Kim Kardashian revealed on this weekend’s episode of Keeping Up with the Kardashians that she has cellulite treatment done on her planet-sized posterior. I’m just as shocked as you are. But for those of you wanting an up-close look at Kim’s ass, definitely scope out the video after the jump of her full-on butt-sanding. If this episode doesn’t win an Emmy, there is no God. Okay, maybe there is and he’s a jerk that hates fat chicks. I dunno, I’m not a priest – yet. I’m applying online to be one right now actually. Okay, here’s the final question: “Can you make shit up?” Hell yeah I can! *clicks ‘Yes’* Boom! I’m an ordained minister! Kickass! Anyone got a baby I can baptize? We’ll have to use my garden hose, but don’t worry, I’ll bless it first.
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J | May 13, 2008 at 5:26 pm
Hottie
Jaffo | May 13, 2008 at 5:26 pm
FAT!!!!
Rick | May 13, 2008 at 5:28 pm
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
/sobs uncontrollably
J | May 13, 2008 at 5:29 pm
She does look great in the video.
Jackson | May 13, 2008 at 5:30 pm
Most fat chicks with big butts, big hips, and big thighs like Kim get cellulite. Kim is wearing her fat chick top. You know the kind that do not show a females figure and is long enough to hide a big butt and hips. But I can still see her fat thighs!
Ed | May 13, 2008 at 5:34 pm
I don’t know what that tech was thinking. She’s gonna need at least 100,000 rpm for that fat ass. Too bad they cut away before the tech said “does anybody else smell urine?”
Tyler Durden | May 13, 2008 at 5:35 pm
What did they do with her butt fat? I’m making soap.
Jimbo | May 13, 2008 at 5:37 pm
I just poped
Mr. D | May 13, 2008 at 5:37 pm
Did you see the last few seconds. You KNOW that Armenian girl shaved the cooch for this.
newlysingle girl(fuck) | May 13, 2008 at 5:42 pm
FATSO.
Reggie Bush | May 13, 2008 at 5:42 pm
I love the girl, but mostly when she’s dressed up. When she strips down and opens those legs…I dunno, man…maybe really hairy chicks weren’t meant to shave all the time, it’s just not healthy or good for the skin…most days, it looks exactly like Bruce Jenner’s face.
restingonlaurels | May 13, 2008 at 5:46 pm
is it just me or did she look way hot in that video?
Auntie Kryst | May 13, 2008 at 5:47 pm
This n i g g e r at least isn’t on welfare. She is however not considered human
Angus | May 13, 2008 at 5:48 pm
That was a brave technician. I haven’t know a lot of Armenian girls, but they’ve all smelled like farm animals. I don’t know if it’s something in their sweat, or piss/poo remnants getting stuck in their fat hairy asscracks, or just some cultural thing (probably to try to keep the dads aways at night). But I’m pretty sure the white girl was worried that she would be another incidental victim of one of those Japanese suicide gas releases.
justifiable | May 13, 2008 at 5:49 pm
#8 John Paul II or Benedict?
havoc | May 13, 2008 at 5:50 pm
She looked smokin’ hot in the video….
grrrrrrrrrrrrr
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Nothing lite about it! | May 13, 2008 at 5:51 pm
Yes, she’s on the chunkier side. Yes, she takes pee in the face. Yes, she has a FAT pussy but guess what? Every hetero male would fuck her. Even some fags would.
Seriously they need to hook that machine up to her labias. I saw in that video she did with that black dude her PUSSY WAS PHIZZAT!!!
nipolian | May 13, 2008 at 5:52 pm
She’s going to clog that fucking machine if they try to remove all the fat in one procedure. They would be better off splitting it up in to about 10 visits.
ph7 | May 13, 2008 at 5:52 pm
She didn’t look at flabby I was expecting in the ass and stomach shot. Of course, she was lying down, so gravity played to her advantage. Still..
the internet is funny! | May 13, 2008 at 5:55 pm
“Every hetero male would fuck her”
lmao. That never has been true, and never will be, about any woman. But, nice job at protesting too much – obviously you agree she’s fat.
Pete | May 13, 2008 at 5:57 pm
She’s doing this now, at age 27. Holy cow. I mean, holy COW.
sportsdvl | May 13, 2008 at 5:57 pm
Considering these machines don’t work, we now know how stupid she is that she fell for this scam.
Auntie Kryst | May 13, 2008 at 5:58 pm
Nice scam Keem.. While the doctor is distracted by vacuuming her ass, Keem’s sisters stole medical supplies. Keem is a thieving gypsy whore, but a clever thieving gypsy whore. Well played Shepherdess.
@13 Meh, the other troll writes much better.
bob | May 13, 2008 at 5:58 pm
I would SO hot that!
Smitty | May 13, 2008 at 6:02 pm
Any chick that calls her fat is crazy jealous. Pretty sure she’s ridiculously hot and I’d rather fuck her then a bean pole with no tits or ass. I know that’s hard to hear for the girls who have spent all their free time stinking fingers down their throats but it’s the truth. Skeletor was only cool in the he-man cartoon, not so much in real life.
crew | May 13, 2008 at 6:04 pm
Funniest part about filming this scene – true story – is that the tech girl muttered “what the fuck” under her breath (we edited it out) when she saw a tiny dookie lodged in Kim’s buttcrack. When she got the butt implants it completely numbed out her skin, so this happens all the time. She’s either too dumb to wipe properly every time, or she just doesn’t go deep enough into that Grand Canyon buttcrack. When we film on hot days, let’s just say you always know without looking whether Kim is nearby…
Mindy` | May 13, 2008 at 6:04 pm
yeah it sucks that us normal people cant get rich quick just because our dad wasnt OJ’s lawer or our step father wasnt inthe olympics but get over it shes rich because we pay attention to her and comment about her everyday shit she does
steve | May 13, 2008 at 6:09 pm
#25 – so you like to fuck chubby-mommy types, fine, good for you. No need to insult other people’s tastes. Besides, starting a sentence with “Any…” just makes you look desperate to make your point. Go ahead, unzip, enjoy yourself. It’s fine with us. Just make sure your mom doesn’t walk in. Or that she does – I don’t really know how these chubby-mommy fixations work.
