Kim Kardashian demonstrates how to become famous

July 7th, 2008 // 102 Comments

Here’s Kim Kardashian outside a nail salon yesterday in a candid shot that forces me not to question her existence for once. Also, scope out the freaking size of Kim’s purse. Clearly, it’s a protective shield for her ass. I bet she’s got at least a sofa and love seat in there. Which makes me wonder: What’s in the purse? Hi-OH! I’ll be in the Catskills all weekend, folks. Stay for the veal.

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Comments (102)

  1. Jude | July 7, 2008 at 5:13 pm

    Kim’s hips look bigger!

    Kim is wearing her big hips/fat ass dress.

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  2. sillysalamander | July 7, 2008 at 5:13 pm

    FIRST……booooyah!!!!!

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  3. Reg | July 7, 2008 at 5:14 pm

    Kim is sporting her cover my big fat ass with a big purse attire.

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  4. SlyAndTheFamilyStallone | July 7, 2008 at 5:17 pm

    Hey, do you guys think Kim Kardashian is fat? I can never tell what anyone thinks about that on here; you’re all so mum about her weight.

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  5. Pickle was Tickled | July 7, 2008 at 5:17 pm

    I wish I could pee on her.

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  6. Max | July 7, 2008 at 5:17 pm

    Saggy implants = nipples traveling north. If the best you can do is a cheap ho, she’s your girl.

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  7. havoc | July 7, 2008 at 5:19 pm

    YES!

    YES!

    FUCK YES!

    THANK YOU!

    .

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  8. Cowboy | July 7, 2008 at 5:23 pm

    Bottom row, far right pic: I found my saddlebags.

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  9. Tyrone | July 7, 2008 at 5:24 pm

    Kim is a beautiful sexy fat pear shaped female and I would love to see her big ass jiggle when she walks, but she usually wears a girdle with extra shelf support, covers her ass when wearing a swim suit, or wears a big large size dress like in this picture.

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  10. Sportsdvl | July 7, 2008 at 5:26 pm

    The Fish is on a roll with today! Wait, don’t mention rolls or Kim K will want some….

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  11. havoc | July 7, 2008 at 5:28 pm

    She’s the hottest chick on the planet. She can have what she wants……

    .

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  12. Pink | July 7, 2008 at 5:28 pm

    She reminds me of one of those fat chicks at school that got popular for having a big ass or big boobs, and thinks that getter fatter is better. She is a big fat mess. My satisfaction is knowing this no talent lard ass has no self control when it comes to food and will struggle with her food addiction for the rest of her life. Her hips get bigger everytime I see a picture of her.

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  13. Ralphie | July 7, 2008 at 5:28 pm

    where’s the tootsie roll?

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  14. Karen | July 7, 2008 at 5:30 pm

    What the hell? A jew and then a gypsy. If only the plan had been carried out, what a better world we’d have today.

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  15. Sportsdvl | July 7, 2008 at 5:30 pm

    #13 – in Mini-me’s pants

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  16. Leroy | July 7, 2008 at 5:33 pm

    Kim is the most beautiful large size woman I have ever seen and I am comparing her with my favorite site that feature 40 plus size hips women at
    http://www.bigbuttsreview.com/

    I like big wide soft asses that shake like jello and not tight big bubble butts.

    I have a fat fetish and Kim satisfies my fat fetish. Post a good butt picture of Kim.

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  17. justifiable | July 7, 2008 at 5:34 pm

    If she keeps going without a bra, in five years she’ll be playing soccer with those tits.

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  18. That's one big boob crease | July 7, 2008 at 5:35 pm

    She’s hot but I can smell the boob sweat from here.

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  19. numbers | July 7, 2008 at 5:36 pm

    ninteenth

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  20. Jim | July 7, 2008 at 5:40 pm

    Unfortunately I watched her show. Somehow, her body looks much better in all these still pictures. On her show, it’s always kinda lumpy, not curvy. But that’s not the real problem. The real problem is when she opens her mouth (other than to drink pee). Jesus, what a fucking spoiled whiny bitch. I could imagine fucking her, but only while punching her in the mouth continuously.

