Kim Kardashian defends Jessica Simpson

January 28th, 2009 // 97 Comments

Seen here in, admittedly, the best shape I’ve ever seen her in, Kim Kardashian is the latest celebrity to defend Jessica Simpson whose startling plumpness has become our nation’s greatest crisis. Not counting that war and the stuff with the money. In a move that just sent Jessica teetering off the edge to depression, Kim gave an interview for People which they described as “one curvy girl to another”:

“I actually love the outfit. I think she looks amazing. I love high-waisted jeans, I loved that belt, and her hair looked fabulous.”
Adds Kardashian, who’s attending the Super Bowl this weekend with football player beau Reggie Bush of the New Orleans Saints, “I get that she does look curvier, but to me, there’s nothing wrong it.”
No stranger herself to barbs about her own curvy physique, Kardashian says, “It doesn’t really bother me anymore. I love curves. Being super skinny just isn’t attractive to me. When I saw that picture, I knew everyone was going to say something. And I thought, ‘You know what? Leave Jessica alone!’ She’s fabulous, she’s a really sweet girl, and I admire her for putting up with it.”

PEOPLE EDITOR #1: Quick, who’s a celeb that will basically let us call her fat just by asking her opinion on Jessica Simpson in exchange for free publicity?
EDITOR #2: Kim Kardashian.
EDITOR #1: Oh, good call.

Photos: WENN

  1. penni

    I think your analysis of the editor’s conversation is about 100% correct.

  2. joe shmoe

    i think i love her

  3. benjaminbutton55

    not sure about that???
    Are u tall or a tall admirer? love tall models? tall super sports stars? or hot tall airline hostess?… the list is endless; but no matter what type you are looking for, has it all, and will never disappoint you!!! sometimes, starting a romance could be just a click away!!! Life is full of surprises, right? LOL

  4. Richard McBeef

    If you have a flat ass and tits, the piss just pools up. You need some curves so that piss can run down the body.

  5. X10

    Kim, on the other hand, looks like she’s lost a few pounds.

  6. kk

    A dumbass defending a dumbass.

  7. simplicity

    Nobody cares what you think Kim
    and PLEASE stop posting about this chick

  8. not a fan

    I had to LMFAO at the “i love high-waisted jeans”
    yeah.. ooooooh-fkn-kkkkkkkk

    Jessica looks fat.
    Call it like ya see it.

    So fkn what?
    So she gained weight.
    Move on.
    Next lame ass story please.

    and please who gives a crap what Ms Car-dasboard-whatever thinks?
    No offense. But we don’t. Go away.

    k, thanks, move on Fish.

  9. Drunkman

    “Not counting that war and the stuff with the money.”


  10. Minty

    nice :)

  11. Truth Doctor

    The woman’s ass has its own SATELLITES. In 200 years her corpse will be bones and butt. Seriously, the mere sight of her makes toilets bawl, and we care what she thinks?

  12. tinabeatr

    Jessica isn’t helping the situation by doing stuff like this:

  13. BIGGER is indeed BETTER here!!

  14. sfsbdf

    It doesn’t matter what she says, she’s still a nigger’s urinal.

  15. I like Kim’s Nike Shocks!

  16. Kim K.

    Dear Jessica,

    What all that jibberish meant was: THANK YOU for making me look thin! Well, ok, not-so-fat.



  17. morga

    The difference is that Kim is actually fairly thin (maybe not for celebrities, but her stomach is fairly flat) but giant breasts & hips, whereas Jessica just ate a lot of food.

    A lot.

  18. Zack

    Poor Jessica Simpson. Reminds me of the comic who said he doesn’t pretend to understand what it’s like to be black, since he can’t imagine how depressed he’d feel to find out that the Rev. Al Sharpton has taken up his cause.

  19. Me 2

    I think Kim Kardashian sucks and I wish she would stop being a fake celebrity. It’s annoying. That said, I’ve never understood what people are talking about when they say that she’s fat.

    “Curvy” is often used as an optimistic euphemism for “noticeably overweight”. I hate that. The recent pictures of Jessica Simpson do not say “curvy” to me, they say “out of shape”. Kim Kardashian, on the other hand, IS curvy. The difference is that KK is clearly built to have large breasts and hips; whereas, Jessica is clearly best off with less weight on her frame.

  20. humpinfrog

    Nothing spells “self esteem” like a worthless fat ass, who enjoys the feel of warm piss on their body, defending another worthless fat ass. I’d sign her up as my official spokesperson. Fuck you, Papa Joe, I’ll eat all the fried fritters I want to.

