Seen here in, admittedly, the best shape I’ve ever seen her in, Kim Kardashian is the latest celebrity to defend Jessica Simpson whose startling plumpness has become our nation’s greatest crisis. Not counting that war and the stuff with the money. In a move that just sent Jessica teetering off the edge to depression, Kim gave an interview for People which they described as “one curvy girl to another”:
“I actually love the outfit. I think she looks amazing. I love high-waisted jeans, I loved that belt, and her hair looked fabulous.”
Adds Kardashian, who’s attending the Super Bowl this weekend with football player beau Reggie Bush of the New Orleans Saints, “I get that she does look curvier, but to me, there’s nothing wrong it.”
No stranger herself to barbs about her own curvy physique, Kardashian says, “It doesn’t really bother me anymore. I love curves. Being super skinny just isn’t attractive to me. When I saw that picture, I knew everyone was going to say something. And I thought, ‘You know what? Leave Jessica alone!’ She’s fabulous, she’s a really sweet girl, and I admire her for putting up with it.”
PEOPLE EDITOR #1: Quick, who’s a celeb that will basically let us call her fat just by asking her opinion on Jessica Simpson in exchange for free publicity?
EDITOR #2: Kim Kardashian.
EDITOR #1: Oh, good call.
Does anyone really believe these celebs would rather be “curvy” instead of thinner and more toned? I don’t!
Kim, you’re still stupid as shi*.
You are starting to look like a sunken in old bitty. Except for that dumpy girdle diaper butt of yours. YUCK!
Eddie Munster, no one cares what your skank-ass thinks! Go get some more black penis to shove into that mouth of yours to keep you from making political statements.
Diaper-butt beyotch.
Jessica looks fine. What I don’t get about women and weight issues is they are being told they are “fat” by the fashion industry…aka gay males.
That’s funny. What would they know? Straight men like curves.
And the straight guys in L.A. are half a sissy anyway, so ladies, don’t ask their advice either. They spend just as much as you on haircuts and clothes, and cry when they get a pimple.
Ask a red blooded, beer drinking, “hey, this shirt doesn’t smell, I think I’ll wear it today” male what sexy is.
why are her sneakers up on the counter? disgusting.
She pays in singles? Thought this bitch was loaded.
Sure, fatties have got to stick together.
All of the euphemisms, “curvy,” “big,” “heavy,” etc. that these girls employ are truly pathetic. You’re fat, dear. Blubbery. And you’re contemptible. It’s almost funny the way these insecure celebrities fail to realise that all their protestations only call further attention to their weight problems and make them seem even more self-conscious than we already knew they were.
I am surprised Kim did not suggest Jessica wear body shapers and butt girldes like Kim wears to improve her short fat body.
Kim Kardaskank is wearing her butt girdle or else she would have a wide flat square ass. She also wears a body shaper from the bottom of her bra to her waist so her stomach looks flat or else the elastic on her work out pants would show her stomach flab. The reason why I know is because I do the same because I am short and stocky like Kim.
#17
Kim is not thin. She is a thick female that wears body shapers like Spanx, just like Oprah.
Does Kim actually work out or does she just put on her butt girdle and buy items at the gym?
#19
KK got breast implants to improve her pear shaped figure. Jess should have wore a body shaper like Kim to hide her fat. Short chicks like Kim do not look good with big hips and a big butt. Big hips and a big butt belong on average or tall females.
She did a bad job this time covering over the hairy-Armenian look.
All fat chicks like Kim resolve they like their figure because they enjoy eating too much and it shows.
Fat, thin, shes hot. Jessice Simpson however is blah in any state of fat/thiness.
Someone needs to let kim know when she wore her high-wasted jeans she also looked like crap. Kim is another nobody like paris.
Everytime I look at Kim I am relieved that I am not addicted to food or else I would have a short fat body like Kim, but instead I have a sexy small petite shape with 34C breasts! Life is good! You will never catch me with a girdle butt like Kim.
For the last time…
May I PLEASE ejaculate inside your vagina?
I love how Kim is in her work-out clothes, implying that she is actually, you know, “working out,” yet she’s really just gotten a pedicure. Look at her feet.
I love Kim’s body, but don’t pretend you’re working out if you’re not.
Of course she’s going to defend her. C’mon, it’s free publicity!! I really like how the photos are distorted to make her look thinner too.
They are both overweight. They still look better than almost everyone. Come to think of it… I am thin & take care of myself & those bitches look better than me. Keep the insults rolling!!!!
