.
whitey bulger | October 18, 2007 at 12:07 pm
She’s ruined, ever since the sex movie with a colored guy.
P911GT10C | October 18, 2007 at 12:08 pm
#11 i couldn’t have said it better.
LL | October 18, 2007 at 12:09 pm
Sorry, TT, but I have to disagree: her outfit is fugly. But she’s pretty. A skank, but pretty. Her hair looks awesome. Not sure why she has a TV show, it’s obvious that the only reason her mouth should ever be open is to put a dick in it. Some chicks are better seen than heard.
Seacrest out (of the closet)…
buchiach | October 18, 2007 at 12:09 pm
She’s super ugly. Nasty bitch with a slutty ass family.
Giggles | October 18, 2007 at 12:11 pm
Please tell me why she’s newsworthy? Anyone? Anyone?
Sam Hain | October 18, 2007 at 12:11 pm
other than the ugly part #17 i agree with you, but you say that like it’s a bad thing…
veggi | October 18, 2007 at 12:14 pm
HEY! For all you perverts, big sister Kim Kardashian looks on proudly as 10 year old train-wreck-in-the-making lil’ sis works the pole….
http://www.postchronicle.com/news/original/article_212109808.shtml
what a whore. and one in the making.
man with eyes and dick that work | October 18, 2007 at 12:19 pm
ouch #11,
but
I wouldn’t care if you died either, maybe i would welcome your death.
and what is with this ” we ” like you are friends or in a group with people that post comments on this website that you have never met.
you must be really ugly and lonely
how the fuck is she ugly #17?
what planet are you from, I can’t imagine it.
Have you ever looked at people on the subway, on the street, around, etc??
they are all uglier than this, and fatter many of them, if you go buy any rules of facial symmetry or female attractiveness ( smooth skin, straight teeth, full lips, long eyelashes, hourglass shape etc )
what planet are you from really?
she is prettier in the face than nearly all celebrities IMO.
your prob a jealous anorexic who lives in a clinic.
Texas Tranny | October 18, 2007 at 12:19 pm
Damn Veggi…………………….
Jimbo | October 18, 2007 at 12:19 pm
veggi – “all you perverts”? admit it, you were flicking the bean when you watched that clip
man with eyes and dick that work | October 18, 2007 at 12:20 pm
*by
Davis | October 18, 2007 at 12:21 pm
#21…. bump
Mary | October 18, 2007 at 12:21 pm
Who the hell is this person & why are we looking at her? Sick of these talentless bitches (Paris, Nicole, etc anyone) whose parents buy them all the plastic surgery they want & now we’re stuck looking at them. Check out Paris Hilton pre-surgery on awfulplasticsurgery.com. See what she really looks like.
grownup | October 18, 2007 at 12:22 pm
To the teen commenter in #9 & #21:
“whoever challenges this”
“you must be really ugly and lonely”
“your prob a jealous anorexic”
I’m sure there’s something good to watch on Nickelodeon right now.
Candy | October 18, 2007 at 12:23 pm
#17, maybe you like plain janes like Jennifer Aniston… who resembles peppermint patty from charlie brown.
i like more glamouress beautiful girls myself, like Kim.
Geoff | October 18, 2007 at 12:24 pm
I FIGURED OUT WHY SHE’S FAMOUS!!!!!!
Robert Kardashian
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
Robert KardashianRobert Kardashian (February 22, 1944 – September 30, 2003) was an Armenian-American defense lawyer in the trial of O.J. Simpson. In the days following the murder, O.J. Simpson stayed in Kardashian’s house. Kardashian was the man seen carrying Simpson’s garment bag the day Simpson flew back from Chicago. Prosecutors speculated the bag may have contained Simpson’s bloody clothes and or the murder weapon.
When O.J. Simpson failed to turn himself in at 11 a.m. on June 17, 1994, Kardashian, a friend of Simpson, then read a letter by Simpson to the collected media. In the letter Simpson said, “First everyone understand I had nothing to do with Nicole’s murder…. Don’t feel sorry for me. I’ve had a great life.” To many this sounded like a suicide note and the reporters then actively joined the search for Simpson.
Kardashian and Simpson first met while playing tennis in the early 1970s and had become close friends. When Simpson was charged with murder, it had been 20 years since Kardashian was last in a courtroom. Kardashian was a graduate of University of San Diego Law School, and his license to practice law had expired three years before. He reactivated his license to aid in Simpson’s defense, as a volunteer on his legal team. Kardashian sat by Simpson throughout the trial.
