Kim Kardashian could’ve avoided lawsuit

February 7th, 2008 // 94 Comments

R&B singer Brandy’s mom Sonja Norwood claims Kim Kardashian used her credit card to rack up a $120,000 bill in 2006 and 2007. Sonja explains to People why she waited until now to sue Kim:

“I did not want to commence litigation against the Kardashian family without conducting an exhaustive investigation into the charges and discussing all options, including criminal prosecution, with my family.”

Brandy’s mom also gave Kim and her siblings the opportunity to settle the matter out of court:

“After Ray J and Brandy urged me not to file criminal charges because of their prior friendship, I decided to afford the Kardashians an opportunity to resolve this matter without a lawsuit,” Norwood said. “When the fraudulent charges were brought to their attention, they apologized profusely, and advised us, through their attorneys, that they would pay the debt in full. However, they have since reneged on that promise.”

To be honest, I could care less how this situation turns out. I just wanted an excuse to post pics of Kim Kardashian’s astronomical backyard. Colleagues say I’m like a modern-day Walter Cronkite. You know, if he wasn’t afraid of the Internet and played Edward Forty-hands everyday at lunch. If you’ll excuse me, I need to run out and buy some duct tape and Old E. That counts as a business expense, right? I’m writing it off anyway. If you work for the IRS, pretend you didn’t just read that.

Photos: Getty Images

  1. toolboy

    McFucking First.

  2. PoohEater

    I would eat her pooh.

  3. mimi



  4. D. Richards (Slob.)

    ‘Since Re-niggered’?! Those racist gypsies!

  5. Sara

    Love her dress!

  6. gary


  7. Salesman Terry

    Kim, you have such beautiful hands – strong, yet soft, and just the right size.

  8. JJ

    Thief of Baghdad.

  9. Why would she even need to use someone else’s credit card? I thought she was rich. Even still, why in the fuck do I care. Oh that’s right I don’t.

    Is it beer-thirty yet veggiwhore?? I am not trendy, therefore you will never see me in rehab..

  10. deaconjones

    I would rip her apart and take her head and put it on my moms shelf and put my penis in her eye and tell myself she was giving me the eye and come on her hair and………………………………………………

    gotta go. Im hard as a fucking rock right now just thinking about mutilation. I love body parts. separated. in jars. with mom.

  11. Alice

    Poor Kim! She’s gonna have to sell her dead dad’s stash of O.J.’s bloody clothes on eBay to cover these costs. You know…I wonder if she likes dudes peeing on her because it recreates the stream of blood that shot out of Nicole’s neck?

  12. Douchebag

    Astronomical backyard? Dude it should be astrofuckingnomial backyard. Fuck yeah, you da man fish, thanks for more Kim K. pics. The high priestess of fucking hotitude. Fat chicks and gays better layoff your shit about Kim, she’s fucking the model of all that is fucking worth fucking. Straight dudes know this, and I know this, and my brah’s fucking know this. We got a club to proclaim her sweet tits and ass. Fuck that trenchcoat mafia, we’re the straightjacket brotherhood, and we reign supreme! Get it? Straightjacket as in we’re not gay like you folks. I originally wanted to call us the Jets like in Westside Story but my dad says showtunes are gay, and I’m not. Right dad?…Dad? Fuck it, I regress. Kim is the fucking hottest fucking hottie there is. If any of you dudes want to hang out with me and my boys, just walk in the back door of the house and take the stairs down to the mancave. Mom never bothers me down here. I got X-Box and Mountain Dew chillin’ in my own little cooler. If it’s not your turn to play Halo you can read my secret special copy of Oui from 1974. Kim’s fucking hot my brahs!

  13. D. Richards (Surgeon.)

    #9? ‘Strong’, just like a man’s hands, right?

  14. Thomas

    Look at her! She’s at her hottest right now! Someone fuck the shit out of that before it malfunctions!* Go go Gadgetpenis!!

  15. veggiwhore

    Vodka thrity. I had too many beers last night, and I’m pretty sure I could get drunk by licking my skin.


  16. havanicejay


  17. havanicejay


  18. havanicejay


  19. DOC

    veggiwhore- I LIKE YOUR STYLE!!

  20. Salesman Terry

    15, I’m just saying she’s a beautiful woman with beautiful hands. Beautiful, strong, soft hands.

  21. Rat

    I hate this ugly fat-assed arab whore!

  22. Drool Puddle

    It is critically important that The Superficial cover this litigation on a daily, no, hourly basis with full pictorial support.

    When a issue presents doctrinal curves and yet is so fully seated on things of immense importance we need to take a long look and do a penetrating analysis…

  23. veggiwhore

    21- you’re welcome to join us. Gotta warn you, frist and I hold the bar quite high when it comes to drinking. Or are we high at the bar… ah, what does it matter….

  24. Tapeworm

    How much time every morning does it take Kim Kardashian to become Kim Kardashian? Brow tweezing, squeezing into a dress, checking inflation on the implants, etc….

  25. Been there, veggiwhore, maybe again tomorrow. I dunno, usually it would take a lot more than a sixer to make me feel it the next day..

    18-20, you suck..

  26. deaconjones

    my belly button is bigger than my pee pee.

  27. Auntie Kryst

    The Norwoods are going to be out of luck. Of course the Kardashians haven’t paid back any money. What kind of gypsies return their ill-gotten gains? Nope the Goat Shepherdess and her gypsy band of theives will quietly pack up their caravan and slip out to the next village.

  28. stardance

    could’ve avoided lawsuit, can’t avoid upper lip hair.

  29. obvious_les

    mmm milk

  30. FRIST and Veggiwhore, were are we drinking?

  31. turdo

    GUARANTEED: she would look like walking crap in a swimsuit.

  32. deaconjones

    @12 and 28

    Har har. Whats funny (or sad) is that you can think that up, so who’s the more fucked up person, troll?

  33. Sam

    She takes nice pics but she’d be hairy and smelly in bed.

  34. Racer X

    I’d wax dat ass.

  35. deaconjones

    @12 and 28

    Har har. Whats funny (or sad) is that you can think that up, so who’s the more fucked up person, troll?

  36. JESSE

    Boobs.. I’d just like to say that again… Boobs

  37. D. Richards (Masochist.)

    #28. That reminds me.

    Last night I watched the most disturbing thing I’ve ever seen on — which says a lot considering I’ve seen more pornography than any single living person; straight sex, gay sex, inter-family sex, clown sex (who isn’t terrified of clowns), beastiality; you name it — Anyway, the video was of this woman having sex with some guy, right, but instead of vaginal sex, the penetration was in her urethra! The guy was penetrating her bladder! It was nauseating. No shit.

    I vowed never to watch that video again, after I came.

  38. deaconjones

    39- I’ve seen that one. Not my favorite, but a keeper nonetheless.

  39. @39, Thanks for the new porn site, but that was a little more information than we all needed.

  40. dem smelling nigs whatcha gonna do

    not as disgusting as the vid of sex with Aretha

  41. deaconjones

    I love clown porn. I have all the clowntastic midget express series.

  42. wim

    #39 – do you realize that was actually on-topic

  43. Anonymous

    Her 15 minutes can end anytime now…….please…….

  44. Zingi

    Can’t beat 2 Girls 1 Cup or Kids in a Sandbox.

  45. whatever

    I’m sure this just works in her favor, but it appears as though this bitch is incapable of closing her mouth.

  46. whore

    @44- nice!!

  47. Ted from LA

    Kimmie should just have a fundraiser where people and dogs pay to pee on her. She’d get that $120,000 by noon tomorrow.

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