Maeby | May 13, 2008 at 6:10 pm
I used to work at american laser, that machine doesnt REMOVE fat it just massages it and heats it up so it becomes looser and not so dimpled looking.
dumbasses.
Doc | May 13, 2008 at 6:10 pm
#25
Here we go again. Only 1 percent of the US population are underweight. 70 percent of the US population are 30 or more pounds overweight like Kim. The probability of you finding a lot of underweight females in the US are slim. Kim basically loves to eat too much like most fat Americans and relies on girdles and body shapers to improve her fat figure. You will have no problem finding fat chicks like Kim in the US. Have a fun filled festive time with a fat female. I doubt the fit females that eat right and exercise regularly are jealous of fat Kim.
jesse | May 13, 2008 at 6:12 pm
i would eat my cereal out of that ass. and if by some of you douchebags’ standards that means eating cereal out of a fat chick’s ass, then so be it. she’s no where near as fat as your mom.
mikey | May 13, 2008 at 6:12 pm
im in love…
Tapeworm | May 13, 2008 at 6:13 pm
Why does that dumb cunt fat sister of hers always look like a grumpy Sasquatch?
duh | May 13, 2008 at 6:16 pm
“and if by some of you douchebags’ standards that means eating cereal out of a fat chick’s ass”
Yeah, by some of us douchebags’ standards. We’re totally fucking crazy, calling her fat. Just look at her here, as she visits a TRY TO MAKE MY FAT ASS AND SADDLEBAG THIGHS LOOK BETTER clinic. Yup, it’s all in our minds.
Kurt | May 13, 2008 at 6:17 pm
Ha! Ha! Kim’s sister said Kim needs a lot of treatment for her cellulite! Her huge butt looks wide and flat in the video ha! ha!
jesse | May 13, 2008 at 6:17 pm
@ Smitty
Ex-fucking-actly
That shit’s fucking perfect in my opinion.
ANYone who can seriously sit here and call her fat needs to have their fucking eyes checked.
Mr. Chips | May 13, 2008 at 6:20 pm
The best part of the clip is Khloe staring at that power sander going to town on her sister’s ass and wrestling with her lesbian fantasies.
Jimbo | May 13, 2008 at 6:21 pm
she’s fat
losers | May 13, 2008 at 6:21 pm
Puhlease, look at the video, I don’t see any fat. Lol you haters! She’s stunning and you KNOW it. Jealous uglies.
Joe C | May 13, 2008 at 6:21 pm
This should shut up all the “She’s not a lardass.” or “She doesn’t have cellulite” comments. Unfortunately, there are a lot of people with very low standards. I guess she is normal in that most people in the US are fat slobs. It doesn’t make it attractive.
She is a fat, hairy, ugly bitch. She has a revolting body and a worse personality.
Will | May 13, 2008 at 6:23 pm
#36
Big deal you are a guy that likes fat chicks. The US has plenty of fat chicks so you should have no problem finding fat chicks like Kim that use girdles and body shapers to tuck in the fat!
justifiable | May 13, 2008 at 6:24 pm
#37 I think it’s more like Dexter’s fantasies. She’s one jealous bitch, I think she was imagining substituting a chainsaw.
X marks the spot | May 13, 2008 at 6:28 pm
Americans intimidated by a foreign beautiful woman. Go back to watching porn with blonde boys with fake tits.
Ted from LA | May 13, 2008 at 6:29 pm
Why all the hate? They should remove said lard and inject it in Bruce Jenner’s face? Have you seen that fucker lately? He is succeeding in his quest to become Mary Tyler Moore. He’s going to make it after all!
Kim Lard-ass-ian | May 13, 2008 at 6:30 pm
She is fucking gorgeous and not fat, but how goddamn shallow is it possible for a person (or family in her case) to be??
ph7 | May 13, 2008 at 6:33 pm
#33 – because her sister gets the attention. It’s the ugly stepsister syndrome.
Pete | May 13, 2008 at 6:33 pm
#43
I get turned on by watching attractive females that know when to push themselves away from the plate. Kim is fat and gross but hey I suppose Kim reminds some guys of their fat moms and it turns them on.
FRIST!!! | May 13, 2008 at 6:40 pm
I’m going to crack up..
UNREAL | May 13, 2008 at 6:43 pm
It is absolutely unreal the number of America bashers on here. Yet the first country any other runs to in a time of need is what? AMERICA. Why? Because clearly America is the most generous, capable, accepting and successful country in the history of this planet. Bottom line. Everyone wishes that they had the chance to live the American dream. And if you say you don’t agree, you are a fucking liar.
The funny thing is half you people are probably foreigners who either have or currently do live here, so why don’t you just get the fuck out?
So to all you haters, go fuck yourselves. But don’t worry, when you need help, we’ll still be here to give it to you. Ingrates.
sloane | May 13, 2008 at 6:44 pm
I commend her. At least she’s doing something about it unlike Cottage Cheese Barton!