Kim Kardashian could’ve avoided lawsuit

February 7th, 2008 // 94 Comments

R&B singer Brandy’s mom Sonja Norwood claims Kim Kardashian used her credit card to rack up a $120,000 bill in 2006 and 2007. Sonja explains to People why she waited until now to sue Kim:

“I did not want to commence litigation against the Kardashian family without conducting an exhaustive investigation into the charges and discussing all options, including criminal prosecution, with my family.”

Brandy’s mom also gave Kim and her siblings the opportunity to settle the matter out of court:

“After Ray J and Brandy urged me not to file criminal charges because of their prior friendship, I decided to afford the Kardashians an opportunity to resolve this matter without a lawsuit,” Norwood said. “When the fraudulent charges were brought to their attention, they apologized profusely, and advised us, through their attorneys, that they would pay the debt in full. However, they have since reneged on that promise.”

To be honest, I could care less how this situation turns out. I just wanted an excuse to post pics of Kim Kardashian’s astronomical backyard. Colleagues say I’m like a modern-day Walter Cronkite. You know, if he wasn’t afraid of the Internet and played Edward Forty-hands everyday at lunch. If you’ll excuse me, I need to run out and buy some duct tape and Old E. That counts as a business expense, right? I’m writing it off anyway. If you work for the IRS, pretend you didn’t just read that.

Photos: Getty Images

  1. Juaquin Ingles

    This chick is busted. And not in a good way.

  2. D. Richards (Off Topic.)

    #44? Quivering Quim, do you realize that I would fuck your urethra if given the opportunity?

    But you’re right though: Kim Kardashian is a gigantic gypsy pisser.

  3. Kitten Man talks Good Sex (about D. Richards, of course)

    Hey bro, or should I now like Douchebag say brah? Yeah it sounds more like bra and there is nothing wrong with covering your sagging mini-pecs. Nothing.
    Anyway, in the most disinteresing way to perpetuate digression (everything I say here), I want my porn vid back mutherfukker. The one with the monk riding over the kittens heads with a lawn mower. Then he picks up the cute calicoe one and pulls out the vertebrae and neck fucks the little bastard! Timeless classic. Old school S&M/bestiality. Damn. Get’s a fellas blood flowin’.
    I am jerkin it right now. Ha ha seriously.

  4. I never thought I’d say this, but I am sick of seeing this woman, her fake tits, and her retardedly fat ass.

  5. deaconjones

    @54

    There’s nothing fake about this bitch, she’s always been thick. Speaking of, D. Richards, have you seen her porn yet when she gets pissed on? I was thinking of getting it, but they want $40 for it

  6. velveethra

    I’m not gay or nothing, but her body looks fun to cuddle. What movie/TV show/music thing was she in again, I’d like to see it.

  7. velveethra

    I’m not gay or nothing, but her body looks fun to cuddle. What movie/TV show/music thing was she in again, I’d like to see it.

  8. velveethra

    What? Not even an infomercial or a book? Well that is surprising.

  9. D. Richards (Almost there.)

    #55. The only piss-mop pornos I’m down with are the ones where sadists crucify the woman upside down, then take turns pissing in to the whore’s open eyes.

  10. holy hotness!

    god SHE’S SOOOOOO HOT SHE’S SOOOOOO HOT SHE’S SOOOOOOOO HOT SHE’S SOOOOOOOOO HOT SHE’S SOOOOOO HOT SHE’S SOOOOOO HOT SHE’S SOOOOOOOO HOT SHE’S SOOOOOOOOO HOT SHE’S SOOOOOO HOT SHE’S SOOOOOO HOT SHE’S SOOOOOOOO HOT SHE’S SOOOOOOOOO HOT SHE’S SOOOOOO HOT SHE’S SOOOOOO HOT SHE’S SOOOOOOOO HOT SHE’S SOOOOOOOOO HOT SHE’S SOOOOOO HOT SHE’S SOOOOOO HOT SHE’S SOOOOOOOO HOT SHE’S SOOOOOOOOO HOT SHE’S SOOOOOO HOT SHE’S SOOOOOO HOT SHE’S SOOOOOOOO HOT SHE’S SOOOOOOOOO HOT SHE’S SOOOOOO HOT SHE’S SOOOOOO HOT SHE’S SOOOOOOOO HOT SHE’S SOOOOOOOOO HOT SHE’S SOOOOOO HOT SHE’S SOOOOOO HOT SHE’S SOOOOOOOO HOT SHE’S SOOOOOOOOO HOT SHE’S SOOOOOO HOT SHE’S SOOOOOO HOT SHE’S SOOOOOOOO HOT SHE’S SOOOOOOOOO HOT

  11. alexandra

    she’s just really photogenic. my friend has seen her in person and said she is ugly.

  12. haha

    #61 muahahah you’re pathetic. Jealous muuuuuuch? You ugly jealous bitches are beyond pityful. Do you honestly think that by posting that retarded shit anyone here is gonna find her less attractive? If she looks hot as hell and stunning as hell in CANDID pictures it’s because she IS, she looks a billion times finer in person you jealous bitch, there’s no possible way in this world Kim Kardashian could be not stunning. You wanna see someone ugly? Look in the mirror.

  13. mememe

    Edward Fortyhands got me suspended from my college basketball team along with 3 of my teammates three years ago. true and sad story.

  14. Kim Kardashian = boner

    Everytime I see a picture of Kim I get a boner.
    I love you every time you post about Kim Kardashian Superfish, you make my day. Do it more often. She’s the hottest woman you haver ever posted about by far.

