Before adorning her ass, Kim Kardashian’s shorts once functioned as a table cloth for a family of 12, a hot air balloon cover and an old time revival tent. They would later go on to become the official plaid donor for not only the PGA tour, but the entire country of Scotland. True story.
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Virgodoll | August 15, 2008 at 10:32 am
God she is disgusting, cant imagine anyone finding that sexy
ConspirASSy | August 15, 2008 at 10:34 am
Every photo taken exclusively from the front.
Shocking.
Ass Man | August 15, 2008 at 10:36 am
Me likey.
P-Mat | August 15, 2008 at 10:37 am
What the hell is she feeding that thing, oh wait…Habaneros grill apparently.
Virgodoll | August 15, 2008 at 10:37 am
Doesn’t it seem that her underpants have been stuffed?
Diana | August 15, 2008 at 10:39 am
Shouldn’t her 15 minutes be up already?
Where's Darkwing Duck? | August 15, 2008 at 10:44 am
Her ass doesn’t seem as huge.
BUTTPADS!
dennis | August 15, 2008 at 10:47 am
who IS this woman and WHY do you keep putting junk about her on this site?
Deacon Jones | August 15, 2008 at 10:48 am
Not one ass shot, not one. And with all these photogs there too….tsk tsk
disappointed | August 15, 2008 at 10:48 am
My friends and I go on this website everyday but it just seems that the writer is SUPER ignorant when it comes to ethnic women. Its really sad how many of you ascribe to the same. Kim is gorgeous and any one who says otherwise is lying to themselves. Curves on a woman are the utmost feminine trait, but this site continues to insinuate that she is fat and that her assets are fake. Sometimes is was funny, but This site is spiraling into sher LAMENESS. From the posts, it sounds to me like everyone (including the writer) has seen only one body type and any shapes that deviate fromt aht one type are criticized. Lame lame lame lame lame
Vero | August 15, 2008 at 10:49 am
GORDA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ted from LA | August 15, 2008 at 10:51 am
#10,
You have friends? That’s rich.
Virgodoll | August 15, 2008 at 10:52 am
#10… Ethnic women??????, dude even an idiot can tell that her underwear has been stuffed, just look carefully at the first photograph, curves on a woman look great, agreed, but wat’s with all this stuffing? its ridiculous that she shud be famouz coz of her butt and even more coz even that’s not real
ramalamadingdong | August 15, 2008 at 10:53 am
She fucked my last boyfriend. Ok, I’m lying, unless my boyfriend is a picture of a naked burly black man.
YoYo | August 15, 2008 at 10:53 am
Hot! What is wrong with that black chic’s face in the third pic?!?
nephandi | August 15, 2008 at 10:55 am
Sure this turkey is obviously stuffed but i’d still enjoy basting her!
Where's Darkwing Duck? | August 15, 2008 at 10:59 am
@ everyone but #10
Careful you guys, Kim’s here.
She’ll but on the tight dress butt pad and crush us all.
Ahem,
she’s beautiful & not fake at all you guys see how shiny and beautiful her skin & hair are? That’s from Black people urine. No, seriously. Ancient Armenian Secret,
cltsig | August 15, 2008 at 11:01 am
Mudshark.
Mudshark.
Mudshark.
Mudshark.
Mudshark.
Mudshark.
Mudshark.
Mudshark.
Mudshark.
Mudshark.
Mudshark.
Mudshark.
Mudshark.
Mudshark.
Racer X | August 15, 2008 at 11:08 am
Nice stems.
/KiKa > all
literarycritic | August 15, 2008 at 11:08 am
@#10: “Curves on a woman are the utmost feminine trait…”
BZZT! I’m sorry. The correct answer was “What is a vagina?”
“… but this site continues to insinuate that she is fat and that her assets are fake.”
She is. They are.
llllllllll | August 15, 2008 at 11:09 am
That is soo not her God given butt. I bet she went to Dr. Fuentes or Dr. Roberts.
JimmyBachaFungool | August 15, 2008 at 11:11 am
Without question she is the hottest woman on the planet. I would love to lick every crevasse of her succulent, delicious body. I’m not a foot guy but I would worship her toes as well.
Deacon Jones | August 15, 2008 at 11:11 am
@15
Dude, I just snorted coffee out my right nostril.
She looks like an orangutan in clothes.
Ricio | August 15, 2008 at 11:13 am
She looks like a character from the “Fatasses” skits on the original-cast SNL.
DazZlinG | August 15, 2008 at 11:14 am
Omg I dont care what anyone says I love this woman shes just so gorgeous and doesnt care what you lameasses think! Booyah..props to her. :)
cheers
johnsonville | August 15, 2008 at 11:14 am
She needs some enema therapy. There must be 20 pounds of fecal matter clogged up in there
Joe C | August 15, 2008 at 11:15 am
Blech!
Winston | August 15, 2008 at 11:17 am
You want the truth? You want the truth? You can’t handle the truth! The simply fact is Kim is fat/overweight and has a huge butt and hips for her short stature. Most Americans are overweight like Kim and would rather make excuses for being fat instead of doing something about it. Some people find Kim’s fat attractive while others appreciate a female that is fit, exercises regularly, and maintains a healthy fit body and not a fat ass like Kim. Kim got implants to try to improve her pear shaped body and a nose job to improve her looks. Kim got fat because she ate too much and it shows. Here is a picture of Kim before she got fat and another picture shows Kim wearing her signature industrial extra support girdle.
http://plasticsergeant.com/home/celebrity/surgery/kim-kardashian–butt-implants
AJ | August 15, 2008 at 11:19 am
The picture comment is hillarious!