  21. Someone

    It’s retarded how any girl who isn’t rail thin gets lumped into the same “curvy” category. Gossip mags think this includes everyone from Kim Kardashian to Kate Winslet to America Ferrera. The only thing any of these women have in common is that US Weekly’s editors secretly think they should all be thinner but no better than to say it. “Curvy” is the most underhanded compliment of them all, it basically means “we think you’re fat”.

  22. Diane

    “I have no problem with my curves,” says Kim on her way to the gym to to climb the Stairmaster for 2 hours so she can lose more weight.

    Jeez, am I the only one who’s noticed how skinny she is getting?

  23. Max Planck

    Is she letting it grow out now that she is dating Reggie Bush?

  24. Diane

    19, No, Kim is not built to be curvy, she just has body fat that happens to collect around her lower body. She clearly secretly desires to be anorexic like Nicole Richie, but only looks this way because she doesn’t have the self control to stay away from cookies and cakes.

  25. Richard McBeef

    @19 – Stop kidding yourself, fatty

  26. if i may say..

    Kim looks great!
    Jessica.. not so much.
    I agree, it’s horrible to judge somebody so harshly, based on their appearance, but, Jessica chose this life. Remember the “boots” video? Jessica made that a standard for many women, and she let herself go.
    Oh well for her. Let’s move on!

  27. 10pound

    stfu fatty

  28. 10pound

    She looks like a shit I took this morning.

  29. Kim drinks urine

    Either way, fat or not, Kim is a disgusting, desperate, phoney.

  30. Eric Bourland

    I can only commend your correct usage of the possessive “whose”. Woo!

  31. jonny monstikio

    Okay. Great story. Can I pee on her now?

  32. Jade

    So basically..

    Kim saw the pics of Jessica, and Kim thought “omg she looks fat.” And she wants to defend her for being fat, but Kim saw the pic and thought she looked fat.

    So if she thinks Jes looks fat, what is the complaint for calling her fat?

  33. jonny monstikio

    Okay. Can I pee on her now?

  34. Abdo

    Who is Kim Kardashain any way????

  35. gigi

    @4 LMAO

    Yeah, kim, telling her “when i saw that picture, i knew everyone was going to say something” im sure is going to make her feel TONS better…?? why does she feel like she has to put in her 2 cents anyway??

    kim, even if jessica looked like a beached whale, lets compare reasons why you both are famous:

    jessica: for being hot
    kim: for being pissed on

    so kim you should probably put a cock in your mouth and shut up, you dumbass piece of shit whore

  36. fly

    She looks cute….Someone saw her profile with hot & sexy photos on ***wealthy meet up. c om***, a hot hook-up club for celebrities and millionaires. It seems the profile looks sincere and attractive. Is it real!?

  37. TheJoker07

    So hot!

  38. The Smartest Person in the World (formerly Delgo)

    brb I gotta pee.

  39. Of course this fatty defends the growing lard of Jessica. Breast implanted fatsos always stick together. Jessica’s gotten fat because she’s spent the last year guzzling beer with that football meathead. From now on her weight will yo yo like Oprah.

    PS: Da Man will still suck on her titties for breakfast and lunch!

  40. After a close review of these pics I can now see that Kim suffers a bad case of Bert Brow. If she didn’t pluck that shit violently she’d be yelling “meh” to Ernie day and especially night.

    PS: Da Man must urinate all over Kim’s bulging implants!

  41. MoosaAMoose

    She’s only 5’3. She’s not curvy, she’s stacked!

  42. Elk

    The comments on here are just pathetic. It’s just the same crap over and over again.

    Kim didn’t get peed on. There is a video of her out there, but there is no peeing in it. She’s hot and you’re not. Get over it and stop making up BS to make you’re self feel better about it.

  43. Urine Glow

    Please let me ejaculate inside your vagina.

  44. Yes

    I jizzed in my pants.

  45. Ummm...yeah...

    The ONLY reason that whore Kunt K said anything is because that brain dead bitch Jizzica Simpleton was getting all the attention.
    STFU Kunt K…noone gives a fuck what you say anyway.
    Elk…if you don’t like this site go the fuck somewhere else and STFU too.

  46. haha

    She looks like Eddie Munster.

  47. moi

    Wow! Kim is not fat, and I pretty much hate everyone who has posted above me. Bunch of apes…

  48. Mikley

    Why would someone listen to a no talent (except cheap porn)bimbo like Kim???

  49. Ted Tedlinson

    The woman behind the plants in pic #4 can’t resist checking out the trunk.

  50. Pat

    Great. Now I wish I didn’t have apple juice with breakfast.

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