  15. Lowlands

    I’ll guess by not blocking her creditcard in early state,Brandy’s mother gave Kim Kardashian the feeling it’s allright to her to have her taking turns on it.I can partly come in with this.On the other hand there’s also something what’s called manners.When you have a confidential appointment with somebody,you just do it.I’ll guess it’s best for Kim to settle this outside court.

  16. wow

    She’s PERFECT, it’s unbelievable how someone can be sooo hot.

  17. Kim K's Nana

    Keem, thank you for all the pretty clothes you sent us from Amerika. All the women folk had much laughter and fun trying clothes on. Oh how we danced for the men folk around the campfire too! We did not dance long though. Turks were patrolling the hills so we had to extinguish the fire before they spotted us.

  18. Sauron

    Settlement inside court:lawyer costs;$150,000+$120,000 bill =$270,000.Settlement outside court:fresh flowers and fresh fruitbasket;$50+$120,000 bill=$120,050.

  19. Mike

    Holy fucking fuck, this bitch is hotter than fire!!

  20. Cracka

    Hmmmm… If I was her dad I would be soooo proud…..

    Fat kid who has no talent that screws black guys on film….

    Oh yea her dad is dead… at least he doesnt have to live thru this crap….

  21. Chris

    I’d sell my soul to get to spend a night with Kim Kardashian.
    She’s the hottest woman in the world man. Wow. Queen of erections.

  22. Pefect face
    Pefect ass
    Perfect boobs
    Perfect body

    God’s gift to men.

  23. shanipie

    I’m sorry, I’m sorry…why is she famous again?

    Yeah ya, she has a nice shaped body right now, no getting around that.
    But you CANNOT disagree with me when I say that shit is DYING to expand.

    I mean lordy, which ever hits her first, be it Age, or pregnancy, that shit will not go back and is just gonna give into gravity.

  24. shanipie

    I’m sorry, I’m sorry…why is she famous again?

    Yeah ya, she has a nice shaped body right now, no getting around that.
    But you CANNOT disagree with me when I say that shit is DYING to expand.

    I mean lordy, which ever hits her first, be it Age, or pregnancy, that shit will not go back and is just gonna give into gravity.

  25. whoa

    she does know horizontal stripes make one look WIDER… ok, yeah, she probably does. that must be the point.

  26. Auntie Kryst

    #72 Stop stop, you’re embarrasing me! It was nothing Bubeleh. She’s just a little chachkes I bought at wholesale for your bar mitzvah. So go enjoy the pictures now, mazel mazel, enjoy. Lock your bedroom door, keep momma out. We will keep this our little secret.

  27. alexandra

    hey 62, have you SEEN this bitch before the 10 or so plastic surgeries she had???? no, i’ll never do that to myself and you will never see me piling on 10 pounds of makeup and hair extensions, so i guess you could say i’m “ugly” according to hollywood standards. but people say i am attractive in person. people who see her in person say she is ugly… i guess the facepaint only looks good in pictures.

  28. lulu

    you mean, you ‘couldn’t’ care less. Because, could you really care less about the situation? think about it.

  29. mitchel

    she thick but she aight – cut the gurl some slizack ya’all

  30. Juaquin Ingles

    10 plastic surgeries? This is the AFTER version? Good Lord… The tits are obviously fake (and disgusting)… but why hasn’t she had, oh I don’t know, about 20 or 30lbs. of crisco sucked out of that enormous ass of hers?

  31. shutupwhore

    #61 is jeaaaaaaaaaaalOUS bcoz she has flat ass and flat boobs

  32. alexandra

    81, my boobs are in the d’s moron

  33. alexandra

    80, well, look at her family, lol. it’s not that she’s the prettiest 1, it’s more like they just haven’t had as much surgery. that’s why i think you always see khloe giving her nasty looks… she’s either the only one who hasn’t had a nosejob, or it went really really bad.

  34. Kristen

    Well no wonder she stole, that’s a less than a hundred dollar Marciano dress, that is now 50% off…

  35. Kat

    Publicity stunt, anyone? Man, you have to be pretty desperate to WANT to get sued by a famous R&B singer. Hasn’t she been faking shit to get her name in the papers? Maybe if she had some actual talent, things would work out better. What’s she going to do next, anyway? Smother some some orphans in her giant silicone breasts?

  36. Elk

    I find her vary attractive.

  37. HughJorgan

    She’s hot and everything but I can’t help wondering if her bush starts at her belly button and goes halfway up her back. And thick like a motherfucker

  38. Brian

    My dick just exploded.
    Goddamit she’s so insanely HOT man!!
    Her body is so perfect, she’s soo stunning, and that ass, oh lord… I bet her pussy tastes like cotton candy.

    No other celebrity is even close by far to Kim’s hotness, beauty, and perfect body.

  39. mistyblu

    Has Kim heard of earning her own money instead of “living off” guys.
    Obviously she has no respect for herself and only has interest in strutting her body like she is a porno star.

  40. mistyblu

    Has Kim heard of earning her own money instead of “living off” guys.
    Obviously she has no respect for herself and only has interest in strutting her body like she is a porno star.imo

  41. I love her! I saw her profile with hot & sexy photos on (http://www.millmatch.com), a dating site for celebrities and wealthy singles to mingle. Believe it or not. The profile looks sincere, attractive and sexy. Charlie Sheen has found some young girls there. Maybe sometimes they really need a soul mate rather than a rich buddy.

  42. asscrack

    I would give her all of my man juice, that woman is built for humping like an oversized 70′s cadillac!!

  43. endlessly

    her lips, eyes,hair,a*s, boobs, everything about her is FULL.

  44. oh my god, she's HOT, as in really insanely incredibly fucking HOT

    I so wish my tongue was stuck to her ass, man.
    She’s the hottest woman in the world!

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