Kim Kardashian celebrates her naked stuff

November 7th, 2007 // 111 Comments
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Playboy threw a celebratory bash for Kim Kardashian’s December cover last night in New York. It’s nice to see a bunch of people gathering together to appreciate the fine art of air-brushing. Nothing ruins a good boner more than the natural blemishes of a woman. Although that’s not really an issue with Kim Kardashian since nobody’s looking at anything but her bulbous ass anyway. Unless they’re an android. In which case you’ll probably have to kill them. But give them one final test: ask if Kim Kardashian is on her back do you flip her over to see her butt? If they answer “No,” BLAM! Congratulations, you just rid the earth of a dirty android. Or maybe a gay guy which, uh, hmm, I probably should’ve thought this test through a little more. Hey, why don’t you stand over there with the body while I hop out this window? Later!


  1. hehe, yes, she show her nude photos. Many celebrities show her nude photos and upload to nudist personals site like nudistconnect.com. It is cool. lol

  2. da

    She’s hot!!

    Does not have a body of a 14 year old Ukranian/Russian Man!!

  3. me the first

    Racists who come on t his site and share their ignorant thoughts are sickening. I keep reading comments about how Kim is hairy or doesn’t wipe her ass that is probably made by hairy men who have never been with a woman like her. Uncultured fools. You guys are either ignorant or sooo not funny..or maybe both.

    You may actually learn a thing or two if you click on t he links below Hopefully…. finding out the truth won’t totally traumatize you.

    Human Origins-links

    http://press.princeton.edu/releases/m7442.html

    http://www.nationalgeographic.com/emerging/spencerWells.html

  4. ROFLMAO

    Now that’s a dress that am a dress! Katie Price needs to take a lesson or few from Kim Kardashian about dresses, how they’re made properly and how they’re suppose to fit. Beautiful!

  5. Realist

    The focus on Kim Kardashian and her ASSets is the best thing about this site. Many of the dumber than shitstain posters are the worst.

  6. d

    her ass is nice now, but wait til she turns 35. it’ll be HUGE in a bad way, saggy, and as lumpy as cottage cheese

  7. Ryan Goldschlager

    What is the bottle she is sucking up through her butt in the third photograph? Gentleman’s Jack?

  8. Jazy

    who ever runs this site wants it to be a site of hatred towards anyone who isnt the ideal of hitler massive plan…..its really sick and some of the people that come on here are probably the scum of the earth,and are sociopathic and perverse in there mind set……Im not worried though cause when they die…..they will be tormented in hell for all the hatred they have in there hearts that they cant let go.

  9. Jazy

    “By collecting blood samples from thousands of men living in isolated tribes around the world and analyzing their DNA, 34-year-old geneticist Spencer Wells and his colleagues discovered that all humans alive today can be traced back to a small tribe of hunter-gatherers who lived in Africa 60,000 years ago.”

    taken from this link……stop with the monkey shit…….it makes the mentally challenged look like a genius next to you…sick fucks you are the monkeys with demented thoughts like that…have you ever evolved?

    http://www.nationalgeographic.com/emerging/spencerWells.html

  10. I found a cool little website that tells you what the sunglasses are that Kim and her mom and friends are wearing on their show. It is really a blast to use. It’s called the Celebrity-Sunglasses-Finder.com. Just go there and use their search engine to find out what sunglasses Kim and all the celebs are wearing. Very cool.

  11. olivia

    All you people are dum haters!!! kim is a beautiful girl,don’t hate her cuz she’s good looking and your not..and for you people throwing her dad in there is uncalled for… her dad is no longer here and for u guys to talk smack about him is evil..I think the kardashian family is great..Everyone makes mistake and for her it was that sex tape..So stop hating on her because she’s beautiful,has money,and everything else..

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