Kim Kardashian defies laws of physics, wears short shorts

August 15th, 2008 // 131 Comments

Before adorning her ass, Kim Kardashian’s shorts once functioned as a table cloth for a family of 12, a hot air balloon cover and an old time revival tent. They would later go on to become the official plaid donor for not only the PGA tour, but the entire country of Scotland. True story.


  1. Virgodoll

    God she is disgusting, cant imagine anyone finding that sexy

  2. ConspirASSy

    Every photo taken exclusively from the front.

    Shocking.

  3. Ass Man

    Me likey.

  4. P-Mat

    What the hell is she feeding that thing, oh wait…Habaneros grill apparently.

  5. Virgodoll

    Doesn’t it seem that her underpants have been stuffed?

  6. Diana

    Shouldn’t her 15 minutes be up already?

  7. Where's Darkwing Duck?

    Her ass doesn’t seem as huge.

    BUTTPADS!

  8. dennis

    who IS this woman and WHY do you keep putting junk about her on this site?

  9. Deacon Jones

    Not one ass shot, not one. And with all these photogs there too….tsk tsk

  10. disappointed

    My friends and I go on this website everyday but it just seems that the writer is SUPER ignorant when it comes to ethnic women. Its really sad how many of you ascribe to the same. Kim is gorgeous and any one who says otherwise is lying to themselves. Curves on a woman are the utmost feminine trait, but this site continues to insinuate that she is fat and that her assets are fake. Sometimes is was funny, but This site is spiraling into sher LAMENESS. From the posts, it sounds to me like everyone (including the writer) has seen only one body type and any shapes that deviate fromt aht one type are criticized. Lame lame lame lame lame

  11. Vero

    GORDA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  12. Ted from LA

    #10,
    You have friends? That’s rich.

  13. Virgodoll

    #10… Ethnic women??????, dude even an idiot can tell that her underwear has been stuffed, just look carefully at the first photograph, curves on a woman look great, agreed, but wat’s with all this stuffing? its ridiculous that she shud be famouz coz of her butt and even more coz even that’s not real

  14. ramalamadingdong

    She fucked my last boyfriend. Ok, I’m lying, unless my boyfriend is a picture of a naked burly black man.

  15. YoYo

    Hot! What is wrong with that black chic’s face in the third pic?!?

  16. nephandi

    Sure this turkey is obviously stuffed but i’d still enjoy basting her!

  17. Where's Darkwing Duck?

    @ everyone but #10
    Careful you guys, Kim’s here.
    She’ll but on the tight dress butt pad and crush us all.

    Ahem,
    she’s beautiful & not fake at all you guys see how shiny and beautiful her skin & hair are? That’s from Black people urine. No, seriously. Ancient Armenian Secret,

  18. cltsig

    Mudshark.
    Mudshark.
    Mudshark.
    Mudshark.
    Mudshark.
    Mudshark.
    Mudshark.
    Mudshark.
    Mudshark.
    Mudshark.
    Mudshark.
    Mudshark.
    Mudshark.
    Mudshark.

  19. Racer X

    Nice stems.

    /KiKa > all

  20. literarycritic

    @#10: “Curves on a woman are the utmost feminine trait…”

    BZZT! I’m sorry. The correct answer was “What is a vagina?”

    “… but this site continues to insinuate that she is fat and that her assets are fake.”

    She is. They are.

  21. llllllllll

    That is soo not her God given butt. I bet she went to Dr. Fuentes or Dr. Roberts.

  22. JimmyBachaFungool

    Without question she is the hottest woman on the planet. I would love to lick every crevasse of her succulent, delicious body. I’m not a foot guy but I would worship her toes as well.

  23. Deacon Jones

    @15

    Dude, I just snorted coffee out my right nostril.

    She looks like an orangutan in clothes.

  24. Ricio

    She looks like a character from the “Fatasses” skits on the original-cast SNL.

  25. DazZlinG

    Omg I dont care what anyone says I love this woman shes just so gorgeous and doesnt care what you lameasses think! Booyah..props to her. :)
    cheers

  26. johnsonville

    She needs some enema therapy. There must be 20 pounds of fecal matter clogged up in there

  27. Joe C

    Blech!

  28. You want the truth? You want the truth? You can’t handle the truth! The simply fact is Kim is fat/overweight and has a huge butt and hips for her short stature. Most Americans are overweight like Kim and would rather make excuses for being fat instead of doing something about it. Some people find Kim’s fat attractive while others appreciate a female that is fit, exercises regularly, and maintains a healthy fit body and not a fat ass like Kim. Kim got implants to try to improve her pear shaped body and a nose job to improve her looks. Kim got fat because she ate too much and it shows. Here is a picture of Kim before she got fat and another picture shows Kim wearing her signature industrial extra support girdle.

    http://plasticsergeant.com/home/celebrity/surgery/kim-kardashian–butt-implants

  29. AJ

    The picture comment is hillarious!

