Kim Kardashian dares women to dream

November 16th, 2007 // 137 Comments
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Kim Kardashian says she posed nude for Playboy because she’s a role model. It wasn’t for the money or the attention. Nope, it was for the ladies out there who need someone to look up to. NY Daily News reports:

“I did it because I’m not one of those stick-skinny girls you see. I felt like girls today need to see a normal body,” she told us at the Morgan 4 Ever launch at Underbar last week. “My mom actually pushed me to do it! I think she’s living vicariously through me a little bit.”

Kim Kardashian does have a point. If girls out there can’t find an accurate portrayal of women in Playboy, where can they find one? Hats off to you, Kim Kardashian, for emboldening your fellow females to look at porn. Seriously, I’ve been trying for years, but you might actually be onto something. Although one time I was pretty close when I edited together “Dr. Boneherfine, M.D.” and “Grey’s Anatomy.” I think my date noticed something was off when Patrick Dempsey’s face was replaced with lesbian nurses. However, deep down, she seemed to enjoy it. She was even crying at one point. Most likely tears of joy. I mean, why else would she pepper spray me in the mouth then jump out a window? Women. They’re so cute when they’re happy.

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  1. Mike

    There’s nothing as natural as photoshopped Playboy image.

  2. PunkA

    She really is an attention whore. Emphasis on whore. Adds nothing else. I can not believe that there are companies wanting her association, unless it is to say that it is safe to pee on their products too.

  3. Big

    I dream of that ass
    sometimes I dream of a good tit fuck

  4. PunkA

    And by the way, I suppose her mom always wanted to be pissed on vicariously. Lucky her. Of course, she probably has been in real life too. OJ, Kato, Johnny Cochran, etc. Kardashian women love the yellow stream.

  5. Seriously

    Since when is a normal body someone with breast and butt implants.

  6. Mimi

    What a sick creepy bastard you are!

  7. **** PLEASE *** do not publish content on her and/or her family. She is a PORN STAR and her mother WHORES and I don’t want to see it.

  8. ha8ter

    FAT.

  9. shankyouverymuch

    ARMO-ARMO-ARMO

  10. drew

    perfection.
    goddess.
    the best

  11. What does she consider a normal body???

    A normal body would be slightly overweight with a belly

    Also, there would be no body makeup – and the modl would be in the early or mid 30s if American

  12. mmlobe

    She has a couple of sexy boob…Is she single now? Her profile and photos
    were found on the millionairecelebrity dating club meetrich.com! “She is very picky about guys,” according to officials of that site, “they have to be fertile douches orshe won’t date them!”

  13. flavio

    she is not fat, nor does she have implants. and yes, lots and LOTS of girls read playboy, especially when they’re younger, to get ideas of what guys think is sexy. actually, stupid as it should be, their reality show on E is actually pretty hot. they talk about posing naked together, her and her sisters, kim brings her mom to playboy to do her own playboy shoot along with kim’s, and kim instructs her to show her boobs. eees geeves meeee woooood. weirdly incestuous, but its pretty sexy…

  14. Bimbo

    This broad is just a useless twat. No redeeming qualities whatsoever.

  15. Gerald_Tarrant

    I’m usually the last one to complain about grammar, but the time has come. She dares WOMEN to dream. She isn’t daring just one WOMAN to dream. Additionally, she’s a fat nasty pig of a skank who gives skanks everywhere a bad name.

  16. Jumpin_J

    Thank God for Kim. She should be a role model to every woman out there. The message is clear. Breasts and butts are good things. Show them as much as possible. Bigger is better. That and the right to do them anyway we see fit in bed. But please, just make sure that they’re really, really good. Don’t do it like Tara Ried did. She the posterchild on how to do it all wrong. Bad, bad Tara! EEEEEWWWW!!!!

  17. veggi

    gotta agree with InstantAssHat here. That was fucking stupid…..

    anyway……….. I hate her face. I like her outfit, albeit slutty, but the thing that is fucked up here…….. she did it for her mama? “I think she’s living vicariously through me a little bit.” yack.

    Why can’t people say what they mean anymore??

    If you’re a whore, just say it. Embrace it! But don’t hide behind your mama. It’s a bit offputtin.

  18. Bimbo

    @ 16 – ‘Woman’ as an entity, not ‘A Woman’.

  19. I'm not very smart, but I know that much

    19- no.

    16- good catch.

  20. HOT!

    I would love to use her ass as a pillow, it looks so soft and comfortable

  21. Paco

    this is the 1st time I’ve ever seen a celebrity grocery shopping, the paps are out of hand!