Cocaine dealer William Wasz claimed that he sold cocaine to Kardashian, O.J. Simpson and Nicole Simpson, but that Kardashian gave the drugs to clients and didn’t use the drugs himself. Wasz also said that Kardashian and Simpson were involved in money laundering, prostitution, pornography, sports betting, and point shaving. In January 1994, Kardashian hired Wasz to follow Nicole Simpson and take pictures of other men she might be with, to prove her unfaithfulness to O.J. Simpson, said Wasz.
Some time after the trial, Kardashian expressed doubts about O.J. Simpson’s innocence in a way that led to a California bar investigation.[1] Although this strained his relationship with O.J. Simpson at the time, by the time of his death they had “put it aside” and after his death, Simpson said “Bob was there when I needed him most.”[2]
Kardashian died of esophageal cancer on September 30, 2003.
Candy | October 18, 2007 at 12:26 pm
27 – why don’t you go watch friends
Observer | October 18, 2007 at 12:30 pm
number 27. I feel that commenter #21 made valid and intelligent points. telling somone that you have no control over to go watch tv is silly and childish IMO. This is a website were people look at a picture and say someone is ugly, or they are not. just because you disagree with someone doesn’t mean that they are young. most teens are in school right now and prob don’t have access to this website.
gerard Vandenberg | October 18, 2007 at 12:30 pm
That’s the Kim I love, now we’re talking again BABE!!
non-tard | October 18, 2007 at 12:30 pm
Candy you sound very “glamouress” yourself
Observer | October 18, 2007 at 12:31 pm
whats wrong with friends candy?
TS | October 18, 2007 at 12:31 pm
What does Robert Kardashian have to do with this dumb bitch?
I am not sure why, But although this chick is kind of pretty, I can’t stand her. Probably for the same reason I hate Paris Hilton, and every other person who is famous for doing absolutely nothing. They should get mowed down like in the movie Red Dawn. OK that might be a tad drastic…
DUDE | October 18, 2007 at 12:34 pm
DAMN #21. you are good.
#27 just didn’t have a proper reBUTTle.
kim is dum but hot.
DUDE | October 18, 2007 at 12:35 pm
#27, you didn’t quote the good parts of #21. you are prob #11 also aren’t you?
TV Guide | October 18, 2007 at 12:39 pm
People – intelligent people, at least – are always asking why there are so many idiotic reality TV shows, like the one UrineGirl here has. The answer? Mouthbreathers like “Candy” and “DUDE” own TVs and watch them all the time.
Riotboy | October 18, 2007 at 12:40 pm
Kim K. is the BOMB!!!!
/i’d hit that for days
whatever | October 18, 2007 at 12:45 pm
i’d rather watch reality TV than support low life actors.
and there are some really shitty shows that are scripted.
Gossip Girl anyone?
i love new york 2 is hilarious… i recommend it to any anthropology or psych majors.
OTHER DUDE | October 18, 2007 at 12:46 pm
DUDE! I just used your “reBUTTle” line and the whole class like totally cracked up! I’ll post again in a few from the principle’s office.
Candy | October 18, 2007 at 12:47 pm
sorry about the friends comment TV Guide. I could never dumb myself down enough to watch it. Seinfeld was a good show though.
calista flockheart | October 18, 2007 at 12:49 pm
kim kardashian is very ugly. anyone who disagrees is young and breathes through their mouth.
Michelle | October 18, 2007 at 12:55 pm
She’s got a good look for a high-priced escort specializing in black clientele. That’s pretty much what she is, so I’d say she’s making some pretty good choices in how to present herself – subtlety is her enemy with that category of customers.
Candy | October 18, 2007 at 12:57 pm
I love diseases and urine. I love Kim. Stop trying to change my mind. Please fight with me. I’m very lonely.
broomstick | October 18, 2007 at 12:58 pm
i am WAY prettier. anyone that prefers her to me doesn’t have a brain.
i watched six feet under.
Jesus on a Pony | October 18, 2007 at 1:00 pm
ok, I’m taking a dump on my company’s dime, browsing theSF on my iPhone and see KK. I,m gettn wood looking at her and I don’t want my snorkle going in the lake!!! She’s hot enough to get bloodflow during poopsie time, and that says volumes.
uncle tom likes Kim too | October 18, 2007 at 1:00 pm
with a name like Candy, you know shes not lonely.
Gangsta Brotha | October 18, 2007 at 1:02 pm
Where are here damn knees?
ssdd | October 18, 2007 at 1:03 pm
-must be read in monotone-
Yo whatup dis is Kim on muh new tmoBILE Syki yo- gotta get me sum new black man numbas yo so me can swallaa sum new bla dik-cock just like me be liken dat shit. ..black brudder be pissen on me n shit.
clearly, lost my mind,
ssdd