    “Before adorning her ass, Kim Kardashian’s shorts once functioned as a table cloth for a family of 12, a hot air balloon cover and an old time revival tent.”

    lol!

    It is the typical staged Kim photos where they do not show her big fat wide loose ass. Poor fat no talent self absorbed boring fat ass porn star Kim.

  30. literarycritic

    @#23: HAHAHAHA

    She does!

    The hat-holding-the-wig-down look just adds to the general hilarity of the “ME WANT BANANA” face below it.

  31. Dee

    I have a sneaking suspicion that most of the “men” posting remarks on this site are actually women. Men don’t generally make catty, insulting remarks about female body parts
    Come on jealous bitches fess up already!!

  32. she does look good in these pics.

  33. White man

    Actually white men do make insulting remarks about girls with fat asses. Especially ethnic girls. Most especially, hairy ethnic girls.

  34. hacksaw

    Asstastic

  35. ___

    OK everyone, lets not get crazy here. She is not really a fatass. She may have a fat ass, but she’s not a fatass. She still only has one chin and her upper half looks fine.

    What she is, though, is a uring gargling, mudshark media whore, which automatically dusqualifies her from the “hot” category. Regardless of whether or not you like fat asses. Unless, of course, you are into interracial piss chugging. In which case you should go see a therapist or just kill yourself you fucking freak. (I am talking to you #15 and #22).

  36. steve

    I’d never fuck a girl who fucked a nygger.

  37. Tara

    31, Oh yes men do…particularly when they are ugly, lifeless losers who scream at the world to cover up their hidden depression over the fact that they are so pathetic and could never get a woman who looks 1/100 as good as Kim (and the other women they bitch about).

    Nerds…they are either jacking off to everything in sight or bitching to compensate for their 3 inch lollypops.

    You have to almost feel sorry for them.

  38. Bitter...

    …thy name is Tara, which means “unlucky in love”. Or, “you should really get that thing looked at”. Either way.

  39. Ralph

    #31

    You think females are catty and men are nice he! he!

    We men can get so low down and diry and rude and crude about fat saggy ass Kim. I hate fat bitches that wear girdles to hide the fact that they have a saggy fat ass and eat too much.

  40. Tara

    36, It’s cool…she wouldn’t fuck you either. I’m sure she has standards. They might not be very high but hey, it’s all good because it doesn’t take high standards to exclude a dick like you.

  41. Tara

    I’m good Bitter! But thank you!

  42. Ter

    Fat chicks get hurt when people put down Kim because they see themselves in Kim and fit chicks are relieved that they are not fat like Kim and know how to push themselves away from the plate unlike big hips and fat bottom Kim.

  43. steve

    “It’s cool…she wouldn’t fuck you either. I’m sure she has standards.”

    She only fucks nyggers, so clearly she doesn’t.

  44. 18bmi

    I see no cellulite ridden ass/from behind shots. Clearly she pays the pap to take pictures from certain angles. Because the first shot anyone wants to get is of her dimpled ass and thighs and yet so few ass and back pictures exist. Her picitures are as phoney, posed and “selected” as Spiedi’s.

  45. The Laughing G-D

    Anonymity + audience + racist inclination = most of the ethnic based comments on superfish.

    Fess up, none of you are that mentally impaired enough to actually say any of these comments out load to anyone who might assume you are talking to them. You, you people in your small towns, or middle management corporate offices. You people who are unimportant, you, to whom existence you matter not. Cower behind the safety of the internet; let your true thoughts betray everything you pretend to be. Ultimately it is not your own fault, your sickness is learned, not ingrained. A debt in time has been made by the sins of your fathers and their fathers. When your children’s judgment comes, know that you cannot save them, know that it is not on action, know that it is on intention of thought, know that you didn’t break the cycle, so you too share the blame.

  46. lidiya

    wearing heels to go shopping in the middle of the day is a dumb whore trademark.

  47. Gia

    #45

    I am fit and work out regularly and it shows. Some people at work tend to ask me advice about a healthy lifestyle and I’ve helped many lose weight to their delight. Some people get hurt when the doctor tells them to lose weight. They tell me that they have curves in the right places and I kindly remind them that although some find the fat attractive, your doctor is trying to do you a favor by reminding you to lose weight by eating right and exercising. The bottom line is fat is unhealthy and can lead to health problems. As far as you talking about our children; the US has the highest obesity rate for children. We need to educate our children about eating right and exercising regularly, so they will not be the typical fat American like Kim. Instead of fat people making excuses for fat people; fat people need to start a healthy lifestyle. Good luck with your weight loss program.

  48. ab

    loooong hair and big tits- i’d fuck her!!

    and i’m a chick!!

  49. Mike

    #45 – so you came to this site, looked around, and decided it’s a place for self-righteous judgmental preaching. Your sin is clear in just about every sentence of your comment.

  50. Tara

    Poor Steve…so insecure.

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