“Before adorning her ass, Kim Kardashian’s shorts once functioned as a table cloth for a family of 12, a hot air balloon cover and an old time revival tent.”
lol!
It is the typical staged Kim photos where they do not show her big fat wide loose ass. Poor fat no talent self absorbed boring fat ass porn star Kim.
literarycritic | August 15, 2008 at 11:20 am
@#23: HAHAHAHA
She does!
The hat-holding-the-wig-down look just adds to the general hilarity of the “ME WANT BANANA” face below it.
Dee | August 15, 2008 at 11:22 am
I have a sneaking suspicion that most of the “men” posting remarks on this site are actually women. Men don’t generally make catty, insulting remarks about female body parts
Come on jealous bitches fess up already!!
Sell Porn Make Money | August 15, 2008 at 11:29 am
she does look good in these pics.
White man | August 15, 2008 at 11:30 am
Actually white men do make insulting remarks about girls with fat asses. Especially ethnic girls. Most especially, hairy ethnic girls.
hacksaw | August 15, 2008 at 11:31 am
Asstastic
___ | August 15, 2008 at 11:31 am
OK everyone, lets not get crazy here. She is not really a fatass. She may have a fat ass, but she’s not a fatass. She still only has one chin and her upper half looks fine.
What she is, though, is a uring gargling, mudshark media whore, which automatically dusqualifies her from the “hot” category. Regardless of whether or not you like fat asses. Unless, of course, you are into interracial piss chugging. In which case you should go see a therapist or just kill yourself you fucking freak. (I am talking to you #15 and #22).
steve | August 15, 2008 at 11:35 am
I’d never fuck a girl who fucked a nygger.
Tara | August 15, 2008 at 11:36 am
31, Oh yes men do…particularly when they are ugly, lifeless losers who scream at the world to cover up their hidden depression over the fact that they are so pathetic and could never get a woman who looks 1/100 as good as Kim (and the other women they bitch about).
Nerds…they are either jacking off to everything in sight or bitching to compensate for their 3 inch lollypops.
You have to almost feel sorry for them.
Bitter... | August 15, 2008 at 11:39 am
…thy name is Tara, which means “unlucky in love”. Or, “you should really get that thing looked at”. Either way.
Ralph | August 15, 2008 at 11:42 am
#31
You think females are catty and men are nice he! he!
We men can get so low down and diry and rude and crude about fat saggy ass Kim. I hate fat bitches that wear girdles to hide the fact that they have a saggy fat ass and eat too much.
Tara | August 15, 2008 at 11:42 am
36, It’s cool…she wouldn’t fuck you either. I’m sure she has standards. They might not be very high but hey, it’s all good because it doesn’t take high standards to exclude a dick like you.
Tara | August 15, 2008 at 11:46 am
I’m good Bitter! But thank you!
Ter | August 15, 2008 at 11:49 am
Fat chicks get hurt when people put down Kim because they see themselves in Kim and fit chicks are relieved that they are not fat like Kim and know how to push themselves away from the plate unlike big hips and fat bottom Kim.
steve | August 15, 2008 at 11:59 am
“It’s cool…she wouldn’t fuck you either. I’m sure she has standards.”
She only fucks nyggers, so clearly she doesn’t.
18bmi | August 15, 2008 at 11:59 am
I see no cellulite ridden ass/from behind shots. Clearly she pays the pap to take pictures from certain angles. Because the first shot anyone wants to get is of her dimpled ass and thighs and yet so few ass and back pictures exist. Her picitures are as phoney, posed and “selected” as Spiedi’s.
The Laughing G-D | August 15, 2008 at 12:02 pm
Anonymity + audience + racist inclination = most of the ethnic based comments on superfish.
Fess up, none of you are that mentally impaired enough to actually say any of these comments out load to anyone who might assume you are talking to them. You, you people in your small towns, or middle management corporate offices. You people who are unimportant, you, to whom existence you matter not. Cower behind the safety of the internet; let your true thoughts betray everything you pretend to be. Ultimately it is not your own fault, your sickness is learned, not ingrained. A debt in time has been made by the sins of your fathers and their fathers. When your children’s judgment comes, know that you cannot save them, know that it is not on action, know that it is on intention of thought, know that you didn’t break the cycle, so you too share the blame.
lidiya | August 15, 2008 at 12:09 pm
wearing heels to go shopping in the middle of the day is a dumb whore trademark.
Gia | August 15, 2008 at 12:12 pm
#45
I am fit and work out regularly and it shows. Some people at work tend to ask me advice about a healthy lifestyle and I’ve helped many lose weight to their delight. Some people get hurt when the doctor tells them to lose weight. They tell me that they have curves in the right places and I kindly remind them that although some find the fat attractive, your doctor is trying to do you a favor by reminding you to lose weight by eating right and exercising. The bottom line is fat is unhealthy and can lead to health problems. As far as you talking about our children; the US has the highest obesity rate for children. We need to educate our children about eating right and exercising regularly, so they will not be the typical fat American like Kim. Instead of fat people making excuses for fat people; fat people need to start a healthy lifestyle. Good luck with your weight loss program.
ab | August 15, 2008 at 12:13 pm
loooong hair and big tits- i’d fuck her!!
and i’m a chick!!
Mike | August 15, 2008 at 12:15 pm
#45 – so you came to this site, looked around, and decided it’s a place for self-righteous judgmental preaching. Your sin is clear in just about every sentence of your comment.
Tara | August 15, 2008 at 12:21 pm
Poor Steve…so insecure.