  22. 21st century digital boy

    “I think she’s living vicariously through me a little bit.”

    Bwhahahhahahahhaa! Yes, you might be on to something there. Or, maybe she’s just planning to pimp you out for all your worth and then leech you dry. What a simply charming family. The Lohan, Simpson, and Kardashian families should all get together for Thanksgiving. They’ve got so much in common.

  23. D. Richards (Saint.)

    What a real stand-up person Kardashian is. Fat girls unite! Making reasons up for things you’ve already done, to make yourself seem not as shallow as you really are is fabulous. Like Kardashian does anything for anybody other than herself. Right.

  24. papahotnuts

    “My comments are awaiting approval?”

    This site should bow down and thank God for the few people who returned to posting today. I’ve read comments from the collection of douchebags that now post, and honestly, you may need to take this site down and cyber-fuck yourself with it, Mr. (or Mrs.) Superficial.

  25. Oh, my, god. Becky, look at her butt. It is so BIG.

    She looks like one of those rap guys’ girlfriends. But, y’know, who understands those rap guys? They only talk to her, because, she looks like a total prostitute.

    I mean, her butt, is just so BIG. I can’t believe it’s just so ROUND. It’s, like,
    OUT THERE. I mean, gross. Look!

    She’s just so…KARDASHIAN!

  26. She is such a giver! I think the world is a better place with Kim in it..

  27. Ted from LA

    She’s fat and dumb, so I do think she has a point about being more representative of normal women.

  28. #18 VEGGI!!!!! I don’t see instantasshataddfame on this post. Is my computer screwed up from the porn again???..

  29. Gerald_Tarrant

    @19 – After seeing numerous spelling and grammatical mistakes on the part of the ‘Fish, I am convinced that it was supposed to be Women.

    I couldn’t imagine tipping the scales at 140 and having 100 of that be my ass.

    Don’t even bother with the once you go black nonsense either. She’s Armenian, we never wanted her in the first place. She needs to go wax her back.

    That’s right, I went there. Armos are hairy.

  30. Kim is a Lardassian

    Laughing @ #26. Awesome.

    Kardashian is a useless slut. Her family is dysfunctional and exhibits classic signs of sexual abuse. I can’t believe KK and her deluded mother think this is a good thing, but it shows you how pathological and diseased their brains are.

    How about if we paid attention to some nice young girl who said no to dope/being a whore/being useless and yes to an education?

  31. nipolian

    I love when they capture photos of celebutards in the wild. I quiver when I think about what she is going to use that baby lotion in her basket for. Quiver I tell you.

  32. dude

    her sex tape (her mom probably filmed it) really put me off sex for a few days. She’s such a frigid cunt. Laying there barely making noises like a hairy, nasty sand chigger.

  33. veggi

    FRIST!!! I was refering to what she said on the jessica post – about how this writer is a freak….. at least I think it was instantasshat…….. and I think that’s what she was saying……. Then again, that gigglebush last night might be x-ing out my short term memory faster than I can drink a margarita..

  34. Oh thank god, veggi I was so scared!!!!!

    #25 Hahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!

  35. Lemon Drop

    PLAYBOY HAS NEVER FEATURED STICK THIN WOMEN!!!

    That’s what makes it a good magazine.

    Dumbass.

  36. Valerie hates talentless hacks

    Perra.

  37. RichPort

    She just made me have an assplosion in my pants. I’d fuck that harem whore until she screamed ji-mothafuckin’-had. Then I’d have to pee on her.

  38. Jaba the Slut

    Kim has a Butter Face

  39. PapaHotNuts

    ‘PC Load Letter’”? What the fuck does that mean?

  40. Shallo Val

    She’s probably pose for Turkish playboy if the paycheck was good enough. (Pah-ZAO!!!!)

    Yeah, I said it!

  41. LayDeeBug

    40 – I love that fucking line….

  42. Slingblade

    I’ll bet she had to undergo some major waxing for that Playboy shoot. She looks like she is one hairy twat. Hairy arms, hairy bush. mmmhmmm.

  43. veggi

    what line? I didn’t get the memo!!..

  44. Shallo Val is a bitch, I know......w/e

    38

    though i love your line, Armenians are Christian Orth-y, not Jihad-y. BUTT it was still funny.

  45. Beth

    If you look closely, you can see a 24-pack of toilet paper in her cart. Makes sense.

  46. Shallo Val

    Uhhh, yeahhhh, why don’t I go ahead and send you that memo. MMMkayyyy?

  47. @39 Kim has a butter butt too

  48. catska

    pretty girl.
    @pic 6 though, that ass is ridonkadonk

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