Kim likes jessica’s outfit? LOL yet kim was just offered her own styling show on MTV…wow. Kim wears high waisted jeans ALL the time and they look terrible on her too. Basically every woman looks horrible in high waisted jeans. Kim k. actually thinks people care what she has to say. She’s a ditsy, uneducated, talentless, porn star. Has jessica gained weight? Yes. Does it matter? No. Actually gaining weight helped jessica get back in the news, now she can lose the weight and put out an exercise vid just like kim is doing. Jessica got famous because of her “air headed behavior on her reality show” and for her body. She no longer has the show or the body, so yeah people are going to grab at what they can. And why is her sister ashley or kim coming to jessica’s defence? Kim has had some “same day” procedures and ashley had a nose job, yet both talk about how the media gives women low self-esteem. Ok yeah.
Kim should invest in her own body shaper and butt girdle line, but then she would be admiting that she wears them. I bet she can hardly wait to go home and take off her butt girdle and body shaper and put on some sweats and let all the fat and rolls hang out.
Fat chicks suck is right. I’m sorry, but you don’t go around making people feel good about smoking or about their alcoholism. So why condone being overweight, it is the result of overeating and in many cases a food addiction and a lethargic lifestyle. It’s dangerous and it’s not something to make people feel good about. It doesn’t mean an overweight person is bad it means their behavior is detrimental, unhealthy, life threatening, hurting their friends and family and costly to society.
Why do so few people realize that those who are overweight and refuse to do anything are making us all suffer. The medical system is overloaded with people who are only sick because they treated their bodies like crap. How is that fair to those who are sick through no fault of their own? How many people die because the doctors have their hands full reviving Mr. I had a heart attack for the fifth time because I refuse to loose weight. We pay the taxes and we suffer the consequences. I have seen it myself over and over people who are seriously sick with very complex illnesses through no fault of their own, but who are slim are being put on the back burner or being misdiagnosed because 1. They look healthy so doctors don’t worry and 2. The hospitals are swamped dealing with all the patients who ate their way there. I’ve worked with these people and 9 times out of ten they had all kinds of serious illnesses often cancers that were overlooked because they look healthy, it’s shocking that even doctors are superficial. Think of all the kids who have cancer who are stuck in hospitals right now, so much more money and time could be focused on them if those who had the power to would just take care of themselves and not eat their way into serious illnesses.
The time, science and money that could be spent studying other illnesses and finding cures are spent trying to treat and find cures for obesity related illnesses. Obviously people who are overweight need help, but do any of them ever think about how much they are hurting others, why is it fair for them to not try hard. I know people with cancer and brain tumors who would do anything if they could just eat and exercise their way to good health.
I do understand that people who are overweight are miserable on the inside and berating them only pushes them to seek comfort in food, but so many friends and family members are pathetic enablers and instead of being upfront with their overweight family members they bake them cakes and give them chocolate and candy fro Christmas. Obesity kills. How fucking hard is that to understand? You are not helping those you care about by not being upfront with them. My husband and I are in great shape, but if either one of us lost that we would be up front with it and if one of us refused to work on it the other would have every right to feel disrespected. It is basically like saying I don’t care to make an effort for this relationship. Why so many people let themselves go in relationships and then are surprised when it doesn’t work out or someone cheats is beyond me. I do not remotely condone cheating, but physical attraction is a big part of a relationship and it’s not only about that laziness is unattractive and when someone no longer makes an effort to take care of themselves they are basically saying I AM TAKING YOU FOR GRANTED.
I’m just sick of people ignoring medical science and trying to pass off being overweight as being curvy and womanly of course people come in different shapes and sizes but that truth can only be taken so far. Being overweight is not a shape a size it is not womanhood or curves it’s a fucking medical condition. I’m not telling a smoker that he is really working his yellow teeth, so don’t tell people they are working their extra pounds. Those extra pounds are dangerous. Even being 10 pounds overweight greatly increases your risk of serious diseases. 80% of people have eating disorders and 79% of those are overeating and binge eating. Wake up and smell the obesity epidemic.
Lastly it’s pretty disgusting that all over the world people are dying of starvation in developing countries and in the developed world not only do people live in homes that could fit 20 families and own more shit than a shopping centre but people are literally dying because they are eating too much. If you were to look down on the earth how fucked up and pathetic do human beings look, letting children starve to death while the haves eat their way into an early grave.
How can anyone say Kim looks fat in these pictures? Yeah, I hate her, and I hate REALLY overweight people who try to say that their confident when they’re really just insecure with their bodies, but Kim REALLY does not look fat in these pictures, like, at all. She doesn’t have that Lindsay Lohan body (even though she probably wants it), but that doesn’t mean she’s fat.