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  21. D'shaun | July 7, 2008 at 5:43 pm

    I love my women fat and sexy like Kim. A happy woman is a fat woman that eats anything she wants any time she wants like Kim.

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  22. tigerblagen | July 7, 2008 at 5:44 pm

    why do girls hate this girl so much? they are so judgmental of her. Every guy would fuck this girl. EVERY GUY. not one would turn down that soft, supple ass and big tits.

    nothing feels quite as good on a penis than soft ass. i bet most of the girls that comment negatively on her have their own issues with their body and just want to try to convince guys Kim isn’t attractive. Newsflash..she is. Even the computer nerds I know want to be buried inside this girl.

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  23. josh | July 7, 2008 at 5:45 pm

    shes annoying and worthless, but to me shes about the hottest woman in the world. and why is everyone saying shes fat? nothing wrong with a bit of meat on her bones.

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  24. rachel | July 7, 2008 at 5:45 pm

    “A happy woman is a fat woman that eats anything she wants any time she wants”

    Yeeeeahhhhh…that’s totally what happens when a girl overeats. She gets happy.

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  25. josh | July 7, 2008 at 5:48 pm

    oh yeah and another thing, shes only hot now. i just saw those j-lo pics and they’re real nasty, and she works out like hell, so i hate to think what kim will look like at her age…..

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  26. Jamaar | July 7, 2008 at 5:50 pm

    Any guy like me with a fat fetish thinks Kim’s the hottest chick around. I would love to take Kim to her favorite fast food restaurant and watch her eat until she starts breathing hard from eating too much. And then I would take her to a donut shop, and then have hot sex with her while spanking her fat sexy ass while watching it shake like jelly. Watching a big fat sexy ass like Kim shake like jelly pushes me over the edge.

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  27. sammy | July 7, 2008 at 5:53 pm

    her sister Kourtney is waaaaaaaaaaaaay hotter.

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  28. Beth | July 7, 2008 at 5:55 pm

    “shes annoying and worthless, but to me shes about the hottest woman in the world.”

    lmao. Ladies, that’s all you’ll ever need to know about how guys think about you. If you think he doesn’t ever listen to you, he doesn’t. If you think he does listen…sorry, he doesn’t. He couldn’t care less what you’re thinking or feeling. He only cares about how you look.

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  29. JJ | July 7, 2008 at 5:56 pm

    #25

    What do you mean when she gets to be JLo’s age. Kim already looks like she had twins!

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  30. honey | July 7, 2008 at 6:01 pm

    she looks sexy and cute with that sunglasses.His photos were seen at millionaire persoanals site
    “”"”"C e l e b C u p i d.c o m”"”"”last week. It is said he is already in relationship with a young man on that site now

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  31. Teacher | July 7, 2008 at 6:01 pm

    #28

    Well if you are into shallow guys then shallow guys you will attract. A lot of it depends on a womans self esteem and intellegence. For example; Kim was petite at one time, but got fat so now she gravitates towards the African American men because they tend to like fat chicks. Attention females; get a good education that will ensure a good career or else you will have to do cheap porn like Kim and put up with wanna be thugs and the like. Also don’t get fat like Kim and exercise regularly so you will always look fit and hot and not fat like Kim. Take care of your body, it was not meant to carry around a lot of fat. If you do get fat like Kim, then find a guy with a fat fetish like Kim.

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  32. Sparrow | July 7, 2008 at 6:03 pm

    The little key hole look doesn’t really work with big boobs. It just looks saggy.

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  33. Kate | July 7, 2008 at 6:08 pm

    shes not fat, gorgeous and her curves are nice.
    but she dresses very ghetto, well maybe just that necklace

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  34. Ted from LA | July 7, 2008 at 6:10 pm

    Please quit posting pictures of Kim. For some odd reason, whenever I see a picture of her, I have a strong urge to relieve myself.

