Kim Kardashian demonstrates how to become famous

Here’s Kim Kardashian outside a nail salon yesterday in a candid shot that forces me not to question her existence for once. Also, scope out the freaking size of Kim’s purse. Clearly, it’s a protective shield for her ass. I bet she’s got at least a sofa and love seat in there. Which makes me wonder: What’s in the purse? Hi-OH! I’ll be in the Catskills all weekend, folks. Stay for the veal.

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