ABC announced this morning that Kim Kardashian would compete on the upcoming season of Dancing with the Stars. Apparently, Kim was so excited she decided to walk on broken glass. (Ha ha! Gypsies.) After a quick trip to the ER, Kim called Good Morning America to say she’ll still be dancing thus allaying the fears of five, maybe six, people. Us Magazine reports:
She said she used her foot to push away a broken “mirrored, Venetian little desk” and cut herself “pretty badly” in her New York City hotel room.
“If you saw my room, it looked like a murder scene!” Kardashian said.
Let this be a lesson, folks: Never use a mirror to try and see if your younger siblings are stuck in your ass cheeks again. It might sound good on paper, but it only ends in bloodshed.
The More You Know….
Ted Kennedy's tumor | August 25, 2008 at 1:19 pm
I heard she slipped in a puddle of urin.
oscar | August 25, 2008 at 1:19 pm
not her foot!!! thats her second best feature.. after her personality of course :p
dogonabone | August 25, 2008 at 1:19 pm
too bad she didn’t slice her neck
jeeze | August 25, 2008 at 1:22 pm
she went to an ER and got treated with a bandaide.
OJ | August 25, 2008 at 1:25 pm
Murder scene … really? You mean like Nicole Simpson’s front porch?
Pokey McSlapp | August 25, 2008 at 1:27 pm
Seriously? The ER? Apparently she had a 2 cm cut that didn’t even require stitches. What a useless, pathetic, attention-whoring waste of space.
Khunt | August 25, 2008 at 1:27 pm
I am still reeling from all the nasty Madonna comments. I am over 50 and I have a lover far younger than me and he likes to eat my pussy and never compains about my grey pubic hair. I don’t even dye my hair and there is only a small amount of grey there. If a man can’t take the look and smell of a real woman and no I am not a clean freak either, I would suggest he has sex with other men.
Men are toys to be played with.
Pokey McSlapp | August 25, 2008 at 1:30 pm
“ABC announced this morning that Kim Kardashian would compete on the upcoming season of Dancing with the Stars. ”
So what star is she going to be dancing with? Or will Kim just be there in the event someone passes out; that way, she can just waddle her urine-soaked ass past the unconscious dancer and—voila– that ammonia smell will wake them right up!
Ray | August 25, 2008 at 1:32 pm
I suspect what really happened is her high heeled shoes could not big toe.
rough daddy | August 25, 2008 at 1:33 pm
isnt that the same excuse oj had? and who watches that show anyways, i want to see strip not get drag around by some gay dude….
suzeeee | August 25, 2008 at 1:33 pm
cute sandals
Ray | August 25, 2008 at 1:33 pm
I suspect her high heeled shoes could not take the stress of her weight any longer and her shoe broke and she cut her big toe.
Over 40 Hottie | August 25, 2008 at 1:37 pm
#7
I am an over 40 hottie and I hate white/grey pubic hair so I would shave it all off if I had white/grey pubic hair. I also wash my pussy before oral sex. I love my clean shaven pussy and so does my lover. He shaves all his pubic hair too!
Khunt | August 25, 2008 at 1:40 pm
I had a young man trained a few years back when I was drinking hard. I would have him put a nozzle up my snatch with other end connected to a small balloon. Then I would queef it until it was full and force him to inhale it.
It is amazing what a man will do to get laid. And it is amazing what money can buy a woman.
cbloom | August 25, 2008 at 1:40 pm
shiiiiiiiiiiit, ask OJ what a murder scene looks like.
thumper | August 25, 2008 at 1:44 pm
@7 and @13 – Are you ladies busy tonight?
Khunt to Lucky #13 | August 25, 2008 at 1:45 pm
Sweety don’t you think that’s a lot more information than we need to know here? And women over 40 are not hot and are well past their prime. I on the other hand am well aware of this. But I have my two ex’s money so I can do whatever I want. Men are whores in the same fashion that the common sort such as yourself are.
Please repair yourself darling.
Over 40 Hottie | August 25, 2008 at 2:05 pm
#17
Most Americans are overweight and this includes young women, so I look hotter than most young women because I am attractive, fit and hot and I exercise regularly and do not look my age. Young, middle aged, and old men are attracted to me. Young women and insecure women tend to suffer from poor body image no matter how good they look, but I am a mature woman and do not have these hang ups, so I am awesome in bed and very orgasmic as told by my lovers. You should really shave your gray hair because it looks ugly. I am a successful career woman and do not need to depend on any mans money. You sound like a sorry old fat buitter lady with gray pubic hair. Maybe your ex hubbies would not have dumped you if you were not fat.
Khunt to over 40 Delusional Hag | August 25, 2008 at 2:33 pm
Close your veiny legs and open your ears honey (I would imagine no man would compare that flavor with your soiled twat pudding): If you think men are attracted to you and I mean young men, it is either because they are second rate guys or you are making it worth your while. Or else they are using you for “an easy fuck”.
I do not dye my hair and pick hairs out of my nose and spend inordinate amounts of time to appear to be what I am not like yourself. Poor thing.