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  35. Holyfuck | July 7, 2008 at 6:13 pm

    Fat cans to go with a fat ass. The rest of her is not far behind. Give her 10 years and she is going to be a wreck. That fatness is going to get out of control and unmanageable and she’s gonna fall apart. But her face will probably still be pretty hot though.

    So for all you who say “I’d hit it” you better hurry up and get it wile the gettin’s good. Just make sure you scrub that pee and Aremenian stank off her first.

    …and to #25, GREAT CALL.

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  36. Ted from LA | July 7, 2008 at 6:14 pm

    She really pisses me off.

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  37. Deiondre | July 7, 2008 at 6:15 pm

    #33

    She’s fat but sexy and I love it! I wish they would post more pictures of Kim’s unphotoshoped ass in a bikini. Why can’t fat chicks accept being fat and enjoy it? Fat chicks never use the word fat; they say things like Kim says; I’m not a skinny girl. Or I have nice curves. The curves are fat and it looks hot for any guy that loves fat chicks.

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  38. Ted from LA | July 7, 2008 at 6:16 pm

    She’ll look like George Costanza’s mom in 25 years.

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  39. Irene | July 7, 2008 at 6:18 pm

    #35

    She got implants to try to improve her fat pear shaped body. She has a big fat loose square ass and is nothing without Photoshop or her girdles. So if this is what you consider sexy; then enjoy yourself, but I’ve noticed the guys that like fat chicks are usually creepy like Kim’s ex Ray Jay and her new boyfriend too.

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  40. Vero | July 7, 2008 at 6:30 pm

    I’m fat like Kim and have tried every diet available but I love food too much and especially fried foods like french fries, fried chicken, and potato chips. My friends try to be nice to me by saying I’m not fat just curvy and I laugh and tell them thank you but I’m fat. I wonder if the females that post Kim is not fat but curvy really believe it or say it now out of habit because they are fat too.

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  41. Deechronic | July 7, 2008 at 6:31 pm

    boy i hope she fed that parking meter… 20 min thats what the sign says…

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  42. Kate | July 7, 2008 at 6:35 pm

    actually the way she put the whole outfit together just makes her look too hip hop for my taste

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  43. sebastian | July 7, 2008 at 6:38 pm

    Kate dear, what you expect from this ghetto-bitch? she just fucks black gangsters.

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  44. your dad | July 7, 2008 at 6:38 pm

    her baby feeders are awesome but i gotta say in 10 years she’s gonna look like an offensive tackle next to her running back boyfriend

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  45. Jackson | July 7, 2008 at 6:44 pm

    Kim is a fat lazy bitch that eats too much. I hate her huge breast implants. All breast implants look awful in the nude. The breast implants feel hard and unnatural and they have ugly ripples and dimples. Everytime I see fat loose square ass Kim; she looks like she is getting fatter. There is nothing sexy about a chick that got her curves from eating too much.

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  46. Holyfuck | July 7, 2008 at 7:06 pm

    Irene, #39,

    I am pretty sure that nowhere in my pst did I say she was sexy. Because she isn’t. Well maybe from the neck up. But then again she did get peed on so F-that. Completely unacceptable and untouchable under any circumstances.

    Reggie Bush should be ashamed of himself for dating this pig and his nickname should be piss breath.

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  47. Kim Loves PEE | July 7, 2008 at 7:54 pm

    I bet her fat tits smell like someone else’s urine.

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  48. haroof | July 7, 2008 at 8:07 pm

    lol so much jealousy from the female posters.

    she is so fuckable it’s ridiculous.

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  49. Pete | July 7, 2008 at 8:12 pm

    lol so much jealousy from the female posters.

    she is so fuckable it’s ridiculous.”

    Really? It’s unimaginable that a guy could find her too fat? Whatever she was before, these days she’s a girl who has to dress and pose carefully to hide the weight she’s put on. She’s overweight and talentless. I could do better and so could a lot of guys here.

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  50. justifiable | July 7, 2008 at 8:14 pm

    #48 Just cuz your name sounds like Kim’s thick ass and thighs expanding when the girdle comes off….

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