Kim Kardashian defies laws of physics, wears short shorts

August 15th, 2008 // 131 Comments

Before adorning her ass, Kim Kardashian’s shorts once functioned as a table cloth for a family of 12, a hot air balloon cover and an old time revival tent. They would later go on to become the official plaid donor for not only the PGA tour, but the entire country of Scotland. True story.


  1. cranky

    I’d gobble a bucket of shit to lick that bunghole

  2. mouthbreather

  3. cranky

    I’d gobble a bucket of shit to lick that bunghole.

  4. Beastman AIDS

    i hope you get paid well mr fish because holy shit i do poos every time i read your commentary.

  5. Beastman AIDS

    i hope you get paid well mr fish because holy shit i do bum wees every time i read your commentary.

  6. lindasy

    Wow! She is beautiful still gorgeous~~Her profile is still available at model site Richromances.com. Is she still looking? Good luck, Kim!

  7. Elk

    You women are just sad. You know if she was actually fat she wouldn’t have cameras following her around everywhere she goes, and yet you just keep saying it.

    You can make all the comments you want and it’s not going to change the fact that she is craze hot and you’re not. If you were hot I’d be looking at photos of you on here instead reading your lame comments.

  8. mk

    chill pancake butts!

  9. john

    fat whore

  10. ieatfish

    HAHAHA damn fish your commentary made my day.

  11. Let arnold schwarznegger take care of all the bad roads in the L.A.-area.
    Or give everybody a HUMMER!!
    btw: YOUR LEGS ARE WONDERFUL, for now!!

  12. WeedLand

    you have to give Kim some credit.. she got famous on very limited resources.. that is.. ASS

  13. The Laughing G-D

    I love how everyone steps over my comments. The reality is that the people of society C in society A are the products of society A’s treatment of their ancestors. Original blame lies with original sin; the original sin lies with society A.

  14. Kimberly Clark

    #97

    I’ve been with a black guy and his cock was too big and wide. I prefer a nice size cock. The black guy had his ghetto family that I had to deal with so I bailed on him. I would never ever marry a black guy and I’m ashamed to even tell my friends and family I was with a black guy. I married a nice white guy from a good family. Also black guys smell bad when they sweat; especially in the pubic hair.

    Most chicks are not skinny but fat like Kim. Most good looking successful men that are fit want fit females like me. Fat females like you are jealous of us fit females because it takes discipline and work to stay fit and all Kim does is eat a lot of food to maintain her big hips and fat ass. She also has to rely on photoshop or long distant photos to look good in a bikini. And Kim has to rely on girdles to make her loose butt look perky.

    #107
    The paps take pictues of Kim because she tells them where she will be or she goes to where the paps hang out and the paps are desperate for celebrity photos because this is their job so they take pictures of porn stars like Kim. Kim is a porn star and even porn stars get photographed like some of the others porn stars on this site. The paps love it when Kim wears one of her girdles that make her butt look bigger becauase Kim is a big fat joke and we all know it and make fun of her no talent self absorbed lazy boring fat ass.

  15. Jamie's Uterus

    I saw a 38 minute ‘preview’ of her sex tape. I didn’t see the part where he pisses on her, but maybe that is in the full version. Her ass is clearly shown, and its very fat, but not as fat as now.

    Kim acts shy about showing her cooter, but gives in easily. She sure does enjoy performing oral sex. Had to use 2 hands and her ample mouth on that Ray-J.

  16. Sexy Sadie

    #115

    Porn stars are good at what they do and have no shame. Big hips and fat ass Kim will be seen on The E Channel for one of the worst celebritiy moments caught on film count down by showing her porn tape with the self proclaimed fat female loving boyfriend co-porn star Ray J.

  17. Chip

    I like the porn star Jenna better because she actually can be funny and amusing at times unlike fat ass boring self absorbed Kim.

  18. HOTTEST WOMEN EVER…

  19. Josh

    How can some of you idiots think she is ugly and/or fat? She is hot as hell and has nice curves! You people need to get out in the real world because not all women look like runway models, and thank God they don’t.

  20. Reg

    119/120

    You guys are so right on! I love fat bottom girls like Kim and US has plenty of them. Sure fit chicks are hot and more desirable but the US has slim pickings with fit chicks so I have to go for the fat bottom girls because there are plenty of them. These fat bottom girls eat like pigs but will put out so long live the abundance of female pigs and fat bottoms!

  21. FACE

    Only the lamest haters and losers are still screaming abut buttpads (like the punk ass bitch that posted #7). This woman is the hottest piece of ass in Hollywood – hands down. She could take a shit right in my face.

  22. Paty

    I just can´t respect a person that has NO talent and gets all of her fame just because she had a sex tape.
    This country is getting worse by the minute.
    Let´s find someone with brains, shall we?

  23. josh

    so. fucking. fine.

  24. coastalgal77

    I always find it kind of cowardly that people comment on people’s looks without their picture being posted. I think if we could see everyone typing away at their little keyboards,critiquing what I would call basically good looking people (definitely not ugly or even close to being ugly – if you compare them with ALL the people of the world!) we would laugh right off of our chairs! Sooooo…. next time you comment on how ugly someone is…. look in the mirror first. Maybe you are one of the beautiful people…. and then my point is not valid here. But the others who really have no business commenting are the ones who need to go brush their teeth and take a shower! Ha… You know who you are…..

  25. girly rocks

    O.k.. I ran into Reggie Bush at a popular Bev Hills eatery and he is a beautiful black man…whole time trying not to look like a stalker cause I couldn’t stop staring at him for about 30 minutes..I didn’t even notice KK sitting across from him, she didn’t stand out 1 bit…. walking out the Paps were talking about getn the KK shot when it dawned on me that she must have been sitting with Reggie… KK not all that.. the media makes who she is today..

  26. Russell Revel

    Im a male, i would love to meet Kim, Icant give what reggie can but i can show her what he cant, if i could get my 15, it would b wit her,

  27. veggi

    the problem with her is that she aint white. if it aint white it aint right!

  28. Merv

    #126

    Kim made what she is today which is a desperate loose fat ass porn star attention whore always trying to play up to the cameras. Always going where the paps hang out. Wearing girdles that make her butt look bigger and freaky. The paps have a daily picture quota and Kim helps them with their quota.

  29. Peejay Mac

    Kim’s got a big fat butt butt!! She’s asking for trouble wearing tight little shorts that are only going to accentuate it all!

    My little brother’s got a serious obsession with big butts, as he’s always smacking mine – he’d go to town on Kim’s butt – he’d never stop hitting it!!

    He’d call her all the names under the sun like fatty, big butt, fat butt, enormous butt, massive butt and he’d be tugging at her shorts as he was doing it!!

  30. Dura

    First!

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