How can anyone say Kim looks fat in these pictures? Yeah, I hate her, and I hate REALLY overweight people who try to say that their confident when they’re really just insecure with their bodies, but Kim REALLY does not look fat in these pictures, like, at all. She doesn’t have that Lindsay Lohan body (even though she probably wants it), but that doesn’t mean she’s fat.
Kim Kardashian is NOT FAT. I’ve said it once, I’ll say it again. Stop fucking jumping from one extreme (saying that Jessica Simpson looks HEALTHY) to another (saying Kim Kardashian is fat). Have you seen the girl in a bikini? She is in great shape, very fit and toned. What’s it gonna take for you people to realize that some women are built to have larger butts and boobs than others? If Kardashian loses enough weight for her butt to become the size you would like to see it, the rest of her body will look sickly skinny and bony. This is just what mother-nature has given her. She maintains it very well. So shut up, please.
#77
What is it going to take for fat Americans to quit making excuses for fat celebrities? Enough already. Kim is short and has big hips and a fat butt. Kim relies on body shapers, girdles, and Photoshop. All the pics of Kim in a bikini are when she is standing up. I saw her in a one piece and she had fat rolls while sitting. Enough already. Kim is fat.
I love how they call being fat, ‘curvy’…Look, she put on some pounds and put on a horrible outfit, 1+1=looks fat.
Not surprising that Kim Kardashian thinks pants with high waists look good. I mean, if I liked that “I-just-shit-myself” look, I’d wear them too.
Kim is a hot sexy female. Kim works hard at having sexy fat curves by constantly eating. It takes a lot of work and time to get sexy fat curves like Kim. Fat chicks are easy and this is why I love them.
Wow! I hate KK, but she has a beautiful shaped womanly body! (EXCEPT FOR THAT HUGE FUNKY @SS!)
77
You remind me of the fat mother that says my daughter is not fat; just big boned lol!
I think it may be the other way around #7. Not many celebs care about what we as a people have to say, and they shouldn’t. We’re not paying their bills.
I think it may be the other way around #7. Not many celebs don’t care about what we as a people have to say, and they shouldn’t. We’re not paying their bills. Typo sorry
“Beautiful shaped womanly body” is often used as an optimistic euphemism for “noticeably overweight”.
(I liked #19 comment so I modified it and borrowed it.)
Then you say except for that huge funky ass. You are contradicting yourself.
The bottom line is Kim is a short fat chick and she loves her Spanx body shaper.
It is funny how fat chicks like Kim say they like their body. That is, after they get their nose job, breast implants, cellulite removal, body shapers, girdles, and Photoshop their pictures lol!
All plump girls stick together…at Starbucks and Auntie-Anne’s.
24- you are either a queer or a ugly anorexic. Kim looks like Jessica rabbit and Nicole Richie looks like Gollum.
85= Short and flat chested with concave ass, ugly face, and negative hip to waist ratio.
wth is wrong with you people?
it’s ridiculous that you think you have to be a size 0 not to be considered fat.
i’m a size 6 and i’m not fat at all!
what a bunch of fucking morons.
#90
What is wrong with Americans? Americans are the biggest, largest, fattest people in the world. Fat Americans use the same arguments like it is better than having a 12 year old boy figure. Well I got news for you, Kim is short and fat and it is unhealthy. Fat Americans like you and Kim need to own up to your fatness. Fat people like Kim like to say they are happy being fat but deep down inside, all fat people want to be fit, but do not have the will power. Star Jones acted like she liked being fat, but then she got her stomach stapled, lost weight, and tried to act like she had good will power instead of coming clean with her surgery. Kim wears body shapers and girdles to improve her shape but she does not like to admit it because she wants everyoen to believe she has no fat, but her big wide hips and fat butt tell it all.
#90
Who ever said size 6 was fat you moron. Kim is short and fat and must be a size 14-16. Some people like fat chicks like Kim, but most like fit chicks.
To those you saying that Kim K has a flat tummy…. look closely at the 1st pic. She has 3 shirts on. 1 of those is a spandex body shaper. Also, she must get Lipo- dissolve at least monthly. If you were as rich as kim you could afford to eat fried oreos and pretend to be skinny too.
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#93
Kim is a big short female and she will never be considered skinny. Wearing support clothes that hold her stomach in can’t hold her big wide hips in. Kim is a short chubby female and people look at her pictures to laugh at her big fat false girdle butt!
Man she is really really beautiful I must say . She is having very nice face features and killing smile . I thing she has done plastic surgery on her face and hips. Truly gorgeous I must say.
Kim’s sister Khloe recently admitted the star tends to go from man to man.
She added: “I pray she stays single. Kim goes from one relationship to the next.”