I used my first husband. He was 25 years older than me and a multimillionaire. I had a friend of mine he did not know seduce him. Long story short, I became very wealthy 2 years later.
I did not marry again for 5 years. I slept around alot “hunting” for the right prey. Ha ha and I found one. Rich and an inheritor of lots of hard earned money from his father. He said I was the best lover he ever had. Of course I was.
He was the best financier I ever had.The charade lasted 4 long years. But then again it was very well worth the effort I put in shall we say.
I must tell you, Granny, that dated many men after that one and all wealthy or young and very young and poor and great in bed. That is all the poor stupid ones are good for. Certainly not conversation. And I hate it when they attempt to talk above their station.
I finally sued the pants off one last guy. After that I was done dating men. After that I used men for sex. Just like today. I am rich and I have a young man for my lusty pleasure. I know he hates me but it turns me on that I own this idiot.
Poor stupid bitch that you are the only thing you will own is a stretched out vagina.Now leave me alone. You bore me.
rough daddy | August 25, 2008 at 2:47 pm
why is #7 refuse to douche, and expect guys to dive in there all day? i hope for some fool’s sake youre barable than the south street seaport….
suzeeee | August 25, 2008 at 2:49 pm
someone needs to get a life on here. yep talking to you above me. you sound so bitter and used up? and adding up the years you’re old too.
suzeeee | August 25, 2008 at 2:50 pm
oops talking to #19 lol
AboutToVomit | August 25, 2008 at 2:50 pm
HOLY SHIT! What the fuck is with the queef balloon?! My God… That’s gross…. It really ruined my day….
suzeeee | August 25, 2008 at 2:50 pm
oops talking to #19 lol
Khunt | August 25, 2008 at 2:57 pm
The queef balloon was all about my dominance over a pathetic but sexy young man. That’s all. And I have done worse. I also love to have my asshole licked. One time several years ago I was expecting a young lover over but had to take a shit first. Well I am rather regular so I did not wipe. Yes later on he licked me. And never complained about it. I always make it worth their while and force them to make it worth mine.
And long ago when I was young they would always earn their red wings.
I even had this older man who would douche me. I enticed him to drink a little and he actually drank about 8 ounces. It even made me sick and I did not have sex with him and never saw him again after that.
I could continue but am too lazy.
Pete | August 25, 2008 at 2:57 pm
Women do not have to douche if they have the man use a condom. It is when the chick is the sperm collector that chicks have to douche.
deva | August 25, 2008 at 2:59 pm
Too bad she didn’t slice her fucking throat.
havoc | August 25, 2008 at 3:09 pm
Ass long as Kim didn’t cut that ass. This chick is so freaking hot she makes a bandaid look good….
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cltsig | August 25, 2008 at 3:19 pm
mudshark.
mudshark.
mudshark.
mudshark.
mudshark.
mudshark.
mudshark.
mudshark.
mudshark.
mudshark.
rough daddy | August 25, 2008 at 3:41 pm
I’ll bet # 25 is some old jerk off dude with garder belt and a butt plug typing away his fantasies….
fghgf | August 25, 2008 at 3:54 pm
Who is the dumbass getting her autograph in the picture??? What is Kim even famous for????
katie | August 25, 2008 at 3:55 pm
< < 5. OJ - August 25, 2008 1:25 PM
Murder scene ... really? You mean like Nicole Simpson's front porch?>>
thank you. seriously!
sorry kim, but thanks to your dad there are some similes you’re just not allowed to use anymore.
katie | August 25, 2008 at 3:57 pm
p.s. that was regarding #5
missywissy | August 25, 2008 at 5:35 pm
What were we reading about again?????????????
OH, Kim Ka—whatever. Anyway, I was just wondering, if the judges don’t like her do they get to pee on her?
Rich | August 25, 2008 at 6:38 pm
Who wants to see this publicity whore with her LARD ASS, especially after dinner!!
Effyeray | August 25, 2008 at 6:38 pm
Pfffft, like she bleeds blood…. you know that fatty boombalatty bleeds coonpiss based gravy.
stephanie | August 25, 2008 at 9:39 pm
Maybe she will dance to some Annie Lennox on the show….
“walkin’ on, walkin’ on broken glaAass” I can’t get that out of my head after reading this.
lawrnce | August 25, 2008 at 9:55 pm
Kim is gorgeous. I’m surprised that she has joined that model site Richromances.com where many celebritis and beautiful people are looking for romances.
SB | August 25, 2008 at 10:47 pm
Well, she knows all about murder scenes. O.J.’s money could have put Kim through college if she wasn’t so fucking stupid.
Effyeray | August 26, 2008 at 12:48 am
@37 stephanie
I hate you so much for making me laugh at that
gerard Vandenberg | August 26, 2008 at 8:25 am
……………….SHE WAS DYING?
CA | August 26, 2008 at 8:50 pm
What ABC, and EVERYONE else, SHOULD do is FORGET THE KARDASIANS EXIST.
What a bunch of “famous for nothing” ZEROS.
Even Zsa Zsa pales by comparison.